New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
Oblivious guards are oblivious.
Bragg: I have a very very mild type of deafness.
Bert: What kind is it?
Bragg: It’s about 3 o’clock. Why?
A vital staple of all videogames.
The city guards in the Thief series had much better conversations to eavesdrop on.
Hm, I probably should read aloud the thread and my comment before I post it; I didn’t intend it to seem like I was making a slight against this comic.
…that still didn’t come out right.
Just ignore me.
Second panel, last line: ‘Nuff said.
Considering what the ALT text is saying about Bert, I’d say thats pretty tame! ;)
Bert should have joined the Sexual Cavalry.
the bareback riders to the rescue!
Maybe that’s where Best is right now!
Best goes on a guest-strip odyssey to return to GA. heard it here first, folks. the meta is getting meta-er.
I wonder how I can access the alt-text on wy phone…
It says “We got Bert on a loan from Oglaf” just FYI
Try pressing the image until you get a menu. There’s a “view caption” choice on my phone there.
It’s been ages since I tried on my Android phone; I should probably give it another try t see if an update has changed the state of things.
It’s life Jim but not as we cook it.
Cap’n Picard, your face looks much more colorful! Are you taking vitamins?
It’s time for the next generation.
That’s just his honey-glow.
Braggadacio’s beard-beads are made from the bones of chocobos.
Kweh, kweh, wark all day – fight land sharks, roast your own chocobo today!
He reminds me of a single version of Volstagg the Voluminous. I hope we see more of him.
Maybe T and Phil will loan him to Oglaf in return for Bert; Then you could see more of Bragg over there.
If this is an exchange scheme, we should send Frigg over to Olgaf … That’d be hillarious
This pleases me, but I doubt there’d be any real skin showing, at least moreso than Frigg’s shown on here.
Just keep Frigg away from the Ice Queen – they’d never get the seasons right again.
the weather forecasts would consist of rain, sleet, and hail until she left.
So this guy survived many a gustatory, fantastically perilous adventure only to be taken by hostile dwarves?
And that is difference between PvE and PvP. What works for one doesn’t work for the other and vice-versa, sadly.
He’s never been on an adventure that wasn’t pre-scripted.
He should probably see a doctor, but I wonder about Gastonia’s health care system…
i think gastonia’s digestive doctors are top knotch m8.
Better than the American, i bet.
I gotta learn that spell that turns wood into gold…
This made me chuckle!
Hmmm….Oglaf/GA crossover next guest week? >-) (Please?)
Dwarves … how those pesky, undergrown thingies could be such a threat to human soldiers ?
I mean, take ‘em out with a few volleys of arrows. One of it will surely get ‘em to the knee, and stuff
I heard they have curved axes, curved axes.
Aren’t nearly all axes curved? :)
Only the blades! They have ones with curved handles, so you can axe around corners.
Think football … low man wins.
Fetch me the Breastplate Stretcher!
.. oh… oh no…. Dedalus is indirectly responsible for incest? Parent-child incest?
Someone’s gotta help him sleep or who will ever undo this?
Am I the only one getting a Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind vibe from the landscape in this page? Because I totally am.
i wasnt, but i do know the scene to which you refer.
Volstagg the Voluminous’ expy with Brownbeard’s (from one piece) beard beards?
Just waiting for the incoming ham.
My question: where’s Hogun?
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