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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

And so evil was defeated once again by the power of true wub.

Chapter 35 – Page 34

on December 8, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 35
└ Tags: Magda, Penk, WAV
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  1. JSStryker
    JSStryker
    December 8, 2014, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    I say ROCK & ROLL! Crank it to 11!

    • Siarles
      Siarles
      December 8, 2014, 1:39 am | # | Reply

      \m/

    • Olentzero
      Olentzero
      December 8, 2014, 2:31 am | # | Reply

      \mm/

      too much metal for one hand…

      • Taxil Necrobane
        Taxil Necrobane
        December 8, 2014, 9:27 am | # | Reply

        \m/ \m/

        throw them both up.

        • Hertzy
          Hertzy
          December 8, 2014, 10:04 am | # | Reply

          \mm/ \mm/

          And that, my friend, is why humans have taproots.

          • CapnRis
            CapnRis
            December 8, 2014, 10:46 am | # | Reply

            \mmmm/

            Get a friend to help.

            • MonkTHAC0
              MonkTHAC0
              December 8, 2014, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

              \mm/ \mm/ \mm/ \mm/
              alt
              \mmmmmmmm/\mmmmmmmm/

              Group of friends helping :D

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap_CRESxNFE#sthash.TTuKhv33.dpuf (hope this is the right one if so Thank-you Ishmael! from Ch 35 pg 19!)

              • Cassandra / Loki
                Cassandra / Loki
                December 8, 2014, 6:51 pm | # | Reply

                Yep yep, thanks for reminding us of this :D Doubly relevant now as it was then.

              • twelfthfantasy
                twelfthfantasy
                December 30, 2014, 8:38 pm | # | Reply

                \mmmmmmmmbop/

                Get Hanson to help out.

              • Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All
                Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All
                September 26, 2016, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

                Honestly have no idea what this is/was supposed to be. The link no longer works.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      December 9, 2014, 10:00 pm | # | Reply

      Pump up the jam!

      Hmmm…Jam…I’m going to get some toast.

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      December 12, 2014, 6:26 am | # | Reply

      But is it in Dobly?

  2. Ganurath
    Ganurath
    December 8, 2014, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    It looks like the two of them will be able to beat the abomination are their own. The others can just grab a couch and watch the duo string it up. They may need to have more than one person percussion to make room, though.

    • Aslandus
      Aslandus
      December 8, 2014, 9:13 am | # | Reply

      Well a shot in the weak point would probably speed the victory, but that would mean a shorter performance…

    • Insufferable Nerd
      Insufferable Nerd
      December 8, 2014, 11:25 am | # | Reply

      Nah. They can’t truly rock without Magda covering.

  3. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    December 8, 2014, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    • Lexible
      Lexible
      December 8, 2014, 3:03 am | # | Reply

      BOOM! There she was!

      • Lexible
        Lexible
        December 8, 2014, 3:04 am | # | Reply

        It’s got a funky beat, and I can bug out to it!

        • Lexible
          Lexible
          December 8, 2014, 3:04 am | # | Reply

          Bringin’ the next-level beats!

    • Chris
      Chris
      December 8, 2014, 9:51 pm | # | Reply

      Good choice Captain.

  4. chaoticConjurer
    chaoticConjurer
    December 8, 2014, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    How are the bards being the most badass?!?

    • Bonnie
      Bonnie
      December 8, 2014, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

      The best bards always are. :-D

    • Anvildude
      Anvildude
      December 8, 2014, 4:46 pm | # | Reply

      Basement nerds always seem to misunderstand what “Charisma” actually means.

      • Korbl
        Korbl
        December 8, 2014, 8:22 pm | # | Reply

        Reall Roleplaying nerds always seem to underestimate how much your actual class features dictate what you can do, at least without DM pity.

      • SotiCoto
        SotiCoto
        January 27, 2015, 5:36 am | # | Reply

        Charisma means MORE FIREBALLS.

        Sorcerer forever!

      • Speedy
        Speedy
        January 4, 2019, 1:44 pm | # | Reply

        Pfft! Everyone knows about Charisma. She played Cordelia Chase on “Buffy” and “Angel”.

        Any basement nerd who doesn’t know that should move upstairs! ;)

  5. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    December 8, 2014, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    This should be a bonus in Rock Band!

  6. Cr'Nj
    Cr'Nj
    December 8, 2014, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    Did they just drop the beast?

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      December 8, 2014, 5:59 am | # | Reply

      Nah. The “core” (eyeball) is still intact. And it seems to be like the Borg in that it can adapt and become resistant to a repeated style of attack (note WAV’s diminishing effectiveness as a solo attacker). Only thing so far it couldn’t be resistant to is glowy hammershit, which is why it had to go on the offense against Frigg and **snif** Rachel. That’s why I think Frigg will have to end the battle.
      Then again, I could just be spoutin’ a buncha hooey.

      • smilr
        smilr
        December 8, 2014, 8:38 am | # | Reply

        *whoooosh* goes the pun.

        • biggmac
          biggmac
          December 8, 2014, 10:50 am | # | Reply

          You’re implying the pun went over my head?
          Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I will catch it.
          (Sorry for the thread kill, Cr’Nj)

          • smilr
            smilr
            December 9, 2014, 8:56 am | # | Reply

            I stand corrected.

      • wwlaos
        wwlaos
        December 8, 2014, 10:06 am | # | Reply

        It had to… sniff Rachel? Had she not bathed recently?

    • Bonnie
      Bonnie
      December 8, 2014, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

      +1

    • noisyparker
      noisyparker
      December 8, 2014, 10:30 pm | # | Reply

      nono… the beat… they just dropped the beat :3

      • Speedy
        Speedy
        January 4, 2019, 2:55 pm | # | Reply

        They’re gonna have to crank the juice, if they wanna drop the beet!

        After losing Rachel, their victory will be bittersweet.

  7. biggmac
    biggmac
    December 8, 2014, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    Eye say, what a ball! Socket to’er! It may sound cornea, but I think the retin ‘a Frigg will be needed to send it to permanent REM.

    • Chris
      Chris
      December 8, 2014, 9:07 am | # | Reply

      I dare say… MY EYE!!!!

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      January 4, 2019, 3:37 pm | # | Reply

      Yes. Frigg will have to finish this.

      Nothing makes big-ass monstrosities cry
      Like a whoop-ass-can of Mace® to the eye.

  8. LadyDragon
    LadyDragon
    December 8, 2014, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    Dare I say that, even without a proper face, the beast looks awfully startled by this development

    • Minando
      Minando
      December 8, 2014, 4:09 am | # | Reply

      Indeed. It´s that pained “oh my god, the neighbours are having a disco party AGAIN” expression.

  9. Oldguy
    Oldguy
    December 8, 2014, 12:54 am | # | Reply

    Is that true wub, or righteous dub?

    • Seth
      Seth
      December 8, 2014, 8:18 am | # | Reply

      I was thinking “True Dub”, by New Order, but on second thought, that’s hardly a din loud enough to wake Tectonicus.

    • smilr
      smilr
      December 8, 2014, 8:41 am | # | Reply

      Think of how the the priest from Princess Bride talks ;)

    • Vishamon
      Vishamon
      December 8, 2014, 12:08 pm | # | Reply

      Wub is what bwings us here togevew, today. Wub, twue wub…

      • Anvildude
        Anvildude
        December 8, 2014, 4:47 pm | # | Reply

        And now I’m looking for a remix starting with that.

  10. BarGamer
    BarGamer
    December 8, 2014, 1:02 am | # | Reply

    Typo: Follow my rHthym. Missing that first H, there.

    • Mark
      Mark
      December 8, 2014, 3:34 am | # | Reply

      Oh irony, oh irony: you made a type yourself.

      • mrk
        mrk
        December 8, 2014, 4:13 am | # | Reply

        ahlsdfhshfk

      • Seth
        Seth
        December 8, 2014, 8:15 am | # | Reply

        Of course they did. It’s the law. Muphry’s Law, specifically.

      • Minando
        Minando
        December 8, 2014, 8:30 am | # | Reply

        My type of typo.
        If you yo walk without rHthm, you won´t attract the wrm.

        • wolfpax
          wolfpax
          December 8, 2014, 9:11 am | # | Reply

          The spce must flo!

          • DeePseudonym
            DeePseudonym
            December 8, 2014, 9:26 am | # | Reply

            My typo is a klilling wyrd!

            • Jack Vermicelli
              Jack Vermicelli
              December 8, 2014, 10:14 pm | # | Reply

              The wording way?

      • Siarles
        Siarles
        December 8, 2014, 4:32 pm | # | Reply

        Muphrey’s Law

  11. Nicolas Rei
    Nicolas Rei
    December 8, 2014, 1:19 am | # | Reply

    Just as it was foretold by the Wild Stallion.

  12. Cubanpep
    Cubanpep
    December 8, 2014, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK… WE SALUTE YOU!

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      December 8, 2014, 6:34 am | # | Reply

      It being december, I certainly do live in fear of happy christmas and new year.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      December 8, 2014, 8:13 am | # | Reply

      \m/

  13. q`Tzal
    q`Tzal
    December 8, 2014, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    “We’re Mystik Spiral, but we’re thinking of changing the name.”

    • Minando
      Minando
      December 8, 2014, 8:20 am | # | Reply

      “Rainbow Riding Rockers of Righteousness” ?

      • DeePseudonym
        DeePseudonym
        December 8, 2014, 9:26 am | # | Reply

        Kinky Wizards

  14. Joseph
    Joseph
    December 8, 2014, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    http://youtu.be/d-sWJFp1znQ?t=6m32s

    This is what I imagined when I saw this drum collaboration. It doesn’t necessarily fit, but it’s good music.

  15. brasca1
    brasca1
    December 8, 2014, 2:31 am | # | Reply

    Check this riff it’s fuckin’ tasty!!

    • Cubanpep
      Cubanpep
      December 8, 2014, 8:44 am | # | Reply

      “Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
      Now I’m complete and my cock you will suck
      This world will be mine and you’re first in line
      You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!”

      TENACIOUS D!

      • wolfpax
        wolfpax
        December 8, 2014, 9:12 am | # | Reply

        I’d say more like Tectonicus P.

      • Ubuntu4Ever
        Ubuntu4Ever
        December 8, 2014, 9:50 am | # | Reply

        Wait, WAIT, WAAAIIIT you motherfucker! We challenge you to a rock off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off!

        • Zehren
          Zehren
          December 8, 2014, 5:52 pm | # | Reply

          Fuck, FUCK, FUUUCK! The Demon Code prevents me from declining a rock-off challenge!.. What are your terms? What’s the ca-a-atch?

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      December 9, 2014, 10:06 pm | # | Reply

      The beast is getting ripped by the riff…Getting ripped a new one, that is.

  16. EM-Trump Witch
    EM-Trump Witch
    December 8, 2014, 2:37 am | # | Reply

    It’s Daft Penk.

    • Chris
      Chris
      December 8, 2014, 10:38 pm | # | Reply

      You win the comments section this time. Everybody else can try again with the next update.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      December 9, 2014, 10:09 pm | # | Reply

      They’ve gone & done it now…They found The Brown Note! The creature is on the *run*
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note

  17. alurker
    alurker
    December 8, 2014, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    Is this… The Best Song In The World?
    Rock!

    • Craddok
      Craddok
      December 8, 2014, 8:06 am | # | Reply

      Well done, sir. Well done.

    • Robtimus
      Robtimus
      December 8, 2014, 1:07 pm | # | Reply

      Nope, just a tribute.

  18. Random Whatever
    Random Whatever
    December 8, 2014, 3:45 am | # | Reply

    That was eazy. Bout time Penk showed. Poor beast. I know it’s only rock and Roll. Keep an eye out for Penk and WAV on tour.

    • JSStryker
      JSStryker
      December 8, 2014, 10:50 am | # | Reply

      and I like it!

  19. Lingo
    Lingo
    December 8, 2014, 3:48 am | # | Reply

    Just in the nick of time, Penk. Except, uh, the opposite of that.

  20. Chantelune
    Chantelune
    December 8, 2014, 3:56 am | # | Reply

    So much wub in the air.

  21. Minando
    Minando
    December 8, 2014, 4:01 am | # | Reply

    And thus white metal was invented.

  22. Draxynnic
    Draxynnic
    December 8, 2014, 4:20 am | # | Reply

    Weeee willlll, weeee willlll, ROCK YOU!

  23. Fenlander
    Fenlander
    December 8, 2014, 4:25 am | # | Reply

    That proves Penk is an AI and not a player. He’s just a TR-808 :-)

  24. nemui
    nemui
    December 8, 2014, 5:21 am | # | Reply

    “What say you” is a weird thing to ask in a situation like this one. He precedes that with a series of imperatives – halt, follow my “rythm”, we will tear its flesh away. He shouldn’t be asking for a vote of confidence.

    • TachyonCode
      TachyonCode
      December 8, 2014, 11:25 am | # | Reply

      Well, not everyone’s got rhythm. But Penk had to say something, and “are you ready to rock” isn’t really an unanswered question at this point…

      • nemui
        nemui
        December 8, 2014, 7:57 pm | # | Reply

        I imagine he’d expect them to fall in line just because. You know, his terrible purpose and stuff.

  25. Lil Ben
    Lil Ben
    December 8, 2014, 5:48 am | # | Reply

    God used me as hammer, boys, to beat his weary drum today.

  26. Saiyanwolf
    Saiyanwolf
    December 8, 2014, 7:26 am | # | Reply

    Activate the Bass Cannon!

  27. Aazen
    Aazen
    December 8, 2014, 7:57 am | # | Reply

    And this was the song that started playing in my head…
    http://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw

  28. Seth
    Seth
    December 8, 2014, 8:21 am | # | Reply

    THERE WILL BE BLEEDING FROM ORIFICES.

  29. Webmetz
    Webmetz
    December 8, 2014, 9:08 am | # | Reply

    What was going through my head during this comic

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W4ooVNr82U

    Doing it right
    Everybody will be dancing
    And we’ll be feeling it right
    Everybody will be dancing
    And be doing it right
    Everybody will be dancing
    When we’re feeling all right
    Everybody will be dancing tonight
    [x6]

    If you do it right
    Let it go all night
    Shadows on you break
    Out into the light

    If you lose your way tonight
    That’s how you know the magic’s right

    Doing it right
    Everybody will be dancing
    And we’ll be feeling it right
    Everybody will be dancing
    And be doing it right
    Everybody will be dancing
    When we’re feeling all right
    Everybody will be dancing tonight

    If you do it right
    Let it go all night
    Shadows on you break
    Out into the light
    [x6]

    If you lose your way tonight
    That’s how you know the magic’s right

  30. TK
    TK
    December 8, 2014, 9:21 am | # | Reply

    Really? You guys are pulling a Macross all up in here?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgMIwuUsOME

    Music Genre is the only difference. XD

    • Phil
      Flo
      December 8, 2014, 10:52 am | # | Reply

      I’m… pretty sure there’s a lot more that’s different.

      • nemui
        nemui
        December 8, 2014, 7:49 pm | # | Reply

        More percussion, smoother bass line, thicker calves of lead singer (assuming Magda handles that). Also, space. That’s about it.

        • Phil
          Flo
          December 9, 2014, 4:40 pm | # | Reply

          But are they actually attacking with the music in that clip or is there just music playing while they’re fighting, because it sure looks like the latter.

  31. Bloodvork
    Bloodvork
    December 8, 2014, 10:03 am | # | Reply

    • TBeckett
      TBeckett
      December 8, 2014, 10:33 am | # | Reply

      Oh my gosh dude. I did not know where that was going, but it was amazing. Thank you for sharing.

    • Peter Sadlon
      Peter Sadlon
      December 8, 2014, 11:48 am | # | Reply

      And the Crowd Goes WILD!!!
      I agree with TBeckett

    • wwiddy
      wwiddy
      December 8, 2014, 5:16 pm | # | Reply

      What?! How do you find something like this? It’s perfect!

  32. Peter Sadlon
    Peter Sadlon
    December 8, 2014, 11:44 am | # | Reply

  33. Bonnie
    Bonnie
    December 8, 2014, 12:06 pm | # | Reply

    Who’s got the mitt? there’s an eyeball to catch!

  34. Wyrd
    Wyrd
    December 8, 2014, 5:15 pm | # | Reply

    And on this day, Arkerra witnessed the birth of Rock ‘n Roll.

  35. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    December 8, 2014, 5:40 pm | # | Reply

    Now imagining an animation of Penk beating his drum, with stutter cuts (is there another term for it?) to match his beats to the wub-wub-wub-wub-wubwubwubwubwubwub of [insert basically any brostep-or-whatever tune].

    If only Prill had still been around to fight together with his hero. With WAV, they would’ve formed a power trio, and their name would’ve been… Prillex.

  36. Chris
    Chris
    December 8, 2014, 10:35 pm | # | Reply

    Penks’ drumstick has a perpetual frowny face.

    Cannot unsee.

  37. That one guy
    That one guy
    December 8, 2014, 10:58 pm | # | Reply

    Where’s Payet Best when you need him? (Someone had to)

  38. CEC
    CEC
    December 9, 2014, 5:30 pm | # | Reply

    Twue Wub

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