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I hear VIP registration costs an arm and a leg, so count your damnings, Ashok.

Chapter 22 – Page 5

on March 27, 2013
Chapter: Chapter 22
└ Tags: Ashok, Ulak
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Discussion (39) ¬

  1. ralanr
    ralanr
    March 27, 2013, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    This is one casual cult….I like it. Where do I sign?

  2. Marchosias
    Marchosias
    March 27, 2013, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    MY GENIUS DEMANDS VENGEANCE!

  3. Garygolf
    Garygolf
    March 27, 2013, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    “I wanted to ride BEARS INTO BATTLE!”

    • Psychotic_Serpent
      Psychotic_Serpent
      March 27, 2013, 4:48 am | # | Reply

      We all just want our own war bears…

      • Yarrr
        Yarrr
        March 27, 2013, 6:50 am | # | Reply

        I would like two. So I have one for weekend to ride into town.

        • Thomas
          Thomas
          August 18, 2013, 3:08 pm | # | Reply

          “My second bear is a Dire, too”

    • alurker
      alurker
      March 27, 2013, 5:44 pm | # | Reply

      Do these folk have the constitutional right to arm bears?

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        March 27, 2013, 8:53 pm | # | Reply

        Only in the sense that bear falconry was even more of a disaster than bear cavalry.

  4. Loyal
    Loyal
    March 27, 2013, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    Fifth from the front:
    “The inventor of this damnably addictive contraption shall SUFFER ETERNALLY!”

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      March 27, 2013, 11:57 pm | # | Reply

      Sphere in a Goblet! Throw the sphere up and catch it in the goblet. If you don’t it’s okay, because the sphere is on a piece of twine attached to the goblet.

  5. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    March 27, 2013, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    This seems strangely familiar

    • Mic-Gold
      Mic-Gold
      March 27, 2013, 9:16 pm | # | Reply

      Blazing Saddles?

  6. Timelost
    Timelost
    March 27, 2013, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    IGNORE MY CASUAL FRIDAY SUGGESTION WILL YOU?

    I’LL DROWN YOUR CHILDREN IN A SEA OF BLOOD!

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      March 27, 2013, 11:27 am | # | Reply

      It’s not worth the trouble. The ones with uninvolved parents are too fat to drown, and the ones with involved parents have already been taught to tread water / blood. Really, it just not worth generating a sea of blood lately. Nope, not like back when I was an imp. Now those were the days! Seas of blood, rains of frogs, swarms of locusts; people are too soft now. And get off my lawn! You’re stepping on my plague of worms!

  7. Starlight
    Starlight
    March 27, 2013, 2:00 am | # | Reply

    Casual & entertaining Armageddon cult? Where do I sign up!

  8. Mujaki
    Mujaki
    March 27, 2013, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    And then they have to go through the security screening.
    Have to make sure they ARE carrying a deadly weapon, hidden somewhere on their person.

    • The_Rippy_One
      The_Rippy_One
      March 27, 2013, 4:14 am | # | Reply

      Fast acting poisons are fine, too.

  9. The_Rippy_One
    The_Rippy_One
    March 27, 2013, 4:15 am | # | Reply

    This is adorable. Good lords, this brings the nostalgia, from back when I had the money+time to go to cons…

  10. Hogan
    Hogan
    March 27, 2013, 4:30 am | # | Reply

    Cults always have the best screening process’ … if you have the gold and the anger you can pass!

  11. Psychotic_Serpent
    Psychotic_Serpent
    March 27, 2013, 4:52 am | # | Reply

    When he was asked if he had anything to declare I thought it was going to be something about independence.

  12. Manly Bowler
    Manly Bowler
    March 27, 2013, 5:08 am | # | Reply

    So … what do the cosplayers look like? Can we even tell them apart?!

    • Slack One
      Slack One
      March 27, 2013, 8:45 am | # | Reply

      Cardboard Tectonicus is at every one. And so is Man-Frigg, but we don’t like to talk about Man-Frigg.

  13. Messenger
    Messenger
    March 27, 2013, 6:34 am | # | Reply

    Oh, come on! Maintaining end-of-the-world cults and their Armagedda-Cons isn’t cheap. It’s only right for the members to pay to cover the upkeep.

  14. Frigg_Fanboi
    Frigg_Fanboi
    March 27, 2013, 7:38 am | # | Reply

    Oh, no, I didn’t catch the ball in the cup! Oh, wait a minute, it’s okay because the ball is on a string and attached to the cup.

  15. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    March 27, 2013, 7:40 am | # | Reply

    Was expecting, nay, hoping, that he would have used his new buddy’s blood to sign :D (why doesn’t anyone else think of that?)

  16. Chris
    Chris
    March 27, 2013, 9:42 am | # | Reply

    OH NO! I forgot my Blood in my other jacket! CAN I BORROW YOURS?

  17. Veggieburrito
    Veggieburrito
    March 27, 2013, 10:09 am | # | Reply

    I understand that the wrist bands are made from human skin.

  18. Peridan
    Peridan
    March 27, 2013, 10:34 am | # | Reply

    Anyone else getting a Henchman 21 and 24 vibe? I’m half expecting a Monarch parody to pop out any second!

    • UncaMo
      UncaMo
      August 23, 2013, 2:05 am | # | Reply

      I so got that!

  19. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    March 27, 2013, 11:47 am | # | Reply

    Heeeee, this would be an awesome animated short.

  20. Chris
    Chris
    March 27, 2013, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

    Did Ashok reach entirely around his body with his gauntleted left hand in order to cut his right with the ceremonial kris? That’s pretty awkward; no wonder there’s extra blood.

    Or maybe the dude behind him is just wearing gray gloves.

    • Opal Eyes
      Opal Eyes
      March 27, 2013, 2:03 pm | # | Reply

      No, silly, he just took off his gauntlet. *wave wave stating the obvious wave* Course, you already knew that.

  21. Loki
    Loki
    March 27, 2013, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

    Dear Creators:
    STOP HUMANIZING EVERYONE

    IT IS MAKING MY EMOTIONAL LOYALTIES ALL GREY AND REALISTIC

    Happy Easter!

    – A Loki

  22. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    March 27, 2013, 5:44 pm | # | Reply

    In-Arma-gedda-Con, Baby
    I reluctantly tolerate you
    In-Arma-gedda-Con, Honey
    Don’t you know you’ll be one of the few
    Oh won’t you come with me
    And take my ha-and
    Oh won’t you follow when i
    Warp this la-a-a-and
    To serve my com-ma-and!

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      March 27, 2013, 6:49 pm | # | Reply

      :Holds up lighter:
      :Sets fire to auditorium:
      :Sets fire to audience:
      :Sets fire to firefighters:

      • Thrift shopper
        Thrift shopper
        March 27, 2013, 6:54 pm | # | Reply

        Let the Flame War begin with fiery provocation and sparks of wits.

  23. Dean
    Dean
    March 27, 2013, 7:18 pm | # | Reply

    I hear booking a hotel room at Armagedda-Con is almost impossible.

  24. Colesloth
    Colesloth
    March 27, 2013, 7:36 pm | # | Reply

    Someone should tell the guy who’s 6th in line that his wrist-sundial isn’t going to work in this cave.

  25. XMinusOne
    XMinusOne
    March 28, 2013, 2:29 pm | # | Reply

    Attention! All participants! There will be a poison dart crossbow target shooting competition and a dissolution spell casting lecture following the ritual peasant disemboweling and goat sacrifices in Cave Seven. A buffet featuring fresh snake meat and human organs is being served in Cave Nine. Have fun.

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