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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

He's perceptive like that.

Chapter 37 – Page 5

on May 27, 2015
Chapter: Chapter 37
└ Tags: Fr'Nj, Scipio
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  1. Lingo
    Lingo
    May 27, 2015, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    I guess we’ve skipped the moment E-Merl found out….

    • Dean
      Dean
      May 27, 2015, 12:46 am | # | Reply

      No, E-Merl is watching from inside the closet.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        May 27, 2015, 2:21 am | # | Reply

        Everyone knows but E-Merl. They’re waiting for the right moment to tell him but the moments only get worse.

        • l33tninja
          l33tninja
          May 27, 2015, 12:30 pm | # | Reply

          To quote a (very strange) boss of mine who sometimes said wise things “Bad news does not get better with time”

          • Neferius
            Neferius
            September 6, 2015, 3:51 pm | # | Reply

            Was that what he said when he fired you?
            Yea, bosses suck like that :/

        • Dean
          Dean
          May 27, 2015, 7:55 pm | # | Reply

          The’re going to throw him a surprise ‘Rachel’s Dead!’ party. Banner, noisemakers, paper hats, the works.

          • l33tninja
            l33tninja
            May 28, 2015, 12:51 pm | # | Reply

            I think they should let Frigg tell him. “Rach is dead. I did it with the robot. Y’interested? Buuuuurrrrrpp.”

    • Observer
      Observer
      May 27, 2015, 3:37 am | # | Reply

      Frigg is still wearing Rachel’s veil so E-Merl hasn’t noticed she’s missing yet.

      • Andreas Geisler
        Andreas Geisler
        May 27, 2015, 3:44 pm | # | Reply

        Haaaa! Terrible!

  2. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    May 27, 2015, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    Sex was different tonight, because they did it in the butt.

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      May 27, 2015, 4:34 am | # | Reply

      But(t) who’s?

      • Rafinius
        Rafinius
        May 27, 2015, 5:28 am | # | Reply

        Well, Fr’Nj’s a Wood elf.

      • Jack Vermicelli
        Jack Vermicelli
        May 27, 2015, 10:39 pm | # | Reply

        Who’s the one that taught you to use “who’s” when you mean “whose”?

        • ⁣LKJLKJHLKJH
          ⁣LKJLKJHLKJH
          May 28, 2015, 9:50 am | # | Reply

          its functionally identical since we all know what he meant, spelling “rules” were pulled out of a hat and artificially applied late to an already existent language because people were tired of spelling phonetically and have near as many holes and exceptions as words that conform. …and then some daffy queen sprinkled random frenchisms in while linguists were butchering intuitive words twisting them to show greek roots they never actually *had* while dutch made printing presses saw entire letters removed from our alphabet.
          not even like dictionaries all agreed at first either. internationally they still don’t(unless you count “we agree to disagree with those fools across the pond” or “i’ve seen it both ways”)

          • Jean-Luc
            Jean-Luc
            May 28, 2015, 9:57 am | # | Reply

            Who’s = who is.

            • insomniac
              insomniac
              May 28, 2015, 6:20 pm | # | Reply

              Yeah, the there/there split might be arbitrary, but they’re is a contraction, which is its own thing.

              That said, jumping down someone’s throat for misusing a word on a comment board is kinda annoying.

              • Disloyal Subject
                Disloyal Subject
                May 28, 2015, 8:22 pm | # | Reply

                Perhaps, but being a little annoying is worth helping people to get it right next time.

          • Nix
            Nix
            June 7, 2015, 3:38 am | # | Reply

            “Functionally identical” since you know what he meant?
            Sorry, but “could of” is NOT “could have”, nor is “their” the same as “they’re”, etc.
            So this “functionally identical” thing is bunk, and not an excuse for bad spelling, to keep things polite.
            If one knows the difference but chooses to butcher the spelling anyway, no leniency is to be applied.
            Rules were made for a reason. Stick to it.

            Errors, when grossly repeated, just make one appear like an undereducated boor AND, every once in a while, make correct understanding difficult, at the very least.

        • l33tninja
          l33tninja
          May 28, 2015, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

          All I will say is this: The purpose of all writing is communication. Everyone reading that post knows exactly what he meant. So mission accomplished. Who cares about anything else on a comments board? If he were writing a thesis on the subject (which would be quite an interesting subject), then maybe there would be a reason to worry about the grammar.

          • Jack Vermicelli
            Jack Vermicelli
            May 28, 2015, 2:59 pm | # | Reply

            Grammar never entered into it; it was the diction, the use of a word that means something different than what the word that should’ve been used there means.

            If you feel like presenting yourself as quasi-literate and linguistically incompetent, by all means feel free to use whatever word you want in place of the one that means what you mean. The purpose of writing *is* communication, and most of us like to communicate that that this description *doesn’t* apply to us.

            • Speedy
              Speedy
              February 23, 2019, 12:08 am | # | Reply

              Well, there’s yer problem. The commenter probably went to grammar school, but not diction school. ;D

          • Nix
            Nix
            June 7, 2015, 3:42 am | # | Reply

            Just because one is not writing a thesis on the subject doesn’t make it ok to butcher grammar, does it?

            Now, to be fair, it was just one mistake. It could have been much worse.
            So no need to shame the person who wrote the comment with the error.
            We all make mistakes here and there, after all, don’t we?

    • Psolo Ghoti
      Psolo Ghoti
      May 27, 2015, 5:08 pm | # | Reply

      My headcanon is that it ended with Fr’Nj happily declaring “The Aristocrats!” and doing jazz hands. Scipio raised a single eyebrow.

      • Psolo Ghoti
        Psolo Ghoti
        May 27, 2015, 5:10 pm | # | Reply

        Oh yeah, I’m unhappy Fr’Nj now.

  3. BeaT
    BeaT
    May 27, 2015, 1:29 am | # | Reply

    Say little, mean a lot. Scip is cool.

    • Dana Son-of-Bear
      Dana Son-of-Bear
      May 27, 2015, 8:52 am | # | Reply

      And yet, Fr’Nj’s face shows he didn’t quite say the right thing this time.

      • Rabidwargamer
        Rabidwargamer
        May 27, 2015, 10:22 am | # | Reply

        I think her face reflects he said the perfect thing that she didn’t expect. It looks like a surprised expression, not disappointed.

        YMMV, of course.

        • Paddy
          Paddy
          May 27, 2015, 1:35 pm | # | Reply

          I think it could be either response – we’ll find out tomorrow :-)

        • Gordon
          Gordon
          May 27, 2015, 11:55 pm | # | Reply

          Could be she’s reacting to whatever is happening with Byron, Gravedust, and Syr’nj. She is tied to the energies of life, after all.

          It’s unlikely given the setup to this scene, I think, but still possible.

          • Speedy
            Speedy
            February 23, 2019, 12:19 am | # | Reply

            She’s thinking they probably shouldn’t have done it, ten beds down from Byron. The reincarnation ritual is kinda spoiling the mood. xp ;)

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      May 27, 2015, 8:53 am | # | Reply

      That is just so damn smooth.

    • l33tninja
      l33tninja
      May 27, 2015, 12:31 pm | # | Reply

      Scipio is the man; definitely one of my favorite characters.

      • Mordecai
        Mordecai
        May 27, 2015, 5:52 pm | # | Reply

        And yet, as we know, he is not. I’m still waiting to see what, precisely, the interplay is between these being’s existence in Arkerra and the control their PC counterparts exert.

        • l33tninja
          l33tninja
          May 28, 2015, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

          I stand by my statement. Scipio is still THE man. Kaye is herself back in sepia world. Doesn’t change who Scipio is in the REAL world.

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      May 28, 2015, 1:54 am | # | Reply

      Funny. He said four words in the last panel, but all he meant was “No.”

      • Nathanyel
        Nathanyel
        May 28, 2015, 5:02 am | # | Reply

        He actually said “No, but…”

    • Nethernox
      Nethernox
      May 28, 2015, 7:39 am | # | Reply

      I aspire to be a man like Scipio. Little words, big meaning.

  4. Olentzero
    Olentzero
    May 27, 2015, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    Scipio Scorpion. King of the smooth-talkin’ big daddies.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      May 28, 2015, 7:29 pm | # | Reply

      Nice expression of smug self-satisfaction at praising yourself there, Scipio…
      ;)

  5. r2d2go
    r2d2go
    May 27, 2015, 2:06 am | # | Reply

    I just realized – Scipio probably had to get used to waking up next to a small, newly-grown forest.

    • Cold Electrons
      Cold Electrons
      May 27, 2015, 5:17 pm | # | Reply

      Fr’Nj needs to shave daily.

      • stephen
        stephen
        May 27, 2015, 11:15 pm | # | Reply

        Mow.

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          May 28, 2015, 7:30 pm | # | Reply

          As they say, “The grass is always greener with the dealer on the next block over”…Or something like that.

  6. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    May 27, 2015, 2:19 am | # | Reply

    Best Vines 2015 – the latest wood elf erotica collection. Gets you off in 6 seconds or less.

    Official Phil Kahn Gold Star

    • Observer
      Observer
      May 27, 2015, 3:52 am | # | Reply

      Is that the Hard Wood or Soft Wood version?

  7. Chris R.
    Chris R.
    May 27, 2015, 4:03 am | # | Reply

    I love that all the furniture has claw feet. It’s like having a bunch of wooden panthers to roam the fresh-grown jungle!

    • Phil
      Flo
      May 27, 2015, 10:19 am | # | Reply

      John has elected to base Sky Elf design philosophies largely on Gryphons.

      I am way OK with this.

      • Seggs
        Seggs
        May 27, 2015, 11:13 am | # | Reply

        “gryphons. all of it, gryphons.”
        “i like it? i like it.”
        “yea! it works with everything! need a place to sleep? gryphonbed.”
        “uh, place to sit? gryphonchair?”
        “Yea! you got it! place to eat? gryphontable. place to wash up? gryphonsink with a gryphonfaucet. it works with everything! big fancy entrance to your wizards’ guild hq? gryphondoor!”
        “umm….”
        “ok, maybe not EVERYTHING.”

        • John Waltrip
          John Waltrip
          May 27, 2015, 12:08 pm | # | Reply

          ha ha, nice. did not see that coming.

        • Jean-Luc
          Jean-Luc
          May 27, 2015, 1:41 pm | # | Reply

          Just hope Bragg doesn’t eat the Sky Elf nation.

        • Phil
          Flo
          May 27, 2015, 3:54 pm | # | Reply

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          May 28, 2015, 7:32 pm | # | Reply

          That was worth not only a +1 Internet, it’s worth the whole thing.

  8. Observer
    Observer
    May 27, 2015, 4:22 am | # | Reply

    Careful Scipio I think I’ve heard about these wood elf females somewhere before I think it was…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkoyTCuZqlo&feature=youtu.be&t=48

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      February 19, 2017, 9:41 pm | # | Reply

      Talk about getting the 7-year itch…

  9. MattStriker
    MattStriker
    May 27, 2015, 9:07 am | # | Reply

    This kinda gets a whole new layer once you remember who Scipio’s player is.

    • riotllama
      riotllama
      May 27, 2015, 3:42 pm | # | Reply

      Look, I’m a butch dyke and I almost always play as a male. Leave people space to play out their gender issues/fantasies.

      • riotllama
        riotllama
        May 27, 2015, 3:43 pm | # | Reply

        wow, that is one creepy gravatar, and not the one I had yesterday.

        • Observer
          Observer
          May 27, 2015, 7:52 pm | # | Reply

          I find it difficult to read your comment when my eyes are simultaneously trying to slide towards and run away from your avatar… (°_o)

  10. Overkillengine
    Overkillengine
    May 27, 2015, 11:22 pm | # | Reply

    Hmm. Wonder if the druid version of kink subs in vines for the usual ropes?

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      February 19, 2017, 9:43 pm | # | Reply

      The difference between kinky & perverted for a Druid is, when you use a feather it’s kinky, but it’s perverted when you use the whole bird, still alive.

  11. TheGrumpyBear
    TheGrumpyBear
    November 15, 2015, 1:46 pm | # | Reply

    Scippio may just be the ultimate dude ever. Says exactly the right thing and doesn’t go into overmuch detail.

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