We really can’t slay … Lady, they’re cold inside
But Byron, my ‘bae’- No heart of gold inside
See, he’s human too Soul full of thick, black goo
I can’t lose him He’ll turn and kill you on a whim
The people will start to worry Not if we kill in a hurry
My conscience will be wounded and sore They’re clearing your trees by the score
My thoughts they now seem pretty blurry Tall green lady, calm your fury
Well, maybe need a cup of tea more Just made a fresh pot now, let me pour
Don’t know what to think … Syr’Nj, release your care
Say, what’s in this drink? Some good hypo-juice in there
My Byron gets bad That fact is rather sad
When he gets mad No cure exists for ‘zerking lad
They kill, lie, cheat, steal and murder No need to discuss this further
I cannot change them though I’ve tried They should pay for hurting your pride
So let’s kill them all! Babe, now you feel me
AH, ‘CAUSE THEY’RE COLD IN SIIIIIDE!
Considering that Penk was willing to parlay and call a truce when necessary I think he’s just trolling Syr’ng. It’s one thing to give up the lust for blood, but to expect them to not troll would be going too far.
And we’re forgetting what the fuzzy people’s did to the furry peoples? And what the Sharks folks do to, well, everyone? And how the Arkerran Orcs are doing? And….. Yeah. Another target would be found.
All the Shark Folks
Hate the Elf Folks,
And the Elf Folks
Hate the Shark Folks.
All the Fuzzy Folks hate all the Furry Folks,
It’s Arkerran as Axemass pie!
But during World’s Alliance Week!
World’s Alliance Week!
Savasi love the trolling Trolls because it’s very chic!
It’s fun to be kind to those who are merciless to you,
It’s only for a week, so have no fear…
Be grateful that it doesn’t last all year!
(with deepest apologies to Tom Lehrer)
Yyyyeah. Humans don’t even seem like the biggest malefactors of this screwed-up planet. At least we haven’t seen them attempt outright GENOCIDE so far.
Hey, baby… wanna kill all humans?
Afterwards we could go back to my place for some blood of innocents.
PENK
Syr’nj?
Do you want to kill the humans?
Come on, let’s go and slay
We never murder people anymore
I mean, that’s just cray cray
We used to be World’s Rebels
And now we’re not
I wish we could make ’em die!
Do you want to kill the humans?
It doesn’t have to be the humans
SYR’NJ
No!
PENK
Okay, die. (stabbity)
Said with all the joy of this:
FINE, THEN. I’LL JUST CREATE MY OWN REBELLION. WITH BLACKJACK. AND HOOKERS.
Y’KNOW, FORGET THE REBELLION!
Looks like Syr just got trolled native style.
We really can’t slay …
Lady, they’re cold inside
But Byron, my ‘bae’-
No heart of gold inside
See, he’s human too
Soul full of thick, black goo
I can’t lose him
He’ll turn and kill you on a whim
The people will start to worry
Not if we kill in a hurry
My conscience will be wounded and sore
They’re clearing your trees by the score
My thoughts they now seem pretty blurry
Tall green lady, calm your fury
Well, maybe need a cup of tea more
Just made a fresh pot now, let me pour
Don’t know what to think …
Syr’Nj, release your care
Say, what’s in this drink?
Some good hypo-juice in there
My Byron gets bad
That fact is rather sad
When he gets mad
No cure exists for ‘zerking lad
They kill, lie, cheat, steal and murder
No need to discuss this further
I cannot change them though I’ve tried
They should pay for hurting your pride
So let’s kill them all!
Babe, now you feel me
AH, ‘CAUSE THEY’RE COLD IN SIIIIIDE!
#notallmans
In fairness, her earlier comment about using Byron as fertilizer might’ve given them a false positive.
Considering that Penk was willing to parlay and call a truce when necessary I think he’s just trolling Syr’ng. It’s one thing to give up the lust for blood, but to expect them to not troll would be going too far.
“Okay, okay, we won’t kill all the humans. How about half, and enslave the rest?”
I want that panel of Syr shouting out as a portrait XD
Well, that didn’t work as intended.
Let’s try again
…
Go there : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6nGWtvW2ro
“Can formally-Human Undead join the ‘kill all Humans’ alliance? Because those idiots have had it coming for years.”
I mean, technically Byron and Frigg are Undead…
What about those that are only undead, informally?
I’m stoked to see Gravy overthrow Iver.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE, of course.
Just the extra stupid (those who refuse to think to their capabilities) ones then?
Seriously. If this world didn’t have humans it seems like it would be a much more balanced place.
And we’re forgetting what the fuzzy people’s did to the furry peoples? And what the Sharks folks do to, well, everyone? And how the Arkerran Orcs are doing? And….. Yeah. Another target would be found.
All the Shark Folks
Hate the Elf Folks,
And the Elf Folks
Hate the Shark Folks.
All the Fuzzy Folks hate all the Furry Folks,
It’s Arkerran as Axemass pie!
But during World’s Alliance Week!
World’s Alliance Week!
Savasi love the trolling Trolls because it’s very chic!
It’s fun to be kind to those who are merciless to you,
It’s only for a week, so have no fear…
Be grateful that it doesn’t last all year!
(with deepest apologies to Tom Lehrer)
Yyyyeah. Humans don’t even seem like the biggest malefactors of this screwed-up planet. At least we haven’t seen them attempt outright GENOCIDE so far.
Time to spin the wheel of life. Frig wants to be frigging!
Lol, this page was just done perfectly. Even I had a double take. Syr’Nj got angry and I was like, “Wait, what?”
In the fourth panel I mistook Penk’s eyebrows for glowing, red, evil eyes. Went perfectly with “kill all the humans”.
Kill everything, equal opportunity employer!
I can’t even joke about the alt text, I can only raise my glass in solidarity.
Syr’Nj: “All Humans Must Die” ??? Only if we get to use the anal probes !