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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

I'm sorry, Byron. It's not going to blink first.

Chapter 7 – Page 14

on October 8, 2010
Chapter: Chapter 07
└ Tags: Brother Tom, Byron, Syr'Nj
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  1. Barbos_the_destroyer
    Barbos_the_destroyer
    October 8, 2010, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    OH SHIT!

  2. 1d4caltrop
    1d4caltrop
    October 8, 2010, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Hey, CBS changed their logo, too! Just like the Gap!

  3. Meirnon
    Meirnon
    October 8, 2010, 12:40 am | # | Reply

    Oooohh! Looks like SOMEONE didn’t get it the last time they were clobbered!

  4. Devon
    Devon
    October 8, 2010, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    Panel 2 and 4 have the best drawn version of byron imo. Also, recurring symbols about crazy cults always = foreshadowing. unless the fortune teller only accepts payment in knick knacks.

  5. Moe Lane
    Moe Lane
    October 8, 2010, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    You know, it’s not so much that this stuff never makes sense until after it happens; it’s that a local magic-capable economy still supports fortune-tellers who can’t give you a straight answer. Where are the researchers seeking to make divination more reliable and less ambiguous? Don’t tell me that they couldn’t get funding, either: the payoff from that particular R&D project would be spectacular.

    • Calen
      Calen
      October 8, 2010, 1:18 am | # | Reply

      Two possibilities; one, it could be actually impossible to discern anything solid about the future, and masking fortunes in rhymes and whatnot either is a side effect of piercing the mysteries of time or a proven way to increase the amount your clients are willing to give as thanks.

      Two, you either join the rest of the fortune tellers in their vagueness, or… unfortunate things might happen. Fortune huts have such shoddy workmanship these days, prone to collapse or catching fire. You know how it is.

      • barsukthom
        barsukthom
        October 8, 2010, 9:18 am | # | Reply

        Got a nice yurt there. Be a shame if something happened to it.
        Yarrow stalks are a lot more flammable than people think. Just sayin’.
        OOPS! I hope that crystal ball wasn’t valuable.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      October 8, 2010, 3:45 am | # | Reply

      these answers are pretty straight.

    • Aboulic
      Aboulic
      October 9, 2010, 7:46 pm | # | Reply

      Where are the researchers? at a guess, somewhere very well hidden.

    • Vali
      Vali
      October 11, 2010, 10:27 pm | # | Reply

      According to the observer effect, it is impossible to measure certain phenomenon without changing it. By making a concrete statement about the future, you force a probability to contract into a point, and you cease to predict the future. You’re now directly affecting it. By telling her what she’s going to invent, he in practice invents it. By telling someone how they’re going to die, you change their death. A vague fortune is, rather than observing the phenomenon, giving it a sorta sideline glance out the corner of the eye.

  6. khavren
    khavren
    October 8, 2010, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    The “Straight answer” guys charge by the hour, and there are always at least three of em all disagreeing. They all know the truth, that the money is in the drama

    • Niall
      Niall
      October 8, 2010, 6:02 am | # | Reply

      “One of us tells the truth, one of us lies and one of us is stoned off his face.”

      • Joe
        Joe
        October 8, 2010, 11:36 am | # | Reply

        “One of us tells the truth, one of us tells lies, and one of us shoots people who ask tricky questions.”

        • Niall
          Niall
          October 11, 2010, 4:11 am | # | Reply

          Gary Larson?

  7. khavren
    khavren
    October 8, 2010, 1:25 am | # | Reply

    10 – 1 odds, he’s talking about half elves and the ensuing genocidal wars

  8. Locke
    Locke
    October 8, 2010, 2:04 am | # | Reply

    Wow. I guess that must have been quite the disarming revelation, Byron.

  9. Merus
    Merus
    October 8, 2010, 2:18 am | # | Reply

    People tend to avoid the straight answer guys because 1) being told “you are going to amount to nothing” is never what people want to hear, and 2) riddles allow more room for wiggling out of unpleasant prophecies. It’s safer, all round, to go to the riddle guys.

  10. Daran
    Daran
    October 8, 2010, 2:32 am | # | Reply

    Ummm I don’t get it … why is Byron staring at that symbol and where is it from? Did it have to do anything with the sisterhood?

    And will it really not blink first? ;)

    • MM
      MM
      October 8, 2010, 2:43 am | # | Reply

      Look here: http://guildedage.net/webcomic/chapter-7/chapter-7-page-3/

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      October 8, 2010, 3:45 am | # | Reply

      It’s come up before :)

    • Locke
      Locke
      October 8, 2010, 4:32 pm | # | Reply

      It’s really a red herring. The symbol means nothing, it’s the wall behind it that strikes Byron as sinister.

  11. Doop doop
    Doop doop
    October 8, 2010, 3:03 am | # | Reply

    WHY ARE PROPHECIES NEVER IN FREE VERSE?

    • Zizek
      Zizek
      October 8, 2010, 3:11 am | # | Reply

      Beat prophets.

      • Phil
        Flo
        October 8, 2010, 7:42 am | # | Reply

        Elite Beat Prophets?

        • Ventris
          Ventris
          October 8, 2010, 8:15 am | # | Reply

          Elite Meat Beat (Manifesto) Prophets?

        • Meirnon
          Meirnon
          October 8, 2010, 9:44 am | # | Reply

          I’d buy it.

        • ahdok
          ahdok
          October 9, 2010, 7:03 am | # | Reply

          Prophets. Goooooooooooooooo!

  12. Guy
    Guy
    October 8, 2010, 3:16 am | # | Reply

    Sing along if you know the words.

    Bum, bum, BUM!

  13. SaltyKracka
    SaltyKracka
    October 8, 2010, 3:49 am | # | Reply

    It’s murderin’ time!

  14. Dojang
    Dojang
    October 8, 2010, 5:27 am | # | Reply

    nrrrgh. the coffeestain texture over the eye in the last panel bugs me. it just jumps out that it’s only on one eye.

    • Kube
      Kube
      October 8, 2010, 7:19 am | # | Reply

      I just noticed how many stains and weird little color corruptions there are on previous pages, and only now I realized that’s this art technique that made me fall in love with the comic.

      • Dojang
        Dojang
        October 8, 2010, 5:17 pm | # | Reply

        i dig it too, the texture overlay really brings a lot of life into flat colour- but that eye needed some special attention…some kind of opacity mask or something.

  15. Atnas
    Atnas
    October 8, 2010, 5:48 am | # | Reply

    I don’t recognize the symbol! Craaaap!

    • Dojang
      Dojang
      October 8, 2010, 6:53 am | # | Reply

      it’s the brotherhood of the countless limbs…go back to the start of the chapter.

  16. Nobbynob
    Nobbynob
    October 8, 2010, 6:50 am | # | Reply

    Don’t recognize the symbol on the wall? Check Gravedust’s notes at the beginning of the chapter.

  17. TraderInTown
    TraderInTown
    October 8, 2010, 7:25 am | # | Reply

    Finally! An excuse to kill him!

  18. barsukthom
    barsukthom
    October 8, 2010, 9:20 am | # | Reply

    If down this road
    You drive too fast
    Your mad career
    It will not last
    Burma Shave

  19. Harrowed
    Harrowed
    October 8, 2010, 11:22 am | # | Reply

    I’m with Merus on this one.

  20. ThatGuy
    ThatGuy
    October 8, 2010, 11:30 am | # | Reply

    These prophecies are pretty straight forward. If yall mean “hes not saying exactly how they will do it” I’d like to point you to every prophecy in Greek mythology. The Prophecy effects the outcome. If that King didn’t find out his son would kill him, he wouldn’t have gotten rid of his son, and his son wouldn’t have killed him. The prophecy included his reaction to the prophecy. The only thing this prophecy is doing is telling them they will succeed and blah blah. It will give both a reason to stay on their path. That is its purpose.

    Further, I’d like to point out that in Book 3 Harry Potter almost let himself die because he thought something in the future would happen. I’ve seen a few more cases of someone almost screwing up the future because they thought the prophecy was suppose to play out a certian way. Syr’nj will bring about peace between humans and wood elves in the future, that is a (seeming) fact. Now if she will do it through diplomacy, breeding half elves, or destroying everyone who doesnt agree with her…is up to her and the rest of the world.

    Sure skipping to the end of a book you find out “who did it” but you still know jack squat about the actual story

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      October 9, 2010, 7:07 am | # | Reply

      “Lord Zetta is stupid. His foolishness has doomed the Netherworld to extinction.”

  21. drakvl
    drakvl
    October 8, 2010, 2:13 pm | # | Reply

    Oh noes! Stay good, Byron! STAY GOOD!

  22. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    October 8, 2010, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

    “BYRON SMASH!!!”

  23. Hawk
    Hawk
    October 8, 2010, 9:14 pm | # | Reply

    Aaaand cue the berserkering.

    Also, though I noticed the odd texture/shading over Byron’s eye in the last panel, I thought it was just the rage building :)

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      October 8, 2010, 11:26 pm | # | Reply

      Think thats just the water color effect that the comic has always sported.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        October 9, 2010, 7:08 am | # | Reply

        I really want to know how to apply this effect.

        • Dojang
          Dojang
          October 9, 2010, 7:31 pm | # | Reply

          for potatoshop.

          1.find a cool texture. (GA seems to use a really varied range- from stone to paper and everything inbetween…)
          2.set above your other layers.
          3.set layer blend to…darken. multiply. something like that. play with the opacity a little.

  24. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    October 10, 2010, 9:46 am | # | Reply

    Cultists always make the mistake of tattooing incriminating symbolism on their wrists and such and leaving cultist paraphernalia in plain sight. If only they sold their souls for common sense instead of demonic powers.

  25. Anonymous
    Anonymous
    October 12, 2010, 1:25 pm | # | Reply

    Wait, so Byron never gets his other axe back?

  26. Techhead
    Techhead
    February 16, 2011, 11:27 pm | # | Reply

    Rereading this, I realized he changes his rhyme scheme from AABA to AABB.
    What a hack.

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