Chapter 23 – Page 1
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ABRACABOOYAH.
Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
Guilded Age
The Saga of the Working Class Adventurer – New comics every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!
Kochab
Sarah Webb
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inkPangur
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Sufficiently Remarkable
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Devil's Candy
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Widdershins
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[un]Divine
Ayme
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Wilde Life
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Oscar decided to rent an old haunted house, and that's when things got weird...
Love Not Found
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Abeille is on a quest to find someone who wants to do it the old-fashioned way in a time when touching has become outdated.
Go Get a Roomie
Clover
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Nerf Now!!
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Caramel Corn
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Gisele Weaver
Jas is a human taken from her home planet on a trip across the galaxy she will never forget.
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Diana Huh
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Girl Genius
Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio
In a time when the Industrial Revolution has become an all-out war, Mad Science rules the World...with mixed success.
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Astral Aves
Moon Cabal
A fantasy coming-of-age following the adventures of Astra The Black and friends, as they navigate the mysterious world around them. It's politics, adventure, and the supernatural; oh, and crazy hair.
El Goonish Shive
Dan Shive
WARNING: This comic often ignores the Laws of Physics
Lighter Than Heir
Melissa Albino
A young Volant woman joins the military in an effort to upstage her war-hero father.
Kiwi Blitz
Mary Cagle (Cube Watermelon)
Steffi thinks she can use her kiwi mech to become a superhero. This idea turns out to be very stupid.
The Automan's Daughter
Mike Stamm
Aisha Osman and her uncle Siddig outwit bikers, spies and kidnappers while gearing up for a showdown with the formidable Widowmaker mecha.
Never Satisfied
Taylor Robin
Lucy Marlowe, a magician's apprentice, competes against other apprentices for an important, magical, Goverment Job.
Fireweeds Moors
Gato Iberico
A cat-headed man and a girl with a sandwich hankering accidentally end up in a myth-infused country where magic chalices are a really big thing.
Whomp!
Ronnie
A depressed, portly, hirsute anime fan stumbles through life in the ever-pursuit of chicken nuggets and other life-shortening indulgences.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Sam & Fuzzy
Sam Logan
Troubled by gangster rodents, lovesick vampire stalkers, or confused ninja assassins? Don't panic! Sam and Fuzzy are here to help. (For a reasonable fee.)
The Witch Door
Anni K.
Katariina Lehto discovers her neighbor is a witch called Jousia Muotka. Jousia introduces Katariina to the strange people and places beyond the witch door...
Real Science Adventures
Brian Clevinger
Spin off stories and other adventures from the world of Atomic Robo!
Between Failures
Jackie Wohlenhaus
The low stakes adventures of an assorted group of 20 somethings trapped in the declining years of American retail. They are naughty and say lots of swears.
Demon's Mirror
Harry Bogosian
Based loosely off of "The Snow Queen", a story by Hans Christian Andersen, we see things take a different turn as the demons become central characters, and the side characters stick around. Yup, that's the only differences. Enjoy!
The End
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Yamino
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Godslave
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Varethane
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Goodbye to Halos
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Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
Monsterkind
Taylor C
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Juby
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Emily Ree
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Charlie Davis
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Scotty
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Guilded Age is co-written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn, and illustrated by John Waltrip. Site design by Samantha Kyle. Fonts by Blambot.com.
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You see, I think there was a bit of a mis-communication here. I needed more recruits, so I ordered you to come back with as many RAW MEN as you could find…
I’ll have you know I’ve NOODLED my way out of more than one draft.
Well, at any rate, I hope they can convince this guard to let them PASTA.
Think trading some of their goods for safe passage will DURUM any good?
If they have to let go of their cargo to pass, SOBA it.
UDON know how bad these puns are guys.
I hope this road block doesn’t put al dente in these guys plans.
It would semolina done been drawed what they aint agonna pass.
Even if they’ve got a lot of chutSPA, GHETTIng past this guard sure won’t be a piece of cake.
But it may be another kind of food.
Hey, does anyone else think that in the last panel, the camera ANGEL HAIR is a little bit too close for comfort, to the guard’s armpit? Whew x_x
^ It’s as if a stinky, putrid, FETTUCINE* of the lamp got the impression that I wanted to vividly imagine stinky b.o. today. Yeesh.
* “Fetid genie”
Hoo boy, these two are a pair! Back at the farm, they used to call the short one Bubba. Bubba Fettuccine!
I’m not too worried. One of them is smart, and the PENNE is mightier than the sword.
smart huh. so guaranteed he’ll use his NOODLE;D
Exactly.
Wait, what was that?
IT WAS A COMBO BREAKER! HAHAHA!
I know, I’m awesome.
Looks to me like they completely slipped past your combo break into an ULTRA COMBO! x3
This is a truly monumental example of what Guildies do best!
Wait, did I say best? I meant Best!
Would this be the Arkerra equivalent of ramen?
Heh, great minds think alike, apparently.
I dunno. Instant ramen is perfectly edible uncooked.
I didn’t say *tasty* mind you. Just easy to eat & digest.
Now the seasoning packet is another story entirely…
How would you even…?
Actually, I don’t want to know…
Been there. Backpacking trip. Out of fuel. Plenty of ramen and water.
That I can see. The packet on its own, though?
The only problem is eating will dehydrate you, but yeah it’s edible dry. Almost tasty.
Every had it crumbled on salad? It’s like asian croutons.
Some of the coding was done by interns, and they’d been eating ramen so long, they’d forgotten what other food looked like.
@AltText:
Well, at least they’re not oxymorons.
The guy on the left looks like he might be a blonde. Or maybe he just dyed his hair that way.
That would make him… A PEROXYMORON!! XD
No, the oxy’re pullin’ the cart. The morons are drivin’ the oxy.
This has all the makings of an Abbot and Costello routine….
All my hugs today are for you, Carl-E.
So you’re saying this is clear proof that “I am, therefore I think” is putting de horse before Descartes?
No, no, that’s not it at all. The cart’s being pulled by a paradox, the idioms are driving it, and all together they’re a few symbols short of an allegory.
I REALLY hope “clans” can claim land, and this is the result.
Hmm … I wonder who the man-at-arms moght be …
I think the cultists went through the gate, and now they’re trapped in “Oregon Trail”…
Don’t you mean Oregano Trail?
I think there may be a minor problem with this page – The “Next chapter” button leads to the first chapter, and the “Previous chapter” button is shredded/unavailable.
Weird! Fixed.
Wait 1, 2, 3… 5 carts of this stuff?
That’s oodles of noodles.
+1 Would chuckle again.
Hmm… looks like rain.
Like raaaaaiiiiiin on your ramen delivery day?
No.
…
No.
I still haven’t figured out the avatar thing. Alas. Oh well, I like this one fine.
First time you post (or when they change them up) you get a random one (if you haven’t picked one for your name/email combo already)
Test, test
Isn’t this the same I had last time? Ah well, SCIENCE!
You do know it will also be the same when it changes. You are forever trapped in a circle.
I thought those two looked familiar.
Good catch!
Is there a trick to posting links? It says below HTML link tags are allowed, but two attempts at linking to their other tags (with “Farmer” in front) got swallowed by the system, and as per your post I’m now convinved it is’t a required moderator approval.
You know, I had a similar problem several pages ago. I thought it was maybe just because I’m new or something.
It took me a few tries to figure it out, so don’t worry.
I just use {a href=”LINK GOES HERE”}text goes here{/a} to make the links. But with the proper angles enclosing, of course.
Don’t ask me
howthey ALL work, though. I’m just using science.I did try that first, of course. Then I tried raw URLs, then BB Code. Nada.
Ok, I actually didn’t try tags other than a yet. But the shape of my a tag was like yours.
The “shape” was supposed to be underlined, hmm.
Yeah, I’m still
havingproblems too…Mmkay, future reference: As suspected, {strong} and {b} are the same thing, as are {em} and {i}
Perhaps it’s the hero with the singing sword that we left behind ages ago…
Test driving…
One of the reasons I read this comic is for the puns in the comments.
There are few things better than puns.
Why do everyone give ramen noodles a hard rap? Used to eat them all the time, specially when playing SWG (needed something to do when hunting the Imperial Gunboats with that tutorial ship you got)