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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Growing tree people armies is just one of many means to an ent.

Chapter 21 – Page 7

on February 22, 2013
Chapter: Chapter 21
└ Tags: Embraisch'Nj, Kur'ik, Syr'Nj
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  1. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    February 22, 2013, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    First Fair Exchange, now…THIS…

  2. Joe
    Joe
    February 22, 2013, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    “Embrace Change.”
    Nice.

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      February 22, 2013, 8:47 am | # | Reply

      Thank you for clearing this up. I don’t understand half of the Elf names.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      February 22, 2013, 10:41 am | # | Reply

      I initially read it as “Embarassing”

    • Veggieburrito
      Veggieburrito
      February 22, 2013, 1:21 pm | # | Reply

      I thought it was embarrased at first.

    • Logos
      Logos
      February 22, 2013, 4:32 pm | # | Reply

      “Embrash…Embarshc…Embrashing…? Fuck it…”

    • plaintextman
      plaintextman
      February 23, 2013, 4:38 am | # | Reply

      “Embers singe”… well, I guess I was sort of kind of on to something there. Thanks for clearing it up.

    • Zombie_Spacer
      Zombie_Spacer
      February 24, 2013, 12:41 am | # | Reply

      That does make a bit more sense than what I was thinking: “Embryshe Chinge”… yeah…

    • Wendy
      Wendy
      March 1, 2013, 11:04 am | # | Reply

      I heard ’embracing.’

    • Random Guy
      Random Guy
      May 14, 2013, 12:50 am | # | Reply

      Enbareassing?

  3. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    February 22, 2013, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    “I have self-respect as a wood elf! I’m no Uncle Taproot–what’s that? Coming, master!”

  4. Ishmael
    Ishmael
    February 22, 2013, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    A thought strikes me. Given oddities of wood elf anatomy (sucking water through their toes, bleeding sap, etc.) do they breathe in oxygen and release carbon dioxide?

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      February 22, 2013, 12:26 am | # | Reply

      Or do they do it like plants do?

      Pressed ‘post’ too soon.

      • Japa
        Japa
        February 22, 2013, 1:07 am | # | Reply

        Plants actually do breathe out carbon dioxide. They just convert carbon dioxide to oxygen with a different process when they’re in the sun.

        • coldelectrons
          coldelectrons
          February 22, 2013, 2:04 am | # | Reply

          Actually, plants use photosynthesis to convert carbon dioxide into sugar. The oxygen is a waste product, and was/is toxic to certain lifeforms.

          I love teasing Greenie-Weenies that we’re all breathing plant piss. It diminishes their righteousness somewhat.

          • Heliantus
            Heliantus
            February 22, 2013, 3:12 am | # | Reply

            To be more precise, plants do breath and use oxygen. Their metabolism to produce energy and complex molecules is the same as ours.
            Only, thanks for photosynthesis, they don’t have to eat sugar to fuel their metabolism, they are producing it themselves with carbon dioxide, water and sun rays. And at day, they by-produce more oxygen than they need.

            And the other hand, at night, plants have to use oxygen from the surrounding air. That’s one reason you shouldn’t fill your badly aerated bedchamber with big plants, as they are going to compete for your oxygen, or so I was told.

            • JamesRustle
              JamesRustle
              February 22, 2013, 10:09 am | # | Reply

              *inhales*

              NEEEERRRRRDS.

            • ahdok
              ahdok
              February 22, 2013, 10:43 am | # | Reply

              To be precise, I’d use a micrometer screw guage.

              • coldelectrons
                coldelectrons
                February 22, 2013, 10:40 pm | # | Reply

                My micrometer screw gauge has a better tolerance variation than yours.

  5. Andrew
    Andrew
    February 22, 2013, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    He should make like a tree and leaf.

    • Fren
      Fren
      February 22, 2013, 8:12 am | # | Reply

      Yew think that will solve anything?

      • Darchias
        Darchias
        February 22, 2013, 12:28 pm | # | Reply

        Human bigot jokes may become poplar as a result of this.

        • Seth
          Seth
          February 22, 2013, 7:32 pm | # | Reply

          Certainly their movement will larch further forward.

  6. JSStryker
    JSStryker
    February 22, 2013, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    The alt text is hilarious!

    • Gillsing
      Gillsing
      February 22, 2013, 3:27 pm | # | Reply

      Yes, I was entertained.

      • Nathan deGargoyle
        Nathan deGargoyle
        February 22, 2013, 4:52 pm | # | Reply

        No, the Ents do not justify the meme.

      • Zombie_Spacer
        Zombie_Spacer
        February 24, 2013, 12:44 am | # | Reply

        Heh. I see what you did there<acronym title="ent-ertained”>.

        • Zombie_Spacer
          Zombie_Spacer
          February 24, 2013, 12:52 am | # | Reply

          Dammit.

          <abbr title="I suppose I can't put tags inside other tags?”>Test.

          • Zombie_Spacer
            Zombie_Spacer
            February 24, 2013, 1:00 am | # | Reply

            Yep. Okay, curiousity satisfied now. You may now carry on with what you were doing before I failed at HTML tags.

  7. Psychotic_Serpent
    Psychotic_Serpent
    February 22, 2013, 1:26 am | # | Reply

    Panel 4 will eventually be the most coveted avatar of them all.

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      February 22, 2013, 2:32 am | # | Reply

      Why covet when this gravatar can be yours? Now only $9999.99!

      • Psychotic_Serpent
        Psychotic_Serpent
        February 22, 2013, 9:42 pm | # | Reply

        Does that include shipping and handling?

        • coldelectrons
          coldelectrons
          February 24, 2013, 6:52 pm | # | Reply

          Yes, and I accept all major credit cards and will even return them in 6-8 months when I’m through with them.

      • plaintextman
        plaintextman
        February 23, 2013, 3:24 pm | # | Reply

        Coveting intently right now… but cursed with being too attached to my current stoopid gravatar :'(

  8. Connie
    Connie
    February 22, 2013, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    Embrace Change is one of my company’s Core Values. *eyes suspiciously*

    • Fren
      Fren
      February 22, 2013, 8:06 am | # | Reply

      So … you’re a panhandler?

      (I’m sure you’re not, but alas, the joke, she was there)

  9. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    February 22, 2013, 2:12 am | # | Reply

    The logmatic of humor can split a wood-elf’s sides.

  10. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    February 22, 2013, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    Does Embraisch follow the family trend with “Human Fever”?

    Did he marry – [gasp] – a lumberjack?!

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      February 22, 2013, 5:15 am | # | Reply

      Lumberjane.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        February 22, 2013, 5:16 am | # | Reply

        Sorry, Lumberjill.

        • Jean-Luc
          Jean-Luc
          February 22, 2013, 5:17 am | # | Reply

          I heard they drive a Lumberghini.

          • Fren
            Fren
            February 22, 2013, 8:08 am | # | Reply

            They’re a very lumberated people these days. That, or the humans are off catching Forest Fever.

            • 4649matt
              4649matt
              February 22, 2013, 8:56 am | # | Reply

              They have to be careful not become clogs in the machine, even if they would provide excellent lumbar support.

              • randomdude
                randomdude
                February 23, 2013, 11:19 am | # | Reply

                Well, he is part of an unpoplar race.

            • █████
              █████
              February 22, 2013, 7:25 pm | # | Reply

              Bough chik-a bough-wow.

          • Veggieburrito
            Veggieburrito
            February 22, 2013, 1:25 pm | # | Reply

            Set your phasers to pun Captain.

            • Radio Silence
              Radio Silence
              February 24, 2013, 10:10 pm | # | Reply

              Jean-Luc has always been lumbered with an extraordinarily sensitive punny-bone. It’s an often under-appleciated branch of comedic linguistics, but around here yew just can’t escape pit.

      • insomniac
        insomniac
        February 22, 2013, 9:18 am | # | Reply

        Hey, we don’t know who he likes to… um… something about a stamen….?

        I thought I had a flower pun there. Anyway. We don’t know he isn’t into dudes.

  11. Dotcom
    Dotcom
    February 22, 2013, 3:25 am | # | Reply

    If a wood elf falls in a forest, can you hear her laughing hysterically?

  12. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    February 22, 2013, 5:15 am | # | Reply

    Is this the guy we saw performing during the theatre heist? The one who made all those jokes mocking wood elves?

    • T Campbell
      T Campbell
      February 22, 2013, 7:45 am | # | Reply

      Yep. (Not a spoiler… check the character tags.)

    • cliffmonster
      cliffmonster
      February 22, 2013, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

      Gosh Cap’n you have a good memory.

      • Eirikr
        Eirikr
        February 23, 2013, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

        The guy does mention doing comedy for a living.

        Embraisch, not the Captain, though I wouldn’t be surprised.

  13. ahdok
    ahdok
    February 22, 2013, 10:51 am | # | Reply

    That’s another one of those irregular verbs isn’t it?

    I’m cautious
    You’re bigoted
    He/She pays a regular donation to the EDL.

  14. zomg
    zomg
    February 22, 2013, 4:53 pm | # | Reply

    Well that’s embarrass’ng

    • zomg
      zomg
      February 22, 2013, 4:53 pm | # | Reply

      crap, kan’t spel: “embarrass’nj”
      there

  15. moirla
    moirla
    February 22, 2013, 6:14 pm | # | Reply

    <— late to the party

    wait… Is her name pronounced like syringe, then? I've been trying to figure that one out since Byron couldn't remember it and said he was pretty sure it rhymed with orange. Consequently, my inner narrator has been calling her Sornj. Never trust a berserker poet, apparently.

    would that make her sister… Fringe? Which is bizarrely close to Frigg…

    • moirla
      moirla
      February 22, 2013, 6:17 pm | # | Reply

      and what about Kur’ik? I can’t figure that one out except as an homage to one of the most steadfast and loyal squires a knight could hope for.

      • alurker
        alurker
        February 22, 2013, 10:29 pm | # | Reply

        Got me, too. Went back and checked the archives. According to a commenter there: Google “Couric”

        • Jean-Luc
          Jean-Luc
          February 23, 2013, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

          All I got was Katie Couric. Most inappropriate.

        • moirla
          moirla
          March 4, 2013, 10:58 am | # | Reply

          *facepalm* ambitious female journalist, gotcha.

    • Psychotic_Serpent
      Psychotic_Serpent
      February 22, 2013, 9:45 pm | # | Reply

      The voices in my head tell me it is pronounced Seernj. But they could be wrong.

    • plaintextman
      plaintextman
      February 23, 2013, 4:13 am | # | Reply

      Ever since I saw Byron say it rhymes with orange, I’ve been pronouncing it like “syringe”, but maybe with a bit of a shortened vowel in the second syllable. I thought the pun was pretty obvious: she’s the one with the science and syringes, things she’s been noticably using since the earliest pages. I also find it quite hilarious that, through the whole Nj family, the authors are kind of mocking the old adage of “nothing rhymes with orange”.

      • plaintextman
        plaintextman
        February 23, 2013, 4:30 am | # | Reply

        IMO this is something that breaks down to the fact that English is in general just a horribly inexact means of communicating pronunciation. Most likely the English accents where I live approach “orange” differently than the one(s) where Moirla or Psychotic_Serpent lives. Or maybe it’s just that my idea of “rhyme” only requires the final syllable to sound similiar.

        • moirla
          moirla
          March 4, 2013, 10:57 am | # | Reply

          you have a point on the regional variance thing. Orange has only one syllable where I grew up, but I’ve certainly heard other people say it or-rinj.

          Now I live somewhere where the locals call water “wooder,” and say ax instead of ask.

    • Eirikr
      Eirikr
      February 23, 2013, 1:52 pm | # | Reply

      I’m still trying to figure out what Naror’Nj is supposed to be.

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        February 23, 2013, 9:17 pm | # | Reply

        A dead elven racist. Or a short span. Whichever you need to prop up the short leg on a computer desk.

  16. Lennier
    Lennier
    February 22, 2013, 7:08 pm | # | Reply

    Unhappy secretary looks unhappy.

  17. Mujaki
    Mujaki
    February 22, 2013, 10:15 pm | # | Reply

    You know who ELSE are “a united people in the wasteland” ?
    The Savasi.
    Just something to think about.

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      February 23, 2013, 2:29 am | # | Reply

      It’s hardly a wasteland if you can grow shrubs where you want them.

      Now, if he was speaking about emotional stability and basic reasoning skills, then Gastonia would be akin to an arid desert.

  18. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    February 23, 2013, 2:32 am | # | Reply

    I can’t but help think that Kur’Ik is somehow angry at Embraisch’Nj. For what? Bad jokes? Good jokes with scathing insight? Not noticing her?

    • plaintextman
      plaintextman
      February 23, 2013, 4:23 am | # | Reply

      For his words in the second speech bubble in panel 2, and his shortly following… hypocrisy (of sorts). Syr and company try to get all teh pplz to look past their differences, to break down the barriers. Embrais’ is saying that he sees Gastonia as a wasteland, effectively, he looks down on these human lands, and their whole gardening project was an attempt to get the wood elves to feel united under (against) these harsh conditions. As he says it, Kur makes it clear that this is being recorded. Next thing he says that he wouldn’t imply humans are being bigoted towards the elves, but that’s exactly what the whole wasteland statement implies. Also, it most likely indicates that he himself is pretty prejudiced towards humans (likely for real reasons, but prejudiced nonetheless). It’s multi-sided irony all the way.

      • Eirikr
        Eirikr
        February 23, 2013, 2:01 pm | # | Reply

        Wow, I didn’t get ANY of that on my read-through, but it sounds better than what I thought. I thought they were legitimately concerned and upset about the gardens being uprooted as a result of distrust and disregard. Your explanation fits way better with their reactions through the comic. Thanks.

        • plaintextman
          plaintextman
          February 23, 2013, 3:06 pm | # | Reply

          You’re welcome :) Some days I just get what’s going on on a page. Other days I’m completely obtuse, and then it’s nice to turn to the comments for insight (well it’s nice even if only for the horrid puns). Anyway, I find that people are quick to jump on the ‘humans are bigoted, nuff said’ bandwagon and thereby disregard all the other subtleties, politics, legit concerns and bigotries occuring throughout. It’s part of what I really like of this comic’s writing: a multisidedness which gives all those nice moral grey areas (the facial expressions rendered often being what makes the writing shine through so well).

          Some things I might have missed in my explanation: Syr is also pretty jaded when it comes to pretending to be nice. Heck she’s jaded all over, but in a way that makes her cut through the bullshit and get to the point. So Embrais’ heartfelt-looking-but-indirectly-kinda-pretentious statement in panel 3 carries with it additional lulz: Syr’Nj would anyway have laughed outright in the face of someone who claims that the humans are “totally not bigoted towards wood elves”, because a lot of them damn straight are, and claiming that none of them are is just batting about the bush. The whole thing is just that much more funny because the prejudice is really coming from both sides, though admittedly the humans seem to be the bigger bigots simply because they are the majority group / more empowered group in the current situation.

  19. Tsapki
    Tsapki
    February 24, 2013, 2:43 pm | # | Reply

    Hmm, actually Embraisch’Nj referenced something called the Time of Praise. I assume this is something annual then?

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      February 24, 2013, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

      It’s part of the year-long celebration of “Keeping Up With the Jn’Zs”.

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