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That I run?
It’s Dr. Syr’Nj’s turn.
You people all have to learn
This world is going to BURRRRN!
BUR.. er that’s Syr apostrophe Nj…
It’s Dr. Syr’Nj’s turn?
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
BANDIT FOR PRESIDENT!!!
We already got one! ::Badump bump TSH!::
Syr’Nj looks really tired. She’s got barks under her eyes.
You know you can tell her age by the rings under her eyes…
just throwing this out there, but isnt your headcanon.. uh.. canon?
Until casting is finalized, and the project moves from “PRE-production” into “production,” then unfortunately it’s not canon. But we can still aim for it, and calculate the trajectories.
I didn’t think of it that way. You kind of blew my mind a little.
But to be more to the point: T and I write this together, so there are sometimes things that we don’t agree on that live in our own separate headcanons.
I still hear Michael Weston for Byron.
Artistic Differences…Round One…FIGHT!
I’m guessing she’s going to ask them to pick a leader through consensus.
I wonder if that’s her real world persona bleeding into a fantasy world run mostly by nobility or through martial merit.
The AGM shall become an EGM if any member of the society deems events to be extrordonary
So everybody writes down the name of who they choose and puts it into a hat.
And Bandit steals the hat.
YES YES YES!
Damn, she is working hard. This is the consequence of winning: you get to be boss and run things and that is very hard work if you care enough to do it WELL.
Syr’Nj needs to get some advice from someone of similar rank and position on how to do it all, and still have time for some nightlife.
Calling Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America!
She did from Adriac himself… Delegation Delegation Delegation…
Also here a quote form the Absolute Monarch Louse IX ” and this is a guy who loved controlling everything (his government was the standard of Absolutism in Monarchies) admitting he could in any way rule without delegating tasks to others.
Right frogot the quote silly me well heres the paraphrase “Those who cannot delegate cannot rule”
She slept in chainmail. That’s just stupid. :)
>Implying she even got to sleep.
chainmail is actually pretty comfy. a bit heavy, but comfy.
well she’s getting nookie on a regular basis, maybe she took Endurance as her last feat
“Okay, first, we get two cows…”
I have these horses… Will they do?
I have two oxen.
but I have three boxen! They’re with my moosen in the woodsen!
Only in lasagna.
This exam has three parts. Part One is general knowledge, of the sort that any functional adult ought to have.
The second contains questions in multiple subjects. Choose any three relevant to your own field of expertise, to demonstrate your value as a contributing member of society.
The third part is specific to the current proposition and will determine to what extent you understand it.
Your vote will be weighted based on your score.
When the examiner says “begin”, turn to the next page. You will have 15 minutes.
Performance enhancing fertilizers are not permitted.
“Uh, sir. Melborg is looking at my test. And I know it is him because he is leaking sap on my shoulder.”
“Right, Pencils down! You may now proceed to the voting booths. Except for you… you, and… you, Melborg. We need to talk.”
Can we please actually put this in place for the US Congress? But wait, I’m an academician. Of course I would like this idea.
Lemme guess… Theocracy! No, can’t appoint sis, that’d be nepotism.
Meritocracy! No, wait, Best is gone…
Oh, I forgot, we already know she picks Criminocracy!
So, congress, then?
It’s a system called Alternative Vote. You vote for the leader you want and a second choice, if your first choice gets the least overall votes your second choice goes forward.
Everyone voted for someone different but all put Bandit as their second choice for a laugh.
Jokes on them at the bottom of that crevice :-)
Erm … since when is appointing someone tyranic ?
Tyrants do get henchmen. It’s one of the perks.
S/Gastonian Leisure Squad/Poodle Trebuchet Regiment.
They use pink pikes and silver swords.
Do the poodles operate the trebuchets, or do the trebuchets use poodles?
Poodles poodling poodles?
After they hit, it’s all poodle puddles.
“Private, you need to work on your aim! We can’t afford to be piddling poodles!”
I leave this as an exercise for the reader.
Looks like the readers got some good exercise out of this one.
I prefer poodle ballista. There’s something satisfying about the sudden click-thwong and the rapidly receding ky-yi-ky-yi-ky-yi-ky-yi…, followed by a nice meaty sound that echos across the valley.
Save the trebuchets for the mimes.
Sleeping in chainmail? Ouch!
“Tyrant”? “Government”? I think Syr’Nj is a little confused. They aren’t a country, they’re a military unit. Military units don’t typically get to choose who their commander is…
She’s getting her position as ruler of the wood elves confused with her position as commander of the Peacemakers.
sleeping in chainmail must not be very comfortable
Pish posh. When you’re tired enough, any kind of sleep is comfortable. And I don’t see why chainmail would be uncomfortable. I’m pretty sure that’s just something DMs made up because they didn’t want adventurers to always wear armour when sleeping.
Turn Turn Turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn!
You were so close!
shoot the cows and throw away the milk
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