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Chapter 33 – Page 2

on July 30, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 33
└ Tags: Sundar, WAV
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  1. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    July 30, 2014, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    …Daft Punk?

    • CorrTerek
      CorrTerek
      July 30, 2014, 12:10 am | # | Reply

      I was going to make a crack about the knight getting lucky, but my wit isn’t as sharp as it once was. Someone else succeed where I have failed!

    • metaceryn
      metaceryn
      July 30, 2014, 12:43 am | # | Reply

      We don’t know what race this person is. They may be human after all.

      • astrocom
        astrocom
        July 30, 2014, 12:55 am | # | Reply

        Very nice.

      • astrocom
        astrocom
        July 30, 2014, 1:08 am | # | Reply

        That said, idk, how many humans do you know that walk around with some kind of…floating, glowing…robot rock?

        • astrocom
          astrocom
          July 30, 2014, 1:09 am | # | Reply

          I mean…do they ride…in? that thing? It doesn’t seem terribly aerodynamic in it’s current configuration.

          • mrk
            mrk
            July 30, 2014, 1:12 am | # | Reply

            i’m not sure it could make it around the world.

            • mrk
              mrk
              July 30, 2014, 1:12 am | # | Reply

              yay, i’m apples!

              • laughingsnarl
                laughingsnarl
                July 30, 2014, 6:46 am | # | Reply

                *steals an apple*

            • Jack Vermicelli
              Jack Vermicelli
              July 30, 2014, 2:24 am | # | Reply

              It’s all digital, love, so don’t have a short circuit. D’you figure that helmet gives him night vision?

              • hierophantasm
                hierophantasm
                July 30, 2014, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

                Depends if he did his homework.

          • Fettuccini
            Fettuccini
            July 30, 2014, 6:54 am | # | Reply

            True science fact of the day: aerodynamics are only a thing in 1,273 of the infinite number of universes in the multiverse. He does not come from one of those.

          • Webmetz
            Webmetz
            July 30, 2014, 4:03 pm | # | Reply

            I am pretty sure if they Work It Harder they can Make It Better.
            If they Do It Faster, it’ll Make Us Stronger More Then Ever.
            Still, every Hour After, our Work Is Never Over.

      • ScienceRules
        ScienceRules
        July 30, 2014, 2:12 pm | # | Reply

        Humans are a species, not a race.

        • Guesticus
          Guesticus
          July 31, 2014, 9:24 am | # | Reply

          Many people refer to them as the ‘Human Race’ more than the ‘Human Species’

    • Timelost
      Timelost
      July 30, 2014, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

      This is quite a Discovery.
      …do albums count?
      Anyway I’m not sure Sundar was the right one for this job, his brother’s way more technologic.

  2. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    July 30, 2014, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    First to say its Payet Best.

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      July 30, 2014, 2:47 am | # | Reply

      Payet Best would never wear anything that covered up his hair.

    • zero
      zero
      July 30, 2014, 6:03 am | # | Reply

      I’m with you. I talked to Phil at gencon a while ago. IKNOWTHINGS. okay I forgot half of what he said, IKNEWTHINGS.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      July 30, 2014, 9:08 am | # | Reply

      First to get kicked in the genitals!

    • Venalitor
      Venalitor
      July 30, 2014, 10:17 am | # | Reply

      The jacket and boots do remind me of him.

      • cliffmonster
        cliffmonster
        July 30, 2014, 11:33 am | # | Reply

        He is actually the robot version, created by Cylons in the image of their one god, of Best, and traveled here from the future which is actually the past! Amazing!

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          July 31, 2014, 3:29 am | # | Reply

          Ohhhh Noooooos! Payet Best has been assimulated by the Cybermen!

        • Guesticus
          Guesticus
          July 31, 2014, 9:26 am | # | Reply

          Ooo, more genital kicking (this is a good day to be wearing steel-plated shin guards)

        • Speedy
          Speedy
          December 26, 2018, 4:55 am | # | Reply

          Well, like Best, the “skin-jobs” did enjoy a good fracking. And, we know how much damage fracking (hydraulic fracturing) does to the geology of the area in which it’s used…

    • SotiCoto
      SotiCoto
      April 6, 2016, 4:57 am | # | Reply

      Payet Best’s new alt.

  3. Doma
    Doma
    July 30, 2014, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    The autoplaying video can go the hell away immediately.

    • Doma
      Doma
      July 30, 2014, 1:35 am | # | Reply

      never mind. browser addon updated with changed settings. apologies.

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        July 31, 2014, 3:30 am | # | Reply

        This is what Sundar gets for downloading one of those hokey new browser toolbars that you can never get rid of…

  4. DeftTitan
    DeftTitan
    July 30, 2014, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    This has gotta be related to the severed arm.

    • Random Whatever
      Random Whatever
      July 30, 2014, 1:20 am | # | Reply

      Yeah I was expecting this to have something to do do with the mini HR. But it just doesn’t fit with what we are seeing here with green boy.

      • DeftTitan
        DeftTitan
        July 30, 2014, 1:32 am | # | Reply

        was thinking homunculus. mini HR. just because it’s masked. I do kinda giggle at the thought of a naked mini HR running around arkerra and all, a mask and a speeder sperm is probably more suit-able. nanu nanu!

  5. Random Whatever
    Random Whatever
    July 30, 2014, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    Green knight with a speeder, huh? I sure did not see that coming. If I were Sundar,I would be way more concerned about that pile of green and pink iridescent slime. That’s right: the one with the yellow lightening radiating from it. Green boy seems to be controlling it with a wave of his hand.

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      July 30, 2014, 1:19 am | # | Reply

      Or it could be the remains of something he’s just killed. The robot suit’s arm may conceal some kind of laser weapon. So, is this guy the monster or has it been something else?

      • Random Whatever
        Random Whatever
        July 30, 2014, 1:22 am | # | Reply

        Yo, check out the cool insignia on green boys front.

  6. Nicolas Rei
    Nicolas Rei
    July 30, 2014, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    Is it…. a System Admin? Someone gotta be patching the glitches.

    • DeftTitan
      DeftTitan
      July 30, 2014, 1:33 am | # | Reply

      he is live-nerfing that overpowered pile of goo.

    • Sestror
      Sestror
      July 30, 2014, 7:40 am | # | Reply

      I rather think that this is a “security programm” which has just destroyed the mini HR.

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      July 30, 2014, 10:37 am | # | Reply

      That was my first thought as well, and would be the more interesting option to me personally, but the Captain and Joe both mentioned Escape from Cyberia below, and that seems the more likely direction for the comic to take. :/

  7. Random Whatever
    Random Whatever
    July 30, 2014, 1:24 am | # | Reply

    Once a king, always a king. Once a knight is enuff.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      July 31, 2014, 3:32 am | # | Reply

      Better a green knight than a black knight…The black knight can destroy you utterly merely be repeatedly saying “Nee” at you.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        July 31, 2014, 9:27 am | # | Reply

        Twas but a flesh wound!

  8. Jimmy C
    Jimmy C
    July 30, 2014, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    I think it’s some sort of Tron program.Does he not look like a green Tron? I’m calling it.

    • Cubanpep
      Cubanpep
      July 30, 2014, 6:32 am | # | Reply

      I called Trona yesterday!

    • Cubanpep
      Cubanpep
      July 30, 2014, 6:33 am | # | Reply

      Tron! Darn auto correct!!!

  9. biggmac
    biggmac
    July 30, 2014, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    It’s Ling-Ling Fett. Boba’s non-clone cousin.

  10. Lev La Tikvah
    Lev La Tikvah
    July 30, 2014, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    I think we’re missing an obvious theory. The cultists clearly opened a portal to the mainframe and let Trons chaotic chaotic cousin through. (he breaks your silly laws of morality and renounces ‘good’ and ‘bad’.}

  11. Kobold
    Kobold
    July 30, 2014, 2:46 am | # | Reply

    So many lines. It’s like the DMV.

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      July 30, 2014, 10:53 am | # | Reply

      Or Disney World.

      • Mujaki
        Mujaki
        July 30, 2014, 11:46 pm | # | Reply

        LineyLand, the Standing-est Place on Earth!

        • Speedy
          Speedy
          December 26, 2018, 5:17 am | # | Reply

          Could be worse. Could be the Queue Continuum.

          Queue Continuum… That explains so much about Q. I almost feel sorry for him, now.

  12. LockeZ
    LockeZ
    July 30, 2014, 2:46 am | # | Reply

    He’s totally crying in the last panel, you can see the tears streaming down his face.

    • Benedikt
      Benedikt
      July 30, 2014, 9:30 am | # | Reply

      Cannot unsee Crying Greenman.

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        July 30, 2014, 11:23 pm | # | Reply

        Greenman weeps, for he must destroy another world to rid the Universe of the blight of stupidity.

  13. HandOfMystra
    HandOfMystra
    July 30, 2014, 2:50 am | # | Reply

    Welp, it was nice knowing you… side character whose name escapes me right now…

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      July 30, 2014, 9:13 am | # | Reply

      ‘Side Character’? Sundar the Sunderer is no ‘side character’ (he has been around and in more scenes than that shit elf everyone cries on about)

      • Benedikt
        Benedikt
        July 30, 2014, 9:33 am | # | Reply

        Wow, that’s impressive. Or it would be, if it were actually true.
        … said the smart ass squirrel.

  14. Chaltab
    Chaltab
    July 30, 2014, 2:55 am | # | Reply

    Wait, who is this? Did he wonder into Eve Online by mistake?

    • Tryntu
      Tryntu
      July 30, 2014, 4:30 am | # | Reply

      “turn LEFT at the C6! my mistake, sorry! podex?”

    • Sestror
      Sestror
      July 30, 2014, 7:44 am | # | Reply

      If he stumbled upon the Eve Online Universe, we can probably say goodbye to all subsequent characters, knowing how the Eve community sometimes acts….

  15. Karishi
    Karishi
    July 30, 2014, 2:56 am | # | Reply

    Don’t mind me, eyepatch guy. I’m just warming my hands over this mystic monster poo. I do that sometimes.
    It’s a magic knight guy thing.

  16. LockeZ
    LockeZ
    July 30, 2014, 3:48 am | # | Reply

    God dammit, Hurricane. The game’s lore was fine up until you started retconning it full of space goats and alternate dimensions and robotic gnomes and arcane-powered tanks with gatling guns and six different lost continents and an entire rainbow of orc colors.

    We didn’t need cybersurfers as a playayable race!!

    Now I hear the next expansion is going to be Penk travelling back in time thirty years and the entire world follows him through the time portal to stop him.

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      July 30, 2014, 10:26 am | # | Reply

      What you did there? I see it.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      July 31, 2014, 3:35 am | # | Reply

      …Well, what did you expect from an online gaming site that occasionally updates with new added content?…

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 26, 2018, 6:04 am | # | Reply

      I think we have a Wreck-It Ralph situation. Characters from several of Hurricane’s games are starting to cross from game to game.

      Apparently, the cult and HR created a worm that is tunneling between games on Hurricane’s servers.

      The TRON looking character could be a diagnostic program. A Hurricane employee could be running a TRace ON the malware code, and attempting to seal the breaches.

  17. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    July 30, 2014, 4:28 am | # | Reply

    Pixel scavenger obviously.

    It actually reminds me of Hurricane’s other game, Escape from Cyberia. Similar costume if you remove jacket & helmet.

  18. Pumpkin Cake
    Pumpkin Cake
    July 30, 2014, 7:38 am | # | Reply

    Welp. Goodbye, Sundar. You were a fun character.

    • nemui
      nemui
      July 30, 2014, 8:59 am | # | Reply

      He should’ve sundered the green guy right away; instead he stopped to talk. He deserves everything that happens to him now.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        July 30, 2014, 9:14 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, making friends is always a bad thing

        • nemui
          nemui
          July 30, 2014, 3:33 pm | # | Reply

          When you are in a potentially deadly alternate reality situation, and your BAB is way higher than your rank in Diplomacy? Yes.

          • nemui
            nemui
            July 30, 2014, 3:34 pm | # | Reply

            I mean, look at that second panel, just look at it! “Whuh”, indeed. Way to betray the basic survival instincts that served you well your whole life, Sundar.

  19. Joe
    Joe
    July 30, 2014, 7:55 am | # | Reply

    I’ve been waiting for this forever.
    The seed for Escape From Cyberia was planted more than 20 chapters ago.

    • Benedikt
      Benedikt
      July 30, 2014, 9:36 am | # | Reply

      Could anyone kindly provide a link? The reference… it escapes me.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        July 30, 2014, 10:09 am | # | Reply

        ‘Ere: http://guildedage.net/comic/chapter-9-page-6/

        • Benedikt
          Benedikt
          July 30, 2014, 10:20 am | # | Reply

          Thanks, Captain!

          • cliffmonster
            cliffmonster
            July 30, 2014, 11:35 am | # | Reply

            Indeed!

  20. Quin
    Quin
    July 30, 2014, 8:42 am | # | Reply

    The cyber knight of Tron. Get ready to mark up a causality or play a gender game of guessing (though it’s properly safe to say cyber knight looks like the guy with magic in the “real world” so to speak)

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      July 30, 2014, 9:18 am | # | Reply

      You mean like Samus?

  21. zomg
    zomg
    July 30, 2014, 9:27 am | # | Reply

    Guys. Guyyyyyyyyys. It’s H.R.

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      July 30, 2014, 10:58 am | # | Reply

      Ya think? I’ve been waiting on him to show up for the last several chapters.

  22. DeePseudonym
    DeePseudonym
    July 30, 2014, 10:05 am | # | Reply

    It’s a good thing Sundar’s courage isn’t impeded by intelligence, because weird green glowy tunnel, with weird green glowy knight guy, who appears to be waving goodbye to a smoking pile of green and pink glowy rubble?

    I dunno, it doesn’t say “tea party” to me.

    Also, the rubble? THAT’S Best, not the Suit Guy.

  23. Smallfoot
    Smallfoot
    July 30, 2014, 10:58 am | # | Reply

    For some reason I picture the ‘green knight’ speaking in fax handshakes.

    • tejón
      tejón
      July 30, 2014, 12:00 pm | # | Reply

      eeeeedeeeeedeeeeedeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeoooodeeoooodeekshshshshsh…

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      July 31, 2014, 3:37 am | # | Reply

      Hey, linked computer systems require the use of “handshaking protocols” in order to stay synchronized, ya’ know.

  24. FoolishOwl
    FoolishOwl
    July 30, 2014, 11:15 am | # | Reply

    Was I the only one to think it’s a pokeball?

  25. Tsarmina
    Tsarmina
    July 30, 2014, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

    Dun Dun DUUUNNN!

  26. Zblackgoat
    Zblackgoat
    July 30, 2014, 1:58 pm | # | Reply

    This is the point where you should post a bug report.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      July 31, 2014, 3:38 am | # | Reply

      If this is the beta-testing for the game, I’d have to agree.

  27. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    July 30, 2014, 2:34 pm | # | Reply

    SUNDAR SNAKE WANTS ANSWERS.

  28. TBeckett
    TBeckett
    July 30, 2014, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

    Unexpected friend is unexpected.

  29. moirla
    moirla
    July 30, 2014, 5:18 pm | # | Reply

    soylent goop is people…

  30. stupidgoatboy
    stupidgoatboy
    July 30, 2014, 11:11 pm | # | Reply

    stop stealin our dirt!

  31. Nethernox
    Nethernox
    August 3, 2014, 3:02 am | # | Reply

    poop

  32. Lord ZYRK
    Lord ZYRK
    August 17, 2014, 5:35 pm | # | Reply

    Damn, son! Things just got science fictional.

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