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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Well, not EVERYONE'S favorite, I guess.

Chapter 48 – Page 36

on September 22, 2017
Chapter: Chapter 48
└ Tags: Bandit, Franzington, Micholuszek, Taro Iwatani
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  1. Rules Lawyer
    Rules Lawyer
    September 22, 2017, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Plot armor-piercing rounds. I approve.

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      September 22, 2017, 12:20 am | # | Reply

      It’s only a flesh wound. And now he’s used his one shot AND stepped out of the heavily fortified death machine.

      • brasca1
        brasca1
        September 22, 2017, 1:36 am | # | Reply

        Yes I’m remembering that episode of the Simpsons where a young Mr. Burns uses a musket pistol to intimidate someone and has to take a minute to reload before shooting at the man’s feet again. Hope Rendar and Sundar didn’t run too far away from the bomb blast so they can save Bandit, but I think Taro is ultimately going to be the instrument of his own demise.

        • Mortissimus
          Mortissimus
          September 22, 2017, 11:27 am | # | Reply

          Maybe one of the profs can work up the courage to hit back while Taro is reloading.

        • Arkantos
          Arkantos
          September 24, 2017, 6:59 pm | # | Reply

          Honestly Bandit might just wing a knife at the little shit.

  2. Alice Macher
    Alice Macher
    September 22, 2017, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–

    *gasp for breath*

    –OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • Lexible
      Lexible
      September 22, 2017, 1:41 am | # | Reply

      —OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—

      • Gtgtgt
        Gtgtgt
        September 22, 2017, 5:04 am | # | Reply

        —OOOOOooOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOoooOO—

        • Franz
          Franz
          September 22, 2017, 7:15 am | # | Reply

          -ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, noooooo-

          • Taxil
            Taxil
            September 22, 2017, 7:45 am | # | Reply

            GASSSP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—

            • eleventeen
              eleventeen
              September 22, 2017, 10:08 am | # | Reply

              N ⊙﹏⊙ ⊙﹏⊙ ⊙﹏⊙ ⊙﹏⊙ ⊙﹏⊙ ⊙﹏⊙ ⊙﹏⊙ ⊙﹏⊙

              • MidnightDStroyer
                MidnightDStroyer
                September 22, 2017, 11:13 am | # | Reply

                This cannot be!

                • MidnightDStroyer
                  MidnightDStroyer
                  September 22, 2017, 11:38 am | # | Reply

                  *Rolls a Saving Throw to disbelieve*

                  • Master Diver
                    Master Diver
                    September 22, 2017, 3:04 pm | # | Reply

                    Don’t shoot her. You’ll only make her mad…

                    • ....
                      ....
                      September 22, 2017, 10:38 pm | #

                      Listen to Walter, he lives with his wife, he should know!

                    • Skatie
                      Skatie
                      September 23, 2017, 12:18 pm | #

                      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO000oooooooooooo*gasp*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • minando
      minando
      September 25, 2017, 3:09 am | # | Reply

      The old man cleared his throat. The campfire flickered.
      “But of course that was not what REALLY happened…”

    • jast
      jast
      September 25, 2017, 4:53 am | # | Reply

      Why bother? She already died once, trisected with axe blades, so she will respawn.

  3. Insufferable Nerd
    Insufferable Nerd
    September 22, 2017, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    Pistol Shot barely does any damage, she’ll be fine.

    • Nathanyel
      Nathanyel
      September 22, 2017, 2:24 am | # | Reply

      Also, Cheat Death is available for all specs, even Outlaw. Hope she picked it.

      • Phil
        Flo
        September 22, 2017, 7:49 am | # | Reply

        I used my level 100 boost for an outlaw rogue and I gotta say

        I’m having a ball

        • Charlie Spencer
          Charlie Spencer
          September 23, 2017, 7:25 am | # | Reply

          Well, of course YOU are, but what about the rest of us???

          Damn Friday cliff-hangers. The guy must think he’s writing a Raiders sequel or something…

          :-)

    • Meadowbrook
      Meadowbrook
      September 22, 2017, 4:48 am | # | Reply

      Just an NPC at the moment anyway, player is AFK. Problem is gravedust doesn’t have another brez.

    • Dr.beaver
      Dr.beaver
      September 24, 2017, 8:28 pm | # | Reply

      well, it looks like the bullet hit the spleen or one of her kidneys and since the bullet has gone through, they wont have to fish-it out… but she will loose a lot of blood and get a few bruised organs from the hydro-static shock!

      it is going to be a really rough one, but it is not impossible survive.
      the spleen is a worst case btw.

  4. random whatever
    random whatever
    September 22, 2017, 12:45 am | # | Reply

    Is it time to see how Shanna is doin?

  5. biggmac
    biggmac
    September 22, 2017, 12:54 am | # | Reply

    Bandit already got murdered once (by Byron) and now this? If she doesn’t get some FrN’j healing, I’m gonna be ticked!

    • Nathanyel
      Nathanyel
      September 22, 2017, 2:28 am | # | Reply

      “Ugh, Bandit, you died again? It’s getting old, you know…”

    • Meadowbrook
      Meadowbrook
      September 22, 2017, 4:50 am | # | Reply

      It’s an NPC, Bandit isn’t a person.

      • MatthewTheLucky
        MatthewTheLucky
        September 22, 2017, 7:41 am | # | Reply

        Did you skip the winter elf arc?

      • Schneidend
        Schneidend
        September 22, 2017, 7:43 am | # | Reply

        Not only is Bandit not an NPC, as she’s the in-game avatar of a player, but Arkerra is also it’s own real universe that exists and continues moving, player avatars included, even when everybody is logged out.

        Bandit, and everybody else, are definitely people.

    • Dana Son-of-Bear
      Dana Son-of-Bear
      September 22, 2017, 9:41 am | # | Reply

      Bandit is played by Chrissie, so she’s a regular PC rather than a bubble-PC. She can just run back to the instance to rez or use the Spirit Healer. The Five are just hardwired into the game, so as far as they know, the OOC means of coming back to life, such as running back to your corpse, don’t exist. The Sepia folks emphasize their adherence to IC only in the 2014 Axemas Special.

    • Nightsbridge
      Nightsbridge
      September 22, 2017, 6:43 pm | # | Reply

      Wasn’t Gravedust talking about how he was going to turn death into a revolving door?

  6. Miguel
    Miguel
    September 22, 2017, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    Knowing the guy, that´s a poisoned bullet…

    • Ved
      Ved
      September 22, 2017, 5:49 pm | # | Reply

      No, that’s a fucking pain in the ass.
      It’s bad enough that you have to repack your cartridges everyday to make sure they don’t go bad from taking on moisture etcetera — forget poisoning every one of the stupid things.

  7. Pl0x
    Pl0x
    September 22, 2017, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    I’m sad, but I notice that it’s not as much as when Rachel died.

    • Pl0x
      Pl0x
      September 22, 2017, 1:13 am | # | Reply

      Eugh. What an avatar.

  8. Jonathan Lang
    Jonathan Lang
    September 22, 2017, 1:21 am | # | Reply

    Oh, shoot.

  9. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    September 22, 2017, 1:30 am | # | Reply

    Wow, good job stealing that bullet Bandit. That’s what you’re doing, right?

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      September 22, 2017, 11:16 am | # | Reply

      I think it would be more typical for a rogue to steal something using their hands. However, they can do well in the profession by following their gut instincts…In SOME cases, anyway.

  10. Fenlander
    Fenlander
    September 22, 2017, 1:36 am | # | Reply

    Argh, not another main character Game of Guilded Age!

  11. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    September 22, 2017, 1:39 am | # | Reply

    Next time you want to stab someone; don’t talk, stab them!

    • Lexible
      Lexible
      September 22, 2017, 1:44 am | # | Reply

      Is that an intentional Tuco Benedicto Ramirez reference from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly?

      • rbuckalew
        rbuckalew
        September 23, 2017, 12:19 am | # | Reply

        I think that would be “When it’s time to stab, stab, don’t talk!”

    • Nathanyel
      Nathanyel
      September 22, 2017, 2:31 am | # | Reply

      Stupid new D&D rules that Talking isn’t a free action anymore.

      • Wyvern
        Wyvern
        September 22, 2017, 3:06 am | # | Reply

        Appropriate avatar is appropriate.

  12. MechaBill
    MechaBill
    September 22, 2017, 2:39 am | # | Reply

    This might be interesting….it was unclear to me how she came back the last time she died…maybe this time we will find out.

    • random_npc
      random_npc
      September 22, 2017, 3:07 am | # | Reply

      she might not die, bullets are not instant death, unless they hit somewhere super vital usually your down but have okish odds of not dying if you get medical aid.

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      September 22, 2017, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

      Chrissie hit the Respawn button after the five minute timer.

    • sanzuka
      sanzuka
      September 24, 2017, 8:31 pm | # | Reply

      well, she said troll blood from byron’s axe heal her . . .

  13. LookieLouE1707
    LookieLouE1707
    September 22, 2017, 3:13 am | # | Reply

    Damn, I predicted all this, I just didn’t post it. I guess you could say I missed my shot.

  14. WriterX
    WriterX
    September 22, 2017, 3:29 am | # | Reply

    To be honest… I am surprised Taro actually hit her. Seeing how skilled he is (in most things) I his aim to be completely off, especially since he is firing from the hip!

  15. Zalocin
    Zalocin
    September 22, 2017, 3:41 am | # | Reply

    Bandit. I’m still mad at you for killing Byron and then being a jerk about it to his wife… But please be okay!

  16. boar
    boar
    September 22, 2017, 4:05 am | # | Reply

    That was rather careless for a thief.

    • chasey
      chasey
      September 22, 2017, 7:23 am | # | Reply

      Gotta agree. Wondering why she didn’t expect the crazed monkey to have a gun.

      • Tsapki
        Tsapki
        September 22, 2017, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

        I was going to say something along the lines of functional societies don’t let crazed monkeys have guns, but then it occurred to me this is Iwatania we are talking about, a nation basicly founded on a coup of an admittedly corrupt but functional leadership, which is now run by a megalomaniacal child of privilege who believes that weapons exist to be used as much as possible and anyone who doesn’t agree with them is an enemy who needs to be destroyed even if they need to annihilate dozens of their own followers to do so.

  17. Odo
    Odo
    September 22, 2017, 4:25 am | # | Reply

    “It’s only a flesh wound.”

  18. Bwash
    Bwash
    September 22, 2017, 6:21 am | # | Reply

    when you get greedy for kills and run around the corner in rainbow six siege

  19. Narratorway
    Narratorway
    September 22, 2017, 6:40 am | # | Reply

    SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
    AND YOU’RE TO BLAME

    • Lord Hideous
      Lord Hideous
      September 22, 2017, 8:48 am | # | Reply

      Looks more like she was shot in the gut…

      SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
      AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
      YOU GIVE PERITONITIS
      A BAD NAME!

      Nah, doesn’t roll off the tongue that way.

      • Lord Hideous
        Lord Hideous
        September 22, 2017, 8:49 am | # | Reply

        *SHOT THROUGH THE BOWELS

        I mean. one of those days…

  20. Frigg_Fanboi
    Frigg_Fanboi
    September 22, 2017, 7:03 am | # | Reply

    Lower right side, above the kidney hopefully, clean through and through, painful but not fatal right away I hope… Bandit on the ground in pain, Sundar and Rendar sneaking up while Taro monologues over a bleeding Bandit and reloading his pistol.

    • eldestdawn
      eldestdawn
      September 22, 2017, 7:22 am | # | Reply

      That’s IF he knows how to reload it. For all we know he took it from his dad’s collection without knowing how the thing works other than point and pull the trigger.

      • Deoxy
        Deoxy
        September 22, 2017, 9:20 am | # | Reply

        A guy who likes killing people THAT much? Oh, I’m sure he knows how to reload.

        Honestly, it’s more that I expect Bandit to be able to take care of him before she goes down. A pistol is a LOT less dangerous than a melee weapon at that range. Barring a hit to the hip joint, knee joint, or central nervous system, even if you later die of the wound, you generally have enough time to make a real mess of the guy with the pistol. (Of course, that’s out here in the real world – no telling how it will work here. Also, sometimes people go into shock and don’t do anything, so that’s also a possibility.)

        • Tsapki
          Tsapki
          September 22, 2017, 10:46 pm | # | Reply

          If there is one things Taro is good at, it’s murdering people effectively.

          • Tsapki
            Tsapki
            September 22, 2017, 10:46 pm | # | Reply

            -fumes at grammar error that was noticed a mere second too late-

  21. zero
    zero
    September 22, 2017, 9:53 am | # | Reply

    Pull through, Bandit. Get him. You’re still my favorite.

  22. Amaster
    Amaster
    September 22, 2017, 1:08 pm | # | Reply

    I immediately let out a loud “NO!” when I read this. Kinda makes me glad I live alone to avoid questions.

  23. Mujaki
    Mujaki
    September 22, 2017, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

    That type of pistol takes too long to reload mid-fight.
    That’s why smart pirates carried a brace of pistols! Multiple shots prepared in advance, like a RAID storage for violence.

    • tlhonmey
      tlhonmey
      September 22, 2017, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

      If it has automatic priming (which from the shape of the hammer and lock, it very well might) and they’ve invented nitrated paper cartridges, it’ll take about 5 seconds if he’s well-practiced. About 15 if he’s a klutz.

  24. Pit Friend
    Pit Friend
    September 22, 2017, 1:57 pm | # | Reply

    And here I was thinking I couldn’t really hate Taro any more. Thanks for proving me wrong!

    NOW can we see his horrible, painful, and extremely protracted demise?

    • Eric
      Eric
      September 22, 2017, 2:55 pm | # | Reply

      Thing I’m worried about. He is a ‘child’ and its all sorts of bad to do horrible things to children, even when those children are goddamned psychopaths.

      So… will the writers be willing to cross that line?

      • Tsapki
        Tsapki
        September 22, 2017, 10:53 pm | # | Reply

        I think Swordfish already went into the whole “what price is worth killing a child for” bit.

        But for the sake of argument, Taro is a mass murderer. He happily killed his own family and used their deaths as propaganda to fuel a war which is killing thousands and he happily got into the cockpit of a doom engine to personally kill as many people as possibly, more than happy to bomb civilians.

        Taro is a child by a biological standard. By an ethical one, he’s a ever increasing death toll the longer people consider.

        But hey, if the Fire Lord treatment is feasible and something that people here can do, by all means, let him rot in a cell for the rest of his hopefully long life in that situation. Make sure he has a good view of how much better off the world is without him.

        • rbuckalew
          rbuckalew
          September 23, 2017, 12:34 am | # | Reply

          Plot point:
          Taro kills off Bandit. (Let’s just assume, before it all plays out)

          Effect:
          Everyone now hates Taro forever. (Source: comments)

          Discussion:
          As Tsapki above noted, Taro is a monster who killed off his family, triggered total war, and did as much damage as possible, for his own purposes.
          However, as explained by Schneidend in reply to biggmac farther up, Bandit (and everyone else in Arkerra) is a real person.

          The clincher: Are the authors, who deliberately set up Taro (a real monster) to kill Bandit (a real person) for the sole purpose of slanting their readers’ emotions, really any better than Taro himself for it?
          Isn’t that exactly what he did (killing people for personal gain), if only on a smaller scale, after all?

          • Benedikt
            Benedikt
            September 23, 2017, 2:12 pm | # | Reply

            Re: Your questions
            Yes, the authors are better. They are telling a story, not killing real (relative to you) people.
            No, that is not exactly what Taro did. See above.

  25. Eric
    Eric
    September 22, 2017, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

    Bandit, that was a dumb thing to do. Worry about the ‘small fry’ later, don’t take your eye off the door to the guy who gets off on killing tons of people at once.

    Probably not a fatal wound, but it will suck.

  26. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    September 22, 2017, 5:47 pm | # | Reply

    I’m not worried about Bandit. This won’t be the end of her, I’m sure. But there are several ways this could progress, and I’m curious to see which it’ll be.

  27. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    September 22, 2017, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

    Also: Ban’Di-Ichk, the gibberous eldritch terror of DOOMED Arkherram.

  28. Jack Vermicelli
    Jack Vermicelli
    September 22, 2017, 8:22 pm | # | Reply

    Apparently her knives are rather massive (and their orientation is due to inertia), or there’s some sort of swivel point on the belt?

  29. Tsapki
    Tsapki
    September 22, 2017, 10:56 pm | # | Reply

    I know it might be artistic choice, but I got to wonder how much of a wallop that pistol has if it sent Bandit flying back like that.

    We have a few gun experts in the comment sections, yes? Any help on that?

  30. Zachary Goldman
    Zachary Goldman
    September 22, 2017, 11:04 pm | # | Reply

    At this point, the war is absolutely over.

  31. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    September 22, 2017, 11:05 pm | # | Reply

    Writers: I hope you’re not doing this because I got pissy about Bandit possibly dying waaaay back in the day.

    I like Bandit, true, but I’ve had time to accept potential fates.

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      September 22, 2017, 11:07 pm | # | Reply

      Me: I hope you’re not conceited enough to think that anything here has anything to do with you.

  32. Cubanpep
    Cubanpep
    September 23, 2017, 9:58 am | # | Reply

    Beheading is too quick. The little jackass needs to suffer.

  33. Sporf
    Sporf
    September 23, 2017, 4:20 pm | # | Reply

    If they are squeamish about executing a child, they could always jail him until he turns 18 and then execute. :P

  34. aslandus
    aslandus
    September 24, 2017, 9:05 pm | # | Reply

    “Wait, how many bullets does that gun hold?”
    “One…”
    “And how long does it take to relaod?”
    “Well, it’s a muzzle-loader so…”
    “See ya!” *runs away*

    • minando
      minando
      September 25, 2017, 3:04 am | # | Reply

      This is a gnomish supertank that can fire magic explosive projectiles(?) over vast distances…and THIS is a muzzle-loader?
      The Gastonian army seems to have a problem with conflicting priorities.

  35. minando
    minando
    September 25, 2017, 2:58 am | # | Reply

    Hey! That HURT! Someone ban that noob!

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