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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'I thought we said No Kill-backs!'

Chapter 21 – Page 12

on March 1, 2013
Chapter: Chapter 21
└ Tags: Bandit, Byron, E-Merl
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  1. zomg
    zomg
    March 1, 2013, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Oooh, I wonder who just walked in. Best?

    • JeffEpp
      JeffEpp
      March 1, 2013, 12:28 am | # | Reply

      THAT’S IT!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Amarikah
      Amarikah
      March 1, 2013, 12:49 am | # | Reply

      Well, this weird fan is happy.
      Not at all likely, though.

      …it’s Auraugu! :D

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      March 1, 2013, 4:37 am | # | Reply

      Pretty sure Byron wouldn’t react so positively to Best. It’s probably that mercenary buddy of his, I’m ashamed to admit I forgot his name.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        March 1, 2013, 7:53 am | # | Reply

        The one he threw axes at and then beat up for info?

        • Jean-Luc
          Jean-Luc
          March 1, 2013, 11:33 am | # | Reply

          Among other things.

          • Jean-Luc
            Jean-Luc
            March 1, 2013, 11:34 am | # | Reply

            Alright, I get it. They didn’t part on best terms.

            • Psychotic_Serpent
              Psychotic_Serpent
              March 1, 2013, 1:04 pm | # | Reply

              It’s their way of saying goodbye. Whoever is leaving has to kick the other one’s ass.

      • Marble Gargle
        Marble Gargle
        March 1, 2013, 9:53 pm | # | Reply

        Sundar the Sunderer? brother of Rendar the Renderer? sons of Fabrice the Fabricator (ok, i made that last one up)

  2. kagato23
    kagato23
    March 1, 2013, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    It’s all good. Byron won’t lead, but he can at least drive the wagon he’s on.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 8, 2018, 12:06 pm | # | Reply

      Until he decides to chuck wagon.

  3. biggmac
    biggmac
    March 1, 2013, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Doc? My problem is, fruit. It … TALKS … to me.

    • Random Guy
      Random Guy
      March 1, 2013, 12:40 am | # | Reply

      Dun worry. Yer just goin bananas, is all.

      • MichaelHaneline
        MichaelHaneline
        March 1, 2013, 12:59 am | # | Reply

        Orange you gonna ask what the fruit says?

        • Chevalion
          Chevalion
          March 1, 2013, 1:13 am | # | Reply

          Dont you seed? The mind is a grape thing to lose…

          • Darchias
            Darchias
            March 1, 2013, 3:21 am | # | Reply

            It was berry disturbing listening to fruit, lemon tell you.

            • coldelectrons
              coldelectrons
              March 1, 2013, 4:13 am | # | Reply

              Kiwi talk about something else? We’re trying to have a night out with the boysenberries, and I’ve got my eye on a cute little to-ma-to…

              • Dog
                Dog
                March 1, 2013, 4:53 am | # | Reply

                I’ll need to apple-y to an appointment today, so I’d like to take part and cite what you said, and you won’t be able to say “he’ll citrus”*

                *Cite us => Cite-rus and stuff.

                • ahdok
                  ahdok
                  March 1, 2013, 7:54 am | # | Reply

                  All these fruit puns are giving me gooseberries.

                  • Fren
                    Fren
                    March 1, 2013, 8:20 am | # | Reply

                    I try to ignore ’em, but they’s persimmon me all over town.

              • Guesticus
                Guesticus
                March 1, 2013, 8:51 am | # | Reply

                Technical fowl!!!! A kiwi is not a fruit (unless they are gay)

                • Chris
                  Chris
                  March 1, 2013, 9:11 am | # | Reply

                  Why are you trying to Lynchee the fun?

                  • Guesticus
                    Guesticus
                    March 2, 2013, 6:45 pm | # | Reply

                    Didn’t mean to derail the fun (and it is a cute POW), but dropping the ‘fruit’ is a major bug to me (it’s like dropping the ‘berry’ from a ‘strawberry’, or ‘apple’ from a ‘pineapple’)

                • coldelectrons
                  coldelectrons
                  March 1, 2013, 6:16 pm | # | Reply

                  Only if they’re touching.

  4. Aydr
    Aydr
    March 1, 2013, 2:01 am | # | Reply

    …That splash from his glass is not water.

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      March 1, 2013, 3:21 am | # | Reply

      What gave you the impression they serve clean water here? Got to get it brown and crunchy with all the nutrients.

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        March 1, 2013, 4:30 am | # | Reply

        You should only drink the water if it has a salamander in it. That way you know it’s clean.

        • Psychotic_Serpent
          Psychotic_Serpent
          March 1, 2013, 1:05 pm | # | Reply

          I once asked for a glass of water and I got a cup full of dirt.

          • Lennier
            Lennier
            March 1, 2013, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

            Luxury!
            In my day, we had to dry our own dirt.

    • theFae
      theFae
      March 1, 2013, 6:10 pm | # | Reply

      if it’s brown, drink it down.
      if it’s black, send it back.

    • plaintextman
      plaintextman
      March 3, 2013, 3:48 pm | # | Reply

      I think it’s just the yellow hue of the light sources in the room. Probably still not entirely-clean water. But small bits of water don’t actually display any colour of their own whatsoever.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 8, 2018, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

      What color do you expect the water to be, when they dig their wells right next to their latrines? :p

  5. randomdude
    randomdude
    March 1, 2013, 2:35 am | # | Reply

    I love how sincere byron is.

  6. Darchias
    Darchias
    March 1, 2013, 3:22 am | # | Reply

    Well knot my britches and gag a landshark with ’em.

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      March 1, 2013, 4:25 am | # | Reply

      Well break my legs and ride me like a bawkbagok!

      • Sir Exal
        Sir Exal
        March 1, 2013, 4:50 am | # | Reply

        Well bury me underground and call me a bullette!

        • ahdok
          ahdok
          March 1, 2013, 7:56 am | # | Reply

          Be careful what you wish for…

          • biggmac
            biggmac
            March 1, 2013, 8:44 am | # | Reply

            Well, neuter me and put me in a cage on top o’ the minivan!

            • coldelectrons
              coldelectrons
              March 1, 2013, 5:48 pm | # | Reply

              Well, shave my head to a mohawk and call me Phil!

  7. Dog
    Dog
    March 1, 2013, 4:54 am | # | Reply

    Is that … really Byron ?

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      March 1, 2013, 6:16 am | # | Reply

      He’s just compensating for the disappointment of not being top dog by being overly rowdy.

      • randomdude
        randomdude
        March 1, 2013, 9:31 am | # | Reply

        Also compensating for being the only one who can’t get drunk.

  8. ahdok
    ahdok
    March 1, 2013, 7:59 am | # | Reply

    All the humans in the bar look super angry.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      March 1, 2013, 8:46 am | # | Reply

      ahdok. I think I’m in love with you

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      March 1, 2013, 8:47 am | # | Reply

      r avatar.
      (Dang it, accidentally punched the ‘Post Comment’ button too early on above!)

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        March 1, 2013, 6:45 pm | # | Reply

        Here is the wider image

      • Speedy
        Speedy
        December 8, 2018, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

        Freudian click? ;D

    • randomdude
      randomdude
      March 1, 2013, 9:47 am | # | Reply

      Drinking is serious business to a true Gastonian. Rowdiness is frowned upon. Literally.

      • Seggs
        Seggs
        March 1, 2013, 11:27 am | # | Reply

        http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151316/not-taking-kindly

  9. ahdok
    ahdok
    March 1, 2013, 8:03 am | # | Reply

    Okay. I checked my weapons. They’re vicious, very sharp, and all here. Now let’s drink!

    • MDude
      MDude
      March 1, 2013, 10:38 am | # | Reply

      Well if that’s not what they meant, they wouldn’t have the picture of a guy swinging a sword around while drinking right on the sign.

  10. Chris
    Chris
    March 1, 2013, 9:08 am | # | Reply

    I think Sy’Nj put some Science in Byron’s mug.
    …one hell of a drug!

  11. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    March 1, 2013, 4:42 pm | # | Reply

    Probably Brag who just walked in. BTW, i think i’ve figured him out. Some player was using the Create Character from Template option, and punched in Porthos, Falstaff, and Cyrano, for models.

    • Sergei
      Sergei
      March 1, 2013, 9:50 pm | # | Reply

      Uh. Sure, except that he’s obviously Volstagg?

      http://sniktbub.wdfiles.com/local–files/file:volstagg/Volstagg.JPG

      Except with a different palette.

      • Animaniac
        Animaniac
        March 2, 2013, 6:24 am | # | Reply

        You DO know that the Warriors Three are based on Porthos, Athos and Aramis, right? (they have no basis in Nordic myth)

        Porthos and Valstagg are pretty much the same person. (literally, in Ray Stevenson’s case, as he played both of them in back to back movies)

  12. Flushmaster
    Flushmaster
    March 2, 2013, 8:16 am | # | Reply

    I’m guessing “Skin my hide and sell it to a kobold” is roughly analogous to my numerous redneck acquaintances saying “Well slap my ass and call me Sally!”

    Either way, I find it disturbing. I get the point and I laugh, but I have a screwed up sense of humor. Maybe that’s why I’ve been reading this comic for so long. Rock on, guys!

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 8, 2018, 12:30 pm | # | Reply

      How disturbing can it be, for someone with an apparent mastery of potty humor?

  13. flevine
    flevine
    March 2, 2013, 4:28 pm | # | Reply

    Is it me, or is Byron a little manic today?

    • Flushmaster
      Flushmaster
      March 3, 2013, 6:01 am | # | Reply

      *ass slap*
      Sally!

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