Stipulations regarding dimensions are a matter of personal taste that can be dismissed easily enough. However, the whole May December Romance issue isn’t so readily ignored.
SHADDUP an’ get yer mind outta th’ gutter, Rach! NOW – positions! Get the Missionaries in position inside the chapel! Put 69 soldiers at the head and the foot of the fort! The gnolls are coming at the north wall – Scipio, get in position for the doggies! I’m stayin’ up here and baggin’ me a few horny-beaked birdie fellatiows – er, fellows – so’s I can join the mile high club!
GRAVEDUST – th’ %#@#$^* therapy didn’t work!!!
Rachel probably means that Frigg and G-dust got into a good defensive position. Also, is it just me or are cocktowers in general always a little early?
See, now that you say you don’t want it, someone will come along and fill the sexy fanart void. Or perhaps you are employing reverse psychology. Either ways, well played. I now feel the urge to dive deep into the internet in search of such… but I’m far too lazy to actually do so.
I’m trying to picture this fanart, but all I’m getting is Gravy and Frigg sitting fully-clothed on opposite sides of a large bed staring straight into the camera and simultaneously saying “NO.”
I’m sorry Phil, TC, but this is exactly the time when we need sexy fanart. In fact, all fanart should be halted specifically to draw about this and only this
I could only see the top half of the first three panels before scrolling down, and for a moment, I was afraid that Frigg wouldn’t make a cock joke. I’m sorry I doubted you, Frigg!
I like how no one is mentioning that we may have Rana squaring off against the very person who took down his mate. I don’t think he knows that, but it certainly may come out. Because drama.
Flying Is Rana’s Speciality, Tykes.
Also…is Rana wearing blinders?
Wait, no, duh. Goggles.
Unfortunately they do nothing.
release the acid? ;D
You Philistines just don’t have a proper appreciation for Sexy Dwarfdudes.
I don’t think we’ll ever have a more appropriate avatar/comment combo than right here and now.
Stipulations regarding dimensions are a matter of personal taste that can be dismissed easily enough. However, the whole May December Romance issue isn’t so readily ignored.
Clearly Frigg is rubbing off on Rachel.
(Not in the way Rachel clearly wants, but…baby steps.)
Well, Rachel’s the one who called her enemies ‘Tardfucks’ once upon a time, so this is probably just an evolution of that.
If Frigg had just just rubbed one off, the whole situation could have been avoided.
SHADDUP an’ get yer mind outta th’ gutter, Rach! NOW – positions! Get the Missionaries in position inside the chapel! Put 69 soldiers at the head and the foot of the fort! The gnolls are coming at the north wall – Scipio, get in position for the doggies! I’m stayin’ up here and baggin’ me a few horny-beaked birdie fellatiows – er, fellows – so’s I can join the mile high club!
GRAVEDUST – th’ %#@#$^* therapy didn’t work!!!
You. You just won. However what you won is horribly sticky…so…um….ew.
The sheer excellence of this post has already caused the porn version to spontaneously spring into existence.
I’m pretty sure Frigg IS the porn version.
Rachel probably means that Frigg and G-dust got into a good defensive position. Also, is it just me or are cocktowers in general always a little early?
However, they are consistently early. So consistent that you can tell time by them.
They used a position from the Karma Sutra.
…I now want to see the sexy fanart…
Summon the demon 4Chan, and it will grant your wish.
…and bunch of other wishes you’d probably rather it hadn’t.
Forget 4chan, Ychan it
but I like my soul…
See, now that you say you don’t want it, someone will come along and fill the sexy fanart void. Or perhaps you are employing reverse psychology. Either ways, well played. I now feel the urge to dive deep into the internet in search of such… but I’m far too lazy to actually do so.
Meh, rule 34 says it doesn’t matter. Granted, that also means that there’s H.R./Gravedust art out there somewhere….
You… don’t need that sexy fan art? *sighs and deletes file*
I’m trying to picture this fanart, but all I’m getting is Gravy and Frigg sitting fully-clothed on opposite sides of a large bed staring straight into the camera and simultaneously saying “NO.”
I’m sorry Phil, TC, but this is exactly the time when we need sexy fanart. In fact, all fanart should be halted specifically to draw about this and only this
Remember when we would get treated with stuff like (IIRC) Adventurer Illustrated so you could get a better look at Syr’s tats?
*sigh* Most true alt text ever, said Gravedust and million voices crying out in the night.
Google, your cocktower search results are very disappointing.
Nonsense. Blanket the Savage armies with sexy fanart. At the very least it will slow them down. Because reasons.
This was a terrible time to do a search for “sexy murloc fanart”.
Then again, every time is a bad time for that…. /shudder
That’s probably the mildest thing I’ve every seared my eyeballs with.
Not even drawn that well, either.
is hthis a good time for an inception reference? it is? hYes! it is.
“hYou need to go deeper…”
RULE 34, ACTIVATE!
…and Gravedust is now the White Queen.
A nun and a redhead sharing a tower.
This comic gets away with a lot of stuff.
The innuendo here is going deeper.
*Insert Inception siren here*
Frigg is just upset that she can’t bend Rachel over the edge of the tower and frigg her till the birds come to roost
Step one- Rana takes out the signal tower.
Uuh, I wouldn’t want to go toe-to-toe with Frigg…
Toe-to-toe? Rana’s more of a swoop-and-strike kind of guy.
and Frigg is a ‘leap out of a tower screaming curses to hit you’ kind of guy
I’m thinking whoever builds the wooden roofs on the fire signal towers for the Gastonian army has got one hell of a job security contract.
Logically speaking, it is now imperative for Gravedust to go Pon Farr on that hindquarter region.
He is the character most in need of getting laid and she’s a close second, what with seeing cock everywhere still.
Alt-text is babies!
I could only see the top half of the first three panels before scrolling down, and for a moment, I was afraid that Frigg wouldn’t make a cock joke. I’m sorry I doubted you, Frigg!
I like how no one is mentioning that we may have Rana squaring off against the very person who took down his mate. I don’t think he knows that, but it certainly may come out. Because drama.
Never underestimate the combined forces of a stepladder and a will to succeed.
You would think that they would look up more often, what with an entire portion of the enemy army consisting of people who can fly.
“You know, with those short stubby little bodies, you’d never think they had the agility to…”
So … Frigg boned Gravedust?