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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Oh, like that's any less accurate than 'Peacemaker.'

Chapter 30 – Page 8

on April 3, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 30
└ Tags: Auraugu, Bandit, Frigg, Magda, Penk, Rachel, Syr'Nj
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  1. Loyal
    Loyal
    April 3, 2014, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    I’d say it’s time for Frigg to drop the hammer.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      April 3, 2014, 9:54 am | # | Reply

      Or, drop the glow, then bring back the glow, repeatedly

  2. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    April 3, 2014, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Looks like Penk’s improving when it comes to drum & bass though his net growth seems to have gone down this page.

  3. Bardsdoitbetter
    Bardsdoitbetter
    April 3, 2014, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Auraugu strongest there is!

    • Acrox
      Acrox
      April 3, 2014, 12:27 am | # | Reply

      So, fuzziness is the anti-glowyhammershit?

      Fuzziness allows him to wrestle even abstract concepts as long as he’s challenged to do so?

      Hyes.

    • Acrox
      Acrox
      April 3, 2014, 12:38 am | # | Reply

      I should have waited a little more to reply… reading your post literally, let’s check the power levels:

      – Braggadoccio can be thrown off a cliff and survive without lasting damage, so he has way more than 487d6 HP.
      – Frigg’s ka-smite knocked Bragg’s socks off. Mythbusters showed us that (IIRC) you need an impact of several tonnes to achieve that feat on a regular-sized human, assuming floppy shoes and sweaty knitted wool socks. Bragg is a steel-booted juggernaut, Frigg got a real wrecking ball there.
      – Auraugu gets hit by that (I’m estimating 20-40 ton impact) right in the jaw and right now is choking light to death while inertia gets all sorts of fuzzy.

      Yup, I guess you’re right.

      • Arlyeon
        Arlyeon
        April 3, 2014, 11:27 am | # | Reply

        Who said that it is strictly ‘light’? It’s certainly a ‘luminescent’ force construct, but it has enough physical presence that it can impact into things. So, it’s not quite so odd that he -could- grapple it. >> What’s more impressive is he recovered enough from the blow of that impact and -did- grapple it.

      • Tachyon
        Tachyon
        April 3, 2014, 5:11 pm | # | Reply

        I’d guess that Auraugu has a spine like a cat’s (or something?), allowing him to twist in ways that make the inertia of any object he grapples slightly less relevant to his physical well-being. Which would probably be a constructive benefit, from a wrestler’s point of view.

  4. biggmac
    biggmac
    April 3, 2014, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Thoughts:
    – So, Penk is now Klaw (old Marvel sonic super villain)
    – Bandit has a nice butt
    – Auraugu’s got a tiger by the tail; better watch out
    -WHERE THE HECK IS E-MERL???

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      April 3, 2014, 12:43 am | # | Reply

      E-Merl’s in the kitchen.

      • wwlaos
        wwlaos
        April 3, 2014, 8:52 am | # | Reply

        With Dina?

        • Tachyon
          Tachyon
          April 3, 2014, 5:12 pm | # | Reply

          BAM!

        • Speedy
          Speedy
          December 20, 2018, 7:19 pm | # | Reply

          ♫ Dina, won’t you blow his horn? ♫

    • Fairportfan
      Fairportfan
      April 3, 2014, 1:32 am | # | Reply

      Out cold on the wheelhouse floor.

      • bokonondeemax
        bokonondeemax
        April 3, 2014, 10:32 am | # | Reply

        Fortunately Syr’s got 497-1/2 feet of rope handy.

    • zero
      zero
      April 3, 2014, 6:21 am | # | Reply

      there’s nothing that Bandit does not have, for if it is nice, she stole it. End of discussion.

    • Jason
      Jason
      April 3, 2014, 2:12 pm | # | Reply

      Seriously though, E-Merl is still with Gravedust and Sundar, talking to that Cultist ghost in the desert.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        April 4, 2014, 7:57 am | # | Reply

        Oh right, forgot about that, thanks

  5. Ralanr
    Ralanr
    April 3, 2014, 12:45 am | # | Reply

    Nothing is unwrestlable!

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      April 3, 2014, 6:17 am | # | Reply

      Which means if we present him with nothingness, he cannot wrestle it!

      • Imrar
        Imrar
        April 3, 2014, 12:48 pm | # | Reply

        You can indeed present him with nothingness and be amazed, as he wrestles anything.

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          April 5, 2014, 7:15 pm | # | Reply

          Throw him a black hole (Don’t forget to yell, “Fetch!”)…Let’s see if he could wrestle that.

  6. Bliggz
    Bliggz
    April 3, 2014, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    hyes!

  7. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    April 3, 2014, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    Time for a cage match

  8. Fairportfan
    Fairportfan
    April 3, 2014, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    Slide, Bandit, slide!

    ….and she’s safe at third!

  9. Jack Vermicelli
    Jack Vermicelli
    April 3, 2014, 2:25 am | # | Reply

    Does that net only cover Penk on his front side, stopping at the top of his helmet? It sure looks like the edge rope there, with no net down the other side.

    Just take a step back! Your helmet horns’re not even tangled through it.

  10. MonkeyMadness
    MonkeyMadness
    April 3, 2014, 3:04 am | # | Reply

    Auraugu can wrestle ANYTHING, eh?

    • MonkeyMadness
      MonkeyMadness
      April 3, 2014, 3:05 am | # | Reply

      I am awash with filthy thoughts.

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        April 3, 2014, 3:30 am | # | Reply

        It’s the authors’ fault. They’re the ones that made Auraga wrestle a smite-boner.

      • Aleister Crow
        Aleister Crow
        April 3, 2014, 8:33 am | # | Reply

        Frigg/Auraugu “dirty wrestlin'”?

  11. CloSeph
    CloSeph
    April 3, 2014, 3:08 am | # | Reply

    I guess you could say Auraugu…… joined the club

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      April 3, 2014, 6:19 am | # | Reply

      The mask club for fuzzy peoples!
      He’s not just the president, but also a client!

    • Chris
      Chris
      April 3, 2014, 10:23 am | # | Reply

      He’s definitely got Friggs stick cradled.

  12. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    April 3, 2014, 3:33 am | # | Reply

    I’m so glad this didn’t fall into the comic stereotype of guys vs. guys, girls vs. girls. Marvel has done that quite enough, thank you.

  13. Fenlander
    Fenlander
    April 3, 2014, 3:45 am | # | Reply

    I’m going to call it. HRs homunculus is going to drop right into the battle causing everyone to fight it regardless of side.

    • Gillsing
      Gillsing
      April 3, 2014, 4:26 pm | # | Reply

      No, that doesn’t happen until Gravedust and E-Merl returns to explain the bigger threat to everyone. Then the good guys and the bad guys have to reluctantly join forces and explain to their superiors and go on a quest together as a team.

  14. Karishi
    Karishi
    April 3, 2014, 4:44 am | # | Reply

    Auraugu, that is NOT what I meant by “Hold Aggro!”

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      April 3, 2014, 9:59 am | # | Reply

      Is that the name of Frigg’s mace? Good name, much better than ‘Axe’

  15. Torint
    Torint
    April 3, 2014, 9:56 am | # | Reply

    Other things Auraugu has wrestled: Rhinosaurs, boulders, sunlight, utopian ideals for society.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      April 3, 2014, 10:01 am | # | Reply

      Clean underpants?

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        April 3, 2014, 10:01 am | # | Reply

        Or is that just what he’s going to be needing?

        • brkh96
          brkh96
          April 5, 2014, 11:05 am | # | Reply

          No, that’s what his enemies are going to need >:)

  16. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    April 3, 2014, 10:06 am | # | Reply

    Okay, where is Gravy when his niece needs him (to convert her to his side of course, after a thorough Savasi spanking)

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      April 3, 2014, 12:32 pm | # | Reply

      Now that’s a paddlin’.

    • Jason
      Jason
      April 3, 2014, 2:13 pm | # | Reply

      Gravedust is still with E-Merl and Sundar, talking to that Cultist ghost in the desert.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        April 4, 2014, 7:58 am | # | Reply

        Thank you, again :D

  17. Chris
    Chris
    April 3, 2014, 10:22 am | # | Reply

    Alas! Ze Gogglez! Ze do nothing!

  18. DeePseudonym
    DeePseudonym
    April 3, 2014, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

    Hyes! I loves the fuzzy hammer! We will take long walks together and tell the jokes of my people, the FUZZY peoples!

    Getting hammered is FUN!

  19. Gravatar
    Gravatar
    April 3, 2014, 4:31 pm | # | Reply

    Auraugu, the last emperor (of the Fuzzy people Hyes!) http://www.stampworthy.com/images/tank.jpg

  20. A Moon
    A Moon
    April 3, 2014, 7:28 pm | # | Reply

    If I remember rightly, that’s a snare drum.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      April 4, 2014, 7:59 am | # | Reply

      And he did get snared :P

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