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New Comics Every M/W/F - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'... Anyone got a piece of Lego?'

Chapter 49 – Page 35

on January 29, 2018
Chapter: Chapter 49
└ Tags: Best, Byron, Frigg, Gravedust, HR, Syr'Nj
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  1. Narratorway
    Narratorway
    January 29, 2018, 1:54 am | # | Reply

    Okay Frigg, now can you turn that thing into a Lego…?

    • Narratorway
      Narratorway
      January 29, 2018, 1:55 am | # | Reply

      GODDAMN! WHY DIDN’T I CHECK THE ALT TEXT FIRST?! WHYYYYYY!?

      • ComicGourmet
        ComicGourmet
        January 31, 2018, 8:29 am | # | Reply

        Purple minds think alike?

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      February 4, 2018, 4:43 pm | # | Reply

      It looks more to me like Frigg has just put on some glowy-shit hammer-“boots made for walking” all over HR…

  2. MatthewTheLucky
    MatthewTheLucky
    January 29, 2018, 2:07 am | # | Reply

    I decide… dancing. NOW DANCE.

    • asmanel
      asmanel
      January 29, 2018, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

      (obey, dancing during some minutes)

      Now, get the sole one of these three objects and wield it with six of your two hands.

      (Obey (or try to obey) this lovecrafto orwellian styled order)

    • drealm2459
      drealm2459
      January 30, 2018, 2:19 pm | # | Reply

      we are talking about Frigg here… she is more likely to use the giant boots to shove up any hole she can find on HR’s purple body esp. if it looks like a butthole…

      • drealm2459
        drealm2459
        January 30, 2018, 2:23 pm | # | Reply

        You know… FRIGG: ” I’m GONNA SHOVE MY BOOT UP YOUR BIG PURPLE >>>> !!!”

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        February 4, 2018, 4:45 pm | # | Reply

        When somebody makes a butthole of themselves, it’s usually *all* of them, not just a part of them…

  3. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    January 29, 2018, 2:12 am | # | Reply

    A giant eye, you have to poke it.
    A giant hand, you have to bite it.
    A giant foot, you throw a Lego piece under it.

  4. Drake
    Drake
    January 29, 2018, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    Defiance… that is kind of Frigg’s thing. She would be the God of Defiance if she hadn’t defied the gods and said no…

    • Odo
      Odo
      January 29, 2018, 3:37 am | # | Reply

      Yes. Defiance and profanity. Defiance and profanity… and a big club.
      Um Amongst Friggs things are Defiance, profanity, and a big club… and loyalty to her friends…

      • Lirazel
        Lirazel
        January 29, 2018, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

        Curse loudly and carry a big club!

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          February 4, 2018, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

          Well, with all of the cursing Frigg does, she’s either at the divine level or the infernal level…

  5. biggmac
    biggmac
    January 29, 2018, 2:27 am | # | Reply

    WHOA.
    SOMEONE QUICK, CALL A TOE TRUCK!

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      January 29, 2018, 6:54 am | # | Reply

      It’s ok, those boots were made for stomping.

      • Quinch
        Quinch
        January 29, 2018, 8:50 pm | # | Reply

        I guess HR is finally putting his foot down.

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          January 30, 2018, 3:11 am | # | Reply

          I hope HR doesn’t let the other shoe deosn’t drop…

        • maggPi
          maggPi
          January 30, 2018, 3:11 am | # | Reply

          But will he leave a lasting impression..?

  6. Talewinds
    Talewinds
    January 29, 2018, 5:13 am | # | Reply

    Toe-ring Inferno

  7. MattStriker
    MattStriker
    January 29, 2018, 6:20 am | # | Reply

    I’d suggest a d4, actually.

    • wolfpax
      wolfpax
      January 29, 2018, 9:51 am | # | Reply

      A gamer’s caltrops.

  8. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    January 29, 2018, 6:53 am | # | Reply

    Can’t help but feel HR would’ve been far more effective simply sticking to the zerker monsters.

  9. Nathanyel
    Nathanyel
    January 29, 2018, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

    Meanwhile, some players managed to log in despite the current server issues, and are really thinking “wtf is going on?”

    • asmanel
      asmanel
      January 29, 2018, 3:54 pm | # | Reply

      Unfortunately, some things and/or event related to the alteration of the worlds bindings drive them to some proofs. Proofs about them (these players, not their characters), that prove their world, the so called real world, is actually virtual and they only are mere NPC of this matrix.

  10. asmanel
    asmanel
    January 29, 2018, 2:03 pm | # | Reply

    Bad news, heroes : humans are to some gods what some bugs are to humans and you are to your ennemy what these bugs are to these gods.

    • stoneyb
      stoneyb
      January 29, 2018, 2:14 pm | # | Reply

      As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.

  11. Korbl Klimecki
    Korbl Klimecki
    January 29, 2018, 5:51 pm | # | Reply

    Is… is Frigg going to make glowy shit power armor and face HR eye to eye?

  12. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    January 29, 2018, 5:59 pm | # | Reply

    The world is saved by a naked organ player suddenly becoming the story’s narrative focus.

    “And now for something completely different.”

    “It’s—!”

    We don’t find out what the disheveled man saw. The credits start to roll.

    “—a giant foot!”

    Oh crap I forgot that’s how it en—*SPLERTCH*

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      January 29, 2018, 6:44 pm | # | Reply

      “It’s….”

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      January 30, 2018, 3:13 am | # | Reply

      A naked organ player?

      …Suddenly, I don’t really want to know what organ he’s playing…

    • Riotllama
      Riotllama
      January 30, 2018, 8:48 am | # | Reply

      Now the Monty Python theme music will be stuck in my head all day.

  13. ImmortalOracle
    ImmortalOracle
    January 29, 2018, 11:35 pm | # | Reply

    Ezekiel 28:9

  14. Minando
    Minando
    January 30, 2018, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    I AM YOUR LORDE AND GOD! THOU SHALT…
    *power outage in the sepia world*
    …OOoops…he he…uh..

  15. Aloriena
    Aloriena
    January 30, 2018, 4:53 am | # | Reply

    So apparently HR hasn’t considered how players tend to look for hacks and glitches. In the sepia world (prior to hooking in the 5) he could control the code but not the players ( baring TOS agreements) now he’s hacked himself some uber powers but so have the 5 and they actually have a deeper connection to and understanding of the world. Quite literally he hooked 5 human minds into the system and in so doing brought a randomness and life into the program that no computer could ever duplicate. It’s rather obvious that the program hasn’t been responding to code for a while they are in many ways a computer virus that is actually alive. Everything in computers has to be programmed including RNG so there is always a bit of predictability but with the human mind the program is truly adaptive and random becomes a chaos that no computer can (at this point in time) can match. By going in himself all he has done is ad add another chaotic element and given the evidence of his actions in sepia a vastly unstable element. He may have hacked himself some awesome power but at this point even the program is fighting him.

    • Nightsbridge
      Nightsbridge
      January 30, 2018, 8:18 am | # | Reply

      I mean, it’s been established for a while that this world is, in a very meaningful way, real, and that the server is either mere host to or connected to it.

  16. tlhonmey
    tlhonmey
    January 31, 2018, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

    Bonus points if it turns out that it’s Sepiaworld that’s actually the artificial reality.

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