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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Only one thing left to do.

Chapter 35 – Page 35

on December 9, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 35
└ Tags: Fr'Nj, Frigg, Gravedust, Magda, Penk, Sundar, WAV
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  1. Insufferable Nerd
    Insufferable Nerd
    December 9, 2014, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Girlies and gentlemen, put your hands together for FRIGG!

    • Yuugian
      Yuugian
      December 9, 2014, 8:15 am | # | Reply

      time to Get Friggy with it

      • SotiCoto
        SotiCoto
        January 27, 2015, 5:38 am | # | Reply

        Now this is a story all about how my life got frigg turned upside-down…

        • Gristle McNerd
          Gristle McNerd
          January 27, 2015, 5:40 am | # | Reply

          …and I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, to puncture that eye and let in some fucking air.

    • Acrox
      Acrox
      December 9, 2014, 8:55 am | # | Reply

      “…now I am become Glowy Hammershit, destroyer of motherfuckers”.

      • Benedikt
        Benedikt
        December 11, 2014, 4:48 am | # | Reply

        +1
        +1
        +1

    • Obakeinu
      Obakeinu
      December 9, 2014, 10:37 am | # | Reply

      Well, I didn’t know they made a Can of Whoopass that big…

  2. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    December 9, 2014, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      December 9, 2014, 12:06 am | # | Reply

      “See these eyes so green…”

      • tejón
        tejón
        December 9, 2014, 4:07 am | # | Reply

        Well, it’s been so long…

    • Gristle McNerd
      Gristle McNerd
      December 9, 2014, 3:48 am | # | Reply

      Enough with the synth, the glowy everyshit is ON! We need some power metal up in this bitch.

      • Gristle McNerd
        Gristle McNerd
        December 9, 2014, 3:52 am | # | Reply

        Though really, any song from the album would work. We Burn, perhaps?

        • Gristle McNerd
          Gristle McNerd
          December 9, 2014, 3:57 am | # | Reply

          Okay, yes, listening to it, We Burn would’ve been the better choice.

          “Though it may seem too much for us to take
          And though our hearts are so filled with pain
          We must not ever bend, or bow, or break
          And our conviction will light us our way”

          and

          “With righteous flame we burn”

          …song’s about Frigg.

          • MonkTHAC0
            MonkTHAC0
            December 9, 2014, 5:28 pm | # | Reply

            ‘“With righteous flame we burn”’ And oh how that bastard will burn!

            • Gristle McNerd
              Gristle McNerd
              December 9, 2014, 5:29 pm | # | Reply

              Congratulations on that extremely well-fitting gravatar.

              • MonkTHAC0
                MonkTHAC0
                December 10, 2014, 2:12 am | # | Reply

                Why thank-you.

      • Speedy
        Speedy
        January 4, 2019, 6:19 pm | # | Reply

        How about some power poetry? xD

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUqowAVgZxA

        (It was this or “Eye of the Tiger”, and I figured that song has just about been used up by the internet)
        I like the eyes in this video, but if you prefer a more “metal” reading…

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMLWDbyjfq4

  3. JSStryker
    JSStryker
    December 9, 2014, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Penk, Wav and Magda are going who the?!? What the?!? in that last panel! Go get it Frigg.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      January 4, 2019, 5:08 pm | # | Reply

      “A-Mace-ing Grace, how sweet the sound,
      With saved, some Rach, in me.
      I once had lost, but now, will pound
      Will blind, no more Eye see”

  4. biggmac
    biggmac
    December 9, 2014, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    “OK, bub. You’ve taken yer best shot. NOW IT’S MY TURN.”

    • Kensou
      Kensou
      December 9, 2014, 12:14 am | # | Reply

      She’s the best there is at what she does. And what she does… IS SO TERRIBLY PRETTY!

      • rocjawcypher
        rocjawcypher
        December 9, 2014, 12:25 am | # | Reply

        Dat avatar match.

  5. TBeckett
    TBeckett
    December 9, 2014, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Aw hell yeah. It’s time for the glowy hammershit to hit the next level

  6. BarGamer
    BarGamer
    December 9, 2014, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    Between the red, green, and shinies, it’s beginning to look a lot like CRUSH-mas!

  7. Zblackgoat
    Zblackgoat
    December 9, 2014, 1:06 am | # | Reply

    Time to dot the i

    • Mordecai
      Mordecai
      December 9, 2014, 11:47 am | # | Reply

      It definitely crossed the wrong t.

  8. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    December 9, 2014, 1:20 am | # | Reply

    And then Hammerhead tackled her again.

    • Lexible
      Lexible
      December 9, 2014, 1:53 am | # | Reply

      I think Hammerhead would find himself in a very bad place if he got in Frigg’s way just at the moment.

      • Lexible
        Lexible
        December 9, 2014, 1:54 am | # | Reply

        Also calling it: Payet Best is inside the eye!

  9. Masterof7s
    Masterof7s
    December 9, 2014, 2:31 am | # | Reply

    Told ya she was gonna go super sayajin.

    • MonkeyMadness
      MonkeyMadness
      December 9, 2014, 2:48 am | # | Reply

      Kamehame-SMITE!

      • Mujaki
        Mujaki
        December 9, 2014, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

        Kame-hammershit.

    • RougemageNick
      RougemageNick
      December 9, 2014, 7:09 pm | # | Reply

      http://youtu.be/_XoOt-5pW_Q This is Frigg right now

  10. Olentzero
    Olentzero
    December 9, 2014, 3:25 am | # | Reply

    Eye gotta hand it to y’all in Panel 2. I friggin’ love (that pun unintended) what Magda’s doing to Shoggo there.

    “STARE! STARE INTO THE FUNKY BEATS THAT SPELL YOUR DOOM!”

    • Olentzero
      Olentzero
      December 9, 2014, 3:28 am | # | Reply

      Sorry… panel 3.

  11. Jerry
    Jerry
    December 9, 2014, 3:39 am | # | Reply

    So… if the dwarf girl has the eye held in 2 giant rock hands… she could just crush it.
    -Realy, this is just draging it out, and giving Frigg some opportunity to shine.

    Well I suppose some fans would have been well pissed if she didn’t. Still, pointless.

    • Jack Vermicelli
      Jack Vermicelli
      December 9, 2014, 3:53 am | # | Reply

      What makes you an expert on what the magma hands are capable of, their strength?

    • chase
      chase
      December 9, 2014, 7:21 am | # | Reply

      Maybe she IS trying to crush it. Holding it in place might be easier than crushing it… But I don’t have any more info on the beast than anyone else does, so I’m just guessing.

    • TxGator
      TxGator
      December 9, 2014, 9:12 am | # | Reply

      Could be a lot like crushing a grapefruit or a baseball with just your fingers. Not exactly easy.

    • Robtimus
      Robtimus
      December 9, 2014, 10:44 am | # | Reply

      I think the explanation is obvious. Magda’s not a high enough level to cast Tectonicus’ crushing hand, so she has to settle for Tectonicus’ grasping hand instead.

      • CARTOS
        CARTOS
        December 9, 2014, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

        Nice.

    • Nalano
      Nalano
      December 9, 2014, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

      I have yet to see her be able to do anything with the hands except block things. I don’t think the hands can be moved once summoned, so crushing may be beyond her capabilities.

      • Speedy
        Speedy
        January 4, 2019, 5:12 pm | # | Reply

        Except, she did move a hand, when she catapulted Frigg at the Beast.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      January 4, 2019, 5:18 pm | # | Reply

      Magda has been using her powers constantly for the entire battle, so she probably doesn’t have near enough power to crush the eye. At this point, she can barely hold its gaze.

  12. Locke
    Locke
    December 9, 2014, 3:53 am | # | Reply

    Eye, Heart You.

    • Gristle McNerd
      Gristle McNerd
      December 9, 2014, 4:04 am | # | Reply

      More like Eye, HURT you.

  13. Siarles
    Siarles
    December 9, 2014, 4:06 am | # | Reply

    Frigg just went into silent rage mode. From someone who’s usually the polar opposite of silent, that’s terrifying. I almost feel sorry for the poor beastie.

  14. Pumpkin Cake
    Pumpkin Cake
    December 9, 2014, 4:21 am | # | Reply

    This is such a Zelda battle. I wonder where its weak point could be???

  15. Fenlander
    Fenlander
    December 9, 2014, 4:33 am | # | Reply

    If Frodo and Sam had a drum and guitar then the Eye of Sauron would look like that.

  16. Nicolas Rei
    Nicolas Rei
    December 9, 2014, 5:41 am | # | Reply

    It’s a trick. The eye is a red herring, to distract you from the single pixel that is purple! Find that pixel, and even a tossed stone could kill it.

  17. Charlie Spencer
    Charlie Spencer
    December 9, 2014, 7:24 am | # | Reply

    The first panel tomorrow will be a longer shot of Frigg, so you can see the glow around her is shaped like a huge flaming bird. This leads to the next chapter, “Dark Frigg”, when, after decimating her cohorts and enemies alike, she’s put down by a team of aliens.

    • Brian
      Brian
      December 9, 2014, 6:01 pm | # | Reply

      On the moon.

  18. Frigg_Fanboi
    Frigg_Fanboi
    December 9, 2014, 7:28 am | # | Reply

    With the loss of a comrade Glowy Hammershit has leveled up. Oh Glob I can’t wait….

  19. John
    John
    December 9, 2014, 7:58 am | # | Reply

    Frigg…. Fuck it up. Fuck it up REAL good.

  20. Jim
    Jim
    December 9, 2014, 8:02 am | # | Reply

    That is a damn fine last panel on today’s strip.

  21. That one guy
    That one guy
    December 9, 2014, 8:08 am | # | Reply

    Well dayum, that beastie is gonna get rekt.

    Since this will get lost in the comments, I’m going to say that watching frigg going super-saiyan while watching 3 people beat up a tentacle monster kind of turns me on.

    • Brian
      Brian
      December 9, 2014, 6:02 pm | # | Reply

      It didn’t get THAT lost.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      December 9, 2014, 10:22 pm | # | Reply

      That beastie is gonna get Frigged soooo hard. Frigged so hard he gets ripped a new rekt ‘im.
      DEATH BY SNU-SNU!

  22. Chris
    Chris
    December 9, 2014, 8:42 am | # | Reply

    And they said a 3 man band could never successfully rock out.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      January 4, 2019, 5:30 pm | # | Reply

      Well, we know from HAMMERHEAD’s attempt, that hard rock won’t crush it. Maybe they’re giving pop music a shot?

  23. MattStriker
    MattStriker
    December 9, 2014, 9:11 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if Sundar’ll live to regret that “Girlie”.

  24. derpherp
    derpherp
    December 9, 2014, 9:15 am | # | Reply

    Eye..

    Wanna Rock n Roll all Night,
    And Glowwy Hammershit all day.

  25. Aslandus
    Aslandus
    December 9, 2014, 11:02 am | # | Reply

    Time for the finishing blow!

  26. JasonAW3
    JasonAW3
    December 9, 2014, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

    Ladies and gentlemen, and assorted others, LET THE ANNILATION COMMENCE!!!

    A Boss Fight is one thing. This goes WAY beyond a Boss Fight! This is going to restructure the game itself. And if the guy in the suit isn’t Payet, he’ll be showing up soon in a way that’s so metal, that those in the game will tell legends about it, and STILL not be able to describe it well enough!

  27. Nathanyel
    Nathanyel
    December 9, 2014, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

    Because now….

    [puts on sunglasses]

    ….it’s personal.

  28. CARTOS
    CARTOS
    December 9, 2014, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

    Frigg doesn’t even know that Rachel’s dead (or derezzed, or whatever) yet, having been KO’d at the time. Get ready for some glowy cryingshit in the next few pages, as they come to terms with what they’ve lost in this battle.

    • CARTOS
      CARTOS
      December 9, 2014, 1:11 pm | # | Reply

      Time for Frigg to get serious and become the Guilded Age version of St. Cuthbert of the Cudgel. I guess E-Merl will have to convert and become Frigg’s seneschal of the order now. He’ll look good in a white cassock, with a half-cape. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Cuthbert_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)

  29. LockeZ
    LockeZ
    December 9, 2014, 4:43 pm | # | Reply

    It’s time to attack it in its giant flashing weak point!

  30. The cheese ! It stands alone.
    The cheese ! It stands alone.
    December 9, 2014, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16KdBqP2xWU

    I believe this is appropriate.

    • Gristle McNerd
      Gristle McNerd
      December 9, 2014, 5:00 pm | # | Reply

      I still like the one I suggested earlier better: http://noblebeastofman.bandcamp.com/track/we-burn-4 :P

      • MonkTHAC0
        MonkTHAC0
        December 9, 2014, 5:30 pm | # | Reply

        I feel like “Hit me with your best shot.” or “I get knocked down.” would be mildly appropriate right about now. No?

        • Gristle McNerd
          Gristle McNerd
          December 9, 2014, 5:32 pm | # | Reply

          Well there’s plenty of songs about getting really pissed off at a seemingly superior enemy. Couple pages back, everyone was quoting Stan Bush’s “The Touch”, which also works.

          • MonkTHAC0
            MonkTHAC0
            December 11, 2014, 3:25 pm | # | Reply

            Oh dude YES! YES!!! YES!!!!!!!!!! Also what page was it please?

  31. TFLatte
    TFLatte
    December 9, 2014, 5:51 pm | # | Reply

    Some shit is about to get WRECKED. Or at least I hope it is.

  32. Chris The Human
    Chris The Human
    December 9, 2014, 8:56 pm | # | Reply

    THAT WASN’T A QUESTION!

  33. Fairportfan
    Fairportfan
    December 10, 2014, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    “I am the god of hellfire and I bring you…”

    http://youtu.be/FaHEusBG20c

    • Fairportfan
      Fairportfan
      December 10, 2014, 12:07 am | # | Reply

      Many years later, this guy had a roofing business in Texas (really) in partnership with Jimmy Carl (Indian of the Group) Black, Frank Zappa’s original bass player in the mothers.

      They worked as roofers during the parts of the year when that was practical, and in the summer, they went on tour.

      The name of their business was “Two Gentlemen of Color”.

      • MonkTHAC0
        MonkTHAC0
        December 11, 2014, 3:26 pm | # | Reply

        Hey Jolene! Hows the store?

  34. John
    John
    December 10, 2014, 4:34 pm | # | Reply

    The way the eye is being held, and the fact that it’s being suppressed with a sonic attack, makes me think of someone covering their ears with their hands.

  35. Speedy
    Speedy
    January 4, 2019, 6:30 pm | # | Reply

    The fourth panel would be perfect for one side of a paper bookmark, to go with the books. The Guilded Age logo and url would be printed on the back.

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