The first tribe … they are extinct. They and another tribe destroyed each other in the Great Expository War over which way an elf should expose their views to the public. Thus both the Moon Elves and Flasher Elves are no more.
“Cold hearted orb that rules the night,
removes the colours from our sight.
Red is grey, and yellow, white,
but we decide which is right,
and which is an illusion.”
That alt text…. Really now?
It was about butts.
I thought is was about wistful nostalgia. That, or fish.
Nah, it was about how the other tribe of Moon Elves consisted solely of psychotic murderous beatnik types. They’re gonna moon ya, man!
(They also killed that fat barkeep, and they won’t shut up about it.)
Or they simply live on the Moon.
Apparently, Moon Elves are pretty rare as a distinct tribe in the history of Elvenkind. You might say they occur once in a blue moon….
…Or you might not…
Alt text. Is this an implied pun? I say no.
I say “explicit,” you say”implied.”
*sings* Let’s call the whole thing off.
The first tribe … they are extinct. They and another tribe destroyed each other in the Great Expository War over which way an elf should expose their views to the public. Thus both the Moon Elves and Flasher Elves are no more.
I think you mistranslated the Elvish there…What you call “the Great Expository War” was actually “the Great Suppository War.”
First time in a while it got me literally LOLing. 8D
DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY
-72 HOURS REMAIN-
Excellent.
Most excellent.
Needs more comments and stuff~ D: Even though Majora’s Mask is a flawed game that blinds people with branding.
Are Moon Elves the same as Dusk Elves? Maybe not because the only Dusk Elf we’ve seen didn’t look like an albino.
When did we see a dusk elf? Are you sure it wasn’t just a normal elf that we saw during dusk?
Those elves are spooky!
“Cold hearted orb that rules the night,
removes the colours from our sight.
Red is grey, and yellow, white,
but we decide which is right,
and which is an illusion.”
So what you’re saying is, that’s no moon?
IT’S A TRAP!
Great! Now I’m feeling blue and moody, wishing that the days of my future had passed.
Breathe deep, the gathering gloom…wait, that’s just me, I forgot to put on deodorant.
Really grumpy elf in the fourth panel.
Adore the grumpy elf.
**grmbl, grmbl** … “HEY, moon elf! Get lost! It’s winter – we already got saps running through the trees!”
I’m really digging that moon effigy.
I think its doing the digging. into my soul. *shudder*
Nitpicking, I know, but last panel “I don’t think I’s a mystery” should be it’s.
Or she was talking about herself and also turned pirate for a second there.
Klaatu Barada Fixto
Okay seriously, how have I never seen this pun before?
Why I eyes ya!
All the live long day!
Obviously, they were mooning the other elf tribes.