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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

NERF BARDS

Chapter 27 – Page 7

on April 2, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 30
└ Tags: Auraugu, Bandit, Frigg, HAMMERHEAD, Magda, Penk, Rachel, Syr'Nj
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Discussion (44) ¬

  1. Timelost
    Timelost
    April 2, 2014, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    I wish there was just like some…I don’t know, magic space-hole we could throw all the bards into.
    It’d be for the best.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      April 2, 2014, 12:34 am | # | Reply

      NERF BARDS? Or NERD BARFS?

      • Ein the Super Doge
        Ein the Super Doge
        April 2, 2014, 12:37 am | # | Reply

        Why not both? :3

    • Seggs
      Seggs
      April 2, 2014, 1:12 pm | # | Reply

      well I liked your pun. figured i should payet some attention

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        April 5, 2014, 7:04 pm | # | Reply

        IMO, you’re pun was the Best in this list so far…

  2. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    April 2, 2014, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    • Ein the Super Doge
      Ein the Super Doge
      April 2, 2014, 12:29 am | # | Reply

      This is perfect. Gonna play this until the fighting is over.

      • Ein the Super Doge
        Ein the Super Doge
        April 2, 2014, 12:36 am | # | Reply

        Drum of Tectonicus:

        Unique Passive: Grants Badassery to all nearby allied champions giving them +50 AD/AP.

        Unique Active: Summons “Motley Crue” to play for allied team; dealing “fuck all” and “nope” to enemy team.

  3. Ganurath
    Ganurath
    April 2, 2014, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Well, these champions certainly know how to rock.

    • Joe
      Joe
      April 2, 2014, 12:24 am | # | Reply

      For those about to rock, we salute you.
      Mostly because you’re our superior officers.

      • cliffmonster
        cliffmonster
        April 2, 2014, 10:26 am | # | Reply

        Gotta hand it to the savage races. They certainly know how to drum up a reception!

  4. biggmac
    biggmac
    April 2, 2014, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    So far, Lavagirl is having more success than Sharkboy.
    SCIENCEFAIL!

    • Reiiama
      Reiiama
      April 2, 2014, 2:36 pm | # | Reply

      To be fair, HAMMERHEAD is the tank.

      • Saskyou
        Saskyou
        April 4, 2014, 7:19 am | # | Reply

        To me it seems like he’s the one who’s getting protected by the mage. So… guess he isn’t really the tank, after all? (Also, the group mostly gets protected by her, sooooo, f— common RPG logic?)

  5. Ralanr
    Ralanr
    April 2, 2014, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    Music magic fighting! YES!

  6. Random Whatever
    Random Whatever
    April 2, 2014, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    Certainly not going as planned. Don’t forgit Grinchlawrance is coookin up a surpize fer eryone.

  7. Zblackgoat
    Zblackgoat
    April 2, 2014, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    so the drum goes BOOM

  8. Yakumo
    Yakumo
    April 2, 2014, 1:20 am | # | Reply

    (To alt text) Right?!

    • Yakumo
      Yakumo
      April 2, 2014, 1:21 am | # | Reply

      And ironic icon (b/c I was thinking of him too) was randomly provided to me.

  9. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    April 2, 2014, 1:21 am | # | Reply

    “He will knock four times.”

    • Fenlander
      Fenlander
      April 2, 2014, 2:03 am | # | Reply

      Bernard Cribbins as Penk is not a good idea. Although Bernard Cribbins in Penks’ armour does seem to work in my mind for some reason.

  10. Bliggz
    Bliggz
    April 2, 2014, 2:02 am | # | Reply

    Frigg’s happy

    • Chris
      Chris
      April 2, 2014, 11:03 am | # | Reply

      *BOOM* *BOOM*

      …bring out your dead…

  11. Dorje Sylas
    Dorje Sylas
    April 2, 2014, 3:18 am | # | Reply

    It takes a true Min/Maxer to bring out the broken in a Bard. Shield Drum… I give it an 8/10, knocking off 2 points because it doesn’t leave a hand free for somatic spells.

  12. Messenger
    Messenger
    April 2, 2014, 3:59 am | # | Reply

    Technically, it started when Byron and Scipio engaged Hammerhead, but…

    PvP FIGHT!!!

  13. Piret Rhapsodos
    Piret Rhapsodos
    April 2, 2014, 6:12 am | # | Reply

    I wanna see Pella of LFG take on the Earthbending Dwarf. :D

    • █████
      █████
      April 2, 2014, 9:26 am | # | Reply

      Knowing LFG; Richard would probably steal the kill by melting Magda’s face, take the skirt from her corpse and decree himself a priest of Tectonicus on the basis that, “Priests melt faces.”

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        April 2, 2014, 10:53 am | # | Reply

        Correction: make a skirt from her corpse, followed by crafting HAMMERHEAD’s arms onto himself (that’s how Richard rolls)

        • Fenlander
          Fenlander
          April 2, 2014, 2:46 pm | # | Reply

          It’s been a while since Richard took a title from a defeated foe and so we have an option for.. Richard, Champion of the Fuzzy Peoples!

          • mrknifey
            mrknifey
            April 3, 2014, 12:03 am | # | Reply

            And of course, that requires an Auraugu Hat, made of the finest Auraugu fur available.

        • Speedy
          Speedy
          December 20, 2018, 7:06 pm | # | Reply

          Meanwhile, Frigg tries to catch and mate with Cale, after Benny spends 10 minutes convincing her that Cale really is male.

  14. Torint
    Torint
    April 2, 2014, 6:56 am | # | Reply

    Wait, do we make them peaceful or dead? I don’t… oh! Oh I get it! Hyes.

  15. █████
    █████
    April 2, 2014, 9:28 am | # | Reply

    I do like tanky support characters; they can be very troublesome.
    They sacrifice some damage but they’re hellish to deal with in combat.

  16. Zippideedoodah
    Zippideedoodah
    April 2, 2014, 9:52 am | # | Reply

    Sh*t, now I’m totally lost : I rea

    • Zippideedoodah
      Zippideedoodah
      April 2, 2014, 9:52 am | # | Reply

      lly don’t know which team I support…

      • Zippideedoodah
        Zippideedoodah
        April 2, 2014, 9:54 am | # | Reply

        !

        • Seggs
          Seggs
          April 2, 2014, 1:16 pm | # | Reply

          looks like your having some bandwidth issues..?

  17. Scorpio
    Scorpio
    April 2, 2014, 10:39 am | # | Reply

    I don’t get it. If Magda was capable of lava/earth magic like that, she could have taken the wall down herself easily.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      April 2, 2014, 10:56 am | # | Reply

      Why waste mana on a gate? :P

  18. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    April 2, 2014, 10:56 am | # | Reply

    Frigg is happy that she can legitimately beat up on a bard (technically that Shit Elf was a team mate, but Penk is lunch meat)

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      April 2, 2014, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

      She pounded Best in a completely different way.

  19. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    April 2, 2014, 4:44 pm | # | Reply

    Syr’Nj looks hesitant, like she isn’t entirely sure if the flash grenade/potion failed. She can’t see a thing right now, can she?

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      April 3, 2014, 9:52 am | # | Reply

      It’s more a case of “That’s never happened before!” combined with the classic ‘stunned mullet’ impression

  20. talewinds
    talewinds
    April 2, 2014, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

    Dead Peace Makers?.
    Been there, did that.

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