New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
Fourth!
Damn I fucked this up, didn’t I?
Make it dough.
I’ll remember it in five months.
That’s some six humor right there.
I’m tired of seven you guys from yourselves.
Don’t you just eight it when people push things like this?
Nine.
Move along, tenderfoot.
eleven jump in on this one. doesnt happen often, but i figured, “why not?”
Why not, indeed. Do twelve, we’d love to know.
This eight worth my nine.
I don’t get it – is this wood eleven humour?
That’s all twelve and good, but what’s next?
I dunno, but all this talk makes me thirteen’.
as long as it isn’t making you fourteen, there’s ladies present.
I like the meta-joke of Picard saying “fourth,” myself.
Go on, ask him how many lights there are.
“Go on, ask him how many lights there are.” That question tends to make him tense.
Or maybe he couldn’t have a fifth while on duty.
“C’mon baby 4th light my fire…”
Now she’s getting it.
It’s about ####ing time!
It’s almost as if Joel is Sundar The Sunderer./?/!
Please make it so Messrs Kahn and Campbell
“Tron’d into the Matrix”? Shanna, please don’t mix your metaphors.
It’s like counting all your eggs before putting them in one basket.
Or leading the horse to water with the cart before it.
Its like leading a horticulture but you can’t make her think.
i see what you did there;)
Sepia world has some weird movie variants, I’m guessing. Be right back, gonna watch 2000 Dune: A Spice Odyssey.
Oddly enough, this made perfect sense to me.
That’s because it DOES make perfect sense. It’s a dual reference, not a mangled one.
I’m going to have to buy you a book of proverbs or something, because this mix and match crap has gotta go
It would be better if Joel had a cold.
His Er-Ah-Um count is way too low to be Jeff Goldbluming it up as much as he thinks he is. At least, er, um, by ah ah… my count.
He also forgot to say “..oops!”
I, for one, would enjoy this guy being a regular character. I bet he has a lot of interesting stuff to say about our new arcane overlords.
Then they are all killed in a accidental discharge of a rocket launcher.
THE END.
What if the best way to get them out… is to send Shanna in?
Why would anyone want to get them out?
Rival company?
And now Joel pulls a gun out of the bag and reveals he’s been working with Hurricane the whole time.
To quote Jean-Luc: “Make it so!”
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Fourth!
Damn I fucked this up, didn’t I?
Make it dough.
I’ll remember it in five months.
That’s some six humor right there.
I’m tired of seven you guys from yourselves.
Don’t you just eight it when people push things like this?
Nine.
Move along, tenderfoot.
eleven jump in on this one. doesnt happen often, but i figured, “why not?”
Why not, indeed. Do twelve, we’d love to know.
This eight worth my nine.
I don’t get it – is this wood eleven humour?
That’s all twelve and good, but what’s next?
I dunno, but all this talk makes me thirteen’.
as long as it isn’t making you fourteen, there’s ladies present.
I like the meta-joke of Picard saying “fourth,” myself.
Go on, ask him how many lights there are.
“Go on, ask him how many lights there are.”
That question tends to make him tense.
Or maybe he couldn’t have a fifth while on duty.
“C’mon baby 4th light my fire…”
Now she’s getting it.
It’s about ####ing time!
It’s almost as if Joel is Sundar The Sunderer./?/!
Please make it so Messrs Kahn and Campbell
“Tron’d into the Matrix”? Shanna, please don’t mix your metaphors.
It’s like counting all your eggs before putting them in one basket.
Or leading the horse to water with the cart before it.
Its like leading a horticulture but you can’t make her think.
i see what you did there;)
Sepia world has some weird movie variants, I’m guessing. Be right back, gonna watch 2000 Dune: A Spice Odyssey.
Oddly enough, this made perfect sense to me.
That’s because it DOES make perfect sense. It’s a dual reference, not a mangled one.
I’m going to have to buy you a book of proverbs or something, because this mix and match crap has gotta go
It would be better if Joel had a cold.
His Er-Ah-Um count is way too low to be Jeff Goldbluming it up as much as he thinks he is. At least, er, um, by ah ah… my count.
He also forgot to say “..oops!”
I, for one, would enjoy this guy being a regular character. I bet he has a lot of interesting stuff to say about our new arcane overlords.
Then they are all killed in a accidental discharge of a rocket launcher.
THE END.
What if the best way to get them out… is to send Shanna in?
Why would anyone want to get them out?
Rival company?
And now Joel pulls a gun out of the bag and reveals he’s been working with Hurricane the whole time.
To quote Jean-Luc: “Make it so!”