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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Who hasn't wanted to be the plucky comedic relief sidekick that says just the right thing at the right time?

Chapter 31 – Page 13

on June 5, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 31
└ Tags: Joel, Shanna
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  1. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    June 5, 2014, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Fourth!

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      June 5, 2014, 12:03 am | # | Reply

      Damn I fucked this up, didn’t I?

      • wolfpax
        wolfpax
        June 5, 2014, 8:16 am | # | Reply

        Make it dough.

    • MathMage
      MathMage
      June 5, 2014, 12:03 am | # | Reply

      I’ll remember it in five months.

      • Lexible
        Lexible
        June 5, 2014, 12:16 am | # | Reply

        That’s some six humor right there.

        • biggmac
          biggmac
          June 5, 2014, 12:37 am | # | Reply

          I’m tired of seven you guys from yourselves.

          • Ishmael
            Ishmael
            June 5, 2014, 12:47 am | # | Reply

            Don’t you just eight it when people push things like this?

            • Talewinds
              Talewinds
              June 5, 2014, 2:32 am | # | Reply

              Nine.

              • Mordecai
                Mordecai
                June 5, 2014, 2:55 am | # | Reply

                Move along, tenderfoot.

                • Seggs
                  Seggs
                  June 5, 2014, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

                  eleven jump in on this one. doesnt happen often, but i figured, “why not?”

                  • Cassandra
                    Cassandra
                    June 5, 2014, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

                    Why not, indeed. Do twelve, we’d love to know.

                    • SotiCoto
                      SotiCoto
                      May 9, 2017, 9:38 am | #

                      I’d be necking the whisky at all these bad puns, but I’m not thirteen’ough.

          • CapnRis
            CapnRis
            June 5, 2014, 12:47 am | # | Reply

            This eight worth my nine.

            • Thomas
              Thomas
              June 5, 2014, 2:02 am | # | Reply

              I don’t get it – is this wood eleven humour?

              • CapnRis
                CapnRis
                June 5, 2014, 10:44 am | # | Reply

                That’s all twelve and good, but what’s next?

                • Charlie Spencer
                  Charlie Spencer
                  June 5, 2014, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

                  I dunno, but all this talk makes me thirteen’.

                  • zero
                    zero
                    June 5, 2014, 7:05 pm | # | Reply

                    as long as it isn’t making you fourteen, there’s ladies present.

    • Matthew Davis
      Matthew Davis
      June 5, 2014, 12:43 am | # | Reply

      I like the meta-joke of Picard saying “fourth,” myself.

      • TachyonCode
        TachyonCode
        June 5, 2014, 2:17 am | # | Reply

        Go on, ask him how many lights there are.

        • Far
          Far
          June 5, 2014, 12:51 pm | # | Reply

          “Go on, ask him how many lights there are.”
          That question tends to make him tense.

          Or maybe he couldn’t have a fifth while on duty.

          • Jean-Luc
            Jean-Luc
            June 5, 2014, 5:03 pm | # | Reply

            “C’mon baby 4th light my fire…”

  2. CorrTerek
    CorrTerek
    June 5, 2014, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Now she’s getting it.

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      June 5, 2014, 4:01 am | # | Reply

      It’s about ####ing time!

  3. Zblackgoat
    Zblackgoat
    June 5, 2014, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    It’s almost as if Joel is Sundar The Sunderer./?/!

    • Ahighfunctioningsociopath
      Ahighfunctioningsociopath
      July 8, 2014, 5:10 pm | # | Reply

      Please make it so Messrs Kahn and Campbell

  4. biggmac
    biggmac
    June 5, 2014, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    “Tron’d into the Matrix”? Shanna, please don’t mix your metaphors.

    It’s like counting all your eggs before putting them in one basket.

    • CapnRis
      CapnRis
      June 5, 2014, 12:48 am | # | Reply

      Or leading the horse to water with the cart before it.

      • Random Whatever
        Random Whatever
        June 5, 2014, 12:54 am | # | Reply

        Its like leading a horticulture but you can’t make her think.

        • mrknifey
          mrknifey
          June 5, 2014, 7:43 am | # | Reply

          i see what you did there;)

    • TachyonCode
      TachyonCode
      June 5, 2014, 2:20 am | # | Reply

      Sepia world has some weird movie variants, I’m guessing. Be right back, gonna watch 2000 Dune: A Spice Odyssey.

    • Connie
      Connie
      June 5, 2014, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

      Oddly enough, this made perfect sense to me.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        June 5, 2014, 4:51 pm | # | Reply

        That’s because it DOES make perfect sense. It’s a dual reference, not a mangled one.

    • zero
      zero
      June 5, 2014, 7:12 pm | # | Reply

      I’m going to have to buy you a book of proverbs or something, because this mix and match crap has gotta go

  5. Kroenen
    Kroenen
    June 5, 2014, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    It would be better if Joel had a cold.

  6. Smallfoot
    Smallfoot
    June 5, 2014, 2:26 am | # | Reply

    His Er-Ah-Um count is way too low to be Jeff Goldbluming it up as much as he thinks he is. At least, er, um, by ah ah… my count.

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      June 5, 2014, 4:02 am | # | Reply

      He also forgot to say “..oops!”

  7. Avris
    Avris
    June 5, 2014, 10:32 am | # | Reply

    I, for one, would enjoy this guy being a regular character. I bet he has a lot of interesting stuff to say about our new arcane overlords.

  8. Sharkie
    Sharkie
    June 5, 2014, 11:01 am | # | Reply

    Then they are all killed in a accidental discharge of a rocket launcher.

    • Jerden
      Jerden
      June 5, 2014, 11:11 am | # | Reply

      THE END.

  9. hierophantasm
    hierophantasm
    June 5, 2014, 11:33 am | # | Reply

    What if the best way to get them out… is to send Shanna in?

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      June 5, 2014, 7:18 pm | # | Reply

      Why would anyone want to get them out?

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        June 5, 2014, 9:59 pm | # | Reply

        Rival company?

  10. Bruceski
    Bruceski
    June 5, 2014, 7:20 pm | # | Reply

    And now Joel pulls a gun out of the bag and reveals he’s been working with Hurricane the whole time.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      June 5, 2014, 10:05 pm | # | Reply

      To quote Jean-Luc: “Make it so!”

  11. Borg
    Borg
    April 18, 2017, 7:50 pm | # | Reply

    You know, it seems like everyone is missing the obvious answer: the five died in a way not covered by their release forms. I’m pretty sure there is no legal contract that would protect Hurricane if they were criminally liable for the five’s deaths, say due to gross negligence. Killing to protect a corporate secret would be pretty crazy when there are NDAs in effect, but covering up negligent homicide is just good business.

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