No conversation involving the Muppets and sex (…) is complete without this (especially since, Wikipedia tells me, Peaches made her own version of Electric Six’s Gay Bar — I’m actually still on topic!):
Y’know, her studio music always disappoints me. I had no idea who she was until I saw her open for NiN in 2007 or so, and I loved her singing. Then I listened to her recordings, and it was just meh. They lack the raw grittiness of her live performances.
You do bad things to my brain, Jean-Luc! I’m now imagining Locutus of Borg, dancing and crying to this song, in a darkened holodeck, with strobe lights flashing to the beat.
(Or, is that a good thing? I can’t even tell, anymore)
See, the tattoo is the result of a magical seed that’s implanted in the royal line at birth. Over time, it continues to grow, becoming bigger and more elaborate.
Or, as Fir’inj put it succinctly, “It’s because she’s older. Way, way older.”
Wait a minute, the cigar ?! Where is the cigar ? Was it left behind too ?! I know Scipio dropped it back there, but how come he abandonned it even now ?
Time to test IC/OOC separation.
Huh, nobody else commented yet? This section feels so lonely and empty….
And I have no idea what to say here.
See alt text.
Nsfw and probably other places too but w/e. Here’s to you Frrrr’Nj.
What… is this? Some kind of parody of horrible music?
Nah, it’s just really sleezy like that. I can totally imagine it playing in some trashy lesbian bar or something.
does it get better?
The lack of Peaches appreciation in this thread makes me smdh
The “fuck the pain away” part starts about half way in.
You forgot the Jim Henson version (may he so gloriously rest in the Raunchiest Heaven):
No conversation involving the Muppets and sex (…) is complete without this (especially since, Wikipedia tells me, Peaches made her own version of Electric Six’s Gay Bar — I’m actually still on topic!):
That’s pretty sick. :P
Y’know, her studio music always disappoints me. I had no idea who she was until I saw her open for NiN in 2007 or so, and I loved her singing. Then I listened to her recordings, and it was just meh. They lack the raw grittiness of her live performances.
You should check this shit out, then:
You do bad things to my brain, Jean-Luc! I’m now imagining Locutus of Borg, dancing and crying to this song, in a darkened holodeck, with strobe lights flashing to the beat.
(Or, is that a good thing? I can’t even tell, anymore)
And we can’t do a 3-way now! Darn!!!
I thought there was someone to counsel E-Merl like Scipio just counseled Fr’Nj but after recent events I guess he can WAV goodbye to that option.
How come Fr’Nj doesn’t have the same tattoos that Syr’Nj does?
I mean. We know she has some, just nowhere near as elaborate or extensive. Does she get less because she’s not as close to the throne as her sister?
This was explained!
See, the tattoo is the result of a magical seed that’s implanted in the royal line at birth. Over time, it continues to grow, becoming bigger and more elaborate.
Or, as Fir’inj put it succinctly, “It’s because she’s older. Way, way older.”
Ah! I must’ve missed that. Okay. Thanks.
Scipico: “Yes.”
End scene.
Wait a minute, the cigar ?! Where is the cigar ? Was it left behind too ?! I know Scipio dropped it back there, but how come he abandonned it even now ?
And who’s controling Scipio now ?! O_O
Fr’Nj has that cigar right where she wants it.
Sometimes, a cigar is so much more than a cigar.
Yeah. Just ask Bill and Monica.
Falling asleep while smoking in bed is a good way to wake up on fire. :)
Plot twist: The cigar is smoking itself after sex.
Scipio doesn’t need to roll a blunt to enjoy a little weed.
That’s what happens when you have a bud with such excellent Fr’Nj benefits.
ER…Fr’nj does know that the cultists aren’t just humans right?
She’s comparing them to the worst kind of humans, not equating them.
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?!
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