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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'OK, one more term: No more handshakes.'

Chapter 42 – Page 11

on May 18, 2016
Chapter: Chapter 42
└ Tags: Bandit, Reynolds
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Discussion (42) ¬

  1. tecani
    tecani
    May 18, 2016, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    I’m glad Bandit decided to give him a hand.

  2. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    May 18, 2016, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    I sure hope Suicide Squad doesn’t come short.

    • Flyingfrog
      Flyingfrog
      May 18, 2016, 12:25 am | # | Reply

      I’m sure everything will be fine. There might be a few small problems, but Bandit seems to know what she is doing.

      • biggmac
        biggmac
        May 18, 2016, 12:33 am | # | Reply

        She doesn’t know squat!

        • Mujaki
          Mujaki
          May 18, 2016, 4:09 am | # | Reply

          But you can trust that she does know thrust.

          • wolfpax
            wolfpax
            May 18, 2016, 7:02 pm | # | Reply

            After an apple she might have a little burpee, though.

    • Commiekeebler
      Commiekeebler
      May 18, 2016, 9:48 am | # | Reply

      That’s what the pig tails remind me of!

  3. Ganurath
    Ganurath
    May 18, 2016, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Somebody buy drinks. There’s a story to be told, and the main character is Bashmeister Berta.

    • Nathanyel
      Nathanyel
      May 18, 2016, 2:53 am | # | Reply

      I for one am very excited to meet Bashmeister Berta and her pears.

      • zathael
        zathael
        May 18, 2016, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

        Bashmeister Berta has no peers. She stands in a class all her own. She is simply the best there is at bashing. z

        • LordHideous
          LordHideous
          May 19, 2016, 9:14 am | # | Reply

          No, he said pears. I guess Bandit ate all the apples.

  4. Ishmael
    Ishmael
    May 18, 2016, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    I wonder how Bandit’s player is going to react when she logs in and sees that her character’s been made the leader of a brand new guild.

    • Nathanyel
      Nathanyel
      May 18, 2016, 2:54 am | # | Reply

      You assume they would log again at all.

      • TxGator
        TxGator
        May 18, 2016, 10:02 am | # | Reply

        Granted, we don’t know what the Sepia players are planning. But being as their avatars are the only current means to contact The Five, I think they’ll log in at some point.

  5. Amaster
    Amaster
    May 18, 2016, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    I sense a slight amount of enthusiasm in that handshake.

  6. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    May 18, 2016, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    How long before Bandit stabs another team mate, place your bets.

    • Rules Lawyer
      Rules Lawyer
      May 18, 2016, 2:50 am | # | Reply

      -2 days, to establish dominance.

      But it was only a small stab.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      May 18, 2016, 6:29 pm | # | Reply

      Since her current team don’t include any berzerker-zombies, attempting to genocide the living, it seems unlikely to happen.

      • Sumgai
        Sumgai
        May 18, 2016, 9:38 pm | # | Reply

        Probably best to meet the team before committing to that assumption.

  7. Mr. Potato Patato Von Spidsworth III
    Mr. Potato Patato Von Spidsworth III
    May 18, 2016, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    That photoboming pear has incredible skills. Nobody even noticed…

    • Psolo Ghoti
      Psolo Ghoti
      May 18, 2016, 4:50 pm | # | Reply

      *is confused*

      *looks again*

      *notices*

      *starts laughing*

      *does not stop* XD

  8. Fenlander
    Fenlander
    May 18, 2016, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    Um about those pardons. We may have trouble giving them to Mass-murderer Mike, Genocidal Gary and Weapons-of-mass-destruction Wilma. But the rest of you are fine.

    • Nathanyel
      Nathanyel
      May 18, 2016, 2:55 am | # | Reply

      These? No problem. Talks-in-the-theater Tyler, on the other hand…

      • Joe
        Joe
        May 18, 2016, 3:00 pm | # | Reply

        Spoiler alert: Handling Talks-in-the-theater Tyler is actually how Bashmeister Berta earns her pardon.

  9. Cubanpep
    Cubanpep
    May 18, 2016, 6:34 am | # | Reply

    Cool

  10. foducool
    foducool
    May 18, 2016, 6:57 am | # | Reply

    shaking hands, both thinking “heh, sucker” at the same time

    • Draxynnic
      Draxynnic
      May 18, 2016, 9:37 am | # | Reply

      The best deals have both sides walking away thinking they had the better end of the deal.

      In this case, I suspect part 3 of Bandit’s conditions was something Reynolds wanted anyway (for some veneer of plausible deniability) and parts 1 and 2 were things he knew would be needed for the plan to work at all in the first place. His is probably the position of someone who has an opening offer in mind that he expects the other side to bargain up from, and then she opens up with something at or even below what was going to be his opening offer.

  11. Frigg_Fanboi
    Frigg_Fanboi
    May 18, 2016, 7:13 am | # | Reply

    Bashmeister Berta… I’ve never seen her before but I already want to see her drunk in a bar with Frigg

  12. Starphoenix
    Starphoenix
    May 18, 2016, 7:25 am | # | Reply

    I’m thinking that’s a smile of, “Oh shit, that was too easy… What the hell did I get myself into?”

  13. Chris
    Chris
    May 18, 2016, 8:42 am | # | Reply

    Didn’t even have to use a Bandit Snack.

  14. █████
    █████
    May 18, 2016, 8:43 am | # | Reply

    “Well, Mister Bedard; I spoke with Reynolds and it looks like y’ were right. The Science Academy’s going to need a new dean.”

  15. Siva Smith
    Siva Smith
    May 18, 2016, 8:43 am | # | Reply

    “We’ll be turning down crimes t’ do y’r treason.”

    Anybody but me read this and think of USA politics? (I live in the USA, so…)

    • kruger
      kruger
      May 18, 2016, 2:33 pm | # | Reply

      Politics in general. Actually, now I expect all politicians to always work for their own sake…

  16. MisterCynic
    MisterCynic
    May 18, 2016, 9:36 am | # | Reply

    Should’ve asked for more

  17. Alan Steenhouwer
    Alan Steenhouwer
    May 18, 2016, 11:38 am | # | Reply

    THIS is how the guilded age is made. Main players from from the adventurer’s guild are going to start leading their own guilds. We already have Frigg pegged as the leader of the new church (probably the sisterhood of the indomitable frigging badasses), and now Bandit is creating a thieves guild. Who’s next?

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      May 18, 2016, 12:34 pm | # | Reply

      Rabbit could found the Faceless.

      Too soon?

      • Psolo Ghoti
        Psolo Ghoti
        May 18, 2016, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

        º⩍º

      • Alan Steenhouwer
        Alan Steenhouwer
        May 20, 2016, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

        YES!

    • BaalBereth
      BaalBereth
      May 19, 2016, 7:44 pm | # | Reply

      Thirty bucks on an Ankh-Morpork City Watch stand-in

  18. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    May 18, 2016, 4:54 pm | # | Reply

    I love where this is going, and now I even know where this is going. :D

  19. minando
    minando
    May 20, 2016, 3:01 am | # | Reply

    This was what we call ‘Day Zero’ today.

  20. Speedy
    Speedy
    March 5, 2019, 10:44 pm | # | Reply

    (Wait till he realizes what I pilfered before he came in. Full immunity FTW!)

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