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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'HURRRRKKKK-- I-it's... cool...'

Chapter 18 – Page 16

on August 31, 2012
Chapter: Chapter 18
└ Tags: Bibli'Oh, Frigg, Penk, Rachel
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  1. biggmac
    biggmac
    August 31, 2012, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Ah…AH!
    Quick, rhinosaur – kill the scribe before he finishes the sneeze, and spreads his cold viruses to us all!
    Good boy!

    • Dain
      Dain
      September 3, 2012, 10:22 pm | # | Reply

      But now he’ll be spreading rhinovirus!

  2. Joe
    Joe
    August 31, 2012, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Alas, Redshirt. We hardly knew ye.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      August 31, 2012, 3:09 am | # | Reply

      Hey! He had a name, he’s totally above your standard redshirt. More like the Obi Wan, but mentoring a minor character.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        August 31, 2012, 3:34 am | # | Reply

        he had a name?

        • zero
          zero
          August 31, 2012, 7:19 am | # | Reply

          check the tags, Bibli’Oh

          • CliffMonster
            CliffMonster
            August 31, 2012, 10:54 am | # | Reply

            In that second to last panel, doesn’t he look l just like a nerdy Steven Colbert????

            • randomdude
              randomdude
              August 31, 2012, 11:21 am | # | Reply

              why yes, yes he does, now that you mention it.

            • Nee Hou
              Nee Hou
              August 31, 2012, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

              “just like a nerdy Steven Colbert?”
              I’m going to report you to the Agency Committee for Redundancy!

              • Asterai
                Asterai
                August 31, 2012, 2:29 pm | # | Reply

                Yeah, seriously. Colbert gives me the fellow-nerd-warm-fuzzies.

              • biggmac
                biggmac
                August 31, 2012, 9:18 pm | # | Reply

                I believe that’s the “Department of Redundancy Department”, I believe.

                • centuriancode
                  centuriancode
                  September 1, 2012, 1:50 am | # | Reply

                  Possibly that might be so.

                • TheAuldGrump
                  TheAuldGrump
                  September 2, 2012, 12:23 am | # | Reply

                  No, it is the Bureau of the Department of Redundancy Agency.

                  The Auld Grump

          • Rowen Morland
            Rowen Morland
            August 31, 2012, 11:29 am | # | Reply

            And he died in such a graphic way.

            • JarrysKid
              JarrysKid
              August 31, 2012, 5:43 pm | # | Reply

              Word.

    • LadyDragon
      LadyDragon
      August 31, 2012, 2:28 pm | # | Reply

      It’s just because they couldn’t have two characters having the same hairdo.

      …

      Hairlander…

      • Tachyon
        Tachyon
        September 1, 2012, 1:41 am | # | Reply

        The only land fit for a Hairlander is the upper land!

        Short crop or updo?

        • coldelectrons
          coldelectrons
          September 1, 2012, 4:25 am | # | Reply

          Mullet!

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        August 17, 2013, 7:19 am | # | Reply

        There can only be … WHAM!

  3. Garygolf
    Garygolf
    August 31, 2012, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    He really just wants to beat it.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      August 31, 2012, 12:24 am | # | Reply

      So much cymbalism here.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        August 31, 2012, 3:08 am | # | Reply

        I think you’ve really hit the mark, there.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        August 31, 2012, 3:35 am | # | Reply

        If you wanna train them, you’ve got to drum in the basic lessons at an early age.

        • Nee Hou
          Nee Hou
          August 31, 2012, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

          Not to mention getting them to stick to it!

          • JarrysKid
            JarrysKid
            August 31, 2012, 5:45 pm | # | Reply

            There’s a Zildjian things I could say about this.

            • Tachyon
              Tachyon
              September 1, 2012, 1:44 am | # | Reply

              Someday he’ll invent dubstep, and then wubwubwubwubwub…

              • Fren
                Fren
                September 4, 2012, 10:18 am | # | Reply

                Yeah, he really Paiste’d him good on that charge.

    • Karishi
      Karishi
      August 31, 2012, 12:47 am | # | Reply

      Well, come on. No-one wants to be defeated.

  4. Smallfoot
    Smallfoot
    August 31, 2012, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    ‘Kill’, they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
    For our great lord Harky, pa rum pum pum pum
    My feelings are a mess, pa rum pum pum pum
    I’ll gore him through the chest, pa rum pum pum pum,
    rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

    My hands no longer clean, pa rum pum pum pum
    Me and my drum

    • Katlamos
      Katlamos
      August 31, 2012, 1:14 am | # | Reply

      Very good.

    • Phil
      Flo
      August 31, 2012, 10:12 am | # | Reply

      Gold Star.

    • JarrysKid
      JarrysKid
      August 31, 2012, 6:48 pm | # | Reply

      Clapping!

    • TxGator
      TxGator
      September 1, 2012, 2:24 am | # | Reply

      Nice :-)

  5. Taxil Necrobane
    Taxil Necrobane
    August 31, 2012, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    OK, something is up here. a real peon starts getting ideas of his own and feelings. if drummer boy lives though this, he might become a turn coat. IF he lives. …. could this be that Best’s human persona just roll up a horde toon to play if bandit and best are out of the picture for now?

    • Karishi
      Karishi
      August 31, 2012, 12:51 am | # | Reply

      No, Best’s alt was the guy with the scrolls.
      Also, that smiling gnoll in panel 1.
      and the falling leaf in panel 4 of next Monday’s strip, and…

      • JarrysKid
        JarrysKid
        August 31, 2012, 6:23 pm | # | Reply

        Okay. Let’s lay this to rest. Payet Best is an obvious homage to Pete Best, the original DRUMMER for The Beatles, so Penk, a drummer, must be Best’s alt.

        “But, JarrysKid,” you cry, “that is too simple! Phil and T are not that transparent!”

        So, okay, here’s how it gets complicated:

        “Penk” is Lithuanian for “Fifth”, as in, “The Fifth Beatle”.

        “Aha!”, you respond, “But surely the fifth Beatle was Stuart Sutcliffe, who left before their first recordings, or, by the Beatles own reference, George Martin, the producer!

        Indeed. But if you ‘play the record backwards’, so to speak, ‘knep’ means ‘trick’ in Norwegian! An obvious attempt to mislead us revealed!

        Ergo, Penk is Best’s alt.

        Whereupon you might point out: “‘Knep’ is also Danish for ‘fuck’. Howzabou them apples, JarrysKid? Hah? Yeah!”

        To which I reply, this hurts my argument not one iota.

        • Dove
          Dove
          August 31, 2012, 8:10 pm | # | Reply

          I’m not sure Payet Best was this introspective. But I’m okay with yes or no.

          • Taxil Necrobane
            Taxil Necrobane
            September 1, 2012, 1:08 am | # | Reply

            the NPC AIs don’t get this introspective about themselves and the world. only really higher end AIs or players think this much. that tipped me off, we should keep an eye out for NPCs that seem to think or act out of the norm.

            in a follow up idea, i wonder of drummer troll boy will not just quit the horde, but join the peace keepers on the alliance side? Gravey shows that it can be done, with him being a dwarf and all.

            • LockeZ
              LockeZ
              September 2, 2012, 2:10 am | # | Reply

              There’s no evidence he’s an NPC.

              Actually, let me rephrase:

              The Five are capable of “conversing” with NPCs, interacting with and even influencing them in ways normal players cannot. Player characters in physical proximity to the Five become capable of doing the same thing. (See chapter 15, page 22) But little drummer boy here had thought bubbles and moral crises of his own while he was still in distant lands. Therefore, since he had these internal thoughts without contact with the Five, he’s not an NPC. He’s just a player, playing for the Savage Races, who’s into RPing.

          • FoolishOwl
            FoolishOwl
            September 1, 2012, 4:33 pm | # | Reply

            Role-playing allows you to imagine yourself as a different person — or really, to express different aspects of your personality, some submerged. That’s more the case if you role-play more than one character, and try to make them distinct from each other.

            Payet Best wasn’t introspective. What little we saw of his sepia-world player didn’t seem introspective — but that person pointed out that he had multiple stage personas.

            So I could quite well believe that this is an aspect of Payet Best that normally goes understated.

    • Tim
      Tim
      September 2, 2012, 7:25 pm | # | Reply

      I actually have a crazy theory of my own. Remember at the end of chapter 15, HR ordered supllies for 2 more immersion tubes. So, what if those were finished without showing us and “Penk” is a new, immersed player? As for who the other one might be, perhaps Kur’ik? Just like Penk she’s shown to have thoughts of her own, which is – for me at least – hints at them being more than just NPC’s.

  6. Karishi
    Karishi
    August 31, 2012, 12:54 am | # | Reply

    Question for John/Phil: In panel 2, was it intentional that there’s a cog flying past his thought-narration where he’s asking whether he has a choice?

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      August 31, 2012, 3:37 am | # | Reply

      Often, you draw the whole panel, then stick the text on later, or you vaguely plan where the test will be. It’s rare that you perfectly integrate the lettering to the page as you draw it.

      (This is because lettering is a horrible nightmare of doom, and there’s no nice or easy way to do it. :( )

      • JarrysKid
        JarrysKid
        August 31, 2012, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

        Ahem. Typewriter. Thank you.

    • Phil
      Flo
      August 31, 2012, 10:14 am | # | Reply

      Nope! Just one of those times where we’re all on the same page about how things should go. We get a lot of those kinds of happy accidents because of how much time we spend all making sure we have the same idea of what’s going on.

    • John
      John
      August 31, 2012, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

      Not really intentional, but it’s probably more unconscious sychronisity. The cog is of course coming from the mashed axe-tank, and Penk of course is just a little cog in Harky’s war machine. Nice how those things just come out that way.

      • Andreas
        Andreas
        September 2, 2012, 5:23 pm | # | Reply

        By the way, what happened to the broken drum? Retcon? Or have I gone crazy?

  7. Randonimity
    Randonimity
    August 31, 2012, 1:20 am | # | Reply

    Considering what Penk’s chosen vocation is, this puts a new meaning to the line “Kickdrum beating in my chest.”

    • maggPi
      maggPi
      September 6, 2012, 12:07 am | # | Reply

      Avett Brothers; “Kick Drum Heart”
      I love that song.

  8. Ishmael
    Ishmael
    August 31, 2012, 1:26 am | # | Reply

    Watch them give him the elf’s leg bones as new drumsticks.

  9. LadyDragon
    LadyDragon
    August 31, 2012, 2:12 am | # | Reply

    OMG this makes me so sad in the best way

    • Loki
      Loki
      August 31, 2012, 4:42 am | # | Reply

      I sort of concur. I think this is pretty much the best way Bibli’Oh could have been killed, while still seeming realistic (as opposed to, say, his death buffing every elf – on the other hand, Bibli’Oh’s spirit could become a new arrow for Gravy now, it seems).

      • JarrysKid
        JarrysKid
        August 31, 2012, 6:32 pm | # | Reply

        A nearsighted arrow with linguistic skills. Harky trembles.

  10. ThatDumbRetard
    ThatDumbRetard
    August 31, 2012, 3:19 am | # | Reply

    And now he shall use the scribe’s blood to write an apology note!

  11. ahdok
    ahdok
    August 31, 2012, 3:33 am | # | Reply

    It’s the elf version of Egon from Ghostbusters

    • JarrysKid
      JarrysKid
      August 31, 2012, 6:33 pm | # | Reply

      Except for the dying part, yeah.

      • Smallfoot
        Smallfoot
        August 31, 2012, 7:21 pm | # | Reply

        “The chest cavity trepenation would have worked, if you hadn’t stopped me.”

        • The Indomitable Eric
          The Indomitable Eric
          September 1, 2012, 10:51 pm | # | Reply

          “Sorry, Syr’Nj, I’m dead beyond the capacity for rational thought.’

          • SongCoyote
            SongCoyote
            September 4, 2012, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

            “At least now I’ll be able to finish my autobiography!”

  12. Darkrider
    Darkrider
    August 31, 2012, 4:20 am | # | Reply

    Looks like drummer boy is taking life by the horns..

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      August 31, 2012, 4:36 am | # | Reply

      sigh, greenhorns.

    • CliffMonster
      CliffMonster
      August 31, 2012, 10:51 am | # | Reply

      He was on the horns of a dilemma and tusk me, he made the right choice.

      • biggmac
        biggmac
        August 31, 2012, 11:33 am | # | Reply

        It’s not like he’s a dental incompetent: he gave the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

        • ahdok
          ahdok
          August 31, 2012, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

          Pun of the week!

    • JarrysKid
      JarrysKid
      August 31, 2012, 6:38 pm | # | Reply

      Hey, we got a drummer, a couple of axes, and now a horn section! As soon as we find a keyboardist, we can cut a demo!

  13. Starlight
    Starlight
    August 31, 2012, 6:29 am | # | Reply

    War, war never changes. It starts with the best of intentions, to end a percieved wrong, but ends with the worst of results, more hatred, and more wrongdoing, to be corrected in another war, a future war…

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      September 1, 2012, 4:29 am | # | Reply

      Oh, go play Metal Gear Solid 4.

  14. A random human
    A random human
    August 31, 2012, 8:42 am | # | Reply

    Panel 3 : Geez … he’s killin’ civvies. Guess savage races deserve their nickname, after all.

    • randomdude
      randomdude
      August 31, 2012, 11:23 am | # | Reply

      War is hell – Sherman

      • JarrysKid
        JarrysKid
        August 31, 2012, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

        “I think we all know what ‘military fame’ is. It’s to be killed in some faraway place, and have your name spelled wrong in the papers.” – W. T. Sherman (also)

  15. CliffMonster
    CliffMonster
    August 31, 2012, 10:53 am | # | Reply

    The more we see of young Penk, the less he seems like Best; he has none of Best’s cool arrogance. I guess there can be two bards in one story….

    • Scrunchy
      Scrunchy
      August 31, 2012, 12:42 pm | # | Reply

      perhaps bard was reincarnated into the Penk character, his personality and memories slightly altered by his new regeneration, like some kind of Doctor.

      • LadyDragon
        LadyDragon
        August 31, 2012, 2:24 pm | # | Reply

        Well, Best’s player DID say something having different stage personas….

        • LadyDragon
          LadyDragon
          August 31, 2012, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

          something *about* .

          I need more coffee.

  16. krogaladin
    krogaladin
    August 31, 2012, 11:29 am | # | Reply

    trolls aint much for that scroll learnin.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      September 1, 2012, 1:55 am | # | Reply

      But the do know not to spit from a moving rhinosaur.

  17. █████
    █████
    August 31, 2012, 12:04 pm | # | Reply

    Meanwhile, second from the right in Panel 1; Ballet Shark expresses his angst through dance.

    • JarrysKid
      JarrysKid
      August 31, 2012, 6:44 pm | # | Reply

      As Najinsky did for returning Russian soldiers. Of course, he was totally ’round the bend at that point.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      August 31, 2012, 9:26 pm | # | Reply

      Hmph. He may be Ballet Shark, but it’s Bibli’Oh who’s en pointe.

  18. Adell
    Adell
    August 31, 2012, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

    I think that elf sees your point

  19. Alechsa
    Alechsa
    August 31, 2012, 5:40 pm | # | Reply

    Because a guy running with his arms full of papers is totally a threat to your race, Drummer Boy.

    I really hope he develops free will and breaks away from mindless obedience to Harky, he seems to have a good moral code to fall back on and would make an interesting addition to the group.

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      September 1, 2012, 6:56 pm | # | Reply

      “Knowledge is power.”
      “The pen is mightier than the sword.”

      So depending on what’s written on that armful of papers… yeah, he COULD totally be a threat to their race. Maybe those were the recipes for all those wondrous potions than Syr’Nj uses?

  20. Andreas
    Andreas
    September 4, 2012, 9:44 am | # | Reply

    What’s up with the continuity errors? In the RSS feed his drum is broken, here it is not… except in frame 1 he still misses his drum.

    Color me pazuzzled!

    • Fren
      Fren
      September 4, 2012, 10:15 am | # | Reply

      Dunno, maybe he misses his own personal drum? Perhaps the drum we see is his World’s Rebellion-issued Field Percussion Device?

    • Phil
      Flo
      September 4, 2012, 1:22 pm | # | Reply

      We had a different version uploaded at first, but then we changed it. Sadly, the feed minis did not change along with. I never could manage to get it to re-generate the thumbnails.

      • Andreas
        Andreas
        September 5, 2012, 3:06 am | # | Reply

        He should probably not say “I miss my drum” though, you know, in the print/ebook version.

  21. Squid
    Squid
    September 8, 2012, 1:41 pm | # | Reply

    See, trolls are people too!

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