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Oooh, I wonder who just walked in. Best?
Well, this weird fan is happy.
Not at all likely, though.
…it’s Auraugu! :D
Pretty sure Byron wouldn’t react so positively to Best. It’s probably that mercenary buddy of his, I’m ashamed to admit I forgot his name.
The one he threw axes at and then beat up for info?
Among other things.
Alright, I get it. They didn’t part on best terms.
It’s their way of saying goodbye. Whoever is leaving has to kick the other one’s ass.
Sundar the Sunderer? brother of Rendar the Renderer? sons of Fabrice the Fabricator (ok, i made that last one up)
It’s all good. Byron won’t lead, but he can at least drive the wagon he’s on.
Doc? My problem is, fruit. It … TALKS … to me.
Dun worry. Yer just goin bananas, is all.
Orange you gonna ask what the fruit says?
Dont you seed? The mind is a grape thing to lose…
It was berry disturbing listening to fruit, lemon tell you.
Kiwi talk about something else? We’re trying to have a night out with the boysenberries, and I’ve got my eye on a cute little to-ma-to…
I’ll need to apple-y to an appointment today, so I’d like to take part and cite what you said, and you won’t be able to say “he’ll citrus”*
*Cite us => Cite-rus and stuff.
All these fruit puns are giving me gooseberries.
I try to ignore ‘em, but they’s persimmon me all over town.
Technical fowl!!!! A kiwi is not a fruit (unless they are gay)
Why are you trying to Lynchee the fun?
Didn’t mean to derail the fun (and it is a cute POW), but dropping the ‘fruit’ is a major bug to me (it’s like dropping the ‘berry’ from a ‘strawberry’, or ‘apple’ from a ‘pineapple’)
Only if they’re touching.
…That splash from his glass is not water.
What gave you the impression they serve clean water here? Got to get it brown and crunchy with all the nutrients.
You should only drink the water if it has a salamander in it. That way you know it’s clean.
I once asked for a glass of water and I got a cup full of dirt.
In my day, we had to dry our own dirt.
if it’s brown, drink it down.
if it’s black, send it back.
I think it’s just the yellow hue of the light sources in the room. Probably still not entirely-clean water. But small bits of water don’t actually display any colour of their own whatsoever.
I love how sincere byron is.
Well knot my britches and gag a landshark with ‘em.
Well break my legs and ride me like a bawkbagok!
Well bury me underground and call me a bullette!
Be careful what you wish for…
Well, neuter me and put me in a cage on top o’ the minivan!
Well, shave my head to a mohawk and call me Phil!
Is that … really Byron ?
He’s just compensating for the disappointment of not being top dog by being overly rowdy.
Also compensating for being the only one who can’t get drunk.
All the humans in the bar look super angry.
ahdok. I think I’m in love with you
(Dang it, accidentally punched the ‘Post Comment’ button too early on above!)
Here is the wider image
Drinking is serious business to a true Gastonian. Rowdiness is frowned upon. Literally.
Okay. I checked my weapons. They’re vicious, very sharp, and all here. Now let’s drink!
Well if that’s not what they meant, they wouldn’t have the picture of a guy swinging a sword around while drinking right on the sign.
I think Sy’Nj put some Science in Byron’s mug.
…one hell of a drug!
Probably Brag who just walked in. BTW, i think i’ve figured him out. Some player was using the Create Character from Template option, and punched in Porthos, Falstaff, and Cyrano, for models.
Uh. Sure, except that he’s obviously Volstagg?
Except with a different palette.
You DO know that the Warriors Three are based on Porthos, Athos and Aramis, right? (they have no basis in Nordic myth)
Porthos and Valstagg are pretty much the same person. (literally, in Ray Stevenson’s case, as he played both of them in back to back movies)
I’m guessing “Skin my hide and sell it to a kobold” is roughly analogous to my numerous redneck acquaintances saying “Well slap my ass and call me Sally!”
Either way, I find it disturbing. I get the point and I laugh, but I have a screwed up sense of humor. Maybe that’s why I’ve been reading this comic for so long. Rock on, guys!
Is it me, or is Byron a little manic today?
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