The part of me that’s like “c’mon, let’s move it along, let’s moooove it along” feels like Byron and Syr’Nj are MAKING FUN OF ME ON PURPOSE, here.

“Isn’t it nice to have a story that, despite some broader social implications, is so devoid of real conflict that we have to crank the dial on what should’ve been a minor discussion between you and Gravedust? An arc so quiet that the only fight scenes were flashbacks to two guys we hadn’t even mentioned before the previous chapter?” asks Syr’Nj, playing Animal Crossing.

“Yup,” says Byron, sipping a margarita. “I wonder how long we can go without doing anything consequential at all!”

You guys are lucky you’re this cute together, that’s all I’ve got to say.