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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'Ha ha! We almost die, like, CONSTANTLY.'

Chapter 32 – Page 14

on July 11, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 32
└ Tags: Bandit, Byron, Frigg, Gravedust, Syr'Nj
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  1. James
    James
    July 11, 2014, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Frigg is doing it right.

    • Lexible
      Lexible
      July 11, 2014, 3:45 am | # | Reply

      With that face I want to do Frigg right.

    • Inlaa
      Inlaa
      July 11, 2014, 5:11 am | # | Reply

      Frigg has always done it right. This is just a crowning moment of awesome.

    • cliffmonster
      cliffmonster
      July 11, 2014, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

      It takes a lot of calories to be that awesome, poundin’ on jerks with that big-ass mace.

  2. Ryan
    Ryan
    July 11, 2014, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    IM FRIGG

  3. Shamdon
    Shamdon
    July 11, 2014, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    If you are in a place where the food you order appears magically in front of you, why not.

  4. Rules Lawyer
    Rules Lawyer
    July 11, 2014, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    It’s all going straight to her thighs, of course.

    …Well played, fanservice.

  5. Thor
    Thor
    July 11, 2014, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    How does Frigg eat all that and keep her girlish figure? Oh, right, by kicking everything’s ass every day.

    • J.R.
      J.R.
      July 11, 2014, 12:34 am | # | Reply

      She probably goes through food like my Dodge goes through 93 octane.

    • Ganurath
      Ganurath
      July 11, 2014, 1:40 am | # | Reply

      It’s an MMO, not Fable. Eating won’t impact her character model.

      • Joke Ruiner Reloaded
        Joke Ruiner Reloaded
        February 21, 2016, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

        Isnt it real though?

    • Ubuntu4Ever
      Ubuntu4Ever
      July 11, 2014, 9:12 am | # | Reply

      Depends on if ithe room is Illusion or Conjuration based.

      • ⁣
        ⁣
        February 15, 2015, 2:34 pm | # | Reply

        don’t the sky elves get everything through conjuration?

        poor random farmers who don’t have any of that stuff anymore…

  6. Smallfoot
    Smallfoot
    July 11, 2014, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    @ the alt-text:
    “Except for that one time we went ALL the way. Let’s never do that again, you guys.”

  7. Fairportfan
    Fairportfan
    July 11, 2014, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    My kinda gurl!

  8. Jones
    Jones
    July 11, 2014, 1:38 am | # | Reply

    Now I’m hungry. Damn.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      July 13, 2014, 12:07 am | # | Reply

      I’d just finished eating my dinner & Frigg went & got me all envious that I have no more room left in my belly.

  9. Grug
    Grug
    July 11, 2014, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    D’aww, this is kind of cute.

  10. wabbitking
    wabbitking
    July 11, 2014, 2:25 am | # | Reply

    and a diet coke

  11. Sestror
    Sestror
    July 11, 2014, 2:28 am | # | Reply

    “You are, what you eat”…. or in this case (With the exeption of Frigg), you are, what you drink.
    Tea = Refined
    Chilled Water = Tactical
    Ale = Practical
    Green Tea = Refined, foreign and soothing.
    Frigg’s meal = Overindulgent

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      July 11, 2014, 2:43 am | # | Reply

      Chilled Water = Would prefer Ale but keeping things under control.

    • Chris
      Chris
      July 11, 2014, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

      Frigg… taking advantage of opportunity. Rule #1 of Ass Kickery.

  12. Ferrick
    Ferrick
    July 11, 2014, 3:20 am | # | Reply

    Whats this Frigg, only a half-rack? Dissapointed bro.

    • Obakeinu
      Obakeinu
      July 11, 2014, 10:07 am | # | Reply

      I think the pot roast rounds out the corners…
      …and the scallops…
      …and the flapjacks. ;)

  13. Bob
    Bob
    July 11, 2014, 3:46 am | # | Reply

    Who am I?

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      July 11, 2014, 10:24 am | # | Reply

      You’re Bob. Apparently you’re a lot of people’s uncle.

  14. Dani
    Dani
    July 11, 2014, 4:00 am | # | Reply

    OMG I need that room.

    • Helianthus
      Helianthus
      July 11, 2014, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

      A certain other RPG game has this coincidentally similar spell available to any 7th-level mage:

      http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/magesMagnificentMansion.htm

      • Otaking
        Otaking
        July 11, 2014, 2:12 pm | # | Reply

        Blasphemy! It’s Mordenkainen’s Magnificent Mansion!

  15. Frezak
    Frezak
    July 11, 2014, 4:05 am | # | Reply

    Y’all notice that Gravedust actually specified what tea he wanted.
    CLEARY SOMEONE WHO WILL REMAIN UN-NAMED HAS LITTLE TO NO CARE FOR THE DETAILS OF EVEN UNIMPORTANT CHOICES HRAAARGARRRGHARRR *shakes fist*
    Also Frigg should have added ‘to go’.

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      July 11, 2014, 10:22 am | # | Reply

      I… I’m sorry, Freznak, I have no clue what you are raging about. :| Did someone improperly order tea around you recently?

    • Snowblind
      Snowblind
      July 12, 2014, 1:04 am | # | Reply

      The proper way to order the tea from the replica… err, magic table:

      Green Tea, Hot.

  16. Paddy
    Paddy
    July 11, 2014, 4:23 am | # | Reply

    If any British readers are confused by Frigg ordering flapjacks with honey and butter, the word means something different in the USA: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flapjack

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      July 11, 2014, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

      You mean, in some countries, they aren’t pancakes? o_O

      • Paddy
        Paddy
        July 11, 2014, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

        What will really cook your noodle is that pancakes as you know them aren’t called pancakes in England either, but scotch pancakes (or “American style” pancakes). Pancakes in England are closer to the French crèpe.

        • Guesticus
          Guesticus
          July 13, 2014, 7:22 am | # | Reply

          Sounds like ‘pancakes’ are ‘pikelets’

  17. Acrox
    Acrox
    July 11, 2014, 6:34 am | # | Reply

    How many cubic feet of bacon and ale can be summoned by this table per day, again?

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      July 13, 2014, 12:11 am | # | Reply

      …the way it looks like Frigg is going at it, apparently it won’t be enough…

  18. Frigg_Fanboi
    Frigg_Fanboi
    July 11, 2014, 7:18 am | # | Reply

    Only a half rack of ribs? meh Bacon wrapped scallops make up for it x10 throw in a thick steak and I’d be in heaven

  19. Jim
    Jim
    July 11, 2014, 7:49 am | # | Reply

    Frigg is my kind of gal.

  20. Pumpkin Cake
    Pumpkin Cake
    July 11, 2014, 8:23 am | # | Reply

    Hey, wait. Didn’t some Sky Elves say that when summoning food, it’s summoned from somewhere else?

    • Seggs
      Seggs
      July 11, 2014, 2:15 pm | # | Reply

      yes, thats how conjuration works.

      5 threads from the top, Ubuntu4Ever observes that the room could be illusion based instead of conjuration.

  21. Pumpkin Cake
    Pumpkin Cake
    July 11, 2014, 8:27 am | # | Reply

    In the first panel, I thought Syr’Nj was mocking Ardaic for his choice of drink.

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      July 11, 2014, 10:20 am | # | Reply

      Heh heh, that’s exactly what I thought at first too.

  22. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    July 11, 2014, 11:15 am | # | Reply

    Frigg is more refined than I thought. I figured she would settle for “a big-ass roasted boar” and “more tankards of ale”.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      July 13, 2014, 12:13 am | # | Reply

      …I’m not sure I’d like to see a boar roasted in a big ass, but why stop with just tankards of ale when you can order them by the cask?

  23. Aslandus
    Aslandus
    July 11, 2014, 11:18 am | # | Reply

    Whoa, slow down there Byron! Who knows what that water will do to your figure?

  24. The amazing squid
    The amazing squid
    July 11, 2014, 12:03 pm | # | Reply

    I feel frigg on a spiritual level.

  25. Jack Vermicelli
    Jack Vermicelli
    July 11, 2014, 8:53 pm | # | Reply

    That sure looks like a *full* tankard in front of Bandit (albeit a smaller one).

    • CM
      CM
      July 12, 2014, 12:16 am | # | Reply

      It’s a ‘half-tankard’.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        July 13, 2014, 7:25 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, if you order ‘half a pint’, you don’t get a glass half full, you get a smaller glass that is full

        • Jack Vermicelli
          Jack Vermicelli
          July 14, 2014, 12:54 am | # | Reply

          A pint is a unit of measure, regardless of the vessel that volume is served in. A tankard *is* the vessel, though.

  26. sandman
    sandman
    June 30, 2015, 10:58 am | # | Reply

    Wait a minute, is’nt that conjuring magic? Meaning some nobles are sitting down for dinner just to watch the food dissapear in a blink of an eye.

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