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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

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Chapter 33 – Page 3

on July 31, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 33
└ Tags: Sundar, WAV
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  1. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    July 31, 2014, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    To retrieve the Holy Grail.

    • wolfpax
      wolfpax
      July 31, 2014, 7:13 am | # | Reply

      What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

      • Cubanpep
        Cubanpep
        July 31, 2014, 8:06 am | # | Reply

        African or European?

        • Commiekeebler
          Commiekeebler
          July 31, 2014, 8:25 am | # | Reply

          I dunno!

          • Cubanpep
            Cubanpep
            July 31, 2014, 11:58 am | # | Reply

            AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

            • biggmac
              biggmac
              July 31, 2014, 2:06 pm | # | Reply

              How is it that you know so much about sparrows?

              • MonkTHAC0
                MonkTHAC0
                July 31, 2014, 2:13 pm | # | Reply

                Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.

                • MidnightDStroyer
                  MidnightDStroyer
                  August 7, 2014, 1:10 am | # | Reply

                  These are things you need to know in order to BECOME a king.

                  • Anvildude
                    Anvildude
                    August 16, 2014, 9:40 pm | # | Reply

                    Amusingly, there are no European Swallows. All Swallows are native to Africa.

                    • SotiCoto
                      SotiCoto
                      April 6, 2016, 4:58 am | #

                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barn_swallow

  2. Dreadogastus
    Dreadogastus
    July 31, 2014, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    What is your favorite color? And it better be green!

    • Dreadogastus
      Dreadogastus
      July 31, 2014, 12:13 am | # | Reply

      But more seriously, who is this guy? Sure ain’t a Gastonian. Doesn’t look like anybody from our world.
      Is there another interested party to this Cross-dimensional toxic event?

      • Taxil Necrobane
        Taxil Necrobane
        July 31, 2014, 12:17 am | # | Reply

        That is likely what HR sent into this world to delete it.

        • Beige
          Beige
          July 31, 2014, 4:26 am | # | Reply

          I dunno – he just patched a hole in the mesh. sure itmay be green and meshy right now, but its better than a hole

          my guess is some sort of suport npc

          • TxGator
            TxGator
            July 31, 2014, 9:10 am | # | Reply

            Hmmm… ATM, I’m leaning toward an odd sort of moderator. But I don’t think he’s from our world. An NPC moderator maybe?

            • Acadian Bacon
              Acadian Bacon
              July 31, 2014, 11:29 am | # | Reply

              Possibly the game’s representation of someone fixing bugs in the game? :D

        • Charlie Spencer
          Charlie Spencer
          July 31, 2014, 6:46 am | # | Reply

          Yeah, yesterday I thought maybe it was HR himself. Now that it’s spoken, I don’t think he’d phrase a question that way.

      • Obakeinu
        Obakeinu
        July 31, 2014, 12:18 am | # | Reply

        Hmm… my guess… he/it is the event generator (not the best description mind you).

        Behold the mighty RNG-dude… he’s the one constantly messing with you…

        • Mujaki
          Mujaki
          July 31, 2014, 9:39 am | # | Reply

          Praise be to RNG-esus!

      • Ian
        Ian
        July 31, 2014, 12:32 pm | # | Reply

        Definitely from Escape from Cyberia. If you look at the design on his suit, especially the upper legs and under the jacket, it matches the design we saw waaaay back when HR was being interviewed and we saw the cover of EfC.

        The cultists, it would appear, did not open a portal into Sepia World, but into other games. Games which, I believe, were not created with arcanometry. That may not be the case, though; given how much of a runaway success KoA was, perhaps HR used arcanometry for Escape from Cyberia as well, allowing the two worlds to connect by accident.

        I don’t think we’ve seen HR’s homunculus yet. We’ll probably know him when we do.

        • FoolishOwl
          FoolishOwl
          August 1, 2014, 12:18 am | # | Reply

          So someone from Escape from Cyberia… escaped.

          • Speedy
            Speedy
            December 26, 2018, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

            —+++### GAME OVER ###+++—

            Copyright 20-(“What the…”)-urricane Software
            All rights re-(“It can’t be over! I just finished the Gorram tutorial!”)

  3. Sestror
    Sestror
    July 31, 2014, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    “To crush my enemies, to have them driven before me and to hear the lamentations of theit womens…..
    also, to rid the world of some great evil lurking in the ridges between reality…. as well as to fight for russ and the allfathe..erm, mama bear and the gods.”

    • wolfpax
      wolfpax
      July 31, 2014, 7:15 am | # | Reply

      Sounds like the Church of Crom is the right church for you! (I will love anyone that finds me that skit online forever.)

  4. metaceryn
    metaceryn
    July 31, 2014, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    “10 minutes ago? Fighting the World’s Rebellion. Right now? Clean pants.”

    • Oldguy
      Oldguy
      July 31, 2014, 12:55 am | # | Reply

      Never underestimate the value of emergency pants.

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        July 31, 2014, 3:42 am | # | Reply

        Custer should have heeded that advice when packing his kit for Little Big Horn…

        • Fettuccini
          Fettuccini
          July 31, 2014, 2:39 pm | # | Reply

          Nah, you only really need them when you’re alive.

    • DS
      DS
      July 31, 2014, 9:39 am | # | Reply

      Ha! Before I read your comment I was thinking the answer should be: “To not shit my pants.” But I’m glad you thought of it too.

    • Webmetz
      Webmetz
      July 31, 2014, 9:58 am | # | Reply

      Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship.

      One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm.

      He bellowed to his First Mate, “Bring me my red shirt!”

      The First Mate quickly got the Captain’s red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated.

      Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, “Bring me my red shirt!” And once again the battle was on!

      The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.

      Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day’s events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, “Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?”

      The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, “If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid.” The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man.

      As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.

      The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, ‘Bring me my brown pants!!!’

  5. BarGamer
    BarGamer
    July 31, 2014, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    Somehow, I heard this in Eve’s voice from Wall-E. “Objective?”

    • Robert McCall
      Robert McCall
      July 31, 2014, 7:25 am | # | Reply

      “Directive?”
      Sundar picks up green stuff and compacts it into a cube.

  6. Halvhir
    Halvhir
    July 31, 2014, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    “Uh, my quest marker brought me in here, but it’s supposed to be a nest of giant rats… seen any?”

  7. Tatsu
    Tatsu
    July 31, 2014, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    Oh no! The game servers are murging! apprently the Sci-Fi sister game to this one, ScienceCraft, is filtering in! The ruleset has changes!

  8. Siarles
    Siarles
    July 31, 2014, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    I find it interesting that Sundar is the only one tagged on this and the last page. Correct me if I’m wrong, it’s been a while, but don’t new characters normally have their names tagged on pages they appear in regardless of whether their name has been revealed in-comic?

    Is this guy nobody?

    • mrk
      mrk
      July 31, 2014, 2:35 am | # | Reply

      seems more likely a program (antivirus etc) than a person. maybe its a spoiler;)

    • Not a name
      Not a name
      July 31, 2014, 2:36 am | # | Reply

      Probably an intentional choice to avoid a reveal early.

    • swissaboo
      swissaboo
      July 31, 2014, 5:53 am | # | Reply

      I don’t remember EXACTLY how guilded age does it, but a lot of comics go back and tag characters after their name is revealed.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        July 31, 2014, 9:33 am | # | Reply

        And some only tag from the point they have been formally introduced

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      July 31, 2014, 9:40 am | # | Reply

      When he gets a name, then he gets a tag.

  9. Glauco
    Glauco
    July 31, 2014, 1:53 am | # | Reply

    My guess is that he is H R’s homunculus.

  10. CorrTerek
    CorrTerek
    July 31, 2014, 2:52 am | # | Reply

    Well, at least it’s talking rather than shooting. That could be a good sign.

  11. Nathanyel
    Nathanyel
    July 31, 2014, 3:16 am | # | Reply

    Potential ally, but will probably oppose the adventurers for a while.

  12. MidnightDStroyer
    MidnightDStroyer
    July 31, 2014, 3:40 am | # | Reply

    “Before ye may pass by me, ye must first answer questions three.”

    Hmmm…Where have I heard that before?……….

    • MonkTHAC0
      MonkTHAC0
      July 31, 2014, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

      “Ere the other side ye see!”

  13. Fenlander
    Fenlander
    July 31, 2014, 4:38 am | # | Reply

    This is typical of online games, you spend a fortune on a dinosaur because it’s classed as an ‘epic mount’ and then they bring out a flying saucer and no one cares about your dinosaur any more.

    • FoolishOwl
      FoolishOwl
      August 1, 2014, 12:21 am | # | Reply

      Unless it’s Star Trek Online, in which case they started with the flying saucers, and only added the cyber-dinosaurs much later.

  14. Connie
    Connie
    July 31, 2014, 9:16 am | # | Reply

    Goddamn cross-world events.

  15. Ardid
    Ardid
    July 31, 2014, 10:08 am | # | Reply

    Payet, you are back!

  16. JediaKyrol
    JediaKyrol
    July 31, 2014, 11:27 am | # | Reply

    His name is Bob…He is a Guardian…he comes from the Net.

    • MonkTHAC0
      MonkTHAC0
      July 31, 2014, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

      (Taken from wikiquote) “I come from the net. Through systems, peoples and cities to this place: Mainframe. My format: Guardian, to mend and defend. To defend my new found friends, their hopes and dreams. To defend them from their enemies. They say the user lives outside the net, and inputs games for pleasure. No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out. [pause] Reboot!”

      • Phil
        Flo
        July 31, 2014, 3:33 pm | # | Reply

        <3

  17. tk
    tk
    July 31, 2014, 12:08 pm | # | Reply

    man i wish i remembered the name of the character i am thinking of when i imagine this guys voice

  18. Fettuccini
    Fettuccini
    July 31, 2014, 2:45 pm | # | Reply

    In my mind, this guy sounds disturbingly similar to HAL 9000.

    • Snowblind
      Snowblind
      July 31, 2014, 7:49 pm | # | Reply

      I see Mort.

      Klatuu…

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        August 7, 2014, 1:15 am | # | Reply

        You’ve got to finish that command before you Gort disintegrates you…

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