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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'No, don't STEAL a car; that would be wrong.'

Chapter 25 – Page 21

on August 27, 2013
Chapter: Chapter 25
└ Tags: Ferris, HR
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  1. Marvelous TK
    Marvelous TK
    August 27, 2013, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    He just… he just keeps a hacksaw lying around, just in case, does he?

    • Lord ZYRK
      Lord ZYRK
      August 27, 2013, 1:12 am | # | Reply

      ^This

    • Tavis
      Tavis
      August 27, 2013, 3:38 am | # | Reply

      I just see it as one of those procurement errors when he needed “hacking tools” for breaking new characters into Arkerra. Those happy little errors that prove useful later.

      • Speedy
        Speedy
        December 12, 2018, 8:36 pm | # | Reply

        Or, he’s had that hacksaw ever since “hacking” was a good thing, and meant hacksawing apart old machines and electronics to make something new with the parts.

        What’s now call “hacking” used to be called “cracking”

    • Chantelune
      Chantelune
      August 27, 2013, 4:31 am | # | Reply

      Easier to handle and less messy, though also less efficient than herding a few pigs in the basement.

      • Hertzyscowicz
        Hertzyscowicz
        August 27, 2013, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

        …I think I’ll pawn off my hacksaw and head to the nearest pig farm now.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      August 27, 2013, 8:44 am | # | Reply

      Prolly uses it to shorten shotgun barrels.

    • Yuugian
      Yuugian
      August 27, 2013, 9:07 am | # | Reply

      I am guessing that this isn’t the first time he had to use it. And not the first employee he had to use it on.

      • Joe
        Joe
        August 27, 2013, 11:19 am | # | Reply

        you’d think they would have another underground facility for this kind of thing… maybe they do, but now that his assistant knows about this one, he can’t afford to pretend the guy just vanished

    • kitastrophe
      kitastrophe
      August 27, 2013, 9:22 am | # | Reply

      You don’t?

      • vegieburrito
        vegieburrito
        August 27, 2013, 12:09 pm | # | Reply

        It was filed under D for dismemberment

    • I don't know what to put here.
      I don't know what to put here.
      February 1, 2014, 11:18 pm | # | Reply

      Well, he’s a hacker.

    • Arrogant Demon
      Arrogant Demon
      May 4, 2014, 10:15 am | # | Reply

      He’s a graduate from the Patrick Bateman School of Business

  2. Gram91
    Gram91
    August 27, 2013, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Wow, this is probably the darkest page thus far…probably gonna be even darker tomorrow.

    • Acadian Bacon
      Acadian Bacon
      August 27, 2013, 12:17 am | # | Reply

      And yet quite humorous! :D

      • alicemacher
        alicemacher
        August 27, 2013, 12:20 am | # | Reply

        That it is. I like how H.R., having snapped temporarily back into something like sanity, is all Corporate-Speak with his “The damage is done, we’ll just have to do better,” as if he were addressing his staff after a bad quarter.

        • LockeZ
          LockeZ
          August 27, 2013, 4:08 am | # | Reply

          If this is his SANE mode, I think I might prefer the other one.

      • Xample
        Xample
        August 27, 2013, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

        I think you meant “humerus”.

  3. Zombie_Spacer
    Zombie_Spacer
    August 27, 2013, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Take note, kids. Stealing a car is much worse than cutting up the body of someone you’ve just murdered. I mean, really, what kind of person takes something from someone else?

  4. Hmm ...
    Hmm ...
    August 27, 2013, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Ok. So he has killed Ferris. He wasn’t wearing his employee ID and didn’t have his wallet, so he had to be dealt with. Perfectly propotionate, I see.

    • FoolishOwl
      FoolishOwl
      August 27, 2013, 12:53 am | # | Reply

      Wear your badge! It could save your life!

      • Lord ZYRK
        Lord ZYRK
        August 27, 2013, 1:14 am | # | Reply

        I don’t even think a badge could Save Ferris.

      • Teatime42
        Teatime42
        August 27, 2013, 2:58 am | # | Reply

        Thank you for that F:NV flashback FoolishOwl. XD

    • Anonymous
      Anonymous
      August 27, 2013, 1:47 am | # | Reply

      The lack of an ID and wallet was why HR doesn’t know his name; he would have been ‘dealt with’ in exactly the same way even if he had them.

      –Ah, come to think of it, the only plausible difference would be to identify him as an employee rather than an outside spy, but HR’s ‘job termination’ speech indicated that he was fully aware that he was an employee.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        August 27, 2013, 7:38 am | # | Reply

        Zack Tilly: Ferris was still going to be dead, HR just couldn’t tell Carol who he killed

  5. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    August 27, 2013, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Two gaming company execs. One unexpected corpse. What wacky misadventures will ensue! It’s…Weekend at Ferris’s!

    • gromire
      gromire
      August 27, 2013, 9:09 am | # | Reply

      you did not just make that reference/parody. who do you suppose would play the good voodoo doctor?

  6. Nikkel
    Nikkel
    August 27, 2013, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    That’s strange. In the previous comic with HR it seemed as if Ferris’ head (or face, at least) exploded, judging by blood spots on HR’s face. Now it looks as if Ferris was just strangled and the back of his head bled as he hit the floor.

    Still, IT’S MAGIC!

    • This Guy
      This Guy
      August 27, 2013, 12:23 am | # | Reply

      Actually, on the page where HR kills him, there are action lines indicating that HR was repeatedly smashing the back Ferris’ head into the tube. So, apparently it was massive head trauma what killed him.

    • Devin
      Devin
      August 27, 2013, 12:35 am | # | Reply

      I got the impression that HR bludgeoned his head into the tube, which this strip pretty much confirms.

      • Anonymous
        Anonymous
        August 27, 2013, 1:48 am | # | Reply

        Especially the upper right of panel 4.

        • Zombie_Spacer
          Zombie_Spacer
          August 27, 2013, 3:17 pm | # | Reply

          No kidding… O_o

    • Hertzyscowicz
      Hertzyscowicz
      August 27, 2013, 1:07 pm | # | Reply

      Which begs the question of why HR doesn’t just magically (arcanometrically?) make the corpse go away.

      • Devlerbat
        Devlerbat
        August 27, 2013, 2:59 pm | # | Reply

        Because he doesn’t know the spell?

        • Anonymouse
          Anonymouse
          August 27, 2013, 4:09 pm | # | Reply

          What kind of Evil Mastermind worth his salt doesn’t know Disintegrate?

  7. Overkillengine
    Overkillengine
    August 27, 2013, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Bah they have a tube, just dump the body in with and fill it up with sodium hydroxide solution.

    • randomdude
      randomdude
      August 27, 2013, 1:35 am | # | Reply

      You just… keep a tankful of sodium hydroxide lying around, do you?

      • JSStryker
        JSStryker
        August 27, 2013, 1:46 am | # | Reply

        Why yes, doesn’t everyone?

        • The_Rippy_One
          The_Rippy_One
          August 27, 2013, 2:12 am | # | Reply

          It’s handy for the rats.

      • Berserk
        Berserk
        August 27, 2013, 7:41 am | # | Reply

        Well, he does have a hacksaw lying around… why not go all the way?

      • Overkillengine
        Overkillengine
        August 27, 2013, 10:11 pm | # | Reply

        It’s actually fairly common to have in bulk for various industrial processes such as cleaning. It is one of the primary components of soap.

  8. ThePuck1
    ThePuck1
    August 27, 2013, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Best place to hide a body? In the vault UNDER another body and their casket. I mean, I’ve heard about this.

    • alicemacher
      alicemacher
      August 27, 2013, 12:26 am | # | Reply

      To quote Robespierre in Gaiman’s The Sandman, “Where do you hide a book? In a library. Where do you hide a flower? In a garden. Where do you hide a severed head? […] amongst other severed heads.”

      • Mrknifey
        Mrknifey
        August 27, 2013, 11:12 am | # | Reply

        nice:) talking about orpheus i presume?

        • alicemacher
          alicemacher
          August 27, 2013, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

          That is correct.

  9. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    August 27, 2013, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    I’m sorry officer but I never saw anything.

    • Cytolus
      Cytolus
      August 27, 2013, 1:04 am | # | Reply

      Man, don’t be a hack about this. I’m sure we can pick up the pieces and salvage this situation.

    • Taxil Necrobane
      Taxil Necrobane
      August 27, 2013, 1:04 am | # | Reply

      we need to cut to the chase. he’s a head of us in tracking this down. so just give us a hand, alright?

      • Denita TwoDragons
        Denita TwoDragons
        August 27, 2013, 1:13 am | # | Reply

        I guess we can ass-ume he won’t get his severance pay now, not even a leg up. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say he’ll be the butt of many office jokes in his absence.

        • SteelRaven
          SteelRaven
          August 27, 2013, 1:26 am | # | Reply

          Soon he won’t have a leg to stand on.

          • HURRDURP
            HURRDURP
            August 27, 2013, 1:59 am | # | Reply

            These puns are like pounding your head on a glass tube.

            • flibbble
              flibbble
              August 27, 2013, 5:33 am | # | Reply

              stop the puns before we all go to pieces!

              • smilr
                smilr
                August 27, 2013, 9:03 am | # | Reply

                Quite the cutting remark, I’m not sure I can hack it; posting to this comment thread.

                • Chris
                  Chris
                  August 27, 2013, 9:09 am | # | Reply

                  Ok, well this pun line is now dead.

                  • Joe
                    Joe
                    August 27, 2013, 11:23 am | # | Reply

                    It’s not dead until the fat lady cuts it apart with a saw

                  • ahdok
                    ahdok
                    August 27, 2013, 11:34 am | # | Reply

                    Puns are a saw point for you aren’t they?

                  • Radio Silence
                    Radio Silence
                    August 27, 2013, 2:48 pm | # | Reply

                    If we’re done hacking the old saw, time to bag it up and pig it deep.

                    • Zombie_Spacer
                      Zombie_Spacer
                      August 27, 2013, 3:25 pm | #

                      It’ll never be done, now that we’ve sunk our teeth into it!

  10. Random Whatever
    Random Whatever
    August 27, 2013, 1:57 am | # | Reply

    Nah I don’t think tomorrow’s strip will be dark at all. Prolly be colorful. Ya know. Frigg makes another pass at E merl. Or Syr’nj thinks of a snappy comeback for Embraisch’nj. The Savage races plan their next move on Bragadacio. Just sayin. Maybe have mo sepia next Month.

  11. Messenger
    Messenger
    August 27, 2013, 2:02 am | # | Reply

    This is right off the deep end. I’m really shocked by the developments.

    • Joe
      Joe
      August 27, 2013, 11:29 am | # | Reply

      I’m sure Ferris will be rolling in his drowned car at all these jokes about him…

  12. Random Whatever
    Random Whatever
    August 27, 2013, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    GOD grant me the
    SERENITY to accept the things I cannot change, the
    COURAGE to change the the things that i can, and the
    WISDOM to hide all the bodies of the people I had to kill today because
    THEY PISSED ME OFF.

  13. Bob
    Bob
    August 27, 2013, 2:36 am | # | Reply

    Might want to keep your mouth shut over the phone, Big Brother might be listening. ;D

    • Denita TwoDragons
      Denita TwoDragons
      August 27, 2013, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

      Oh I’m sure the NSA has some creative suggestions to dispose of Ferris’s corpse. They might even chime in and suggest them!

  14. Ghola
    Ghola
    August 27, 2013, 2:52 am | # | Reply

    Oh, you REALLY should go and hang the body up in a tub first and let some of the blood drain out, otherwise it’s just going to make a huuuuge mess.
    And a hacksaw? Good lord man, just get a carving knife and circle the joints, far easier then trying to saw through bone.
    Honestly… This is just shabby murder’n right here.

    • gromire
      gromire
      August 27, 2013, 9:18 am | # | Reply

      the funny thing? your either a cook or surgeon for knowing the “circle” the joints trick, but how would you go about dealing with the sliding joints like the nee? a wee bit different.

      • Darkening
        Darkening
        August 27, 2013, 10:48 pm | # | Reply

        He could be a butcher too!

  15. Psychotic_Serpent
    Psychotic_Serpent
    August 27, 2013, 5:35 am | # | Reply

    I can’t be the only one here who really loves where this is going, can I?

    • Joe
      Joe
      August 27, 2013, 11:35 am | # | Reply

      Gotta love how the real world is now about ten times darker than the fantasy world… then again, having people in test tubes was probably the first hint of that…

  16. Washbourn
    Washbourn
    August 27, 2013, 5:52 am | # | Reply

    Was…Was his tie always striped?

    • Crit
      Crit
      August 27, 2013, 6:21 am | # | Reply

      No, no it was not.

      Hunh.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        August 27, 2013, 7:48 am | # | Reply

        it became striped when it became possessed by the unholy spirit of Barney the Dinosaur

        • gromire
          gromire
          August 27, 2013, 9:19 am | # | Reply

          now now no crossing the 4th OwO wall, metagaming ruins EVERYones fun… you mean to say “blarney” also.

    • Devlerbat
      Devlerbat
      August 27, 2013, 3:06 pm | # | Reply

      It was striped when we last saw him and when Carol met him when she came into work. If he wore a non-striped tie I think this is just a different one.

  17. NobodySpecial
    NobodySpecial
    August 27, 2013, 6:28 am | # | Reply

    Payet Best: The Untold Story.

  18. Musterion
    Musterion
    August 27, 2013, 7:09 am | # | Reply

    That face in panel 5 is the same one made to calmly explain anything to anyone freaking out on the phone.

  19. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    August 27, 2013, 7:53 am | # | Reply

    Well, guess this catagorically rules out Ferris being GM Perrsons :( (still say they looked the same, just Ferris had glasses)

  20. OamuTheMonk
    OamuTheMonk
    August 27, 2013, 7:57 am | # | Reply

    Ah, “crazy” as a motive. Why’d he kill that guy? Cause he crazy!

    You can tell how scary bad a man he is cause he killed that guy! But why would he do it? “HE’S JUST CRAZY ALL RIGHT”

    • Phil
      Flo
      August 27, 2013, 9:12 am | # | Reply

      You sure are quick to draw conclusions.

      • Phil
        Flo
        August 27, 2013, 9:56 am | # | Reply

        Having now read your conclusion to our previous conversation, I think we understand each other better. I think it’s because you’re a true fan that I take your comments more personally than most others, but I still appreciate them.

        I also, however, reserve the right to counter snark with snark.

        • OamuTheMonk
          OamuTheMonk
          August 27, 2013, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

          I love snark. You will never hurt my feelings with snark, so go nuts.

  21. Thomas
    Thomas
    August 27, 2013, 9:03 am | # | Reply

    HR is an incompetent hack. I hope Carol is smart enough to just bring the police in before this situation deteriorates even further. Fingers crossed.

    • Chris
      Chris
      August 27, 2013, 9:59 am | # | Reply

      Would you say she is the “Fine-Cut Saw” to His “Hack Saw”?

    • Joe
      Joe
      August 27, 2013, 11:33 am | # | Reply

      This situation sure stinks, I hope the body of the matter gets resolved before things become more grave

  22. Chris
    Chris
    August 27, 2013, 9:13 am | # | Reply

    Pfff… missing a perfectly good reason to have a corpse in your building.
    Unauthorized person walks into a high security elevator. Manipulates the controls and causes it to accelerate rapidly into the sub-floor. Idiot employee suffers massive head trauma from the impact.

    PERFECTLY GOOD ELEVATOR TO GET RID OF.

    Get something in gold next time, silver is so mainstream.

  23. kitastrophe
    kitastrophe
    August 27, 2013, 9:25 am | # | Reply

    DIBS ON A DRUMSTICK!!

  24. Ivresse
    Ivresse
    August 27, 2013, 10:33 am | # | Reply

    HR wouldn’t happen to own a pig farm, would he?

    After all that’s the best way to get rid of a body…

    • Fren
      Fren
      August 27, 2013, 11:16 am | # | Reply

      Well, sure, if you’ve got a few hogs. Honestly, you can get this done with a small box full of beetles. They’ll eat every scrap of flesh. Then just grind the bones down and fertilize your garden with them. Nobody will ever know.

      Ever.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        August 27, 2013, 2:00 pm | # | Reply

        How about some morally ambiguous goats?

  25. zero
    zero
    August 27, 2013, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

    just when I thought he crossed the moral event horizon, he finds a way to cross it a second time.

  26. redo19
    redo19
    August 27, 2013, 5:26 pm | # | Reply

    Man, has anyone ever noticed just how much HR looks like Walter White?

    Shave his head, and he’s a dead ringer.

    • Mike
      Mike
      August 27, 2013, 10:38 pm | # | Reply

      Carol – ok sir i flushed the acid dissolved parts down the bathtub

      HR – WHY!?!

      Carol – Why? why not, whats the difference, he’s gone!

      SPLASH!, SIZZLE!

      HR – “I’m sorry, what were you asking me? Oh, yes, that stupid plastic container I asked you to buy. You see, hydrofluoric acid won’t eat through plastic; it will however dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic. So there’s that.”

  27. gromire
    gromire
    August 27, 2013, 7:37 pm | # | Reply

    cris gots it going on

  28. Caldwell
    Caldwell
    August 27, 2013, 8:59 pm | # | Reply

    First kidnapping and now murder? You’ve gone too far, Mr. Lundegaard.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      August 28, 2013, 3:18 pm | # | Reply

      Who has he kidnapped? The people in the tube volunteered to test them out

  29. Casper
    Casper
    August 27, 2013, 9:53 pm | # | Reply

    …I lost it at the rollover text. My sides now ache from laughing. Thank you, dear Guilded Age – I needed that.

  30. Dean
    Dean
    August 27, 2013, 11:11 pm | # | Reply

    You know, they could just use Ferris’ car to transport the body. Less risk than stealing one, and his keys are presumably around somewhere. Unless he drives a tiny Nissan Micra or something.

  31. Hmm ...
    Hmm ...
    August 28, 2013, 1:48 am | # | Reply

    “Do what you have to do” ? That would have been call the police, and tell them to bring the SWAT.

  32. SotiCoto
    SotiCoto
    February 19, 2014, 7:53 am | # | Reply

    … I still don’t get why he killed the dude.
    Sticking him in one of the extra tanks he has been setting up would make far more sense.
    In fact, all sorts of things would be a better idea than killing your own employee… especially when you don’t even know what purpose he serves. ¬_¬

    Are we to assume as Oamu suggested that he has gone right off the deep end? … Or is there some sort of higher purpose behind his actions that somehow evades notice? … Or is it something else entirely?

    • Observer
      Observer
      March 12, 2015, 4:03 pm | # | Reply

      I think he has a use for the current tubes already planned.

  33. g
    g
    March 10, 2014, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

    and i was pretty sure bro was getting forced into the second tank to shut him up leaving her to run the company

  34. Belisarius
    Belisarius
    November 1, 2015, 8:58 am | # | Reply

    Am I the only one thinking this scene specifically and the entirety of the comic could be a really great theatric play?

  35. Speedy
    Speedy
    December 12, 2018, 9:31 pm | # | Reply

    I love the fact that H.R. thinks Carol is apologizing to him. It’s subtle details like that, that make this story so believable.

  36. Speedy
    Speedy
    December 12, 2018, 10:02 pm | # | Reply

    “No, you don’t need to bring a shovel. I have a real shiny one. I can’t remember where I got it, but it has ‘The Shoveler’ engraved on it.”

    http://mysterymen.wikia.com/wiki/Eddie

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