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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'I said he's my... heron... carer. He... looks after my bird.'

Chapter 17 – Page 12

on June 25, 2012
Chapter: Chapter 17
└ Tags: Bandit, Byron, E-Merl, Frigg, Gravedust, Naror'Nj, Syr'Nj
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  1. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    June 25, 2012, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    …was it something we said?

  2. BW
    BW
    June 25, 2012, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Guess who’s coming to dinner?

    • Neferius
      Neferius
      September 4, 2015, 8:16 am | # | Reply

      I’d say we just leaf it alone, the old coot is literally green in the face xD

  3. Moe Lane
    Moe Lane
    June 25, 2012, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Dude. Keep being that worked up, and you’re going to end up popping a xylem.

  4. kagato23
    kagato23
    June 25, 2012, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    “But we haven’t rooted yet dad, honest!” (Lie)

    • Jea-Luc
      Jea-Luc
      June 25, 2012, 12:22 am | # | Reply

      Though some casual pollination may have occurred.

      • JarrysKid
        JarrysKid
        June 25, 2012, 11:18 am | # | Reply

        Just some heavy planting.

        • zero
          zero
          June 25, 2012, 3:46 pm | # | Reply

          I’m having Conker’s BFD flashbacks now.

          • NochDguir
            NochDguir
            June 25, 2012, 6:48 pm | # | Reply

            Oh WOW thx zero now i have that stuck in my head lol

          • The_Rippy_One
            The_Rippy_One
            June 26, 2012, 12:49 am | # | Reply

            Are you implying that Byron’s giving her special fertilizer?

            • Thomas
              Thomas
              August 15, 2013, 4:13 pm | # | Reply

              Dad, I’m budding. BUDDIES! I MEAN WE’RE JUST BUDDIES!

        • I don't know what to put here.
          I don't know what to put here.
          January 25, 2014, 2:32 am | # | Reply

          Aw, yeah.
          Cross-Pollinate on it…

  5. Bliggz
    Bliggz
    June 25, 2012, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    “Welcome to the family tree”

    • bigben
      bigben
      June 25, 2012, 2:12 pm | # | Reply

      Is that… a Megadeth reference?`If so, you deserve a metal

      • Jea-Luc
        Jea-Luc
        June 25, 2012, 5:26 pm | # | Reply

        …ocalypse.

      • Bliggz
        Bliggz
        June 25, 2012, 11:59 pm | # | Reply

        Sure, why not?

  6. Jea-Luc
    Jea-Luc
    June 25, 2012, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    |: D: O:{

  7. bwernard
    bwernard
    June 25, 2012, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    You see honey, my dad goes into an enraged bloodlust once in a while too, you two have so much in common!

    • maggPi
      maggPi
      June 25, 2012, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

      “…although, technically, it’s ‘saplust.’ Oh drat. He’s green with rage.”

  8. Retsof
    Retsof
    June 25, 2012, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    … Notice that 4 out of 5 of the above comments have avatars that match the tone of the dialogue?

  9. Fairportfan
    Fairportfan
    June 25, 2012, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    Oops.

  10. Jea-Luc
    Jea-Luc
    June 25, 2012, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    Oh, and nice BSG reference.

    • Doma
      Doma
      June 25, 2012, 2:21 am | # | Reply

      SO.
      SAY.
      WE ALL.

      • lumzi23
        lumzi23
        September 9, 2013, 6:22 am | # | Reply

        All this has happened before and will happen again.

    • maggPi
      maggPi
      June 25, 2012, 2:55 pm | # | Reply

      (??) Umm, I don’t mean to intrude, but; Jean-Luc, where is your ‘n’?

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        June 25, 2012, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

        Eek! Phil must’ve eaten it.

        • Jean-Luc
          Jean-Luc
          June 25, 2012, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

          Oh, it grew back.

  11. Garygolf
    Garygolf
    June 25, 2012, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Loving the fire in his eyes.

  12. Halvhir
    Halvhir
    June 25, 2012, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    E-merl’s doing his best impersonation of a chipmunk, I see.

    • Loki
      Loki
      June 25, 2012, 3:34 am | # | Reply

      Hmm…
      I think he unexpectedly found himself needing to wave, but found his hands full of munchies – so just like the time when they all got high, he conjured the snacks into his mouth / cheek-pouches.
      …Or, maybe he just stuffs his face faster than he chews & swallows.

      • Dove
        Dove
        June 25, 2012, 11:10 am | # | Reply

        I just like how Halvhir’s avatar is an askance-looking E-Merl and Loki’s avatar is “playin’ it cool” pointing E-Merl. XD

        • Strongholm
          Strongholm
          June 25, 2012, 1:33 pm | # | Reply

          It’s MAGIC!

      • Whipstitch
        Whipstitch
        June 25, 2012, 4:53 pm | # | Reply

        Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that the man can’t even eat without looking like he’s stealing stuff.

  13. Darchias
    Darchias
    June 25, 2012, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    Who is this Oak’f I see in the tags list? I see not even a background random elf.

    • trollnystan
      trollnystan
      June 25, 2012, 10:26 am | # | Reply

      That’s what I’d like to know too.

      • MarbleGargle
        MarbleGargle
        June 26, 2012, 2:14 pm | # | Reply

        Oak’f was tagged in the previous page as well. I’m pretty sure its the dark-haired female elf with the roll of parchment.

  14. Timelost
    Timelost
    June 25, 2012, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    Hmmm, he has kind of a “I’ll rip his stamen off and shove it up his knothole” look there in the last panel.

    I wonder if it has something to do with Byron and Syr’Nj’s relationship.

    Rampant speculation on my part I know.

  15. Andreas
    Andreas
    June 25, 2012, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    Frigg’s heart’s not really in it, is it?
    Syr’Nj was serious about getting her old man unrooted, too!
    Maybe his rage reaches the “arglebargle-killallhoooma … oh hi!” stage too?

  16. karishi
    karishi
    June 25, 2012, 1:01 am | # | Reply

    I knew it. She got him pregnant.

    • Adell
      Adell
      June 25, 2012, 3:38 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, it was the only way to unzerk him

  17. King of Zeroes
    King of Zeroes
    June 25, 2012, 1:10 am | # | Reply

    Sneaky way to get your boyfriend to meet your parents.

  18. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    June 25, 2012, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    “Now that you’re furious, I’d like to remind you there’s a war to be won!”

  19. Val Hallen
    Val Hallen
    June 25, 2012, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    Oops, wait. There goes the fire. Dammit, Syr!

  20. gangler
    gangler
    June 25, 2012, 1:20 am | # | Reply

    For some reason when he gets all veiny like that I can really see the resemblance between him and a tree. It’s odd because veins aren’t really a tree thing to my knowledge.

    • Tyris
      Tyris
      June 25, 2012, 2:08 am | # | Reply

      But gribbly bark is, and there’s a passing resemblance between that and veiny skin…

      • Loki
        Loki
        June 25, 2012, 3:36 am | # | Reply

        Twigs can also look like that, and some leaves can also look veiny on their undersides.

        • maggPi
          maggPi
          June 25, 2012, 2:28 pm | # | Reply

          “You’re so vein, you think I wrote this psalm about you..”

  21. Smallfoot
    Smallfoot
    June 25, 2012, 2:00 am | # | Reply

    ‘…of Battleshire’, because as of her last statement ‘the Berserker’ seems to be taken.

    • gangler
      gangler
      June 25, 2012, 9:09 am | # | Reply

      Berserking is a true curse. You can’t cure it. You just have to pass it on to somebody else, and it only works if they take it from you. By passing the madness on to her father she has toppled the leadership of the wood elves while simultaneously regaining her group’s own leader.

  22. Carl-E
    Carl-E
    June 25, 2012, 2:04 am | # | Reply

    *sigh*

    I’m just trying to save you the trouble that a graft always causes. I mean, what will the other wood elf branches say?

    And you should really think about the saplings…!

  23. Yinello
    Yinello
    June 25, 2012, 2:35 am | # | Reply

    Someone just spilled pine syrup all over the carpet. “WHAT?!”

  24. Locke
    Locke
    June 25, 2012, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    Okay, see, Scips? Byron caused an international incident, you’re safe. You can shag all the elves you want while everyone else is distracted-

    Waitaminute. He’s not in any of those panels. THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HE’S DOING, THE CLEVER BASTARD.

    • karishi
      karishi
      June 25, 2012, 9:57 am | # | Reply

      I’m sure they’ll later refer to it as “receiving treatment.”

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        June 25, 2012, 1:41 pm | # | Reply

        If Scip is getting as much treatment as we’re imagining, he’s going to sore and worn out for weeks.

        • Andreas
          Andreas
          June 25, 2012, 5:20 pm | # | Reply

          And, him being our Scippy and all, he’ll show his suffering as the slightest hint of a smile.

          Also: I still uphold that prediction I made: When Syr does it, everybody is “EeeeeEEEeeEEWwwww!!!”
          And when Fr(‘Nj) does it everybody will be “Aawwwwww”.
          It’s just one of those sibling things, er… sapling thing? Sibbersappersomething.

          • coldelectrons
            coldelectrons
            June 26, 2012, 1:09 am | # | Reply

            Spot on, on both accounts, I’m sure. As the oldest of three, I can testify as to the existence of parental double-standards.

            Also, imagine poor Racheal, who has to stand guard and politely pretend not to hear anything. Unless Racheal has bulletproof concentration while meditating, E-Merl might have a chance later.

            • Andreas
              Andreas
              June 26, 2012, 9:49 am | # | Reply

              Not… threesome?

  25. Andrew
    Andrew
    June 25, 2012, 2:55 am | # | Reply

    Is Frigg in a disco pose?

  26. minion
    minion
    June 25, 2012, 3:12 am | # | Reply

    lol so much like the time my girlfriend and i announced to her parents that “WE’RE ENGAGED!” (and were moving in together).
    No that didnt work with them either.
    Very similar reaction actually :)

    • Andreas
      Andreas
      June 25, 2012, 5:22 pm | # | Reply

      But but but… you’re Scipio!!! ;D

  27. Nathanyel
    Nathanyel
    June 25, 2012, 3:18 am | # | Reply

    You know, it might’ve been wise to wait with that revelation until way after the peace negotiations. Just sayin’

    • Loki
      Loki
      June 25, 2012, 3:39 am | # | Reply

      But – remember that thing that’s been alluded to at least twice now – Frigg is hoping to catch dad off-guard? Something about dad’s being off-guard lending itself to more favorable diplomacy..?
      I don’t quite get it, but we shall see. I mean, if dad got all flustered and shy when caught off-guard, then he’s more manipulable, maybe. Well, unless Frigg’s thinking of manipulating this anger, which…doesn’t seem all that doable? Hrm. I guess we shall see.

    • plaintextman
      plaintextman
      June 30, 2012, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

      I akshully admire Syr’s to-the-point-ness in this matter. This is consistent with how we know her: ballsily straightforward.

  28. ThreeEyedCrow
    ThreeEyedCrow
    June 25, 2012, 3:42 am | # | Reply

    gotta love them crazy eyes

  29. alurker
    alurker
    June 25, 2012, 3:51 am | # | Reply

    Saw guest art on Goblins. Followed link here. Just finished archive-binge. Overwhelmed by awesomeness. Speaking in incomplete sentences. Dad-RageFace is awesome. Want to bear Friggs’ children. All for now.

    • TsunamiJane
      TsunamiJane
      June 25, 2012, 8:06 am | # | Reply

      Welcome!

    • Tim
      Tim
      June 25, 2012, 9:57 am | # | Reply

      Same here, except the part about bearing Frigg’s children :D.

    • JarrysKid
      JarrysKid
      June 25, 2012, 11:24 am | # | Reply

      Hmm. Yep, that pretty much sums up my thoughts as well. Welcome from me, as well.

    • Veggieburrito
      Veggieburrito
      June 25, 2012, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

      As for me, anything approaching a relationship with Frigg scares the hell out of me.

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        June 26, 2012, 12:24 am | # | Reply

        It should. So far as we know, there is a 100% fatality rate for those who have been frigged by Frigg.

        • alurker
          alurker
          June 26, 2012, 4:34 am | # | Reply

          Totally. Worth it.

        • Fairportfan
          Fairportfan
          June 26, 2012, 8:47 pm | # | Reply

          Wossname – Best – survived. Of course, come to think, they got interrupted before they got very far.

          • centuriancode
            centuriancode
            June 26, 2012, 11:36 pm | # | Reply

            And it’s semi-canon that Syr’Nj survived, but that was never entirely resolved.

  30. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    June 25, 2012, 4:32 am | # | Reply

    *DRAMATIC WOOD ELF*

    DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!

  31. Robtimus
    Robtimus
    June 25, 2012, 7:12 am | # | Reply

    I love how his rage makes him greener, including his hair.

    Spruce Banner?

    • Mr Never To Appear In This Role.
      Mr Never To Appear In This Role.
      June 25, 2012, 10:18 am | # | Reply

      Nice pun there.

      • recentlyafish
        recentlyafish
        June 25, 2012, 11:46 am | # | Reply

        double lols. As in I laughed, answered the phone, looked at my screen again–it’s still funny.

  32. ralanr
    ralanr
    June 25, 2012, 8:00 am | # | Reply

    oh daddy

  33. frigg fanboi
    frigg fanboi
    June 25, 2012, 8:09 am | # | Reply

    Panel #3, the look on his face, oh god the more I stare the more I laugh.

    • Doctor Seuth
      Doctor Seuth
      July 1, 2021, 9:16 am | # | Reply

      Guess Syr’nj wanted to start things off with a bang!

  34. █████
    █████
    June 25, 2012, 8:38 am | # | Reply

    Surprisingly, this is how Wood Elves express extreme joy.

    It’s caused a lot of problems over the years.

  35. karishi
    karishi
    June 25, 2012, 10:00 am | # | Reply

    In other news, I do believe we’ve just revealed the wrench that’s coming into Dedalus’ prognostigraphy.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      June 25, 2012, 11:54 pm | # | Reply

      Especially his plan for the puny god.

  36. Harr0wed
    Harr0wed
    June 25, 2012, 10:06 am | # | Reply

    I’ve been the cause of that dad-anger before….not fun.

  37. Korbl
    Korbl
    June 25, 2012, 10:39 am | # | Reply

    The look on Syr’nj’s face as she says that is priceless.

  38. JarrysKid
    JarrysKid
    June 25, 2012, 11:28 am | # | Reply

    Varryn n. (Elvish): Big, heavy, gaudy, unmanly purse.

    • Ebony
      Ebony
      June 25, 2012, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

      Synonymous with “diaper bag.”

    • Veggieburrito
      Veggieburrito
      June 25, 2012, 2:58 pm | # | Reply

      Oh so that is what a Varryn is. I thought it might be something much more sinister.

      • Andreas
        Andreas
        June 25, 2012, 5:25 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, she thought about calling him “my Schlong-giver” but decided that would be too formal-sounding.

  39. Joe
    Joe
    June 25, 2012, 11:41 am | # | Reply

    I remember a good chunk of the comments when the Varryn originally came into the story joking that it was secretly an engagement thing.
    Looks like they may have been right.

  40. recentlyafish
    recentlyafish
    June 25, 2012, 11:43 am | # | Reply

    Over the top with ALT-text. Who is going to buy the printed book now?

  41. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    June 25, 2012, 1:18 pm | # | Reply

    Check out his pupils in the last panel. Guess the first panel isn’t so true any more.

  42. Strongholm
    Strongholm
    June 25, 2012, 1:35 pm | # | Reply

    Panel five should be an avatar haha

    • maggPi
      maggPi
      June 25, 2012, 2:39 pm | # | Reply

      DIBS! I can call dibs, right? It’s random? Oh. Okay, then… um… OMGDIBS!!

  43. Hurlbut
    Hurlbut
    June 25, 2012, 2:51 pm | # | Reply

    Who knew wood elves could do Inner Hulk?

    • zero
      zero
      June 25, 2012, 3:47 pm | # | Reply

      WOOD ELF SMASH! OR FAILING THAT, LOOK CONTEMPTUOUSLY AT YOU AS YOU OVERTAKE WOOD ELF’S HOME VIA POPULATION EXPLOSIONS. WHICH BRINGS WOOD ELF BACK TO ORIGINAL POINT…

  44. Commiekeebler
    Commiekeebler
    June 25, 2012, 3:04 pm | # | Reply

    He mad!

  45. Hatman
    Hatman
    June 25, 2012, 4:50 pm | # | Reply

    I’m just going to assume there’s a “going Hulk” comment up above mine without even looking. It made me think…would one of Syr’nj’s people turn more pinkish if they went Hulk for real? Y’know, since they’re already green.

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      June 25, 2012, 5:21 pm | # | Reply

      If that’s so, then what color would their pants change to? Hulk’s pants always become purple due to gamma exposure.

      • JarrysKid
        JarrysKid
        June 26, 2012, 10:41 am | # | Reply

        Paisley.

  46. zomg
    zomg
    June 25, 2012, 5:37 pm | # | Reply

    I’m thinking from the looks of the king there, that “varryn-bearer” is an Elvish euphemism for “cherry-popper” … !

    • Andreas
      Andreas
      June 26, 2012, 9:56 am | # | Reply

      Its meaning combines:
      Knockwurzt provider,
      Vaginal extender and
      Jizzmatic exploder.
      But with panache.

    • Twigs
      Twigs
      June 26, 2012, 3:49 pm | # | Reply

      I think it’s more of a “going steady” thing, like a class ring. Greetings from the 50’s, I’ll say hi to the Doctor for you.

  47. Talon88.1
    Talon88.1
    June 25, 2012, 10:09 pm | # | Reply

    And it looks like the phrase “Im going to shove a stick so far up his ass’, might be both a threat AND an innuendo in their lands…

  48. jokerlope
    jokerlope
    June 25, 2012, 11:51 pm | # | Reply

    love that you guys used green instead of red, its a nice touch that fits the whole ‘nature tribe’ thing

  49. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    June 26, 2012, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Prediction: Syr and Fr are half-elves, and ‘Nuclear Naror’ here is all butthurt about humans because their mother broke his heart and left him. “Human Fever” does run in the family.

    • Andreas
      Andreas
      June 26, 2012, 9:59 am | # | Reply

      Half right: Specifically “butthurt” and “Human Fever does run in the family”.
      .
      .
      .
      Naror: HOW DARE YOU CALL DIBS BEFORE YOUR KING?!?!?!?!?
      .
      .
      .
      After some calming down : “Well, at least that hunky tank of theirs is all mine”
      .
      .
      .
      Fr’Nj “Dad! Meet my varr…”
      Naror: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

  50. Twigs
    Twigs
    June 26, 2012, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    Oh dear.

  51. Randonimity
    Randonimity
    June 26, 2012, 4:48 am | # | Reply

    Someone’s about to hulk out…

  52. SmilingAhab
    SmilingAhab
    June 26, 2012, 6:15 pm | # | Reply

    Hey dad, meet my husband, he beats things for a living!
    Is Byron going to be Meathead to dad’s Archie?

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      June 26, 2012, 11:53 pm | # | Reply

      Or is Scipio going to be Jughead to E-Merl’s Archie?

  53. TxGator
    TxGator
    June 26, 2012, 10:10 pm | # | Reply

    Not exactly the most diplomatic maneuver.

    “Hey dad, remember that race that you and every other wood elf hate? Yeah, well I’m dating one, so… can we like totally join our armies and stuff?”

  54. Hogan
    Hogan
    March 24, 2013, 1:39 pm | # | Reply

    And we are going on Defcon 1! I repeat, Defcon 1!

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