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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Talk about a crash course in team building!

Chapter 46 – Page 5

on February 1, 2017
Chapter: Chapter 46
└ Tags: Auraugu, Best, Byron, Frigg, Goblaurence, Gravedust, Magda, Penk, Syr'Nj
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  1. Dave
    Dave
    February 1, 2017, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Potion of Fwitneff saves the day again!!

    • Some guy
      Some guy
      February 1, 2017, 12:10 am | # | Reply

      Is it just me or is it really broken in this game?

      • Gtgtgt
        Gtgtgt
        February 1, 2017, 1:47 pm | # | Reply

        Haste is broken in most D&D inspired games. Anything that gives you more actions in a turn based game is going to get abused.

        • Ved
          Ved
          February 1, 2017, 4:42 pm | # | Reply

          It aged you like a year in original D&D. Meaning it was powerful but had massive downsides if you kept abusing it.

          • Tsapki
            Tsapki
            February 2, 2017, 1:49 am | # | Reply

            Just a year? No wonder everyone always wanted to play elves.

            Also I found the text for 5th Edition

            “Until the spell ends, the target’s speed is doubled, it gains +2 AC, it has advantage to Dexterity saving throws, and it gains an additional action each turn. That action can using be used to take the Attack (one weapon attack only), Dash, Disengage, Hide and Use an Object action.

            When the spell ends, the target can’t move or take actions until after its next turn, as a wave of lethargy sweeps over it.”

            One other hitch though in this is that the caster needs to concentrate on the spell to keep it going for the duration (up to one minute) or it ends once they stop concentrating.

            • SotiCoto
              SotiCoto
              November 7, 2017, 8:07 am | # | Reply

              So does that mean no more boots of permanent haste?

        • Tsapki
          Tsapki
          February 2, 2017, 1:41 am | # | Reply

          I believe that in 5th edition, after Haste ends you lose a turn as you essentially hit a wall of lethargy and need to reorient yourself.

    • The BrainWizard (Merasmus' former lab partner)
      The BrainWizard (Merasmus' former lab partner)
      February 1, 2017, 1:10 am | # | Reply

      Just like it did with that mortar knocking your house off the cliffside in Overlook.

    • Dana Son-of-Bear
      Dana Son-of-Bear
      February 1, 2017, 9:01 am | # | Reply

      Looking closer, it’s actually a Potion of Swiftness. Which actually disappointed me when I did a double take :c

      • Dave
        Dave
        February 1, 2017, 1:44 pm | # | Reply

        I think they actually wrote it with the Olde English S’s that look like F’s earlier in the comic, but I can’t find a link to prove it. :x

        • Dana Son-of-Bear
          Dana Son-of-Bear
          February 2, 2017, 9:11 am | # | Reply

          They did and I was trying to make a silly observation, but now I can’t find an example either. I don’t recall it being used outside of Ch 13, (http://guildedage.net/comic/chapter-13-page-13/ specifically) and I can’t really go through the entire comic while at work.

          • LynziGraye
            LynziGraye
            February 2, 2017, 9:58 pm | # | Reply

            Linky support for “Potion of Fwiftneff” joke:

            http://guildedage.net/comic/chapter-2-page-12/

      • NotASnowman
        NotASnowman
        February 2, 2017, 6:48 pm | # | Reply

        Not as bad as me, I somehow read it as “Potion of Shitness” on first reading.

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          February 23, 2017, 3:01 am | # | Reply

          …Which would be redundant to use on a Shit Elf…

    • Bloodvork
      Bloodvork
      February 2, 2017, 10:03 am | # | Reply

      Wait… has the image changed or do a lot of people not know what S’s look like?

      • fishamaphone
        fishamaphone
        February 2, 2017, 1:32 pm | # | Reply

        It’s probably a little bit of both, to be honest.

  2. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    February 1, 2017, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    How about a bucket of protein and sugar as well. The energy for all that swiftness has to come from somewhere. The poor guy’s gonna starve himself in minutes.

    • Not a name
      Not a name
      February 1, 2017, 12:30 am | # | Reply

      Auraugu simply fuels himself on HAPPY THOUGHTS.

      No promises it will work in the long term though.

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      February 1, 2017, 1:46 am | # | Reply

      The potion of swiftness is literally just a syringe full of skittles.

      • wolfpax
        wolfpax
        February 1, 2017, 9:26 am | # | Reply

        Heresy. It’s just enough water to turn pixie sticks into a fluid.

        • TachyonCode
          TachyonCode
          February 1, 2017, 9:50 am | # | Reply

          And here I was thinking it was condensed liquid frosting with a shot of Powerthirst.

        • Korbl Klimecki
          Korbl Klimecki
          February 1, 2017, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

          • Korbl Klimecki
            Korbl Klimecki
            February 1, 2017, 12:55 pm | # | Reply

            Well that didn’t work. Damned html.

            http://xkcd.com/1793/

    • TxGator
      TxGator
      February 2, 2017, 11:06 am | # | Reply

      He subsists on the cheers of the fuzzy people. Once the people see he has returned, he will be renewed. ;-)

  3. Amaster
    Amaster
    February 1, 2017, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    There is often nothing better than imminent death to teach teamwork.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      February 1, 2017, 12:33 am | # | Reply

      Everything is awesome when you’re part of a team.

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        February 23, 2017, 3:05 am | # | Reply

        It’s that awkward moment when you realize that they mere presence of the whole group together is the direct cause of the imminent death.

  4. Alice Macher
    Alice Macher
    February 1, 2017, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    Later, Auraugu will sue Syr’Nj over not obtaining his consent for a medical procedure.

    (No, I don’t imagine any region in Arkerra has Good Samaritan laws.)

    • brasca1
      brasca1
      February 1, 2017, 7:54 am | # | Reply

      Or that he won’t be able to compete professionally because of suspected doping.

      • 5-tons-of-flax
        5-tons-of-flax
        February 1, 2017, 8:02 am | # | Reply

        He might lose the Championship of the Fuzzy Peoples, oh noez!

  5. Nathanyel
    Nathanyel
    February 1, 2017, 2:42 am | # | Reply

    Props to Goblaurence for getting back to the steering wheel.

    • Chris
      Chris
      February 1, 2017, 9:26 am | # | Reply

      He’s got an INSANE Agility roll modifier when aboard mechanical contraptions, plus in the range of very high leadership modifiers. He can be where he needs to be, at any point in time, and sometimes in 3 places at once, just because!

  6. chantelune
    chantelune
    February 1, 2017, 3:21 am | # | Reply

    Coming soon : an angry Harky asking “Alright, so who parked a live volcano in the middle of my city ?”

    • Officer 'arky
      Officer 'arky
      February 1, 2017, 1:57 pm | # | Reply

      ‘allo ‘allo ‘allo, what’s all this then? You realize you’ve got yer volcano illegally parked in a no smoking zone!?

  7. DeePseudonym
    DeePseudonym
    February 1, 2017, 10:12 am | # | Reply

    There he goes, there goes Speed Racer, he’s the fastest on wheels…er….pedals…..I mean….balloons…… Oh the hell with it.

  8. Armagrodden
    Armagrodden
    February 1, 2017, 3:43 pm | # | Reply

    And that was the day that Syr’Nj learned that in balloons, unlike airplanes, greater speed does not generate lift.

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      February 2, 2017, 3:01 am | # | Reply

      They don’t need to go over the cliff, just around it. Anything other than into it.

  9. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    February 1, 2017, 5:15 pm | # | Reply

    “MY WILL IS… THAT YOU’LL CRASH INTO THAT MOUNTAINSIDE AND DIE, SERIOUSLY, YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE MAIN CHARACTERS YOU CAN DO WHATEVER DUMB SHIT YOU WANT? I HAVE FOLLOWERS WHO DON’T TRAVEL BY FLYING DEATH TRAP AND DON’T BEFRIEND NON-BELIEVERS WITH EVEN LESS SELF-PRESERVATION INSTINCT, I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT ANYMORE.“

    • Eric
      Eric
      February 2, 2017, 6:29 pm | # | Reply

      Harsh, but fair. :)

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      February 23, 2017, 3:08 am | # | Reply

      “I hereby revoke my gift of P(ersonal) L(ightweight) O(mnidirectional) T(actical) Armor from you!”

  10. Eric
    Eric
    February 2, 2017, 6:28 pm | # | Reply

    A team of adventurers doing something without considering the consequences and then having to scramble to deal with the mess that results? Nah, that *never* happens. :D

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