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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

We got Bert on loan from Oglaf.

Chapter 21 – Page 3

on February 18, 2013
Chapter: Chapter 21
└ Tags: Bert, Braggadocio
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  1. Dotcom
    Dotcom
    February 18, 2013, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Oblivious guards are oblivious.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      February 18, 2013, 2:03 am | # | Reply

      Bragg: I have a very very mild type of deafness.
      Bert: What kind is it?
      Bragg: It’s about 3 o’clock. Why?

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      February 18, 2013, 5:27 am | # | Reply

      A vital staple of all videogames.

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        February 18, 2013, 7:29 pm | # | Reply

        The city guards in the Thief series had much better conversations to eavesdrop on.

        • coldelectrons
          coldelectrons
          February 18, 2013, 8:33 pm | # | Reply

          Hm, I probably should read aloud the thread and my comment before I post it; I didn’t intend it to seem like I was making a slight against this comic.

          • coldelectrons
            coldelectrons
            February 18, 2013, 8:40 pm | # | Reply

            …that still didn’t come out right.

            Just ignore me.

  2. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    February 18, 2013, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Second panel, last line: ‘Nuff said.

    • Nitross
      Nitross
      February 18, 2013, 12:16 am | # | Reply

      Considering what the ALT text is saying about Bert, I’d say thats pretty tame! ;)

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        February 18, 2013, 12:59 am | # | Reply

        Bert should have joined the Sexual Cavalry.

        • jiynx
          jiynx
          February 18, 2013, 1:12 am | # | Reply

          the bareback riders to the rescue!

          • coldelectrons
            coldelectrons
            February 18, 2013, 1:53 am | # | Reply

            Maybe that’s where Best is right now!

            • Tryntu
              Tryntu
              February 18, 2013, 11:24 pm | # | Reply

              Best goes on a guest-strip odyssey to return to GA. heard it here first, folks. the meta is getting meta-er.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        February 18, 2013, 5:15 am | # | Reply

        I wonder how I can access the alt-text on wy phone…

        • Doc
          Doc
          February 18, 2013, 11:29 am | # | Reply

          It says “We got Bert on a loan from Oglaf” just FYI

        • Vincent
          Vincent
          February 18, 2013, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

          Try pressing the image until you get a menu. There’s a “view caption” choice on my phone there.

        • coldelectrons
          coldelectrons
          February 18, 2013, 7:41 pm | # | Reply

          It’s been ages since I tried on my Android phone; I should probably give it another try t see if an update has changed the state of things.

  3. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    February 18, 2013, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    It’s life Jim but not as we cook it.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      February 18, 2013, 2:01 am | # | Reply

      Cap’n Picard, your face looks much more colorful! Are you taking vitamins?

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        February 18, 2013, 7:38 am | # | Reply

        It’s time for the next generation.

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        February 18, 2013, 7:43 pm | # | Reply

        That’s just his honey-glow.

  4. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    February 18, 2013, 1:02 am | # | Reply

    Braggadacio’s beard-beads are made from the bones of chocobos.

    • Obakeinu
      Obakeinu
      February 18, 2013, 6:33 am | # | Reply

      WAWK!!!

      • Tachyon
        Tachyon
        February 18, 2013, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

        Kweh, kweh, wark all day – fight land sharks, roast your own chocobo today!

  5. Ishmael
    Ishmael
    February 18, 2013, 1:25 am | # | Reply

    He reminds me of a single version of Volstagg the Voluminous. I hope we see more of him.

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      February 18, 2013, 1:49 am | # | Reply

      Maybe T and Phil will loan him to Oglaf in return for Bert; Then you could see more of Bragg over there.

      • zomg
        zomg
        February 18, 2013, 7:47 am | # | Reply

        GENIUS

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        February 18, 2013, 8:28 am | # | Reply

        If this is an exchange scheme, we should send Frigg over to Olgaf … That’d be hillarious

        • zero
          zero
          February 18, 2013, 2:59 pm | # | Reply

          This pleases me, but I doubt there’d be any real skin showing, at least moreso than Frigg’s shown on here.

        • coldelectrons
          coldelectrons
          February 18, 2013, 7:39 pm | # | Reply

          Just keep Frigg away from the Ice Queen – they’d never get the seasons right again.

          • Tryntu
            Tryntu
            February 18, 2013, 11:21 pm | # | Reply

            the weather forecasts would consist of rain, sleet, and hail until she left.

  6. Messenger
    Messenger
    February 18, 2013, 2:14 am | # | Reply

    So this guy survived many a gustatory, fantastically perilous adventure only to be taken by hostile dwarves?

    And that is difference between PvE and PvP. What works for one doesn’t work for the other and vice-versa, sadly.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      February 18, 2013, 2:21 am | # | Reply

      He’s never been on an adventure that wasn’t pre-scripted.

      • Tachyon
        Tachyon
        February 18, 2013, 1:10 pm | # | Reply

        He should probably see a doctor, but I wonder about Gastonia’s health care system…

        • Tryntu
          Tryntu
          February 18, 2013, 11:20 pm | # | Reply

          i think gastonia’s digestive doctors are top knotch m8.

        • Slayn82
          Slayn82
          February 22, 2013, 5:18 pm | # | Reply

          Better than the American, i bet.

  7. ahdok
    ahdok
    February 18, 2013, 5:23 am | # | Reply

    I gotta learn that spell that turns wood into gold…

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      February 18, 2013, 7:43 pm | # | Reply

      Male prostitution.

      • Zach
        Zach
        February 19, 2013, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

        This made me chuckle!

  8. flevine
    flevine
    February 18, 2013, 7:24 am | # | Reply

    Hmmm….Oglaf/GA crossover next guest week? >-) (Please?)

  9. Dog
    Dog
    February 18, 2013, 7:31 am | # | Reply

    Dwarves … how those pesky, undergrown thingies could be such a threat to human soldiers ?
    I mean, take ’em out with a few volleys of arrows. One of it will surely get ’em to the knee, and stuff

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      February 18, 2013, 7:37 am | # | Reply

      I heard they have curved axes, curved axes.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        February 18, 2013, 8:29 am | # | Reply

        Aren’t nearly all axes curved? :)

        • LockeZ
          LockeZ
          February 18, 2013, 10:49 pm | # | Reply

          Only the blades! They have ones with curved handles, so you can axe around corners.

    • Fren
      Fren
      February 18, 2013, 7:40 am | # | Reply

      Think football … low man wins.

  10. Chris
    Chris
    February 18, 2013, 9:59 am | # | Reply

    Fetch me the Breastplate Stretcher!

  11. Sineplex
    Sineplex
    February 18, 2013, 11:01 am | # | Reply

    .. oh… oh no…. Dedalus is indirectly responsible for incest? Parent-child incest?
    Someone’s gotta help him sleep or who will ever undo this?

  12. Zombie_Spacer
    Zombie_Spacer
    February 18, 2013, 11:35 am | # | Reply

    Am I the only one getting a NausicaƤ of the Valley of the Wind vibe from the landscape in this page? Because I totally am.

    • Seggs
      Seggs
      February 18, 2013, 11:46 am | # | Reply

      i wasnt, but i do know the scene to which you refer.

  13. acrox
    acrox
    February 18, 2013, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

    Volstagg the Voluminous’ expy with Brownbeard’s (from one piece) beard beards?
    Just waiting for the incoming ham.

    • Sergei
      Sergei
      February 20, 2013, 9:49 am | # | Reply

      My question: where’s Hogun?

  14. Screw
    Screw
    July 29, 2015, 5:51 pm | # | Reply

    Does really NOBODY recognise Bud Spencer (Braggadocio) and Terence Hill (Bert)?!?! They even kind of talk like their various movie-charakters …

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