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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Step 1: Hurl Eggs. Step 2: Scramble.

Chapter 47 – Page 38

on June 23, 2017
Chapter: Chapter 47
└ Tags: Chrissie, Lia, Shanna, Xan
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  1. Ganurath
    Ganurath
    June 23, 2017, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Yes, bring back Rachel!

    • JR
      JR
      June 23, 2017, 12:12 am | # | Reply

      Please, we miss Rachel.

      • The PUNisher
        The PUNisher
        June 23, 2017, 12:35 am | # | Reply

        Sounds like you need to work on your aim.

      • biggmac
        biggmac
        June 23, 2017, 12:56 am | # | Reply

        Spock came back. Why not Rachel?

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          June 23, 2017, 9:36 am | # | Reply

          Well, for one thing, they didn’t explicitly say Spock’s soul was gone.

          • Jack Vermicelli
            Jack Vermicelli
            June 23, 2017, 3:38 pm | # | Reply

            Please. Vulcans would have nothing so illogical metaphysical hand-wavy fantastical mumbo-jumbo as the concept of the soul! They have katras.

            • MatthewTheLucky
              MatthewTheLucky
              June 23, 2017, 6:13 pm | # | Reply

              And no one said Rachel’s katra was gone!

    • minando
      minando
      June 24, 2017, 5:46 am | # | Reply

      She’s dead, Gan.

      • Ganurath
        Ganurath
        June 24, 2017, 12:09 pm | # | Reply

        The sister’s death was an inside job, and the people will NOT be silenced. IT’S REVOLUTION TIME!

        The above should be read in the voice of Huey Freeman.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        June 25, 2017, 6:19 am | # | Reply

        Everybody is dead, Gan.

  2. Dave
    Dave
    June 23, 2017, 1:25 am | # | Reply

    I remember reading a thread on the League of Legends boards back when I played that game from a guy who was so upset over his banned League of Legends account, he drove to Riot Games headquarters and broke in to the building to try and plead his case. This reminds me of that guy.

  3. Amaster
    Amaster
    June 23, 2017, 1:34 am | # | Reply

    This is a great siege tactic, since it’s something that won’t raise any real alarm. Now they’re free to infiltrate.

  4. tecani
    tecani
    June 23, 2017, 2:15 am | # | Reply

    Well that went over easy.

    • Armagrodden
      Armagrodden
      June 23, 2017, 2:35 am | # | Reply

      They’re lucky none of these rent-a-cops was too hard boiled to fall for it.

      • Toecutter
        Toecutter
        June 23, 2017, 8:35 am | # | Reply

        You all crack me up.

    • smilr
      smilr
      June 23, 2017, 8:37 am | # | Reply

      Eggsactly as planned!

      • mrk
        mrk
        June 23, 2017, 9:00 am | # | Reply

        yolks on them!

    • TxGator
      TxGator
      June 23, 2017, 9:27 am | # | Reply

      I just hope they don’t egg them on.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      June 23, 2017, 9:36 am | # | Reply

      Talk about shelling the enemy.

    • Mordecai
      Mordecai
      June 23, 2017, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

      All the good security guards were poached by Hurricane’s rival, Gasket Software.

  5. nightsbridge
    nightsbridge
    June 23, 2017, 7:22 am | # | Reply

    ‘Also, your non-binary representation is garbage!’

    I know it’s a distraction. But I feel you.

    • TxGator
      TxGator
      June 23, 2017, 9:31 am | # | Reply

      This comment flew over my head. Is she saying, “you guards suck”? That’s my best guess anyways.

      • Dana Son-of-Bear
        Dana Son-of-Bear
        June 23, 2017, 9:40 am | # | Reply

        Non-binary is a catch-all for genders who are neither explicitly male or explicitly female.

        • Jack Vermicelli
          Jack Vermicelli
          June 23, 2017, 3:42 pm | # | Reply

          I don’t know about that. Like 99% of people are more-or-less masculine or feminine in gender (male and female being sexes), but people are rarely *explicit* in their gender.

          • Deoxy
            Deoxy
            June 23, 2017, 5:31 pm | # | Reply

            More like 99.9%, and probably higher than that, but hey, we already significantly altered foundational structures of our society for < 5%, why not do the same for less than 0.1%.

            • Nightsbridge
              Nightsbridge
              June 24, 2017, 9:51 am | # | Reply

              It costs zero dollars to not shit on strangers and groups about whom you know nothing.

              • SotiCoto
                SotiCoto
                November 7, 2017, 10:12 am | # | Reply

                On the contrary, if one subscribes to the belief that all one’s time can be measured in terms of earning potential… then the fair bit of time and effort it takes to reprogram one’s habits to cater to the sensitive feelings of an absolutely minuscule proportion of people would actually cost a fair bit.

                And as long as feelings are being considered here… more people are being villainised for going about their business unaware of these sorts of changes than are being hurt by them doing so.

                It is about damned time people re-learned how to distinguish between those who go out of their way to condemn and those who simply haven’t been involved at all.

                • Zero
                  Zero
                  December 8, 2017, 11:29 am | # | Reply

                  Hey. If other people’s basic human rights are “harming” you, then you’re going out of your way to harm (not “condemn”) them.
                  And what you call “harm” would probably be called “justice” by honest people (and even then, barely so; something bad actually has to happen to you for that).

                  • SotiCoto
                    SotiCoto
                    August 6, 2019, 7:02 am | # | Reply

                    So harm caused to innocent bystanders qualifies both as “justice” and non-existent now? Do you enjoy living in a world where everyone who isn’t part of your little social group is automatically your enemy and an acceptable target?

                    What do they call that again?

                    Oh yeah… bigotry. And a victimisation complex besides.

                    And it isn’t “people’s basic human rights” causing harm. It is people engaging in broadly hostile behaviour without any concern for splash-damage that are causing harm.

            • Tsapki
              Tsapki
              June 25, 2017, 4:29 pm | # | Reply

              Well, 1.7% of babies are born as intersex, so the math right there doesn’t really seem to support the statement.

              Given, I am sure some amount of the intersex individuals will chose to identify as clearly male or female despite having the genitals of the other gender, but if you accept that, then you must also accept that some non-intersex people will identify as a gender that doesn’t match their genital configuration.

              • NutMoose
                NutMoose
                July 4, 2017, 3:07 pm | # | Reply

                Wooo! Did I arrive late for the gender conversation?
                I think if we agree on anything it’s that we need representation for everyone, because it’s EASY to give everyone representation. It’s doing it right that’s harder. You don’t have to pay money to make a character in your rpg nonbinary. In fact, often people like me are deterred because there’s no incredibly simple third gender option in RPGs. Just get some nonbinary characters and they’ll be like evrey other characters because they’re still human, they just belong to a minority.

                That’s how representation works. It’s not incredibly hard

                • SotiCoto
                  SotiCoto
                  November 7, 2017, 10:15 am | # | Reply

                  What the hell is the deal with “representation” anyway? Are these just people who regard themselves as nothing more than a small selection of categorical labels?

                  Is it so weird that I don’t give a shit about representation because the only person who can represent me IS me? I’m sure as fuck not going to complain that I’m not personally included in fiction.

                  • Zero
                    Zero
                    December 8, 2017, 11:31 am | # | Reply

                    Well, it’s probably because you have a ton of representation already and already admitted that you hate people who are different from you to the point you claim our existence “harms” you.

                    “I make a point of not knowing things, and *I* can claim not to understand this, so obviously it’s bullshit!” is not an argument for serious people.

                    • SotiCoto
                      SotiCoto
                      August 6, 2019, 7:19 am | #

                      You are literally replying to where I made quite clear that the only one who represents me IS me… and I sure as fuck don’t weigh a ton.

                      And no, I don’t hate people who are different to me. I hate people full stop. You know what misanthropy is, right? And it is mostly the lies and hypocrisy that bug me the most…
                      I particularly resent deluded idiots who can’t read a thing I say without playing some mad-libs insane misinterpretation game with it to force conformity with their established team prejudices.

                      So no, I don’t have a ton of representation. And neither do I have to justify my personal weirdness to some collectivist who can’t handle being different in any way without trying to spread it to fixation.

  6. Fo Ren G
    Fo Ren G
    June 23, 2017, 8:22 am | # | Reply

    Yes. Fuck Blizzar-I mean- Hurricane. yes.

    • Steve
      Steve
      June 23, 2017, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

      Yes indeed. Brotherhood of the Arched Eyebrow.

      • Arvo Katsuya
        Arvo Katsuya
        June 23, 2017, 6:30 pm | # | Reply

        Hmm.

  7. Commiekeebler
    Commiekeebler
    June 23, 2017, 8:44 am | # | Reply

    The video ad is obnoxious. Every few seconds it scrolls the browser window (Chrome, Win 7) onto itself. Makes it hard to read your comic.

    • NotASnowman
      NotASnowman
      June 23, 2017, 9:10 am | # | Reply

      Can’t see any video ads myself, are you sure you don’t have some form of adware installed? Some of these programs don’t trigger antivirus programs, and might even be missed by a full scan. I think there are a couple specialized tools for getting rid of this kind of malware.

      • IMFarias
        IMFarias
        June 23, 2017, 10:16 am | # | Reply

        No, I’m getting it too on my work computer.

    • Phil
      Flo
      June 23, 2017, 10:37 am | # | Reply

      If you can tell us what products they were for or even their sources we can eliminate them faster, thank you.

      • Panthaaron
        Panthaaron
        June 23, 2017, 3:35 pm | # | Reply

        I’ve seen it too. Luckily it isn’t currently happening, or I wouldn’t even be able to see this comment section. But for me, it was a video for a pizza company. During my furious attempts to scroll away all I could see was someone making a pizza, so I don’t know which one.

      • Kaela Opalheart
        Kaela Opalheart
        June 24, 2017, 8:42 am | # | Reply

        I have been seeing those happen lately, on different sites. omg it’s literally happening as I type this. This time it’s Chase Bank but it’s not always that specific thing when I’ve seen them. Yeah, it just, constantly forces your scrolling to the level it’s on for around half the commercial, then it lets you go for a moment, but then the GAHDAMN THING LOOPS and you’re stuck being yanked around again. Hitting refresh only helps sometimes because it also sometimes gives another of the same stupid force-vid. Uuuuuuugh.

    • bs
      bs
      June 27, 2017, 5:37 pm | # | Reply

      Stupid gravatar; I want a GA one. Fucking internets, how do they work?

  8. Chris
    Chris
    June 23, 2017, 10:33 am | # | Reply

    Attention, the place is being egged. I see visual egging. Someone call the cops!
    *security monitor*

  9. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    June 23, 2017, 5:21 pm | # | Reply

    Or was it “step 1: scramble eggs, step 2: hurl”?

  10. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    June 23, 2017, 5:25 pm | # | Reply

    …Also, Happy Midsummer, everyone!

    *crickets chirp*

    Yeah, they do that, it’s the summer, duh.

    • Baldur
      Baldur
      June 23, 2017, 6:34 pm | # | Reply

      Happy Midsummer, mate! Greetings from Sweden. I’ll have a glass of wine in your honor, just for the heck of it.

      • Psolo Ghoti
        Psolo Ghoti
        June 24, 2017, 3:19 pm | # | Reply

        Thanks! Hope I didn’t cause any extra hangover. :D

    • Mordecai
      Mordecai
      June 23, 2017, 8:33 pm | # | Reply

      Unless they’re south of the equator.

      • Psolo Ghoti
        Psolo Ghoti
        June 24, 2017, 3:27 pm | # | Reply

        Good point! Happy Midwinter to everyone on the southern hemisphere! (Although I would assume a real winter season is rare on any major landmass north of Antarctica.)

  11. minando
    minando
    June 24, 2017, 5:44 am | # | Reply

    This has actually happened.
    At EA.
    But they swept it under the rug.
    That’s why nobody knows about it.
    :-)

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      June 24, 2017, 2:39 pm | # | Reply

      How do you know?

      • The Gorram Batguy
        The Gorram Batguy
        June 24, 2017, 5:26 pm | # | Reply

        He has eggcellent sources of information, and that’s no yolk.

  12. Rune
    Rune
    June 24, 2017, 10:32 am | # | Reply

    This attack was completely uneggspected.

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