Sphere in a Goblet! Throw the sphere up and catch it in the goblet. If you don’t it’s okay, because the sphere is on a piece of twine attached to the goblet.
It’s not worth the trouble. The ones with uninvolved parents are too fat to drown, and the ones with involved parents have already been taught to tread water / blood. Really, it just not worth generating a sea of blood lately. Nope, not like back when I was an imp. Now those were the days! Seas of blood, rains of frogs, swarms of locusts; people are too soft now. And get off my lawn! You’re stepping on my plague of worms!
Did Ashok reach entirely around his body with his gauntleted left hand in order to cut his right with the ceremonial kris? That’s pretty awkward; no wonder there’s extra blood.
Or maybe the dude behind him is just wearing gray gloves.
In-Arma-gedda-Con, Baby
I reluctantly tolerate you
In-Arma-gedda-Con, Honey
Don’t you know you’ll be one of the few
Oh won’t you come with me
And take my ha-and
Oh won’t you follow when i
Warp this la-a-a-and
To serve my com-ma-and!
Attention! All participants! There will be a poison dart crossbow target shooting competition and a dissolution spell casting lecture following the ritual peasant disemboweling and goat sacrifices in Cave Seven. A buffet featuring fresh snake meat and human organs is being served in Cave Nine. Have fun.
This is one casual cult….I like it. Where do I sign?
MY GENIUS DEMANDS VENGEANCE!
“I wanted to ride BEARS INTO BATTLE!”
We all just want our own war bears…
I would like two. So I have one for weekend to ride into town.
“My second bear is a Dire, too”
Do these folk have the constitutional right to arm bears?
Only in the sense that bear falconry was even more of a disaster than bear cavalry.
Fifth from the front:
“The inventor of this damnably addictive contraption shall SUFFER ETERNALLY!”
Sphere in a Goblet! Throw the sphere up and catch it in the goblet. If you don’t it’s okay, because the sphere is on a piece of twine attached to the goblet.
This seems strangely familiar
Blazing Saddles?
IGNORE MY CASUAL FRIDAY SUGGESTION WILL YOU?
I’LL DROWN YOUR CHILDREN IN A SEA OF BLOOD!
It’s not worth the trouble. The ones with uninvolved parents are too fat to drown, and the ones with involved parents have already been taught to tread water / blood. Really, it just not worth generating a sea of blood lately. Nope, not like back when I was an imp. Now those were the days! Seas of blood, rains of frogs, swarms of locusts; people are too soft now. And get off my lawn! You’re stepping on my plague of worms!
Casual & entertaining Armageddon cult? Where do I sign up!
And then they have to go through the security screening.
Have to make sure they ARE carrying a deadly weapon, hidden somewhere on their person.
Fast acting poisons are fine, too.
This is adorable. Good lords, this brings the nostalgia, from back when I had the money+time to go to cons…
Cults always have the best screening process’ … if you have the gold and the anger you can pass!
When he was asked if he had anything to declare I thought it was going to be something about independence.
So … what do the cosplayers look like? Can we even tell them apart?!
Cardboard Tectonicus is at every one. And so is Man-Frigg, but we don’t like to talk about Man-Frigg.
Oh, come on! Maintaining end-of-the-world cults and their Armagedda-Cons isn’t cheap. It’s only right for the members to pay to cover the upkeep.
Oh, no, I didn’t catch the ball in the cup! Oh, wait a minute, it’s okay because the ball is on a string and attached to the cup.
Was expecting, nay, hoping, that he would have used his new buddy’s blood to sign :D (why doesn’t anyone else think of that?)
OH NO! I forgot my Blood in my other jacket! CAN I BORROW YOURS?
I understand that the wrist bands are made from human skin.
Anyone else getting a Henchman 21 and 24 vibe? I’m half expecting a Monarch parody to pop out any second!
I so got that!
Heeeee, this would be an awesome animated short.
Did Ashok reach entirely around his body with his gauntleted left hand in order to cut his right with the ceremonial kris? That’s pretty awkward; no wonder there’s extra blood.
Or maybe the dude behind him is just wearing gray gloves.
No, silly, he just took off his gauntlet. *wave wave stating the obvious wave* Course, you already knew that.
Dear Creators:
STOP HUMANIZING EVERYONE
IT IS MAKING MY EMOTIONAL LOYALTIES ALL GREY AND REALISTIC
Happy Easter!
– A Loki
In-Arma-gedda-Con, Baby
I reluctantly tolerate you
In-Arma-gedda-Con, Honey
Don’t you know you’ll be one of the few
Oh won’t you come with me
And take my ha-and
Oh won’t you follow when i
Warp this la-a-a-and
To serve my com-ma-and!
:Holds up lighter:
:Sets fire to auditorium:
:Sets fire to audience:
:Sets fire to firefighters:
Let the Flame War begin with fiery provocation and sparks of wits.
I hear booking a hotel room at Armagedda-Con is almost impossible.
Someone should tell the guy who’s 6th in line that his wrist-sundial isn’t going to work in this cave.
Attention! All participants! There will be a poison dart crossbow target shooting competition and a dissolution spell casting lecture following the ritual peasant disemboweling and goat sacrifices in Cave Seven. A buffet featuring fresh snake meat and human organs is being served in Cave Nine. Have fun.