Patrik loves to knit, bake, and help his friends while dealing with his own demons... like his thirst for blood because, oh yeah--he's a vampire.
Heart of Gold
Eliot Baum, Viv Tanner
A pianist with failing eyesight seeks out a priest with a miraculous healing touch, drawing him deeper into a world of miracles and curses.
Knights Errant
J.R. Doyle
Wilfrid's humble quest for revenge becomes bigger and bloodier by the day.
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
Killjoys
Flatw00ds
When two disgraced ex-feds fall backwards into trouble with the clown mafia, getting out in one piece is gonna be no joke!
Demon Studies
Miyuli
Four students summon and study potentially dangerous demons within the walls of the mysterious Summerland University.
Sam & Fuzzy
Sam Logan
Troubled by gangster rodents, lovesick vampire stalkers, or confused ninja assassins? Don't panic! Sam and Fuzzy are here to help. (For a reasonable fee.)
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Paint the Town Red
Windy, Winter Jay Kiakas
Winona runs a werewolf shelter with partner in crime, Odile in the Gothic city of Merlot. One day they take in an injured vampire, and soon unravels many of the dark secrets of Merlot.
Fairmeadow
Kendra P. / KP
A wayward soldier finds herself in a pacifist commune deep in the wilderness of a war-weary land. Living in isolation brings her closer to those she was sworn to kill than she could ever imagine - but also threatens to tear the place apart.
The Otherknown
Lorian Merriman
Chandra is a 12-year-old accidental time traveler with a reluctant new dad, who happens to be a member of a feared galactic crime syndicate.
Far to the North
Allison Shaw
Kelu turns to the monsters of her remote mountain home when her family is held hostage by outsiders.
Monster Pulse
Magnolia Porter Siddell
Four kids run afoul of a creepy secret organization's experiments, which turn their body parts into fighting monsters. Part sentimental coming-of-age story, part monster-training shonen manga, with just a bit of sci-fi body horror.
Awaken
Koti Saavedra/Flipfloppery
Superpowers, monsters and conspiracies. Piras, the spoiled Dameschi heir, fights to recover his identity after becoming a terrorist!
Come Hell or High Water
Jenny/Star, Mori
Prince Gladimir was never meant to fall for a pirate. Swearing off love for duty, the threat of war propels him back into the Captain’s world of high seas and high stakes. Their relationship could be the thing to save the kingdom of Yvoire - or destroy it.
Hazy London
Scotty
A story about messy relationships. From friendly foes to crazy families. Nothing is black and white, just full of color. But, all colors can get a little hazy...
How to be a Werewolf
Shawn Lenore
Malaya Walters was bitten by a werewolf as a child. After being raised by her human family, she faces the chance to learn what being a werewolf is really like as an adult.
El Goonish Shive
Dan Shive
WARNING: This comic often ignores the Laws of Physics
Spinnerette
Krazy Krow, Rocio Zucchi, Pablo Rey
When a lab accident gives Heather Brown spider powers and six arms, she does what any midwest comic geek would do: Become Ohio's #3 superhero!
Tove
Severin
The end of the world is coming, and Tove doesn't want to be a hero, but SOMEONE has to look after her little brother.
Wychwood
Varethane
When Tiara's pyrokinesis is finally noticed, she is captured by a magical research organization for study. If she cooperates, she could be helping to save humanity from a dire threat - but can she trust them?
KISMET
Jaki King
As interplanetary war threatens the Perseid system, a scientist ventures to the far reaches of space in her search for the truth: is humanity the master of its own fate, or is destiny truly inescapable?
Lighter Than Heir
Melissa Albino
A young Volant woman joins the military in an effort to upstage her war-hero father.
Sunshine Boy
Moosopp
New-kid Kelly is sweet but naive. Luckily, he's got his outgoing neighbor Grey in his corner.
Go Get a Roomie
Clover
Experience the queer journey of an upbeat hippie and the friendships she makes along the way! A tale of self-discovery and love of many forms.
Wilde Life
Pascalle Lepas
Oscar decided to rent an old haunted house, and that's when things got weird...
Solstoria
Angelica Maria
After her brother goes missing, Samantha vows to become a Knight and help those around her in the Kingdom of St. Helena.
Drugs & Wires
Mary Safro, Io Black
Dan used to be a VR operator until his brain got fried by malware. Now he's stuck delivering packages in a post-Soviet hellhole all while trying to adjust to his new life and find some answers.
Whomp!
Ronnie
A depressed, portly, hirsute anime fan stumbles through life in the ever-pursuit of chicken nuggets and other life-shortening indulgences.
Demon's Mirror
Harry Bogosian
Based loosely off of "The Snow Queen", a story by Hans Christian Andersen, we see things take a different turn as the demons become central characters, and the side characters stick around. Yup, that's the only differences. Enjoy!
Atomic Robo
Brian Clevinger, Scott Wegener
The robot punches monsters and bad robots and one time he was a cowboy.
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Countdown to Countdown
Velinxi
Iris Black is a self-proclaimed inventor with the curious ability to bring his drawings to life, and yearns to find a space where he can use his powers freely.
Star Trip
Gisele Weaver
Jas is a human taken from her home planet on a trip across the galaxy she will never forget.
No End
Erli, Kromi
A queer romance about people attempting to build lives in a cold, post-apocalyptic world ravaged by hordes of undead.
Folklore
Adam Ma, Colin Tan Wei
A superhuman horror story focused on a small band of survivors trying to navigate a war-torn world in the aftermath of the Federation’s collapse.
Lunar Blight
Studio CARTRIDGE, Laura Lee
Lunar Blight is a gothic horror story about an elite knight serving a moon cult who must choose between upholding his honoured duty or condemning everything he’s grown to know.
Anacrine Complex
Sae Cotton
A superhuman heist involving probably too many pigeons than entirely necessary.
Between Failures
Jackie Wohlenhaus
The low stakes adventures of an assorted group of 20 somethings trapped in the declining years of American retail. They are naughty and say lots of swears.
Obelisk
Ashley McCammon
In 1908 New York, a young woman struggles to put her life back together in the wake of her father's death - until she discovers a vampire in the shambles of her inheritance.
The Lonely Vincent Bellingham
Diana Huh
Vincent is an unkind man looking to disappear, and finds himself in the care of a vampire and her two wicked children.
Shaderunners
Alex Assan, Lin Darrow
A ragtag band of bootleggers open a speakeasy for bottled colour in the greyscale city of Ironwell.
The Witch Door
Anni K.
Katariina Lehto discovers her neighbor is a witch called Jousia Muotka. Jousia introduces Katariina to the strange people and places beyond the witch door...
Real Science Adventures
Brian Clevinger
Spin off stories and other adventures from the world of Atomic Robo!
MASKLESS
kickingshoes
In a world where people can wield the magic of elemental Masks, all Ashe wants to do is help. Maskless and useless, with dreams of fire and smoke on the back of his tongue, he finds himself on a strange, dangerous path to uncovering the secrets of these incredible objects, and the source of the monsters plaguing his home.
Girl Genius
Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio
In a time when the Industrial Revolution has become an all-out war, Mad Science rules the World...with mixed success.
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
Goblins
Ellipsis
A fantasy RPG as told through the eyes of the low-level monsters.
2 Slices
RJ Morel
After a case of mistaken identity, will awkward Daisuke find help from excitable Mamo, or will his love life be thrown completely off track?
[un]Divine
Ayme
A highschool senior thought giving up his soul for a demon was a good idea. It wasn't.
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Clockwork
Chikuto
Cog Kleinschmidt is a diligent, quiet worker at the Mercia Fortress, the world power's leading stronghold. His orderly life is thrown into chaos when an enemy kingdom sends a diplomat for peace talks. This diplomat needs something from Cog - whether he agrees to their terms or not!
Until casting is finalized, and the project moves from “PRE-production” into “production,” then unfortunately it’s not canon. But we can still aim for it, and calculate the trajectories.
I didn’t think of it that way. You kind of blew my mind a little.
But to be more to the point: T and I write this together, so there are sometimes things that we don’t agree on that live in our own separate headcanons.
Damn, she is working hard. This is the consequence of winning: you get to be boss and run things and that is very hard work if you care enough to do it WELL.
She did from Adriac himself… Delegation Delegation Delegation…
Also here a quote form the Absolute Monarch Louse IX ” and this is a guy who loved controlling everything (his government was the standard of Absolutism in Monarchies) admitting he could in any way rule without delegating tasks to others.
I’ve slept in chainmail before.
Granted I was very drunk at the time (also a bit stoned), and taking it off was too much effort.
My German stainless steel chainmail weighs quite a lot.
This exam has three parts. Part One is general knowledge, of the sort that any functional adult ought to have.
The second contains questions in multiple subjects. Choose any three relevant to your own field of expertise, to demonstrate your value as a contributing member of society.
The third part is specific to the current proposition and will determine to what extent you understand it.
Your vote will be weighted based on your score.
When the examiner says “begin”, turn to the next page. You will have 15 minutes.
Performance enhancing fertilizers are not permitted.
Lemme guess… Theocracy! No, can’t appoint sis, that’d be nepotism.
Meritocracy! No, wait, Best is gone…
Damn…
Oh, I forgot, we already know she picks Criminocracy!
It’s a system called Alternative Vote. You vote for the leader you want and a second choice, if your first choice gets the least overall votes your second choice goes forward.
Everyone voted for someone different but all put Bandit as their second choice for a laugh.
I prefer poodle ballista. There’s something satisfying about the sudden click-thwong and the rapidly receding ky-yi-ky-yi-ky-yi-ky-yi…, followed by a nice meaty sound that echos across the valley.
“Tyrant”? “Government”? I think Syr’Nj is a little confused. They aren’t a country, they’re a military unit. Military units don’t typically get to choose who their commander is…
Pish posh. When you’re tired enough, any kind of sleep is comfortable. And I don’t see why chainmail would be uncomfortable. I’m pretty sure that’s just something DMs made up because they didn’t want adventurers to always wear armour when sleeping.
Anarchy?
That I run?
It’s Dr. Syr’Nj’s turn.
You people all have to learn
This world is going to BURRRRN!
BURN!
BUR.. er that’s Syr apostrophe Nj…
BURN.
It’s Dr. Syr’Nj’s turn?
bananarchy!
http://www.mitchclem.com/nothingnice/293/
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
BANDIT FOR PRESIDENT!!!
We already got one! ::Badump bump TSH!::
Syr’Nj looks really tired. She’s got barks under her eyes.
You know you can tell her age by the rings under her eyes…
just throwing this out there, but isnt your headcanon.. uh.. canon?
Until casting is finalized, and the project moves from “PRE-production” into “production,” then unfortunately it’s not canon. But we can still aim for it, and calculate the trajectories.
I didn’t think of it that way. You kind of blew my mind a little.
But to be more to the point: T and I write this together, so there are sometimes things that we don’t agree on that live in our own separate headcanons.
I still hear Michael Weston for Byron.
Michael Weston the character or Michael Weston the actor? One works for me, the other doesn’t.
I loved that they got him to guest star in a Burn Notice episode.
Headcanon
Artistic Differences…Round One…FIGHT!
FINISH HIM
FRIENDSHIP
I’m guessing she’s going to ask them to pick a leader through consensus.
I wonder if that’s her real world persona bleeding into a fantasy world run mostly by nobility or through martial merit.
The AGM shall become an EGM if any member of the society deems events to be extrordonary
So everybody writes down the name of who they choose and puts it into a hat.
And Bandit steals the hat.
YES YES YES!
Damn, she is working hard. This is the consequence of winning: you get to be boss and run things and that is very hard work if you care enough to do it WELL.
Syr’Nj needs to get some advice from someone of similar rank and position on how to do it all, and still have time for some nightlife.
Calling Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America!
She did from Adriac himself… Delegation Delegation Delegation…
Also here a quote form the Absolute Monarch Louse IX ” and this is a guy who loved controlling everything (his government was the standard of Absolutism in Monarchies) admitting he could in any way rule without delegating tasks to others.
Right frogot the quote silly me well heres the paraphrase “Those who cannot delegate cannot rule”
She slept in chainmail. That’s just stupid. :)
>Implying she even got to sleep.
chainmail is actually pretty comfy. a bit heavy, but comfy.
well she’s getting nookie on a regular basis, maybe she took Endurance as her last feat
I’ve slept in chainmail before.
Granted I was very drunk at the time (also a bit stoned), and taking it off was too much effort.
My German stainless steel chainmail weighs quite a lot.
“Okay, first, we get two cows…”
I have these horses… Will they do?
I have two oxen.
but I have three boxen! They’re with my moosen in the woodsen!
Only in lasagna.
Academocracy:
This exam has three parts. Part One is general knowledge, of the sort that any functional adult ought to have.
The second contains questions in multiple subjects. Choose any three relevant to your own field of expertise, to demonstrate your value as a contributing member of society.
The third part is specific to the current proposition and will determine to what extent you understand it.
Your vote will be weighted based on your score.
When the examiner says “begin”, turn to the next page. You will have 15 minutes.
Performance enhancing fertilizers are not permitted.
“Uh, sir. Melborg is looking at my test. And I know it is him because he is leaking sap on my shoulder.”
“Right, Pencils down! You may now proceed to the voting booths. Except for you… you, and… you, Melborg. We need to talk.”
Can we please actually put this in place for the US Congress? But wait, I’m an academician. Of course I would like this idea.
Lemme guess… Theocracy! No, can’t appoint sis, that’d be nepotism.
Meritocracy! No, wait, Best is gone…
Damn…
Oh, I forgot, we already know she picks Criminocracy!
So, congress, then?
It’s a system called Alternative Vote. You vote for the leader you want and a second choice, if your first choice gets the least overall votes your second choice goes forward.
Everyone voted for someone different but all put Bandit as their second choice for a laugh.
Jokes on them at the bottom of that crevice :-)
Or, everyone voted “Not it!”, except for Bandit, who pocketed her ballot.
Erm … since when is appointing someone tyranic ?
Tyrants do get henchmen. It’s one of the perks.
S/Gastonian Leisure Squad/Poodle Trebuchet Regiment.
They use pink pikes and silver swords.
Do the poodles operate the trebuchets, or do the trebuchets use poodles?
Both.
Poodles poodling poodles?
After they hit, it’s all poodle puddles.
“Private, you need to work on your aim! We can’t afford to be piddling poodles!”
I leave this as an exercise for the reader.
Looks like the readers got some good exercise out of this one.
I prefer poodle ballista. There’s something satisfying about the sudden click-thwong and the rapidly receding ky-yi-ky-yi-ky-yi-ky-yi…, followed by a nice meaty sound that echos across the valley.
Save the trebuchets for the mimes.
Sleeping in chainmail? Ouch!
“Tyrant”? “Government”? I think Syr’Nj is a little confused. They aren’t a country, they’re a military unit. Military units don’t typically get to choose who their commander is…
She’s getting her position as ruler of the wood elves confused with her position as commander of the Peacemakers.
sleeping in chainmail must not be very comfortable
Pish posh. When you’re tired enough, any kind of sleep is comfortable. And I don’t see why chainmail would be uncomfortable. I’m pretty sure that’s just something DMs made up because they didn’t want adventurers to always wear armour when sleeping.
WHEEL!
OF!
LEADERSHIP!
Turn Turn Turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn!
Wreck-creation.
You were so close!
shoot the cows and throw away the milk