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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Greatest intern of all time.

Chapter 39 – Page 19

on November 9, 2015
Chapter: Chapter 39
└ Tags: Kur'ik, Syr'Nj
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  1. Lingo
    Lingo
    November 9, 2015, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Alas, poor Kur’ik, I knew her well.

    • ScrawlingChaos
      ScrawlingChaos
      November 9, 2015, 9:39 am | # | Reply

      Hah. What a coincidence. The coffee machine in my office just broke too.

      Official Phil Kahn Gold Star

      • Lingo
        Lingo
        November 10, 2015, 2:28 pm | # | Reply

        Oh darnit, I thought *I* got the star at first! Curse you, ScrawlingChaos!!

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        November 10, 2015, 5:22 pm | # | Reply

        Was it stabbed, or did someone use non-DRM coffee?

        Or did one happen after the other?

      • Willhud98
        Willhud98
        August 23, 2016, 10:30 am | # | Reply

        Oh my god. Kur’ik=Keurig
        HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS

    • Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudswoth
      Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudswoth
      November 9, 2015, 9:59 am | # | Reply

      AW, COME ON!! CAN WE KEEP THE LIKEABLE CHARACTERS ALIVE PLEASE!?!?

    • Minando
      Minando
      November 11, 2015, 3:00 am | # | Reply

      There is something foul in my guild hall…

  2. Alice Macher
    Alice Macher
    November 9, 2015, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    JJ, that’s not fair. Please confine your contract killings to one world.

    • Dorje Sylas
      Dorje Sylas
      November 10, 2015, 2:59 pm | # | Reply

      Assassinations just don’t pay what they used to. Ya have to diversify across realities these days.

  3. dragon8writers
    dragon8writers
    November 9, 2015, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Greatest intern indeed. :( Plz survive. :(

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      November 9, 2015, 12:17 am | # | Reply

      Looks like a heart stab.:((((

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        November 9, 2015, 12:31 am | # | Reply

        Way too far to the left, unless Elven anatomy is very different from human. (The heart is centred, but the left is slightly larger, thus the myth that it sits on the left. But even by the myth, it’s not that far over. Looks like he only barely caught her chest.)

        • Brigand Brigade
          Brigand Brigade
          November 9, 2015, 12:41 am | # | Reply

          At that angle, it would also probably slide along the sternum, rather than penetrating; tt’s too high an angle to get between the ribs. Looks more like a surprise mastectomy than a fatal blow to the heart. You want to come down behind the collarbone for that kind of thing.

          Of course, “I gave my left breast for you” is a lot less dramatic than “I gave my life,” so I guess we’ll see.

          • Ishmael
            Ishmael
            November 9, 2015, 7:35 am | # | Reply

            On top of that, Wood Elves seem to have a different circulatory system. Remember waaaaaaaay back in Chapter One, page 14? “You’re leaking sap from the trunk. Staunching that is first priority before root rot sets in.”

            Given other anatomical differences, such as the fact that she can pull in a full two liters of water from her roots(toes), it wouldn’t surprise me if Wood Elves didn’t have a heart, but they circulated moisture through their body much like a tree, through pressure. Which would also explain why they tend to bleed in spurts or jets.

            • Nathanyel
              Nathanyel
              November 11, 2015, 3:16 am | # | Reply

              Their blood is red (unless that’s a lore mishap) so I would assume their internal organs are similar to that of Sky Elves and hence Humans, despite the evolution towards a more plant-like being (yeah I know, bringing evolution to a Fantasy setting…)

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            November 9, 2015, 10:33 am | # | Reply

            Yeah, compared to a life, giving one breast seems like a booby prize…

          • Korbl
            Korbl
            November 11, 2015, 4:05 am | # | Reply

            Yeah, but “I lost my left tit saving my boss from an assassin” is badass.

        • Grenaid
          Grenaid
          November 9, 2015, 12:44 am | # | Reply

          Also, wrong angle, no? The Italian Stiletto was always delivered from behind but UP to get under the rubs. It’s incredibly hard to blindly pierce ribs from the front, and a glancing angle like that (while doing hella damage) isn’t a heart shot. Daggers aren’t bullets.

          • Kennerly
            Kennerly
            November 9, 2015, 1:06 am | # | Reply

            No doubt the blade is also poisoned, so any wound would be fatal.

            • Charlie Spencer
              Charlie Spencer
              November 9, 2015, 6:49 am | # | Reply

              Probably with weed killer.

      • Lexible
        Lexible
        November 9, 2015, 1:15 am | # | Reply

        Argh! Right in the feels!

    • JR
      JR
      November 9, 2015, 12:18 am | # | Reply

      Doesn’t look good. At least a punctured lung. It looks like the blade is pointing away from the center of her chest, so it’s POSSIBLE her heart escaped injury. Even if it did, she is gravely wounded.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        November 9, 2015, 1:21 pm | # | Reply

        I like Kur’ik but she’s done. As soon as the Gastonian Illuminaty were revealed her academic purpose was finished and she became the typical noble sacrifice that would preserve Syr’s life in the coming struggle. It’s how stories go.

    • Minando
      Minando
      November 11, 2015, 3:04 am | # | Reply

      Of course she will die, but not without famous last words.
      Narrative imperative commands it.

  4. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    November 9, 2015, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Damn, Bandit drank a permanent growth potion, went on a diet, shaved her head and is working for the Heads now.

    • Benedikt
      Benedikt
      November 9, 2015, 5:06 am | # | Reply

      That’s implausible.

      Obviously the assassin is Best’s alt.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        November 9, 2015, 7:19 am | # | Reply

        But we already know Bandit is Best’s alt so…

        • █████
          █████
          November 9, 2015, 8:05 am | # | Reply

          I thought we found out that Best multi-boxed a while back?

          • wolfpax
            wolfpax
            November 9, 2015, 9:05 pm | # | Reply

            Entire team is made of Best!

            Bellow it in the TF2 Heavy voice for best (snicker) effect.

        • Lexible
          Lexible
          November 10, 2015, 6:15 pm | # | Reply

          And she changed her name, too!

  5. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    November 9, 2015, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Altair, no!

    • Armagrodden
      Armagrodden
      November 9, 2015, 2:25 am | # | Reply

      Now Syr’Nj has to stand around awkwardly for a few minutes while Kur’Ik gives him a history lesson and a quick rundown of her motivations.

      • DS
        DS
        November 9, 2015, 7:54 am | # | Reply

        I always like to think they went into a little pocket of time separate from the rest of the universe. Them and magical girls doing transformations because the idea of forcing people to stand around waiting is just too annoying to contemplate.

  6. biggmac
    biggmac
    November 9, 2015, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Stabbed thru the heart
    and you’re to blame
    you give ninjas
    a bad name.

    • Devlerbat
      Devlerbat
      November 9, 2015, 4:01 pm | # | Reply

      Actually that’s giving ninjas a rather a good name. Stabbing people through the heart is what ninjas were made for.

      • Korbl
        Korbl
        November 11, 2015, 4:04 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, but he missed his target.

  7. Meadowbrook
    Meadowbrook
    November 9, 2015, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Oh for fuck sake. God damnit, I actually like her.

  8. rezby
    rezby
    November 9, 2015, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    And it continues – our heroes’ lot gets worse and worse, each and every one of them, as the plot approaches its climax.

  9. JR
    JR
    November 9, 2015, 1:26 am | # | Reply

    My money says the Heads knew what her decision was before she was done speaking to them, and have decided to deal with her as they have every other problem.

  10. Chaltab
    Chaltab
    November 9, 2015, 1:51 am | # | Reply

    Welp, I hope she wasn’t planning to use that left boob.

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      November 9, 2015, 2:35 am | # | Reply

      Good news is, she’s still got a spare.
      Bad news is, she’s not going to be spared.
      Good news is, at least she wasn’t speared!
      Bad news is, lefty will no longer be sphere’d.

      • wolfpax
        wolfpax
        November 9, 2015, 9:06 pm | # | Reply

        Man, I think that news falls a little flat. I feel sorta deflated just by reading it.

  11. Jack Vermicelli
    Jack Vermicelli
    November 9, 2015, 3:06 am | # | Reply

    Not sure I buy that ceiling wedge. The assassin is even at maximum extension, so there’s not any wiggle room to muscle into any sort of braced position.

    • PiLS
      PiLS
      November 9, 2015, 4:11 am | # | Reply

      glue gun. Or possibly magnets.

      • john
        john
        November 9, 2015, 5:53 am | # | Reply

        The heck kind of magnets work on wood?

        • Grindzy
          Grindzy
          November 9, 2015, 6:12 am | # | Reply

          MAGICAL magnets, of course. I can certainly see the sky elves being redo ally offended that magnets don’t naturally work on wood.

        • Kzwix
          Kzwix
          November 9, 2015, 7:06 am | # | Reply

          Fucking magnets, how do they work ?!

          • Chris
            Chris
            November 9, 2015, 8:56 am | # | Reply

            Take the Lodestone quest. You get a +2 weapon against Iron Golems.

          • L86
            L86
            November 10, 2015, 12:03 am | # | Reply

            And I don’t wanna talk to no alchemist
            them motha*****z lyin’ and gettin’ me pissed

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      November 9, 2015, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

      Not to mention, how the heck did he get up there to begin with?!?

    • Andreas Geisler
      Andreas Geisler
      November 10, 2015, 4:59 pm | # | Reply

      Those are round beams, not square. That may help. Notice how the fingers are not visible? They go over the bend.

      • Jack Vermicelli
        Jack Vermicelli
        November 15, 2015, 10:23 pm | # | Reply

        That doesn’t explain the foot grip. They’d have to have their body bridged upward at the waist at least a little to brace there, but they’re just tall enough to reach at full extension.

  12. Fenlander
    Fenlander
    November 9, 2015, 4:14 am | # | Reply

    The assassin was planning to enter Ninja Warrior (aka Sasuke) but has just found out he will never pass the Body Prop obstacle in the 3rd stage.

  13. Bierdigan
    Bierdigan
    November 9, 2015, 5:31 am | # | Reply

    I’m still running on the assumption that an npc just ganked another npc, and if that’s the case, Kur’ik is one hell of a companion. Syr better hurry it up with that brez doh.

  14. Schneidend
    Schneidend
    November 9, 2015, 12:05 pm | # | Reply

    I must applaud this guy on his killer hiding spot.

  15. Str'Nj
    Str'Nj
    November 9, 2015, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

    I think she got the point.

  16. Thracecius
    Thracecius
    November 9, 2015, 2:24 pm | # | Reply

    Waitaminute.

    Assassin?

    Butt she got stabbed in the chest!

    • Devlerbat
      Devlerbat
      November 9, 2015, 4:03 pm | # | Reply

      Here: Have an internet.

  17. AuraTwilight
    AuraTwilight
    November 9, 2015, 2:41 pm | # | Reply

    God dammit, stop murdering everybody! It’s extremely rude!

  18. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    November 9, 2015, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

    The plot thickens.

    This was my take on the situation: Iwatani (and the other heads) wants Syr’Nj to be part of the super special conspiracy government, because wood. And to make sure she doesn’t do what she was planning to do — skedaddle with the other Peacemakers — he made sure that they would be occupied elsewhere before Syr’Nj could warn them, and until her 24 hours are up, with the option of holding them hostage if Syr’Nj were to escape on her own.

    Sending an assassin after Syr would kind of counteract the whole her-being-part-of-the-secret-cabal thing. So either I have misread Iwatani’s intentions, or the assassin is from a third party with a different agenda.

  19. wolfpax
    wolfpax
    November 9, 2015, 9:12 pm | # | Reply

    https://youtu.be/XegOczOvfXY?t=53s

    • l33tninja
      l33tninja
      November 10, 2015, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

      perfect

  20. WriterX
    WriterX
    November 10, 2015, 7:09 am | # | Reply

    Crap, Assassin’s Creed leaked into the game world… Next we shall see Call of Duty Marines and Halo Spartans running around, teabagging everything.

    The End is here!

  21. Constable
    Constable
    November 10, 2015, 7:42 pm | # | Reply

    Well shit.

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