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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

If ever there were a time where we needed Sexy Fanart... this is not that time.

Chapter 29 – Page 16

on February 25, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 29
└ Tags: Frigg, Rachel, Rana
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  1. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    February 25, 2014, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Flying Is Rana’s Speciality, Tykes.

    • Mordecai
      Mordecai
      February 25, 2014, 12:14 am | # | Reply

      Also…is Rana wearing blinders?

      • Mordecai
        Mordecai
        February 25, 2014, 12:15 am | # | Reply

        Wait, no, duh. Goggles.

        • Devlerbat
          Devlerbat
          February 25, 2014, 12:54 am | # | Reply

          Unfortunately they do nothing.

          • mrknifey
            mrknifey
            February 25, 2014, 3:17 am | # | Reply

            release the acid? ;D

  2. Swissaboo
    Swissaboo
    February 25, 2014, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    You Philistines just don’t have a proper appreciation for Sexy Dwarfdudes.

    • Loyal
      Loyal
      February 25, 2014, 12:26 am | # | Reply

      I don’t think we’ll ever have a more appropriate avatar/comment combo than right here and now.

    • Ganurath
      Ganurath
      February 25, 2014, 12:54 am | # | Reply

      Stipulations regarding dimensions are a matter of personal taste that can be dismissed easily enough. However, the whole May December Romance issue isn’t so readily ignored.

  3. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    February 25, 2014, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Clearly Frigg is rubbing off on Rachel.

    (Not in the way Rachel clearly wants, but…baby steps.)

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      February 25, 2014, 12:17 am | # | Reply

      Well, Rachel’s the one who called her enemies ‘Tardfucks’ once upon a time, so this is probably just an evolution of that.

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      February 25, 2014, 4:45 am | # | Reply

      If Frigg had just just rubbed one off, the whole situation could have been avoided.

  4. biggmac
    biggmac
    February 25, 2014, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    SHADDUP an’ get yer mind outta th’ gutter, Rach! NOW – positions! Get the Missionaries in position inside the chapel! Put 69 soldiers at the head and the foot of the fort! The gnolls are coming at the north wall – Scipio, get in position for the doggies! I’m stayin’ up here and baggin’ me a few horny-beaked birdie fellatiows – er, fellows – so’s I can join the mile high club!
    GRAVEDUST – th’ %#@#$^* therapy didn’t work!!!

    • DeePseudonym
      DeePseudonym
      February 25, 2014, 1:44 am | # | Reply

      You. You just won. However what you won is horribly sticky…so…um….ew.

    • MonkeyMadness
      MonkeyMadness
      February 25, 2014, 3:15 am | # | Reply

      The sheer excellence of this post has already caused the porn version to spontaneously spring into existence.

      • Gristle McNerd
        Gristle McNerd
        February 25, 2014, 7:23 am | # | Reply

        I’m pretty sure Frigg IS the porn version.

  5. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    February 25, 2014, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    Rachel probably means that Frigg and G-dust got into a good defensive position. Also, is it just me or are cocktowers in general always a little early?

    • Ahighfunctioningsociopath
      Ahighfunctioningsociopath
      February 25, 2014, 1:08 pm | # | Reply

      However, they are consistently early. So consistent that you can tell time by them.

    • Snowblind
      Snowblind
      February 25, 2014, 1:59 pm | # | Reply

      They used a position from the Karma Sutra.

      • Speedy
        Speedy
        December 19, 2018, 10:11 pm | # | Reply

        He helped her pass through la petite mort.

        You know, he revived her, after they were a little dead, back at the beginning. What did you think I meant?

  6. Ralanr
    Ralanr
    February 25, 2014, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    …I now want to see the sexy fanart…

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      February 25, 2014, 2:03 am | # | Reply

      Summon the demon 4Chan, and it will grant your wish.

      …and bunch of other wishes you’d probably rather it hadn’t.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        February 25, 2014, 6:24 am | # | Reply

        Forget 4chan, Ychan it

      • Ralanr
        Ralanr
        February 25, 2014, 4:28 pm | # | Reply

        but I like my soul…

  7. Katlamos
    Katlamos
    February 25, 2014, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    See, now that you say you don’t want it, someone will come along and fill the sexy fanart void. Or perhaps you are employing reverse psychology. Either ways, well played. I now feel the urge to dive deep into the internet in search of such… but I’m far too lazy to actually do so.

    • Enepttastic
      Enepttastic
      February 25, 2014, 1:56 am | # | Reply

      Meh, rule 34 says it doesn’t matter. Granted, that also means that there’s H.R./Gravedust art out there somewhere….

  8. Nonsensicles
    Nonsensicles
    February 25, 2014, 12:40 am | # | Reply

    You… don’t need that sexy fan art? *sighs and deletes file*

  9. Joe
    Joe
    February 25, 2014, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    I’m trying to picture this fanart, but all I’m getting is Gravy and Frigg sitting fully-clothed on opposite sides of a large bed staring straight into the camera and simultaneously saying “NO.”

  10. kagato23
    kagato23
    February 25, 2014, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    I’m sorry Phil, TC, but this is exactly the time when we need sexy fanart. In fact, all fanart should be halted specifically to draw about this and only this

    • Acrox
      Acrox
      February 25, 2014, 3:52 am | # | Reply

      Remember when we would get treated with stuff like (IIRC) Adventurer Illustrated so you could get a better look at Syr’s tats?

  11. Yakumo
    Yakumo
    February 25, 2014, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    *sigh* Most true alt text ever, said Gravedust and million voices crying out in the night.

  12. Isegrim
    Isegrim
    February 25, 2014, 1:19 am | # | Reply

    Google, your cocktower search results are very disappointing.

  13. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    February 25, 2014, 1:43 am | # | Reply

    Nonsense. Blanket the Savage armies with sexy fanart. At the very least it will slow them down. Because reasons.

  14. DeePseudonym
    DeePseudonym
    February 25, 2014, 1:48 am | # | Reply

    This was a terrible time to do a search for “sexy murloc fanart”.

    Then again, every time is a bad time for that…. /shudder

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      February 25, 2014, 3:01 am | # | Reply

      That’s probably the mildest thing I’ve every seared my eyeballs with.

      Not even drawn that well, either.

      • DeePseudonym
        DeePseudonym
        February 25, 2014, 11:01 am | # | Reply

        is hthis a good time for an inception reference? it is? hYes! it is.

        “hYou need to go deeper…”

  15. MichaelHaneline
    MichaelHaneline
    February 25, 2014, 2:18 am | # | Reply

    RULE 34, ACTIVATE!

    • MichaelHaneline
      MichaelHaneline
      February 25, 2014, 11:15 pm | # | Reply

      …and Gravedust is now the White Queen.

  16. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    February 25, 2014, 3:05 am | # | Reply

    A nun and a redhead sharing a tower.

    This comic gets away with a lot of stuff.

  17. Bob
    Bob
    February 25, 2014, 3:17 am | # | Reply

    The innuendo here is going deeper.

    • Torint
      Torint
      February 25, 2014, 8:50 am | # | Reply

      *Insert Inception siren here*

  18. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    February 25, 2014, 6:26 am | # | Reply

    Frigg is just upset that she can’t bend Rachel over the edge of the tower and frigg her till the birds come to roost

  19. Aleister Crow
    Aleister Crow
    February 25, 2014, 7:44 am | # | Reply

    Step one- Rana takes out the signal tower.

    • cliffmonster
      cliffmonster
      February 25, 2014, 10:16 am | # | Reply

      Uuh, I wouldn’t want to go toe-to-toe with Frigg…

      • wwlaos
        wwlaos
        February 25, 2014, 11:11 am | # | Reply

        Toe-to-toe? Rana’s more of a swoop-and-strike kind of guy.

        • zero
          zero
          February 25, 2014, 9:52 pm | # | Reply

          and Frigg is a ‘leap out of a tower screaming curses to hit you’ kind of guy

  20. bokonondeemax
    bokonondeemax
    February 25, 2014, 8:59 am | # | Reply

    I’m thinking whoever builds the wooden roofs on the fire signal towers for the Gastonian army has got one hell of a job security contract.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 19, 2018, 10:21 pm | # | Reply

      It’s kind of a one shot deal. The roof keeps the pile of wood dry till the fire is lit, then it becomes part of the signal Fire.

      Of course, the rest of the tower and the building below also become part of the fire. But that just adds to the range of the signal.

  21. Otaking
    Otaking
    February 25, 2014, 9:30 am | # | Reply

    Logically speaking, it is now imperative for Gravedust to go Pon Farr on that hindquarter region.

    He is the character most in need of getting laid and she’s a close second, what with seeing cock everywhere still.

    Alt-text is babies!

  22. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    February 25, 2014, 4:09 pm | # | Reply

    I could only see the top half of the first three panels before scrolling down, and for a moment, I was afraid that Frigg wouldn’t make a cock joke. I’m sorry I doubted you, Frigg!

  23. Ian
    Ian
    February 25, 2014, 6:22 pm | # | Reply

    I like how no one is mentioning that we may have Rana squaring off against the very person who took down his mate. I don’t think he knows that, but it certainly may come out. Because drama.

  24. Timelost
    Timelost
    February 25, 2014, 6:30 pm | # | Reply

    Never underestimate the combined forces of a stepladder and a will to succeed.

  25. CorrTerek
    CorrTerek
    February 25, 2014, 11:40 pm | # | Reply

    You would think that they would look up more often, what with an entire portion of the enemy army consisting of people who can fly.

  26. The Occupant
    The Occupant
    February 26, 2014, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    “You know, with those short stubby little bodies, you’d never think they had the agility to…”

  27. Nicky Nick
    Nicky Nick
    May 11, 2015, 10:08 am | # | Reply

    So … Frigg boned Gravedust?

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