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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Hey, HR, I got a command for you: sudo go-fuck {yourself}!

Chapter 49 – Page 45

on February 21, 2018
Chapter: Chapter 49
└ Tags: Best, Byron, Frigg, Gravedust, HR, Syr'Nj
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  1. MatthewTheLucky
    MatthewTheLucky
    February 21, 2018, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    HOW CAN THIS BE? I AM INVINCIBLE!

    • Alice Macher
      Alice Macher
      February 21, 2018, 1:56 am | # | Reply

      “I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line ‘No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!’ (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)”
      — The Evil Overlord List, #24

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      February 21, 2018, 2:26 am | # | Reply

      But the Big Gete Star allowed me to cheat death!

      • Blake
        Blake
        February 21, 2018, 1:03 pm | # | Reply

        The Fig-Spaghetti Star allowed me to eat death, how can this be?!

        • biggmac
          biggmac
          February 21, 2018, 1:41 pm | # | Reply

          The Star on my helmet says I’m America’s Team and all must love me! How can this be?

        • ArvoKatsuya
          ArvoKatsuya
          February 21, 2018, 9:46 pm | # | Reply

          Fig-Spaghetti Star… is that another True Rune? :o

      • Timelost
        Timelost
        February 21, 2018, 10:43 pm | # | Reply

        Wow, the Big Ghetto Star ain’t no one’s fool.

    • ArvoKatsuya
      ArvoKatsuya
      February 21, 2018, 3:38 am | # | Reply

      NANI!?!

      • Shogeton
        Shogeton
        February 21, 2018, 11:40 am | # | Reply

        Masaka!

        • TachyonCode
          TachyonCode
          February 21, 2018, 7:33 pm | # | Reply

          Majide?!

    • Eric
      Eric
      February 21, 2018, 3:20 pm | # | Reply

      This word you keep using, I do not think it means what you think it means.

  2. Smallfoot
    Smallfoot
    February 21, 2018, 2:03 am | # | Reply

    Frigg is channeling her inner Colossus!

    • Rules Lawyer
      Rules Lawyer
      February 21, 2018, 3:07 am | # | Reply

      …I played that game.

      • Smallfoot
        Smallfoot
        February 21, 2018, 2:47 pm | # | Reply

        I searched for ‘Collossus Yell’ in hopes of finding a clip. I had only played the game as a kid, I had no idea it was a meme as well.

  3. Little smile
    Little smile
    February 21, 2018, 2:23 am | # | Reply

    ah i see the alt-text learned from the kirito School of insulting. xD

    • Gtgtgt
      Gtgtgt
      February 21, 2018, 7:54 am | # | Reply

      sudo rm -Rf /home/hr
      sudo passwd -l hr

      • The_Rippy_One
        The_Rippy_One
        February 21, 2018, 11:28 am | # | Reply

        if(EvilOverlord.list(behavior)!=true)
        {
        get fucked();
        }

        bool fucked();
        {
        format u: ;
        }

        • asmanel
          asmanel
          February 21, 2018, 10:06 pm | # | Reply

          alias isevil [
          (return (> $arg1 (minevil))
          ]

          alias hrn (findcn HR)
          alias hre (player $hrn evil)
          alias hre (isevil $hre)

          if ($hre) [
          echo “HR is definitely evil”
          ] [
          echo “HR isn’t so evil”
          ]

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      February 22, 2018, 12:57 am | # | Reply

      More like Bitc-HR!

  4. █████
    █████
    February 21, 2018, 4:04 am | # | Reply

    FILE 1 LOADED

    • Angel
      Angel
      February 21, 2018, 8:52 am | # | Reply

      Ugh No. We are not going for that sort of Shenanigans. No Savescumming allowed here!

  5. Wannes
    Wannes
    February 21, 2018, 6:06 am | # | Reply

    “If we really couldn’t do this, we wouldn’t be doing it, would we? You know what they say: you don’t know until you try!!”

  6. Cubanpep
    Cubanpep
    February 21, 2018, 7:15 am | # | Reply

    DON’T START NOTHIN’ … WON’T BE NOTHIN’!

    Punk ass bitch!

  7. Jim
    Jim
    February 21, 2018, 8:26 am | # | Reply

    Pretty baller page, guys. I approve.

  8. Rambunctious
    Rambunctious
    February 21, 2018, 8:41 am | # | Reply

    GROOVY GRAVY

  9. Chris
    Chris
    February 21, 2018, 8:50 am | # | Reply

    It’s almost as if they aren’t of that world… thus you have no power here.

    • The_Rippy_One
      The_Rippy_One
      February 21, 2018, 11:33 am | # | Reply

      For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great…You have no power over me.

    • maggPi
      maggPi
      February 21, 2018, 11:44 am | # | Reply

      “You have no power over me!”
      [Goblin King transforms into owl and vanishes]

  10. Pit Friend
    Pit Friend
    February 21, 2018, 9:54 am | # | Reply

    Silly HR. You should have programmed yourself to have god mode instead of just becoming a god.

  11. LookieLouE1707
    LookieLouE1707
    February 21, 2018, 10:31 am | # | Reply

    Gravy still has to do something superpowered, so, from the last panel: he’s going to restore the souls of everybody that’s been absorbed?

    • sanzuka
      sanzuka
      February 21, 2018, 10:53 am | # | Reply

      I though he was just transforming the bomb into something with soul-affinity (seeing physical attack almost do nothing against HR)

      • Psolo Ghoti
        Psolo Ghoti
        February 21, 2018, 5:04 pm | # | Reply

        I like both thoughts. I’ve been wondering what all their efforts would amount to if HR really doesn’t depend on any kind of physical form.

    • TheWreck2010
      TheWreck2010
      February 21, 2018, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

      I think he’s gotta shoot the same time Carol does (though using the chin to shoot a pistol is not a high-percentage shot…). Thus killing HR in both realities.

      • Jack Vermicelli
        Jack Vermicelli
        February 21, 2018, 9:31 pm | # | Reply

        …Why would she user her chin?

        • Ganurath
          Ganurath
          February 22, 2018, 1:44 am | # | Reply

          For the million-to-one odds that guarantee her success.

  12. biggmac
    biggmac
    February 21, 2018, 1:43 pm | # | Reply

    Wa-hoo! Gravy’s got his mystic groove goin’ again!

  13. Yzghuldar
    Yzghuldar
    February 21, 2018, 2:47 pm | # | Reply

    Gravedust using ‘The Power’, not be confused with ‘The Force’ which is of course, the inferior of the two. *cough*

    • Psolo Ghoti
      Psolo Ghoti
      February 21, 2018, 5:36 pm | # | Reply

      Well, since Power = Force × Displacement ∕ Time, that really depends on the “how far” and the “for how long”. For example, if— *gets hand displaced by lightsaber*

  14. asmanel
    asmanel
    February 21, 2018, 8:47 pm | # | Reply

    [analysis mode] Let’s see, or the sepia world is the one of “The Right to Read”, or it”s a closely similar world. In such worlds, Unix like systems never existed, are extinct (and forbidden) or are only known by a little number of poeple (who obviously know they are forbidden). Apparently, Frigg uses here an ability from one of her doubles who visibly is an user (probably a geek) of an Unix like system

    P.S. : If you don’t know what “The Right to Read” is, search it via Wikipedia. If you try to search it via Google, Google probably will drive you away from it and I don’t know what about the other search engines (and meta engines)

    • Jack Vermicelli
      Jack Vermicelli
      February 21, 2018, 9:33 pm | # | Reply

      “An Unix”? (Wikipedia says it’s pronounced /ˈjuːnɪks/).

    • Cubist
      Cubist
      February 22, 2018, 5:10 am | # | Reply

      When I just googled “the right to read”, the FSF page for that story was the first item in the list of results. Paranoid much, asmanel?

  15. DeftTitan
    DeftTitan
    February 21, 2018, 9:19 pm | # | Reply

    The art coloring is so pleasing. Fantastic. Y’all don’t zoom in so much you miss the palette spectrum effect of he whole page!

  16. zero
    zero
    February 22, 2018, 6:08 am | # | Reply

    if it has stats, we can kill it. – the adventurer motto

    I mean come on, do you think you’re tougher than Absolute Virtue or the Pandemonium Warden?

  17. Suspicious
    Suspicious
    February 22, 2018, 4:36 pm | # | Reply

    It seems like the team is avoiding an important lesson. One that Vaarsuvius learned in Order of the Stick. If they can just conjure up whatever force they need that suits the situation, why waste it on just pure frontal power?

    Why not bring back Rach from nowhere? Or restore Fr’Nj’s arm? Or bring back Syr’Nj’s father? They may find out that exerting all this power in this way to be a waste of potential.

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