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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Good advice.

Chapter 48 – Page 37

on September 25, 2017
Chapter: Chapter 48
└ Tags: Bandit, Sundar, Taro Iwatani
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  1. Alice Macher
    Alice Macher
    September 25, 2017, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Best timing ever, Sundar. Now, Bandit, sod the ESRB attitude towards killing kid NPCs and finish the little shit off.

    • Alice Macher
      Alice Macher
      September 25, 2017, 12:08 am | # | Reply

      And if he’s not an NPC, kill him anyway. We know at least he isn’t one of the tube people.

      • Nathanyel
        Nathanyel
        September 25, 2017, 3:22 am | # | Reply

        Could still be another Best alt…

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          September 26, 2017, 11:27 am | # | Reply

          Actually Taro would be the Worst alt someone could pick…

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      September 25, 2017, 1:48 pm | # | Reply

      While I think that the gnome engineer would have had “the right moment” to run a flying bodytackle on Taro (panel #2, while he’s reloading), this is a good time for Bandit to yank him over the edge so he falls under the wheels…
      As Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid movie) once said, “Squish, just like grape.”

  2. Arkaydis
    Arkaydis
    September 25, 2017, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    *Ghost of Papa Iwatani* That’s what happens when you monologue, you prat.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      September 25, 2017, 1:20 am | # | Reply

      The jinx was the goodbye.
      “Goodbye, Mr. Bond.”
      “Goodbye once and for all, Spiderman.”
      “Good riddance, all you lying politicians.”
      … it always produces a fail.

    • Messenger
      Messenger
      September 25, 2017, 4:09 am | # | Reply

      “Don’t bluster. Don’t promise. Just do it…” – His Grace Iwatani

      And in today’s update, Taro spends 3 panels blustering, and ends it with a promise (“Goodbye, Cold Corpse Keyes.”).

    • Capnris
      Capnris
      September 25, 2017, 8:43 am | # | Reply

      I mean for goodness sake, it’s #6 on the

      Granted, he needed the time to reload, but the third panel is just wasting time finishing his gloat.

      • sanzuka
        sanzuka
        September 26, 2017, 2:19 am | # | Reply

        but . . . “Talking Is a Free Action” ?

    • Toecutter
      Toecutter
      September 25, 2017, 12:55 pm | # | Reply

      “If you’re going to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk” – Tuco from “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly”

      • Mr Ak
        Mr Ak
        September 26, 2017, 12:30 am | # | Reply

        Literally about to post the same quote. I, uh, guess I shouldn’t have talked about it first.

    • Freezer
      Freezer
      September 26, 2017, 10:34 am | # | Reply

      “If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you’re going to die. So they’ll talk. They’ll gloat.

      They’ll watch you squirm. They’ll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar.

      So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.”
      ― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        September 26, 2017, 11:40 am | # | Reply

        …Which is probably why Bandit *isn’t* hesitating right now…

  3. Lexible
    Lexible
    September 25, 2017, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Good advice indeed! If only people would “Aah!” or “ Aaah!” more often, I feel the world would be a better place.

  4. brasca1
    brasca1
    September 25, 2017, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    Patience is a virtue, but this one of those times that he really should’ve acted hastily.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      September 25, 2017, 1:22 am | # | Reply

      “Good things come to those who wait – but not to those who wait too late.” – Bill Withers.

  5. Jordan
    Jordan
    September 25, 2017, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    Time to find out whether this game has infant immortality or not

  6. Disloyal Subject
    Disloyal Subject
    September 25, 2017, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    Oh, good. When Taro bites it, no one can say his executioner wasn’t picking on someone her own size.

  7. fairportfan
    fairportfan
    September 25, 2017, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    Matt Helm says that when you’re holding a gun on someone and someone else tries to interrupt, shoot the one you’ve already got under the gun before you do anything else.

    If you weren’t planning on killing him, why point the gun t him in the first place?

    • Messenger
      Messenger
      September 25, 2017, 4:00 am | # | Reply

      Particularly true in this case where not many people have firearms and any extra enemies you face will likely only have melee weapons.

    • Constable
      Constable
      September 25, 2017, 8:13 am | # | Reply

      This is what I was thinking as well. Why would you give an opponent you know first-hand to be cunning and hard to kill another opportunity to strike at you? And let’s be honest, I’d be much more worried about Bandit as a threat than Sundar. She’s proven again and again to be exceptionally problematic for Taro in the past.

      • Beroli
        Beroli
        September 25, 2017, 8:34 am | # | Reply

        But she’s only a gnome. Gnomes make good toys for their human masters to use, but one being an individual threat to a human? Surely not.

        (My speculation about Taro’s viewpoint, not mine, should it be unclear.)

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      September 25, 2017, 9:04 am | # | Reply

      “When you have to shoot, SHOOT! Don’t talk.”

      Tuco
      “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly”.

      • David Simon
        David Simon
        September 26, 2017, 9:47 am | # | Reply

        (Wee-ah-wee-ah-weeee! Woo woo woooo.)

  8. JSStryker
    JSStryker
    September 25, 2017, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    Strangle him till he is dead Bandit and feed him that pistol!

  9. Lucatiel
    Lucatiel
    September 25, 2017, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    Some people man. If you’re going to shoot just shoot. Why waste time talking to a dead person?

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      September 26, 2017, 12:06 pm | # | Reply

      Yep. If you’re going to talk to someone that you intend to kill, kill them first, THEN talk. Corpses don’t usually fight back while you’re busy talking.

  10. random whatever
    random whatever
    September 25, 2017, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    a breech loading musket that chambers shells. That’s novel. The flair on the muzzle of the barrel would normally serve as a funnel for loading black powder. In Arkera it would be only a decoration

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      September 25, 2017, 1:24 am | # | Reply

      Haven’t you ever heard of a bicuspid musket?
      … yeah, neither have I.

    • Rules Lawyer
      Rules Lawyer
      September 25, 2017, 1:36 am | # | Reply

      Basically a small break-open shotgun, at that point.

      You do see conical barrel attachments as an early form of flash hider sometimes.

      • random whatever
        random whatever
        September 27, 2017, 2:20 am | # | Reply

        You do not brake open this cartoon single shot, you chamber the round by pulling back on a hinged door. I link you to a modern gun which chambers 357 magnum among others. https://bondarms.com/bond-arms-handguns/snake-slayer/. I know it is a two shot. but notice the hammer is directly behind the shell, as would a non repeating shot gun The hammer swings forward to strike the primer. On this gun the hammer swings down to strike the primer which is necessary on a black powder muzzle loader. I have seen examples of bolt action single shot used for competition single shooting

      • random whatever
        random whatever
        September 28, 2017, 2:15 am | # | Reply

        no help to suppressing the flash. also the flaired muzzle prevents the shooter from sighting down the barrel.

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      September 25, 2017, 9:07 am | # | Reply

      Made by the same arms company that cranks out John Wayne’s revolvers with the hidden magazine in the handle, so they could fire more than six shots.

    • Greg
      Greg
      September 25, 2017, 9:49 am | # | Reply

      How do you figure it chambers shells? There’s conical bullets for muzzle loaders; it’s just more traditional to use a ball.

      By the time of the US Civil War, almost every rifled weapon firearm used conical bullets. They’re more aerodynamic, thus greater range and accuracy.

      • eldestdawn
        eldestdawn
        September 25, 2017, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

        In panel 2 he is loading the gun from the rear.

        • Charon the Fateless
          Charon the Fateless
          September 26, 2017, 10:31 am | # | Reply

          That’s not how that works. That’s a MINIÉ BALL not a cartridge.

      • Frigg_Fanboi
        Frigg_Fanboi
        September 26, 2017, 7:14 am | # | Reply

        Especially once the Minié ball came around. Slightly decreased loading time too. Thing with round ball, you’re literally jamming it down the barrel, it’s in contact with the rifling both on loading and firing. Minié ball instead was smaller then the rifling and with the grease packed into the grooves of the bullet itself it easily slid down the barrel, even after the rifling had been partially fouled through spent powder. Grease actually improved function by reducing powder fouling and lead fouling which got more shots before cleaning for accuracy was necessary. Now, normally a bullet smaller then the rifling was a bad idea. However the Minié ball had a hollow skirt near the base of the round. When ignited, the black powder charge would expand this skirt and make it come into contact with the rifling of the barrel. This had the secondary effect of sealing the rifling better then most round ball ammo of the era would which also increased muzzle velocity of the rounds, not to mention accuracy and even effective distance.

        That’s not to say they didn’t have initial “user error” issues though. When first introduced the armies noticed an increase in fire arm failures (In other words ‘blowing up’ in peoples faces) which was initially attributed to poor metallurgy. On further investigation however, it was deemed user error. You see, some soldiers, seeing this new pointed bullet that they had never used or seen before, were under the impression that the cone was to ease loading and make the bullet easier to slide into the barrel… IE They were loading the bullet in backwards. On firing the smaller diameter bullet would begin to yaw inside the larger barrel, the skirt would deform, but not in the way intended, and would then lodge inside the barrel. Pressure of the ignited black-powder charge would build and.. Boom. Catastrophic failure of the barrel.

      • random whatever
        random whatever
        September 27, 2017, 2:23 am | # | Reply

        I can tell it is a shell because the rim of the shell is clearly visible in panel 2 as Taro reloads.

    • tlhonmey
      tlhonmey
      September 25, 2017, 6:05 pm | # | Reply

      I would guess it uses nitrated paper cartridges and is primed by something similar to paper roll caps that automatically feed into that oversized anvil thing when cocking the hammer. There were a few such weapons made just prior to the advent of the metallic cartridge.

      • random whatever
        random whatever
        September 27, 2017, 2:33 am | # | Reply

        Hmm. Best explanation here of Taro’s unusual firearm. Yosemite Sam had a cannon that he used to shoot at Bugs Bunny which fired by yanking on the rope. In real life, this would be the fuse.

  11. foducool
    foducool
    September 25, 2017, 2:59 am | # | Reply

    should’ve offed her and waited for the right moment to deal with the others ^^’

  12. karmakat
    karmakat
    September 25, 2017, 3:17 am | # | Reply

    Once an idiot, always an idiot…

  13. kilgaen
    kilgaen
    September 25, 2017, 3:43 am | # | Reply

    Great facial expressions on Keynes

  14. Bonnie
    Bonnie
    September 25, 2017, 8:12 am | # | Reply

    “It’s slightly improved now, Sundar.”

  15. BFletch651
    BFletch651
    September 25, 2017, 8:34 am | # | Reply

    Classic rookie bad guy move; monologueing before the death blow.

  16. Lord Hideous
    Lord Hideous
    September 25, 2017, 9:13 am | # | Reply

    Taro, you putz. I’m sure your father read the Evil Overlord list to you.

  17. Walcuray
    Walcuray
    September 25, 2017, 9:30 am | # | Reply

    Part of me wants him to ‘meet his father in the afterlife’. Another part of me wants Bandit to break his arm painfully first.

    • sanzuka
      sanzuka
      September 26, 2017, 2:25 am | # | Reply

      I don’t think it’s the correct stance to broke arm, It’s more likely a stance to do sacrifice judo throw

  18. CapnMintbeard
    CapnMintbeard
    September 25, 2017, 9:38 am | # | Reply

    Taro could’ve turned it into a hostage situation instead of blind firing like a noob.

  19. Ved
    Ved
    September 25, 2017, 12:41 pm | # | Reply

    Hey this is that irony thing, right

  20. LookieLouE1707
    LookieLouE1707
    September 25, 2017, 1:48 pm | # | Reply

    Obviously Taro studied economics at the University of Chicago.

  21. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    September 25, 2017, 3:37 pm | # | Reply

    If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you’re going to die. So they’ll talk. They’ll gloat.

    They’ll watch you squirm. They’ll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar.

    So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.

    — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

    • minando
      minando
      September 26, 2017, 3:23 am | # | Reply

      *sigh* Pratchett was a wise man.
      And he was right, of course.
      World politics proves him right every day.

  22. Eric
    Eric
    September 25, 2017, 5:17 pm | # | Reply

    “If you’re going to shoot; shoot. Don’t talk.”

    Yeah, see you little shit, if you were half as smart as you think you are, you wouldn’t have been caught monologuing, but you had to get in your speech… and now your musket is empty, and a far more skilled fighter than you has her hands on you.
    Say Goodnight, Gracie.

    • Ezarkal
      Ezarkal
      September 25, 2017, 5:56 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, but I can see a major problem coming up: She’s got a knive on her belt, right in the reach of Taro’s free hand, and he’s proven to be a quick thinker. Alternatively, with a wood like that a knee in the belly would pretty much incapacitate her for good. I just hope injured bandit is better than grappled taro.

  23. tlhonmey
    tlhonmey
    September 25, 2017, 6:18 pm | # | Reply

    That’s an awful hold that won’t last once his panic wears off. She should yank him off balance and take a chunk of his bicep with her teeth before he has time to think. That’ll put him out of the fight right handily.

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      September 25, 2017, 11:49 pm | # | Reply

      A bite seems like a good plan here. Try to make him lose hold of the gun and even things up a tad.

  24. Dean
    Dean
    September 25, 2017, 8:18 pm | # | Reply

    Hey, Bandit takes no size penalty for her Grapple check!

  25. StL Orca
    StL Orca
    September 25, 2017, 10:30 pm | # | Reply

    He’s clearly never read the Evil Overlord list. NO MONOLOGUING EVER.

    • minando
      minando
      September 26, 2017, 3:19 am | # | Reply

      What? None at all? That seems to take all the fun out of being an evil overlord…

  26. Tsapki
    Tsapki
    September 25, 2017, 11:45 pm | # | Reply

    Hehe, loving all the excerpts and rules about talking rather than shooting we are getting here.

  27. Charon the Fateless
    Charon the Fateless
    September 26, 2017, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    Oh fuck off, he shouldn’t have it reloaded already.

    • Charon the Fateless
      Charon the Fateless
      September 26, 2017, 10:28 am | # | Reply

      He only put the damn MINIÉ BALL in, that’s all he put- it’s not got any wadding, gunpowder; or anything. PLUS; it wouldn’t be a wheel lock if it was using that mechanism in the first place. I swear….

  28. aslandus
    aslandus
    September 26, 2017, 1:00 pm | # | Reply

    Taro, I know your instincts are telling you to fight back, but just wait and see how it plays out!

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