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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

... And so began the legend of The Dread Pirate Dickbeard.

Chapter 27 – Page 23

on November 22, 2013
Chapter: Chapter 27
└ Tags: Bandit, Byron, E-Merl, Frigg, Gravedust, Scipio
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  1. Gram91
    Gram91
    November 22, 2013, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Is that facial hair made of dick drawings on Frigg’s face? Cause if so, go Bandit.

  2. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    November 22, 2013, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Heehee, the actual perpetrator got clear away before the Friggocalypse.

    “That’s Our Bandit!” *jaunty theme music*

    • Lupo
      Lupo
      November 22, 2013, 2:23 am | # | Reply

      …or she’s been thrown out of the window…

      • mrknifey
        mrknifey
        November 22, 2013, 3:29 am | # | Reply

        i figure she was the first to fall victim to the frigg-bomb :D

        • HURRDURP
          HURRDURP
          November 22, 2013, 3:55 am | # | Reply

          she’s actually hanging from the window and smiling.

        • Chantelune
          Chantelune
          November 22, 2013, 4:31 am | # | Reply

          Nah, she’s a rogue. She know how to steer clear and avoid to face the consequences of her own actions.

          Go Bandit !

    • Brad
      Brad
      November 22, 2013, 8:46 am | # | Reply

      Ya see, I thought Bandit was the broken pieces and greasy smear over on the left side.

  3. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    November 22, 2013, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Darnit, the alt-text beat me to the ‘Dickbeard the Pirate’ joke.

    Also, Bandit apparently scurries fast for someone with such tiny legs to get out the window before Frigg clocked everybody.

    • moirla
      moirla
      November 22, 2013, 5:28 am | # | Reply

      the shortest kids in class *always* ran the fastest when I was a kid.

  4. alurker
    alurker
    November 22, 2013, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Sooo… E-merl got benched, Byron got headed off and Scipio ended up in the soup.
    Bandit appears to have made a clean getaway.

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      November 22, 2013, 12:30 am | # | Reply

      I would be the fist to clear out if I was Bandit.

      • Anonymouse
        Anonymouse
        November 22, 2013, 2:47 am | # | Reply

        There’s only a handful of people as fast as Bandit.

      • Sparklelord
        Sparklelord
        November 22, 2013, 2:48 am | # | Reply

        Bandit didn’t want to wrist Frigg’s fury.

        • centuriancode
          centuriancode
          November 23, 2013, 2:09 pm | # | Reply

          Her speed always comes in handy.

      • SteelRaven
        SteelRaven
        November 23, 2013, 12:11 am | # | Reply

        *first*

        • Anonymouse
          Anonymouse
          November 23, 2013, 7:50 am | # | Reply

          TOO LATE

          • maggPi
            maggPi
            November 24, 2013, 4:28 am | # | Reply

            I love you guys!

  5. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    November 22, 2013, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    I sense this is going to have disproportionately grave consequences.

    • Insomniac
      Insomniac
      November 22, 2013, 12:38 am | # | Reply

      More of gravy than of grave about it.

      • Wolvenlight
        Wolvenlight
        November 22, 2013, 2:29 am | # | Reply

        They should have expected Frigg would be all souped up for a brawl because of this prank.

        • Aslandus
          Aslandus
          November 22, 2013, 10:45 am | # | Reply

          It’s a sensitive subject for her, don’t be so phallus

  6. Freako
    Freako
    November 22, 2013, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    So… did Scipio just sit there the whole time, eating his soup, while Frigg was frigging things up? Even as she dumped not one, but TWO bowls of soup over his head? Damn, Scip. Talk about stoicism.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      November 22, 2013, 12:42 am | # | Reply

      Scip: “Worth it. I’ll clean up… but not before I’m full.”
      Meanwhile Byron and E-Merle failed to predict the Friggsplosion and got punk’d again.
      Bandit, of course, saw this coming and skittered out just in time.

  7. biggmac
    biggmac
    November 22, 2013, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    Izzit me, or is Gravy kinda … cute?

    • Hellhound
      Hellhound
      November 22, 2013, 6:45 am | # | Reply

      Oh you mean Gravina Dust? Yeah she is the new Dwarven Topmodel :D

      • Belisarius
        Belisarius
        November 2, 2015, 12:16 am | # | Reply

        She’s so classy

  8. Karishi
    Karishi
    November 22, 2013, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    Sorry, Frigg. The title of Commander Pornstache is already taken.

  9. Barswanian
    Barswanian
    November 22, 2013, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    I keep seeing the last panel as Gravedust sighing as he drops the table on E-merl.

    • Tsenzei
      Tsenzei
      November 22, 2013, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

      Same here.

      • maggPi
        maggPi
        November 24, 2013, 4:34 am | # | Reply

        Yeah… My first thought was that he was sighing because he now had to dish out some tedious comeuppance, rather than righting the overturned table. Which is also funny.

  10. gangler
    gangler
    November 22, 2013, 2:26 am | # | Reply

    Oh good. I was worried she’d drugged them with some random stuff from Sy’Rnj’s lab.

  11. moirla
    moirla
    November 22, 2013, 5:30 am | # | Reply

    I was half right. The makeup on Gravedust, though… way classier. Well played, Bandit.

  12. Londubh
    Londubh
    November 22, 2013, 5:47 am | # | Reply

    Actually, with a dick mustache and a dick goatee, that wouldn’t be a dickbeard, but a … dick van dyke.

    Official Phil Kahn Gold Star

    • dien
      dien
      November 22, 2013, 5:23 pm | # | Reply

      *slow clap*

    • Insomniac
      Insomniac
      November 23, 2013, 1:15 am | # | Reply

      Well played.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      November 24, 2013, 12:52 am | # | Reply

      Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

    • maggPi
      maggPi
      November 24, 2013, 4:36 am | # | Reply

      Sa-weet.

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      November 25, 2013, 12:14 am | # | Reply

      This is why I love being here.

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        November 25, 2013, 12:20 am | # | Reply

        I personally imagine a dickbeard more like something you’d see on Davy Jones from “Pirates of the Caribbean 2”.

  13. Torint
    Torint
    November 22, 2013, 6:55 am | # | Reply

    Oh no! She inflicted Byron with the dread curse of the Family Circus!

    • Robtimus
      Robtimus
      November 22, 2013, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

      Does that mean all future strips containing Byron will no longer be funny?

  14. Frigg_Fanboi
    Frigg_Fanboi
    November 22, 2013, 7:38 am | # | Reply

    I like to think while Frigg was “Mr. Beaning” Byron with the turkey and dumping the soup on the stoic and stalwart Scipio, it was Gravedust flipping the table on e-merl. Know it’s not what happened but still like to think it lol

    • Loki
      Loki
      November 22, 2013, 8:01 am | # | Reply

      Aye, my preferred reading is that Gravedust is lowering the table /onto/ E-Merl, with a sigh of “Sigh. Let me show you the crushing weight that comes when you laugh at me.” But the stress marks by his hands suggest that he’s actually lifting the table. D:

    • CapnRis
      CapnRis
      November 22, 2013, 10:19 am | # | Reply

      Frigg did not flip the table on E-merl. Everyone was at the table on the far right, and E-merl standing to Gravy and Frigg’s right (left of them from our perspective). He ended up under the middle table – mostly due to Frigg throwing him into the table, landing with enough force to turn the table over on him. Would also explain how the oil lamp got tossed so far.

      E-merl probably got hit first, giving Bandit the cue to bolt. Byron was the next closest, so he got the bird, and since at that point everyone but Gravy was out of mace range, she starts hurling food, beaning Scipio with two bowls of soup in the process (excellent aim!) and one against the wall.

      But yes, your reading is what I thought of first without examining, and far more amusing.

      • John Waltrip
        John Waltrip
        November 22, 2013, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

        Excellent deduction, CapnRis. You’d make a fine detective.

  15. Riotllama
    Riotllama
    November 22, 2013, 10:13 am | # | Reply

    That is not a turkey, that is ass of Roast Beast.

    • maggPi
      maggPi
      November 24, 2013, 4:41 am | # | Reply

      You’re right! It IS ass of Roast Beast!

  16. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    November 22, 2013, 1:23 pm | # | Reply

    Don’t assault with a heavy, blunt object the messenger, Frigg!

  17. Narratorway
    Narratorway
    November 22, 2013, 1:53 pm | # | Reply

    She finally got the D.

    • Random Guy
      Random Guy
      November 24, 2013, 7:22 pm | # | Reply

      Wrong hole.

  18. Ben Solo
    Ben Solo
    November 22, 2013, 7:28 pm | # | Reply

    Not sure if Gravy put the table on E-Merl, or if hes trying to get it off!

    • Téléphone banane
      Téléphone banane
      November 25, 2013, 7:54 am | # | Reply

      It seems unlikely he put it on him. Not fitting his personnality at all.

  19. Whelps
    Whelps
    November 22, 2013, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

    Scipio still does not give a fuck

    • Yup.
      Yup.
      November 25, 2013, 7:29 pm | # | Reply

      Especially not to Frigg.

  20. XMinusOne
    XMinusOne
    November 23, 2013, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    Now that’s what I call a food fight.

  21. Qiam
    Qiam
    November 24, 2013, 4:22 am | # | Reply

    My favorite part of this page is how Scipio is still eating the soup.

  22. dragon8writers
    dragon8writers
    August 18, 2015, 6:56 am | # | Reply

    I love Bandit.

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