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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Now that's what I call being a positive Troll model.

Chapter 35 – Page 7

on October 22, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 35
└ Tags: Gring, HAMMERHEAD, Magda, Penk, Prill
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  1. Ishmael
    Ishmael
    October 22, 2014, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    When your head is a hammer, every problem is a nail.

    • Ahighfunctioningsociopath
      Ahighfunctioningsociopath
      October 22, 2014, 12:22 am | # | Reply

      When the solution is a drum, you better have that freaking drum on you at all times.

      • Schneidend
        Schneidend
        October 22, 2014, 12:42 am | # | Reply

        Nobody likes that guy who keeps a guitar on him at all times.

        • biggmac
          biggmac
          October 22, 2014, 1:52 am | # | Reply

          When you have a drum of solution, every solute looks like a precipitate.

          • tejón
            tejón
            October 23, 2014, 3:53 am | # | Reply

            I’m going to just pretend you did get the Phil Kahn Official Gold Star, but there were Nazis coming so you had to hurriedly drop it in aqua regia.

          • MidnightDStroyer
            MidnightDStroyer
            February 18, 2017, 9:15 pm | # | Reply

            Then it’s time to head for that magic tavern room. According to the chemical formula, alcohol IS a solution.

        • AcadianBacon
          AcadianBacon
          October 22, 2014, 4:12 am | # | Reply

          We’ve all seen that guy in the old Juicy Fruit commercials.

  2. Acrox
    Acrox
    October 22, 2014, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Landshark Berserker: If you see one running away, follow it and try to keep up.

    • David Liao
      David Liao
      October 22, 2014, 12:30 am | # | Reply

      I feel that Landshark Berserkers would make highly entertain EOD technicians.

      • zero
        zero
        October 22, 2014, 6:26 am | # | Reply

        HEY, I’M STOPPING THAT BOMB!

        STOP THAT BOMB!

        I SAID I’M STOPPING THAT BOMB!

        • Alan Steenhouwer
          Alan Steenhouwer
          October 22, 2014, 1:46 pm | # | Reply

          Landsharks would go extinct pretty quickly.

          • MidnightDStroyer
            MidnightDStroyer
            February 18, 2017, 9:17 pm | # | Reply

            Yeah, most of them would think of a bomb as if it were food.

  3. JSStryker
    JSStryker
    October 22, 2014, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Well Penk is smart enough to get the children out of the line of fire!

    • Kennerly
      Kennerly
      October 22, 2014, 12:53 am | # | Reply

      But not quite smart enough to tell them to go somewhere that requires them to not return.

      • Aslandus
        Aslandus
        October 22, 2014, 9:20 am | # | Reply

        They’re troll kids, they’ll be fine

      • Aleister Crow
        Aleister Crow
        October 22, 2014, 9:25 am | # | Reply

        Unless of course the drum isn’t actually in the head mason’s office. Maybe the plan is that by the time they realize it’s not there, the fight will be over.

  4. Ahighfunctioningsociopath
    Ahighfunctioningsociopath
    October 22, 2014, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Prill really seems like a, more confident, young Penk. Harky-like mentor relationship, or is Penk just using fanboy’s eagerness to save the day? Either way, Prill is going to die.

  5. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    October 22, 2014, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    The only thing that seems to slow the creature down is throwing large rocks at it. Quick! Lets tell the big guy who’s good at throwing large rocks to leave!

    • Devlerbat
      Devlerbat
      October 22, 2014, 2:30 am | # | Reply

      Earthquakes seem to do a good job of slowing it as well, and they still have the person that can make those.

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      October 22, 2014, 8:44 am | # | Reply

      Seeing as how it can destroy matter, using sound to fight it is actually a pretty good idea.

      • TBeckett
        TBeckett
        October 22, 2014, 10:46 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, it really does seem like Penk has the most sustainable battle style for this particular monster. I know we’re all excited about the Gastonian Adventurers showing up, but their usefulness seems limited.

        • Alan Steenhouwer
          Alan Steenhouwer
          October 22, 2014, 1:49 pm | # | Reply

          Except for their new friend. He probably knows how to deal with a creature from his world.

        • Tsapki
          Tsapki
          October 22, 2014, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

          Gravedust and Fr’nj both seem to be ranged fighters, so they might be able engage somewhat safely, if not effectively. Also spurit energy might just be something it cant derez, so Rachel and Frigg might have something to contribute.

          Sundar may or may not heroically/pointlessly sacrifice himself.

      • widdy
        widdy
        October 22, 2014, 1:52 pm | # | Reply

        Sound is simply matter in movement – the monster should be an amazing sound absorber (unless the only points that destroy matter are the tentacle tips, so sound waves could act on the rest of the monster’s body).

        • Tsapki
          Tsapki
          October 22, 2014, 2:22 pm | # | Reply

          It does seem implied that the creature does seem to need to focus derezzing at least to a degree, but I can see the point of how might be able to block the attack if it prepares.

  6. Loyal
    Loyal
    October 22, 2014, 2:14 am | # | Reply

    Panel 1: Fat lot of good that rock did, all it accomplished was giving the shapeless horror a face and a moustache!

    • Draxynnic
      Draxynnic
      October 22, 2014, 4:16 am | # | Reply

      Compared to most of the other things they’ve tried, though, it was still a-mason-ly effective.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      October 22, 2014, 4:42 am | # | Reply

      Not a moustache. Panties on its head.

      • ThePuck1
        ThePuck1
        October 22, 2014, 8:00 am | # | Reply

        I thought that too, then I thought that about the face, then I realized its freaking eating the rock.

      • wwlaos
        wwlaos
        October 22, 2014, 10:20 am | # | Reply

        Glad I’m not the only one who saw that.

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          October 22, 2014, 8:50 pm | # | Reply

          Good avatar for that comment.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      January 2, 2019, 8:29 am | # | Reply

      Who knew they make Groucho Glasses that big?

  7. nemui
    nemui
    October 22, 2014, 4:40 am | # | Reply

    Alt text: http://www.badumtss.net/

  8. Saiyanwolf
    Saiyanwolf
    October 22, 2014, 6:25 am | # | Reply

    Now, the question who is gonna die first?

    • Stone Rhino
      Stone Rhino
      October 22, 2014, 8:45 am | # | Reply

      The redshirt. Always the redshirt.

      • Devlerbat
        Devlerbat
        October 22, 2014, 11:37 pm | # | Reply

        Does red armor count?

  9. TxGator
    TxGator
    October 22, 2014, 9:12 am | # | Reply

    Is it just me, or does Penk actually bear a resemblance to those old plastic troll dolls?

    • Alan Steenhouwer
      Alan Steenhouwer
      October 22, 2014, 1:44 pm | # | Reply

      I thought it was just the general design of John and Jason’s trolls… plus more ‘tear your guts out’ mentality.

      • Phil
        Flo
        October 22, 2014, 4:40 pm | # | Reply

        I think making the trolls resemble Troll Dolls was actually one of Erica’s first ideas on the project.

  10. Seggs
    Seggs
    October 22, 2014, 11:29 am | # | Reply

    “they say his motoboner grew three sizes that day…”

  11. weregeek85
    weregeek85
    October 22, 2014, 6:39 pm | # | Reply

    Go horror go horror go! Go horror go horror go!

    Eat the Champions of the World’s Rebellion as an appetizer and then dine upon the rest of the horde for the main course!

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      October 24, 2014, 2:38 pm | # | Reply

      …And if you still have an appetite left, maybe the Peacekeepers will show up just in time to join you for dessert.

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