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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

And then there's THESE assholes.

Chapter 33 – Page 18

on August 21, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 33
└ Tags: Bert, Byron, E-Merl, Fr'Nj, His Grace Miyamoto, His Grace Pardo, Lectrus, Mister Bedard, Rachel, Scipio
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  1. Berius
    Berius
    August 21, 2014, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    …aaaaand here we go…

  2. Starphoenix
    Starphoenix
    August 21, 2014, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    This could be very good or very bad… or just both.

    Not sure…

    Stop staring at my text, Gravedust.

  3. Starphoenix
    Starphoenix
    August 21, 2014, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Wait… you’re not Gravedust…

    • Sharkie
      Sharkie
      August 21, 2014, 12:52 am | # | Reply

      No that is not.

    • SotiCoto
      SotiCoto
      January 26, 2015, 8:06 am | # | Reply

      It isn’t Tombdirt either.

  4. Pink Freud
    Pink Freud
    August 21, 2014, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    THE GREATER GOOD

  5. Jack Vermicelli
    Jack Vermicelli
    August 21, 2014, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    That brown thing with green right behind Scipio (being colored while nothing else at that depth is) really screwed with my interpretation. I spent quite a while trying to figure out what part of Fr’Nj or him it was supposed to be.

    • Devlerbat
      Devlerbat
      August 21, 2014, 12:31 am | # | Reply

      It’s Fr’nj’s staff which you can see on the last page.

    • Dizzyjer
      Dizzyjer
      August 21, 2014, 10:17 am | # | Reply

      Its the fantasy version of where’s waldo

  6. Bounces
    Bounces
    August 21, 2014, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    And here come the bureaucrats to make everything worse…

    Just because Byron et all are going to go fight the greater evil doesn’t mean the lesser evil can’t show up to ruin things.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      August 21, 2014, 1:49 am | # | Reply

      Why is Pardo there? To do intro’s like he’s done for SNL for years? Isn’t he, like, playing a harp on cloud 9 now?

  7. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    August 21, 2014, 12:45 am | # | Reply

    Free Hat, free Hat!

    • Lexible
      Lexible
      August 21, 2014, 12:50 am | # | Reply

      Oh stuff the hat. I want that hatbox!

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        August 23, 2014, 7:36 am | # | Reply

        My cat wants that hatbox. He already believes he’ll fits…

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      August 21, 2014, 1:53 am | # | Reply

      It’ll last most of the way through the chapter before some cultist opens up the top of it like a tin can.

    • MonkTHAC0
      MonkTHAC0
      August 21, 2014, 11:00 am | # | Reply

      Yeah! Free Hat McCollough. He was sent to prison in ’82, and we believe he should be released!

  8. FoolishOwl
    FoolishOwl
    August 21, 2014, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    Look, it’s Team Co-Opt!

    • Carl-E
      Carl-E
      August 21, 2014, 5:37 pm | # | Reply

      It takes careful and delicate timing to commandeer a rousing speech at the right time…

  9. Loyal
    Loyal
    August 21, 2014, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    Bedard I can see being there because this is fairly newsworthy. I dunno what Miyamoto and Pardo are there for, though.

    Besides pissing on the parade, I suppose.

    • FoolishOwl
      FoolishOwl
      August 21, 2014, 1:20 am | # | Reply

      As I was joking above, I think they intend to co-opt it. They’re going to pretend they support the initiative to attack the Cult, in an effort to gain the trust of the adventurers. Then, when they start to gain that trust, they’ll try to redirect the adventurers into serving their interests. “Before you do that, consider this”, or, “We’ll support you, if first you support us”.

      Byron and the other Peacekeepers are consciously taking a big risk. They’re rejecting the orders of their principal patron and best ally in Gastonia, Field Marshal Ardaic, which is likely to cost them their support from Gastonia. The newly founded Guild is vulnerable.

      The worst-case scenario here is that Miyamoto et. al. will exacerbate the imminent rift between the Peacekeepers and Field Marshal Ardaic, and blame it on Byron’s recklessness and insubordination, thus displacing Byron as leader of the Guild; meanwhile, the Adventurer’s Guild doesn’t attack the Cult.

      Our heroes will have to think fast.

      • FoolishOwl
        FoolishOwl
        August 22, 2014, 5:27 am | # | Reply

        Oops. Those are actually the relatively good house leaders.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      August 21, 2014, 1:43 am | # | Reply

      Isn’t Miyamoto the one with the no-good son, and who made a deal with the devil to protect the cultists from attack?

      • Loyal
        Loyal
        August 21, 2014, 2:09 am | # | Reply

        No, that’s Iwatani, head of Agriculture and Evil Plots. Miyamoto is the head of Municipal Services, but he has yet to do much of importance.

        • Devlerbat
          Devlerbat
          August 21, 2014, 10:09 pm | # | Reply

          Anyone else find it funny that the head of agriculture is the big evil politician in this? I mean they are all assholes, but the head of agriculture is the only one that is flat out evil.

          • Freako
            Freako
            August 21, 2014, 10:48 pm | # | Reply

            Plots of land, evil plots, what’s the difference really?

            • MidnightDStroyer
              MidnightDStroyer
              August 23, 2014, 7:39 am | # | Reply

              When it gets around to grave plots, that’s a good time to back out…

      • nemui
        nemui
        August 21, 2014, 5:41 am | # | Reply

        Oh, and I guess they all sound alike to you, huh? HUH?

        • Crimson_Rhallic
          Crimson_Rhallic
          August 21, 2014, 9:32 am | # | Reply

          Talking about confusing names in an RPG…
          http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1140

  10. biggmac
    biggmac
    August 21, 2014, 1:46 am | # | Reply

    “How did they … who told? … Aw, DAMMIT, Colonnus! What part of SECRET Adventurer Assembly did you not understand?”

  11. Thomas
    Thomas
    August 21, 2014, 3:00 am | # | Reply

    Panels 2 and 3: Hey, are you even listening? Pay attention!

  12. Kobold
    Kobold
    August 21, 2014, 3:01 am | # | Reply

    Corporate always finds out about the union meetings.

  13. Minando
    Minando
    August 21, 2014, 3:10 am | # | Reply

    Politics beats heroism. Always.

  14. Nightsbridge
    Nightsbridge
    August 21, 2014, 6:05 am | # | Reply

    “It was not your country that called you here today!”

    Way to undermine all the things.

  15. Aazen
    Aazen
    August 21, 2014, 8:55 am | # | Reply

    Ugh. Political Cock Block.

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      August 21, 2014, 10:48 am | # | Reply

      Political Cook Book?

      • Taxil Necrobane
        Taxil Necrobane
        August 21, 2014, 12:34 pm | # | Reply

        Political Foot Ball?

        • Carl-E
          Carl-E
          August 21, 2014, 5:44 pm | # | Reply

          Political F*ck Wads.

  16. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    August 21, 2014, 9:01 am | # | Reply

    Question: what is Gastonia going to do if the Free Adventurers decide to stop living in Gastonia?

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      August 21, 2014, 10:46 am | # | Reply

      Well, we already had that, yeah? It was called Fightopia. Kind of sounds like a terrible juice drink, I know. The Peacekeepers were sent to deal with it, but it’s pretty clear that if they hadn’t found a solution the military would have been sent in. Ardaic balked at diverting resources to dealing with the cult because he didn’t consider them a threat. Fightopia – also occurred during wartime – was already considered enough of a threat to Gastonia for a military response the first time. Now that they’re properly organized, better trained, better equipped, and led by a semi-famous political figure? I don’t see much doubt about the response.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        August 22, 2014, 8:32 am | # | Reply

        Ignore it and hope they go away? Oh wait, they did go away, what were we talking about again?

  17. DeePseudonym
    DeePseudonym
    August 21, 2014, 9:39 am | # | Reply

    1: Hey, dots a niiiiiiize hat….
    2: The politicians, oh boy. I don’t think they’ve counted on Byron’s secret weapon though. Syr’Nj has a +5 to ethical commitment and long view, and a +all-of-it to The Science, whereas those three who just walked up have a mere +2 to timing and intimidation. They’re hosed.

    • Snowblind
      Snowblind
      August 21, 2014, 11:00 am | # | Reply

      Just wait till winter… I got great trick with snowmen!

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        August 22, 2014, 8:34 am | # | Reply

        ‘Lime’ snowcones?

  18. wwlaos
    wwlaos
    August 21, 2014, 10:39 am | # | Reply

    …the cult’s not even going to be there, are they? :/

    Mobilizing this huge force to capitalize on a series of victories and some intel that certainly wasn’t allowed into their hands intentionally as part of some dastardly scheme, now under political scrutiny, and it’s all going to go south. Not because of defeat, but because of failure to meet the enemy. Oh sure, it can still go pear-shaped because the cult set a trap to mass-sacrifice all the adventurers who show up or whatnot, but right now my money’s on them not even being there and hitting somewhere else instead while the adventurers are off on a wild goose chase. Massive swing in public opinion against the Adventurers Guild. The news will swarm it just as vigorously as they have the recent successes and spread word of this “embarrassing failure” far and wide. Waste of time and materiel, they’ll say; poor planning, fell for an obvious ruse. Misappropriation of resources, abandoning one’s post during wartime; possibly even accusations of planning a coup, what with Byron leading a heavily armed group on Gastonian soil. With all the negative press and loss of public support, and probably loss of military support from Ardaic and Jarvis, the politicians will have a field day.

    • Chase
      Chase
      August 21, 2014, 5:18 pm | # | Reply

      Sadly enough, wwlaos’ theory seems pretty probable…

  19. MDude
    MDude
    August 22, 2014, 2:33 pm | # | Reply

    I’m actually a bit relieved that they at least didn’t claim Gastonia itself is the greater good.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      August 23, 2014, 7:53 am | # | Reply

      …Waaaaait for it….

      They’ll get around to that part eventually.

  20. Saiyanwolf
    Saiyanwolf
    October 16, 2014, 1:31 pm | # | Reply

    Oh great. Who invited these assholes?

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