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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

At least it wasn't as bad as the last dream where she had to mud wrestle a colossal muppet.

Chapter 13 – Page 1

on October 5, 2011
Chapter: Chapter 13
└ Tags: Frigg, God
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  1. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    October 5, 2011, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    MASTER OF DA FUCK’N UNIVERSE!!!

  2. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    October 5, 2011, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    There is nothing about today’s strip that is anything less than AWESOME. Not the script, not the art, not the layout. Take a bow, the three of you.

    • kenneth
      kenneth
      October 5, 2011, 3:46 pm | # | Reply

      *nods head, drooling*

    • SotiCoto
      SotiCoto
      February 14, 2014, 6:58 am | # | Reply

      The above image looks rather like Frigg attempted an airborne attack, then suddenly realised her smite-upgraded weapon was too heavy to swing… as it starts to drag her down.
      Probably just as well, as trying to do flying attacks like that rarely works well. More force and control can be exerted when one is braced against a solid surface.

      In short, you’re wrong. =3

  3. Karishi
    Karishi
    October 5, 2011, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    You are aimed…to MISBEHAVE.

    • MM
      MM
      October 5, 2011, 12:21 am | # | Reply

      +1 internet to you.

      • kenneth
        kenneth
        October 5, 2011, 3:47 pm | # | Reply

        And a silver star!

    • Sheela
      Sheela
      October 11, 2011, 7:16 am | # | Reply

      Damn, now I hear Antonio Banderas’ voice in my head while readin “the voice” in her dream. :D

  4. Locke
    Locke
    October 5, 2011, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    You just have to be-cleave, Frigg.

    … Okay, that was bad, even for me.

    • MarkS
      MarkS
      October 5, 2011, 12:20 am | # | Reply

      Maybe she doesn’t believe she can cut it.

      • Amaster
        Amaster
        October 5, 2011, 2:07 am | # | Reply

        I know she’ll crush the competition.

        • Locke
          Locke
          October 5, 2011, 2:37 am | # | Reply

          You missed the point, I was making blade puns.
          Er, sword puns, just so that “blade” doesn’t get misconstrued as a forced pun as well…

          • centuriancode
            centuriancode
            October 5, 2011, 3:18 am | # | Reply

            Perhaps you were simply drawing attention to her feats. After all, with a sword like that, you’d expect some pretty Great Cleave-age.

            • alta lemur
              alta lemur
              October 5, 2011, 8:01 am | # | Reply

              Sword puns aside, I think she’ll be a shining example to others.

              • Geigan
                Geigan
                October 5, 2011, 11:33 am | # | Reply

                She’s a bright one she is. I’m sure she’ll make that glowing recommendation go a long way. Of course if that mischievious past comes to light she’ll have polish her resume til it sparkles again.

                • Locke
                  Locke
                  October 5, 2011, 4:25 pm | # | Reply

                  Looks like you folks took a shine to light puns, eh?

                  • Geigan
                    Geigan
                    October 5, 2011, 4:49 pm | # | Reply

                    Ironically I find light puns to be rather dull. I was just getting the blindingly obvious ones out of the way.

                    • centuriancode
                      centuriancode
                      October 6, 2011, 2:52 am | #

                      I’m surprised we haven’t had much howling about the wolf, though.

                    • Kavonde
                      Kavonde
                      October 6, 2011, 2:38 pm | #

                      Maybe the forums have been so packed that they’ve kept the wolf punners at bay.

                    • Geigan
                      Geigan
                      October 6, 2011, 3:47 pm | #

                      Well we’ve been packed with all sorts of others puns that we’ve had to put them on paws. We’ve got time to go wild now though. I’m sure you guys will have us howling with laughter, and have us wolfing them down in no time. Don’t get too hairy though or we may have to put you in bark. If we had some rules for posting around here I’m sure we’d have a claws for it.

                    • Geigan
                      Geigan
                      October 6, 2011, 3:52 pm | #

                      Well we’ve been packed with all sorts of others puns that we’ve had to put them on paws. We’ve got time to go wild now though. I’m sure you guys will have us howling with laughter, and have us wolfing them down in no time. Don’t get too hairy though or we may have to put you in bark. If we had some rules for posting around here I’m sure we’d have a claws for biting down hard on terrible punsters. Anyway, go ahead and unleash the furry.

                    • Geigan
                      Geigan
                      October 6, 2011, 3:53 pm | #

                      Huh, I’ve never had an accidental pre post. Apparently it posted before I was ready, so sorry about that.

                    • squirrel
                      squirrel
                      October 6, 2011, 4:46 pm | #

                      wow i have to bear with all the edge puns

                    • Geigan
                      Geigan
                      October 6, 2011, 8:23 pm | #

                      Well upon closer examination, her dreams do appear to have gone off the deep end. Of course that picture up there is practically the cliff’s notes of what actually happened in her dreams I’m sure. I wouldn’t want to leap to conclusions though.

  5. Jim
    Jim
    October 5, 2011, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    I guess it’s not surprising that Frigg’s spirit animal is Insanity Wolf.

    • Tachyon
      Tachyon
      October 5, 2011, 1:27 am | # | Reply

      Did anyone else notice ye olde runic Soviet scythe and hammer in the ghost wolf’s right shoulder? (lol, Symbols-is-him)

      And yes, this nags at me just a tad more than why Frigg is fighting a semiotic dream-homunculus. Clearly she’s just having a deity-infused practice session for taking on the BBEG(s).

      • anonymous coward
        anonymous coward
        October 5, 2011, 3:52 am | # | Reply

        Hammer and sickle. It’s missing the star and it’s not gold on a red background, so they’re totally making this a subtle reference.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        October 5, 2011, 4:20 am | # | Reply

        Definitely got some Arcanommunism going on there.

        • Neferius
          Neferius
          September 3, 2015, 5:46 pm | # | Reply

          That’s rich coming from a guy who grew up in a functional socialist Utopia :))

      • D Luniz
        D Luniz
        October 5, 2011, 10:46 am | # | Reply

        looks like the horde symbol on the left shoulder since we;re on the subject

        • MoodyDK
          MoodyDK
          October 6, 2011, 5:24 pm | # | Reply

          Oh hey wait.

    • Doop doop
      Doop doop
      October 5, 2011, 4:00 am | # | Reply

      And the wolf is in COME AT ME BRO pose.

      YO FRIGG, COME AT ME BRO. COME AT ME. NICE SWORD, WHY DON’T YOU COME AT ME BRO. COME ON LITTLE MISS SPARKLE, COME AT ME.

      • J
        J
        October 5, 2011, 9:09 am | # | Reply

        Nice sword?
        sword of awesome, isn’t it?

    • Asterai
      Asterai
      October 6, 2011, 5:07 pm | # | Reply

      Sometimes a spirit wolf is just a spirit wolf. Frigg loves hittin’ things, but Insanity Wolf is over the top even for her. She’d laugh her head off at his advice, but she wouldn’t follow… uh, most of it.

  6. machiavelli33
    machiavelli33
    October 5, 2011, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Aka mupwrestling.

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      October 5, 2011, 12:47 am | # | Reply

      “This isn’t a mud pit, it’s an operating table…” *CRACK*

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        October 5, 2011, 2:57 am | # | Reply

        It’s plainly a desperate attempt to get someone to fanart this.

      • |Agent
        |Agent
        October 9, 2011, 6:06 pm | # | Reply

        Nice.

  7. Valdrax
    Valdrax
    October 5, 2011, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    “When Justice fails to punish the Wicked… PUNISH JUSTICE.”

    Holy crap, Frigg’s god is Powerthirst!

    • MichaelHaneline
      MichaelHaneline
      October 5, 2011, 12:48 am | # | Reply

      And mother nature will be like… “slow down” but you’ll be like “FUCK YOU” and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!

      • Tachyon
        Tachyon
        October 5, 2011, 1:29 am | # | Reply

        You’ll have so much energy, ENERGY! Just smiting ALL THE TIME!

        • centuriancode
          centuriancode
          October 5, 2011, 3:21 am | # | Reply

          SO MUCH ENERGY, IT’S FRIGGERGY!!!

          • Karishi
            Karishi
            October 5, 2011, 9:02 am | # | Reply

            As they say, Powerthirst now comes in WOMEN!

  8. Alexander
    Alexander
    October 5, 2011, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    Is that….. COURAGEWOLF?
    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/courage-wolf#.Tovjy7KOdPw

    • Woif
      Woif
      October 5, 2011, 1:56 am | # | Reply

      Insanity wolf.

    • Hellhound
      Hellhound
      October 5, 2011, 3:32 am | # | Reply

      Hmmm i like Couragewolf alot.thanks for posting the link.

  9. Razzindi
    Razzindi
    October 5, 2011, 1:01 am | # | Reply

    HOLY FRIG! That is the single most awesome scene yet. Could we get a wall-paper of that?

    • Tom the Fanboy
      Tom the Fanboy
      October 5, 2011, 10:22 pm | # | Reply

      Ditto

  10. SaltyKracka
    SaltyKracka
    October 5, 2011, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    Well done, Frigg. You’ve just managed to become Godhead of the Internet Pantheon. Too bad the reason you have shiny sparkly powers and trippy dreams is because belief has power, and people believe in you.

  11. Khavren
    Khavren
    October 5, 2011, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    Now THAT’s a KNIFE!

    Is this the first time we learn her last name?

    • Odo
      Odo
      October 5, 2011, 1:36 am | # | Reply

      No, it’s been mentioned before.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        October 5, 2011, 2:58 am | # | Reply

        I started reading this when the comic about the cultists with the black speech bubbles went up – and it was on the cast page then.

        • Ishmael
          Ishmael
          October 5, 2011, 7:50 am | # | Reply

          It’s been mentioned by her Nungirl, too.

          • newbonomicon
            newbonomicon
            October 5, 2011, 11:05 pm | # | Reply

            But if it had only been the nun who said it, it might just have been fannun.

  12. Blackthorne
    Blackthorne
    October 5, 2011, 1:21 am | # | Reply

    That looks like Ursa Minor from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic -.-

  13. tecani
    tecani
    October 5, 2011, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    So what we learn is that God is a troll.

    • Tachyon
      Tachyon
      October 5, 2011, 1:31 am | # | Reply

      And apparently I’m an orc.

      Gotta appreciate that sense of humor.

  14. Mutterscrawl
    Mutterscrawl
    October 5, 2011, 1:36 am | # | Reply

    So what I’m getting here is that… on her resume of ass-kicking… Frigg is getting a glowing recommendation… From God?

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      October 5, 2011, 7:17 pm | # | Reply

      “A” God, not all of them are nice ones.

  15. Hatman
    Hatman
    October 5, 2011, 2:04 am | # | Reply

    Is it weird that I read the second panel as “MOTHRAFUCKS” instead of what it said? Just wondering.

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      October 5, 2011, 7:51 am | # | Reply

      Depends. Do you usually fetishize kaiju?

      • Hatman
        Hatman
        October 5, 2011, 7:42 pm | # | Reply

        Not ordinarily. Or ever for that matter.

    • Lynxx
      Lynxx
      October 5, 2011, 2:24 pm | # | Reply

      SAVE US GODZILLA

  16. Doma
    Doma
    October 5, 2011, 2:06 am | # | Reply

    Frigg is Thrall

    • Mutterscrawl
      Mutterscrawl
      October 5, 2011, 11:18 am | # | Reply

      Don’t you mean GO’EL GO’EL GO’EL GO’EL?

  17. Amaster
    Amaster
    October 5, 2011, 2:10 am | # | Reply

    So, when is she going to mention this to Gravedust? Or will it be Gravedust that will notice the increase in the golden hue of her soul?

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      October 5, 2011, 7:19 pm | # | Reply

      She always had it, she just didn’t know how to use it as a weapon

  18. Keairan
    Keairan
    October 5, 2011, 2:28 am | # | Reply

    Since when did Frigg respec to ret?

  19. Locke
    Locke
    October 5, 2011, 2:38 am | # | Reply

    So, when is she going to switch weapon specialization from maces to greatswords?

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      October 5, 2011, 7:20 pm | # | Reply

      Think she had sword envy from Scorp

  20. ahdok
    ahdok
    October 5, 2011, 3:00 am | # | Reply

    I do hope this is going to turn into a story of the paladin killing their own god because the god deserves it.

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      October 5, 2011, 7:21 pm | # | Reply

      Irony; Your God is Kratos, now kill him!!!!

  21. LadyDragon
    LadyDragon
    October 5, 2011, 3:05 am | # | Reply

    Get who back? Does she mean Best?

    • Jaang
      Jaang
      October 5, 2011, 3:20 am | # | Reply

      She meant God, as in she can’t get him back for his actions.

  22. Hellhound
    Hellhound
    October 5, 2011, 3:33 am | # | Reply

    Woooohooooo Arrrroooooouuuuuuu
    thumps up for the Wolf-god. i sure would worship him.

    • Hellhound
      Hellhound
      October 5, 2011, 3:35 am | # | Reply

      Also could we get a big Wallpaper of the first panel. pleeeease?

      • Ishmael
        Ishmael
        October 5, 2011, 7:51 am | # | Reply

        Seconded.

        • Tryntu
          Tryntu
          October 5, 2011, 10:47 am | # | Reply

          ^ +1

      • Mutterscrawl
        Mutterscrawl
        October 5, 2011, 11:19 am | # | Reply

        I support this!

    • Korbl
      Korbl
      October 5, 2011, 1:46 pm | # | Reply

      This comic makes me want to play a paladin. I would love a wallpaper of the first panel. And possibly a poster.

      • Sortelli
        Sortelli
        October 5, 2011, 7:14 pm | # | Reply

        It’s never too late to roll a paladin

        • centuriancode
          centuriancode
          October 6, 2011, 2:55 am | # | Reply

          And with the Paladin mounts (and mounted combat feats) why wouldn’t you want to? Seriously, a super special awesome griffin at level seven, and the mounts just get better from there.

  23. Kenneth McNay
    Kenneth McNay
    October 5, 2011, 4:08 am | # | Reply

    paladins. Right?

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      October 5, 2011, 4:19 am | # | Reply

      Pwnadins.

      • Karishi
        Karishi
        October 5, 2011, 9:04 am | # | Reply

        Padawans.

        • anonymous coward
          anonymous coward
          October 5, 2011, 3:59 pm | # | Reply

          Piña Coladas? Aren’t those girly drinks?

  24. zero
    zero
    October 5, 2011, 5:56 am | # | Reply

    She’s a bad enough dude to simply polevault WITH A GIANT FUCKING GLOWING ASS SWORD into Mordor

  25. DCB
    DCB
    October 5, 2011, 7:47 am | # | Reply

    0 Fucks were given in the making of this dream

    • Locke
      Locke
      October 5, 2011, 9:20 am | # | Reply

      AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN ALL DAY

      • drakvl
        drakvl
        October 6, 2011, 4:28 pm | # | Reply

        But how many were frigged?

        • Geigan
          Geigan
          October 6, 2011, 8:29 pm | # | Reply

          There is of course only one frigg to be given at any one time, though it is multipurpose and will resurface many times throughout the day. Fracks are a bit more rare, and you might get one of them a week. Fruggs are cheap imitations of the frigg and can be found all over the place, up to 12 times a day. For more information of this nature you may want to consider a degree in fuckallogy, the study that knows what the fuck is going on.

  26. Krogaladin
    Krogaladin
    October 5, 2011, 7:51 am | # | Reply

    Im tired of these Mother$%*#n wolves in my Mother$%*#n dreams!

  27. evee
    evee
    October 5, 2011, 10:51 am | # | Reply

    FRIGS FOR THE WOLF GOD

  28. Quebrith
    Quebrith
    October 5, 2011, 10:53 am | # | Reply

    MEANWHILES…. Syr’nj and Gravedust are dreaming, “OK, the fighters are keeping the dreamwolf busy… “

    • Karishi
      Karishi
      October 6, 2011, 10:36 pm | # | Reply

      Points for referencing the very first comic.

  29. Connie
    Connie
    October 5, 2011, 11:05 am | # | Reply

    God-damned cut scenes, am I right? Ugh.

  30. BriGuy
    BriGuy
    October 5, 2011, 2:35 pm | # | Reply

    When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS; WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Frigg Akerfeldt lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I’m the gal who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my wood elf to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!!

    • Connie
      Connie
      October 5, 2011, 3:59 pm | # | Reply

      So you’re saying Frigg is going to org-anize a lemon party then?

    • Ampersand
      Ampersand
      October 5, 2011, 7:58 pm | # | Reply

      Burning people! She says what we’re all thinking!

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        October 6, 2011, 2:57 am | # | Reply

        And what do yo uburn apart from people? More people!

  31. Oamu
    Oamu
    October 5, 2011, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

    I mean, it’s a beautiful, dynamic panel followed by a rare moment of doubt with Frigg…but I can’t help wondering what’s going on in the TUBE ROOM

    (/trollface)

    • Oamu
      Oamu
      October 5, 2011, 5:06 pm | # | Reply

      Aw, my barmaid avatar is gone. I look more like beardo anyway, I guess…

    • Geigan
      Geigan
      October 5, 2011, 5:22 pm | # | Reply

      I’m sure whatever’s happening is totally tubular there too. I do wonder what’s happening round here with the rest of the party though.

  32. Lhurgoyf
    Lhurgoyf
    October 5, 2011, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

    I sense a Terry Pratchett style belief system at work here. And since all those nuns now believe in Frigg, she’s going all semi-deity. Which fucks with her normal ass-kicking human head.

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      October 6, 2011, 12:30 am | # | Reply

      Aw yeah, I only read Small Gods but it was frikkin’ awesome. The dialogue between Brutha and Om was totally worth the leap of faith when I first picked it up.

  33. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm | # | Reply

    Frigg: “God’damit!”
    God: “Yes, that’s the point”

  34. Tom the Fanboy
    Tom the Fanboy
    October 5, 2011, 10:20 pm | # | Reply

    Once again, T Campbell prove he has a little spyglass that looks right into my brain.

    This comic sums up my gaming group’s attitude and my personal favorite play style perfectly.

  35. Frigg Fanboi
    Frigg Fanboi
    October 6, 2011, 8:06 am | # | Reply

    If those meme creator web pages weren’t blocked from my job I’d be there making this into the new insanity wolf.

    http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk277/Teutonic_Knight_Funnay/acupuncture-nail.jpg

  36. Miyaa
    Miyaa
    October 6, 2011, 11:09 am | # | Reply

    Had that dream gone on, God would have told her she was the most interesting woman in the world, followed by seeing her sitting down and saying, “I don’t drink ale much, but when I do it’s Cuevors XXX Ale. Stay mothafuckin’ thirsty, me mates.” She says this while wearing a bikini and a halo.

  37. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    October 9, 2011, 6:26 am | # | Reply

    Frigg is a genuine folk hero now. With groupies. And she’s usually as horny as a bag of cats. So why is she sleeping alone?

    • ⁣
      ⁣
      February 16, 2015, 11:30 am | # | Reply

      she kicks em out when shes done with em

  38. The Sandman
    The Sandman
    August 4, 2013, 10:24 pm | # | Reply

    So Frigg is dreaming of the Party God, in his avatar of Courage Wolf.

    I suppose it fits.

  39. Jonathan
    Jonathan
    July 11, 2014, 8:16 pm | # | Reply

    She getting a God mode code…

  40. ⁣
    ⁣
    February 16, 2015, 11:29 am | # | Reply

    paladin…to a batshit conflict wolf beast diety?

    • ⁣
      ⁣
      February 16, 2015, 11:33 am | # | Reply

      by batshit I of course meant insanity wolf btw

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