Of course it didn’t! The land-sharks get to walk off into the sunset! Since when does someone walk into the sunset and its not a happy ending? Beside vampires of course…. cause they burn up and shi…. wait a flipping minute! Wouldn’t the landsharks like, go blind or something? Unholy feces, how many times have we been fooled by filmmakers that someone walking into the sunset and going blind from staring at it is happy ending?! We have been made FOOLS OF!
100 years in the future, Penk’s words will be twisted to “we shall never make the land sharks pray again.” Thus forcing religion on LS’s will be outlawed, but hunting will be renewed.
Sorry for the WoW comparison, but this brings back memories of when I played WoW. I chose to play Horde and this reminds me so much of the good, noble, inspiring times I experienced then.
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Dammit, why can’t we have more leaders like these IRL?
That’s still not particularly worthy of respect, TxGator is right. Penk’s attitude is bit 21st-Century-Sepia-World: “I see you and I hear you, and I value and respect you for the ravenous monster that you are”.
It’s a Facebook thing. Their messenger service lets you know when someone’s seen a message, which makes it painfully obvious when a person is seeing your messages, but choosing to not respond.
i had a head cannon on friday that penk was going to offer his hand as a token of trust. like, his literal hand. like, he calls over a troll and borrows that trolls axe to hack off his hand halfway up the forearm after he takes off the bracer.
so now hes got this like, deadpool minihand growing back and HAMMERHEAD is munching on penks drummie halfheatedly reconsidering penks offer
It would be terrifying to see if the landsharks come up against the cultists, and wind up becoming eating-machine berserkers. Especially Hammerhead. Er, HAMMERHEAD.
No so much terrifying as…being exactly the same behavior pattern with no discernible difference.
Well, I suppose there’d be one difference, berserker landsharks would perhaps not bother to stop and eat their kills as much.
Well that didn’t end so badly.
Of course it didn’t! The land-sharks get to walk off into the sunset! Since when does someone walk into the sunset and its not a happy ending? Beside vampires of course…. cause they burn up and shi…. wait a flipping minute! Wouldn’t the landsharks like, go blind or something? Unholy feces, how many times have we been fooled by filmmakers that someone walking into the sunset and going blind from staring at it is happy ending?! We have been made FOOLS OF!
Well for the hammerheads, at least, their eyes are off to the side, so facing the sun makes more sense than walking directly perpendicular to it.
It’s a sunrise, tho.
Sometimes you really can agree to disagree.
HAMM looks so sad in the second frame. Then Penk has to piss him off.
Phil, will we ever learn of their fate and legacy, leading up to appearing in Sepia World in the form of SNL skits?
There aren’t enough candygrams on Earth for such a force as they.
“I-it’s not like I *like* you, idiot!” – HAMMERHEAD
Why am I suddenly thinking of those Tsundere shark memes?
Baka.
A-hem. ^_^
100 years in the future, Penk’s words will be twisted to “we shall never make the land sharks pray again.” Thus forcing religion on LS’s will be outlawed, but hunting will be renewed.
But then came a misunderstanding involving the Great White who was born with a serious birth defect on his head.
Anyone else getting a feeling that the Land Sharks are going to end up being the GA’s eagles that come?
Pretty much yeah.
It’s not the Eagles you should worry about. It’s their fans.
Sorry for the WoW comparison, but this brings back memories of when I played WoW. I chose to play Horde and this reminds me so much of the good, noble, inspiring times I experienced then.
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Dammit, why can’t we have more leaders like these IRL?
Because then it would no longer be a fantasy.
Because people don’t want good, noble leaders who do what’s best for everyone in the long run, even if it’s painful in the short run.
No, they want leaders who will promise to give them free stuff.
When the uneducated are allowed to vote, autocracy and kingdoms come to being. It is how it always is. Eventually we will have no choice…
well, barring getting the uneducated sufficiently educated.
And when only the educated are allowed to vote, autocracy and kingdoms come into being.
Nice final word, my chieftain. :-)
hey did he eat the guy
Aw! HAMMERFACETIME is having a sad!
I want that on an avatar! AND A TSHIRT!
“Respect that?” Jeesh Penk. Don’t you think you’re being a bit too tolerant and understanding?
“Why yes Hammerhead, I totally dig the fact that you can’t promise not to eat us. Which flavor BBQ sauce should I dip myself into? Smokey? Hickory?”
I interpreted that as ‘I can’t make a promise for all the landsharks.’ He’s very derisive about their ability to sort prey from not prey.
That’s still not particularly worthy of respect, TxGator is right. Penk’s attitude is bit 21st-Century-Sepia-World: “I see you and I hear you, and I value and respect you for the ravenous monster that you are”.
Far be it from me to defend indiscriminate slaughter, but Penk is saying he understands the nature of land sharks.
You can’t be friends with people whose nature you cannot understand or do not accept.
If you want to have a logical alternative to exterminating them, you’d better try to find out how to understand how they work.
That’s right Penk. Be all noble and shit after HAMMERHEAD’s parting gift/insult. Make him feel like a heel.
Penk really ought to have added a caveat – “I can respect that. BUT, if you try and eat us, we will turn you into cat food. So, watch it.”
Then again, I imagine not a lot of lawyers in Landshark Society.
I think I’m missing the joke of the alt-text…. :/
I think they’re not walking into the sunset – it’s the sunrise at 6:17 AM?
It’s a Facebook thing. Their messenger service lets you know when someone’s seen a message, which makes it painfully obvious when a person is seeing your messages, but choosing to not respond.
That IS funny.
Kid’s growing into his job.
i had a head cannon on friday that penk was going to offer his hand as a token of trust. like, his literal hand. like, he calls over a troll and borrows that trolls axe to hack off his hand halfway up the forearm after he takes off the bracer.
so now hes got this like, deadpool minihand growing back and HAMMERHEAD is munching on penks drummie halfheatedly reconsidering penks offer
And he’d keep the bone and use it as a toothpick or club or something. But he’d never admit it because that would be being sentimental.
It would be terrifying to see if the landsharks come up against the cultists, and wind up becoming eating-machine berserkers. Especially Hammerhead. Er, HAMMERHEAD.
No so much terrifying as…being exactly the same behavior pattern with no discernible difference.
Well, I suppose there’d be one difference, berserker landsharks would perhaps not bother to stop and eat their kills as much.
Braggadon’t forget about Rabbit…
I want a HAMMERHEAD plushie.