This is not the look of a man who wants to return to duty. There’s already so many interesting characters, but I can’t help but want to see more of where Bragg’s story goes.
Yes. Alas, not only it is not up to him to decide wether to go back to duty or not, but it’s a matter of defending Gastonia. A matter of being a Gastonian soldier, in fact. Ol’ Brag’ shouldn’t have joined the Armed Forces. He would have been much more at his place as a chef, a tavern owner or a gastronomic critic.
The traditional weapon issued to Holbrook Outpost guards wouldn’t happen to be a bill-hook, now would it?
And +1 for Nentuaby, Winslow says HI! All Hail.
Somehow I knew that padding would come in handy. It’s no “get out of death free” card, but it still counts for something.
It certainly tips the scales in his favor.
Don’t you know about Bumbles? Bumbles bounce!
Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down!
Used to have a glow-in-the-dark penguin (or maybe a ghost) Weeble Wooble (one of the originals, not the fairly recent remade-obamanation)
First?
Also, with that girth, im not terribly surprised by his durability, he has a lot of padding to cushion the fall.
Seconded
The next time a farmer spots his daughter with Bert, Bert isn’t going to run away, no matter the request.
I dunno. I hear folks who learn to walk on their hands are pretty swift.
Maybe that message should end “Bring socks for bait”.
There can be no better bait.
Most of Bert’s injuries didn’t come from the fall but Braggadocio landing on him.
Well, in last page’s last panel you can actually see that Bert is falling first and Braggadocio follows, so I’d say it’s plausible…
If so, I can only imagine that ending like dropping a tomato onto a caltrop.
I wonder why we didn’t see Bert in the present? I hope he wasn’t trying to tell Ardaic that he got hungry on the way to the office…
The milk should be at the top, it’s good for your bones.
The milk should be bagged separately, so it doesn’t crush the potato chips.
Deffinatly, also, can’t have the bread crushed either can we? Can’t have soldiers eating smooshed sandwiches, now can we?
This is not the look of a man who wants to return to duty. There’s already so many interesting characters, but I can’t help but want to see more of where Bragg’s story goes.
Yes. Alas, not only it is not up to him to decide wether to go back to duty or not, but it’s a matter of defending Gastonia. A matter of being a Gastonian soldier, in fact. Ol’ Brag’ shouldn’t have joined the Armed Forces. He would have been much more at his place as a chef, a tavern owner or a gastronomic critic.
He needs to join the peacemakers. Who votes for Brags to join?
But how could he earn his heroic tales of heroism, then?
You’ve never had a hero sandwich?
(Although I suppose Best brought a *cough* whole new meaning to that phrase.)
Traditionally, you need two heroes to make a hero sandwich, rather than put the hero in the middle…
On the other hand, how would Bert have fared if Brag had not been tossed down with him, but rather some other, less padded guard?
In my headcanon, Bragadoccio isn’t actually fat. He’s a Hoffmanite.
He’s a space whale!
+1 For epic space comedy/action. All hail the Winslow.
-Horde ganker assholes
-Goldshire
-Pwn them
/applaud
Oh no! How can we complete A Fishy Peril now!?
Well, I guess there’s a point to having a build with a ton of hit points.
The epitome of the classis “Tank”.
No name for messenger kid. I suggest Hermes McFleetwood.
Its actually Ardaic’s son, or a Ardaic clone, or maybe its Best, or maybe its Best’s clone…
“And tell them I said Ow.”
“Summon the peacemakers, they must make war!”
“No, I am not being ironic.”
I’ll take a cliff… and eat it!
Too bad it was too much for Bert.
Do you think he bounced when he hit the bottom?
I have a feeling that he had a pretty nice landing…through the courtesy of Bert’s two feet…and lower body.
Never thought I would see that particular Flinstones reference…
Braggs learned well as an early lad that min/maxing in Str and HP was as close to immortality as a Tank can get.
I suspect that message will be redundant… though the messenger carrying it may not be.
He actually spirit-ran back to his corpse. The bruises reflect the durability loss.
Bert lost his legs from ress sickness.
The traditional weapon issued to Holbrook Outpost guards wouldn’t happen to be a bill-hook, now would it?
And +1 for Nentuaby, Winslow says HI! All Hail.
Brag should defect. With his proprtions and beard, he’d make a great honorary dwarf.