You know after a pun like that I am sure some folks wish this really was AXE an adventurer rather than ask an adventurer, yes? We could run it like a reality TV Show. Just think of the ratings!
Why do I get the impression those last two panels were addressed to me personally?
Nah. That’d be egocentric.
But still… to reply to the last panel:
I read this webcomic in spite of the puns. And anyone who reads it because of the puns is likely beyond help.
… Also… screw you Byron. I never liked you as a character. =)
Yeah, I’m pretty sure Byron was talking to you. In fact, half the puns in the comments are probably made in an attempt to get a reaction reaxeion from you. ;)
This kind of pundering is inaxecusable.
Cutting remarks from the pun-nut gallery! Perhaps a Frenchman like yourself would be soothed by some Chopin? I hear it sharpens the mind!
Certainly you ought not visit the Discussion if you can’t take the punishment.
I feel like I’m Lumbering into something that I don’t want to, but these days, I can’t really see the forest for the trees.
I’m all for a slice of history but while baying for more, puns like that leave me braying.
I supposed we are used to wordplay that’s a cut above the pun from the comic, aren’t we?
Seems like Byron’s taking a slice from the comments section.
Would you guys stop the pun train if I axed you nicely?
Axe and you shall receive ^_^
The pun in today’s comic and in this comment section are terrible. But I’ll admit that I laughed so let’s just bury the hatchet.
Nope, you’re gonna have to cut the coal supply.
Time to play some Chopin.
It’s time to give these recycled puns the chop.
And the whole “Ask an Adventurer” thing is the perfect excuse to cut through the “4th Wall.”
Groan, grumble, it all adz up.
Well, I’m axeually glad we’ve got pundits of punning in the comic, as well as in the comments.
Slash fiction: Bayen and Brayen
A pair of Hatchet Men.
I still haven’t seen enough of Frigg x White Queen.
Come now. Surely we should call it Hackenslash fiction.
You used that title, and didn’t have Christopher Walken dancing in the background? You cut me to the quick.
There also aren’t any Walken commas.
I would really like if the two axes had some little difference between them, so that you could tell them apart.
Even Byron doesn’t know which one’s Bayen and which one’s Brayen, that’s why he never separates them, otherwise he’d get super embarrassed
Didn’t they used to look different at one stage? Like one didn’t have it’s hook ‘broken’?
They are distinct, just not in the Ask an Adventurer style.
Best final panel ever.
As the Romulans say, There Are Three Walls.
Oi, Byron! Yes you, punning about up there at the top of the page…
If we have to pay into the pun jar for outrageous punning, you aren’t exempt.
You owe the pun jar. Pay up, or we’ll send the boys round.
Eli. (breaking the 4th wall in reverse).
Statistics show that 85% of all accidents happen while in reverse!
Statistics show that 85% of all statistics are made up!
Coincidence? YES!
Good thing there was no poetry,
He would have gone from
Blade to Verse.
Found poetry.
I guess after a while of talking about axes you’ll inevitably start referring to your friends as “bros”.
(Because Axe body spray. Which is a thing marketed toward stereotypical dudebros.)
Don’t explain the joke.
But I wanna.
Is Axe Body Spray made from real axed bodies? I mean, I wouldn’t want to be spraying myself with what remains of Bayen and Brayen. xp
Sorry, that one was stupid and gross. Please delete.
You know after a pun like that I am sure some folks wish this really was AXE an adventurer rather than ask an adventurer, yes? We could run it like a reality TV Show. Just think of the ratings!
Hey now! Don’t get too far a head of yourself. It might be YOU on the chopping block!
Why do I get the impression those last two panels were addressed to me personally?
Nah. That’d be egocentric.
But still… to reply to the last panel:
I read this webcomic in spite of the puns. And anyone who reads it because of the puns is likely beyond help.
… Also… screw you Byron. I never liked you as a character. =)
Yeah, I’m pretty sure Byron was talking to you. In fact, half the puns in the comments are probably made in an attempt to get a
reactionreaxeion from you. ;)Aaaah! Now you’ve got me doing it.
I don’t read this webcomic for the puns I read it for the magic. By that standard the puns are only a minor nuisance.
Then you wouldn’t want to play one of my GURPS Fantasy RPG games. Mages can cast spells by speaking in puns…It’s PUN MAGIC!
…The specific effects may vary due to the chaotic nature of puns. Don’t try this at your next cult gathering.