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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Newspapers? I thought those were a myth.

Chapter 32 – Page 6

on July 1, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 32
└ Tags: Bandit, Braggadocio, Byron, E-Merl, Gravedust, Rachel, Tobias Gnipgnop
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Discussion (37) ¬

  1. Acadian Bacon
    Acadian Bacon
    July 1, 2014, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Woo~ I got nothin’. ._.

    • Jack Vermicelli
      Jack Vermicelli
      July 1, 2014, 1:09 am | # | Reply

      Definitely should leave a comment then.

      • CorrTerek
        CorrTerek
        July 1, 2014, 1:56 am | # | Reply

        Can’t a guy post his empty ramblings in peace?

        • zero
          zero
          July 1, 2014, 5:47 am | # | Reply

          perfect avatar response :D

        • wwlaos
          wwlaos
          July 1, 2014, 4:02 pm | # | Reply

          Peace? On the internet? Friend, this place is populated by the cultists and their ilk. You’re lucky to leave each night with your sanity intact.

          • Guesticus
            Guesticus
            July 2, 2014, 9:43 am | # | Reply

            Who says we enter with it intact in the first place?

  2. Rolan7
    Rolan7
    July 1, 2014, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    Any one of them could be a trap… or all of them…
    Then again, too much paranoia is paralyzing, and that’s just what the cultists want.

    • cliffmonster
      cliffmonster
      July 1, 2014, 11:08 am | # | Reply

      Perhaps thinking it is a trap IS the trap. But then that could be a way to trap you into thinking that the trap isn’t actually a trap, which makes it a trap again!!!!

  3. Lexible
    Lexible
    July 1, 2014, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    Panels 2, 4 and 5 are undoubtedly future gravatarae…

    • Fettuccini
      Fettuccini
      July 1, 2014, 1:59 am | # | Reply

      Maayyybe…

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      July 1, 2014, 6:26 am | # | Reply

      Perhaps the profile in panel six, as well.

  4. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    July 1, 2014, 1:30 am | # | Reply

    Cult boys, cult boys, watcha gonna do…

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      July 1, 2014, 2:11 pm | # | Reply

      “Stick ’em in a hole and poop on you” (‘you’ being ‘them’, couldn’t think of anything else to rhyme with ‘do’)

  5. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    July 1, 2014, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    The absolute best way to fuck up somebody’s day is to intentionally spring their trap just to fucking kill them in their stupid fucking faces.

    • Chris
      Chris
      July 1, 2014, 8:50 am | # | Reply

      I take it you don’t like traps?

      • cliffmonster
        cliffmonster
        July 1, 2014, 11:09 am | # | Reply

        Killed inside your own face? Woah.

  6. Jericho
    Jericho
    July 1, 2014, 2:42 am | # | Reply

    I’m curious if, in the meta, the cultists are npcs or actual players. Because its an obvious horde vs alliance situation we have here, but the introduction of a third faction wanting to spread pure chaos would be enticing for some people.

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      July 1, 2014, 4:03 am | # | Reply

      It is an interesting thought. Going with the Horde v Alliance bit, the Cultists are an obvious parallel to the Twilight Hammer, which to my understanding was one of the big bads in Cataclysm other than Deathwing.

      • Sestror
        Sestror
        July 1, 2014, 5:38 am | # | Reply

        On the one hand, it could be like that, on the other hand, maybe it is like a reversed death knight situation: Instead of startin g as the pawn of the bad guys and becoming one of the heroes, they start as normal players and change their allegiance to the omnicidal third faction.
        Why would somebody do that?
        counter questions: Why would somebody kill demigorgon in Baldurs Gate? Why would you want to kill Lord British or cast Armageddon in Ultima?

        • Schneidend
          Schneidend
          July 1, 2014, 2:49 pm | # | Reply

          Kill Demogorgan? Well, sending him back to the Abyss, while a “form of freedom,” does negate the risk of him breaking out of the not-infallible Watcher’s Keep and wrecking havoc on the Prime Material.

          • nemui
            nemui
            July 1, 2014, 5:03 pm | # | Reply

            Please. Everybody knows the only proper way of killing Demogorgon is press-ganging Orcus, Obox-Ob, Malcanthet, and the eladrin into a transplanar invasion of the Gaping Maw… then while he’s distracted, you sail right in there on a tide of whachumacall savagery and handle things mano-a-baboono. It’s how all the cool kids are doing it.

            • nemui
              nemui
              July 1, 2014, 5:08 pm | # | Reply

              Aaand my gravatar is gone. I knew mocking the Prince of Demons was a bad idea. I hereby humbly apologize to the grim-spirited demiurge…

    • Beroli
      Beroli
      July 1, 2014, 9:04 am | # | Reply

      MMORPGs need NPC enemies both factions are implacably opposed to. Do you see anyone other than the cultists who fits that description in Arkerra? I don’t.

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      July 2, 2014, 2:47 am | # | Reply

      Nah, mate. Any tech stuff that complicated, it gets lots of bugs. They’re bad code. And guess who will have to sort it out? Yours truly, that’s who.

  7. Doma
    Doma
    July 1, 2014, 3:02 am | # | Reply

    Or the cultists successfully distracted the peacekeepers for a week with conveniently “leaked” list of places to be.

  8. PoJoeRic
    PoJoeRic
    July 1, 2014, 3:37 am | # | Reply

    Of course, we all think we get our news from the interweb, but the actual source of most content IS a newspaper reporter

  9. Random Idiot
    Random Idiot
    July 1, 2014, 5:19 am | # | Reply

    “I may have to start picking up the newspaper” – could this be a cue for Shanna to enter the Arkerra scene?

  10. Mujaki
    Mujaki
    July 1, 2014, 6:44 am | # | Reply

    It makes sense that if a world can be full of mythical creatures like elves, gnomes, dwarves, trolls, etc. then it can also have these mythical “newspapers” they speak of. It’s all just make-believe, really, but it can still be enjoyable. I hear they could sometimes include collections of illustrations, giving sequential narration to humorous situations. Felines eating baked pasta dishes and other preposterous things.

  11. kitastrophe
    kitastrophe
    July 1, 2014, 9:04 am | # | Reply

    While a rolled-up newspaper can deliver sound thumps, Byron, you’re better off sticking with your axes.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 24, 2018, 5:29 pm | # | Reply

      A rolled up newspaper is the ultimate anti-Gnoll weapon. They could one-shot Auraugu with a good Sunday edition thwack.

  12. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    July 1, 2014, 10:52 am | # | Reply

    Looking a wee bit too smug there, Byron. Don’t tempt fate like that.

    I was hoping for some romantic developments for Bandit, but I guess a fan-backed character like Tobias won’t be in the comic long enough for that.

  13. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    July 1, 2014, 2:13 pm | # | Reply

    Wait, when did Byron learn how to read? o_O

  14. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    July 1, 2014, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

    Just realized something: where is The Frigg?

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      July 1, 2014, 4:08 pm | # | Reply

      Probably still recovering from her acute case of Lava Foot. We’ve seen her hobbling about on a crutch, but even for one as Friggnificent as she that does not really make one fit for active duty.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        July 2, 2014, 9:50 am | # | Reply

        Okay, so who has been giving the task to ensure she remains in bed? Rachel is at the table, as is E-Gurl and Gravvy

  15. tejón
    tejón
    July 1, 2014, 6:17 pm | # | Reply

    In before Braggadocio is afflicted with the Madness.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 24, 2018, 5:42 pm | # | Reply

      Or, maybe Sundar will be afflicted, and Braggadocio will have to stop him.

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