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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Well, that's one way to get ahead of the fight.

Chapter 30 – Page 11

on April 8, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 30
└ Tags: Auraugu, Bandit, Frigg, Magda, Penk, Rachel
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  1. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    April 8, 2014, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Dibbs on the squeeze!

  2. Fairportfan
    Fairportfan
    April 8, 2014, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    I’ll be glad to squeeze ya, Bandit.

    And Rachel, too.

    • Fenlander
      Fenlander
      April 8, 2014, 2:26 am | # | Reply

      but not Frigg? You are asking for a k-smite where it hurts :-)

      • CoridimusPrime
        CoridimusPrime
        April 8, 2014, 2:44 am | # | Reply

        I would happily squeeze all three at once!

        • Gristle McNerd
          Gristle McNerd
          April 8, 2014, 8:45 am | # | Reply

          But which one’d be your main squeeze?

          • Guesticus
            Guesticus
            April 8, 2014, 9:24 am | # | Reply

            The Frigg!

            • Carl-E
              Carl-E
              April 8, 2014, 10:31 am | # | Reply

              With the armor, that squeeze’d be a lot more work, with a lot less effect.

              Unless you mean “crush”…

              • Ein the Super Doge
                Ein the Super Doge
                April 8, 2014, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

                My main crush waifu~

      • Seggs
        Seggs
        April 9, 2014, 10:54 am | # | Reply

        if youre on the receiving end of a ka-smite, isnt everywhere “where it hurts”?

  3. JSStryker
    JSStryker
    April 8, 2014, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Where the one side , hot soup coming through?

  4. Gabe
    Gabe
    April 8, 2014, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    Her pithy comments are over their heads.

  5. Acrox
    Acrox
    April 8, 2014, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    So, what part of wrasslin’ is Auraugu doing? The folding chair part?

    • Bruceski
      Bruceski
      April 8, 2014, 1:38 am | # | Reply

      He seems to be stuck in the Collapsing Worf stance.

    • Tsenzei
      Tsenzei
      April 8, 2014, 2:40 pm | # | Reply

      Dude just wanted an air-plane ride, like from when he was a kid. Can’t blame him for that. The champion of the fuzzy peoples gains strength from his warm childhood memories.

  6. Karmakat
    Karmakat
    April 8, 2014, 12:40 am | # | Reply

    it’s like BOWLING with fuzz hehe

  7. biggmac
    biggmac
    April 8, 2014, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    I haven’t seen a flaming drumstick that impressive since I overfilled the turkey fryer with peanut oil last thanksgiving!

  8. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    April 8, 2014, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    I’m reminded of the Homecoming Parade scene in Animal House: “‘Scuse me, pardon me, ‘scuse me, pardon me…” And now I almost expect Bandit to make a grand entrance in the Deathmobile.

    • Eric
      Eric
      April 8, 2014, 3:45 am | # | Reply

      I flashed a little further back, to Bugs Bunny in a movie theater going back and forth to his seat on the far end of the row, so ‘I’ expect Elmer Fudd to show up soon.

  9. Villyne
    Villyne
    April 8, 2014, 1:20 am | # | Reply

    A few more head stomps and Bandit gets a 1-up

    • Acrox
      Acrox
      April 8, 2014, 9:16 am | # | Reply

      That explains how she surived after splitting up from the party.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      April 8, 2014, 9:32 am | # | Reply

      Notice how she only stomped the heads of the Worlds Rebels Liberators?

      • Carl-E
        Carl-E
        April 8, 2014, 10:32 am | # | Reply

        Gotta pick your path through life carefully!

  10. Bloodvork
    Bloodvork
    April 8, 2014, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    Clearly Magda has not seen Clerks 2.

    • Seggs
      Seggs
      April 9, 2014, 10:57 am | # | Reply

      i dont think thats what they meant by “ass to mouth” in clerks 2

  11. Snowblind
    Snowblind
    April 8, 2014, 1:52 am | # | Reply

    Bad Doge!

    Such grapples!
    So flying!
    Much landing!

    • J
      J
      April 8, 2014, 9:32 am | # | Reply

      I wish I could downvote comments.

      • Carl-E
        Carl-E
        April 8, 2014, 10:33 am | # | Reply

        Not responding to them would be a good start…

      • Snowblind
        Snowblind
        April 8, 2014, 4:28 pm | # | Reply

        The memes are living rent free in your head.

  12. ThePuck1
    ThePuck1
    April 8, 2014, 2:04 am | # | Reply

    One fastball special, coming right up!

  13. Olentzero
    Olentzero
    April 8, 2014, 3:43 am | # | Reply

    Champion of the fuzzy peoples fall down go splat.

    • Gristle McNerd
      Gristle McNerd
      April 8, 2014, 8:46 am | # | Reply

      Hyes! :D

  14. Mujaki
    Mujaki
    April 8, 2014, 4:18 am | # | Reply

    Panel two, Rachel is holding Auraugu by the back of the neck, and shutting him down.
    Makes me wonder if Gnolls have a similar instinctive reaction as cats do.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      April 8, 2014, 9:28 am | # | Reply

      Nah, more like he is just surprised a mere human woman managed to out wrassle the Fuzzy Champion

      • Carl-E
        Carl-E
        April 8, 2014, 10:35 am | # | Reply

        Probably has something to do with the glowing golden hand…

  15. MidnightDStroyer
    MidnightDStroyer
    April 8, 2014, 5:30 am | # | Reply

    Make a hole, make it wide, make it big! Now!

    • Lexible
      Lexible
      April 9, 2014, 2:55 am | # | Reply

      That’s what SHE said!

  16. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    April 8, 2014, 9:29 am | # | Reply

    Not sure who is going to be more embarrassed by the last panel: Fuzzy for getting tossed like a stale bagel, or Maggie for getting a face full of fuzzy butt

    • Olentzero
      Olentzero
      April 9, 2014, 4:52 am | # | Reply

      Let’s hope Araugu didn’t have the wet food last night…

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        April 9, 2014, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

        Or extra helpings of the spicy foods

  17. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    April 8, 2014, 9:45 am | # | Reply

    Auraugu keeps getting put out into the yard.

  18. Torint
    Torint
    April 8, 2014, 10:30 am | # | Reply

    Poor Magda. She’s learning first hand that Auraugu is, in fact, the Champions’ hairy bollocks.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 20, 2018, 9:12 pm | # | Reply

      Tea-bagging your own teammate is usually frowned upon.

  19. Electricdawn
    Electricdawn
    April 8, 2014, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

    Butt (and nuts) in yo’ face!

    Poor Magda…

  20. DeePseudonym
    DeePseudonym
    April 8, 2014, 1:03 pm | # | Reply

    The Champion of the Fuzzy Peoples is turning into the Greatest Melee Weapon Ever for the wrong side! What a mortifying development, hyes……

    • TBeckett
      TBeckett
      April 8, 2014, 3:16 pm | # | Reply

      I’m thinking he needs to work on his tag-team wrestling skills, cause this luchador seems to struggle when working with a team.

      • nemui
        nemui
        April 8, 2014, 5:53 pm | # | Reply

        He’s obviously having an off day. Happens to the fuzziest of us.

  21. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    April 8, 2014, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

    Auraugu’s theme music is turning out to be Yakkety Sax.

  22. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    April 8, 2014, 3:12 pm | # | Reply

    One moment, Auraugu wrestles down Frigg’s holy glowing supershit. The next, he’s easily out-wrestled by Rachel. I think he rolled a critical hit followed by a critical miss. :)

    • TBeckett
      TBeckett
      April 8, 2014, 3:14 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, definitely having some bad luck here.

    • Seggs
      Seggs
      April 9, 2014, 11:03 am | # | Reply

      i think its more that pro wrestlers dont expect step into the ring against someone who is trained in judo/tai chi; they kinda expect to be caught in a grapple instead of deflected.

      or dodged. but here we dont have any ropes off which he may bounce

  23. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    April 9, 2014, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    Penk’s mace is an angry face.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      April 9, 2014, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, noticed that as well, maybe because it’s on fire?

  24. Hatman
    Hatman
    April 9, 2014, 2:33 am | # | Reply

    I think I just came to realize that I wouldn’t be upset if anybody died in this fight except for Auraugu. The fuzzy peoples need their champion.

  25. Jourell
    Jourell
    August 15, 2014, 10:23 pm | # | Reply

    Gnoll bowl

  26. Nicky Nick
    Nicky Nick
    May 11, 2015, 10:41 am | # | Reply

    The Gnoll looks surprised. ^^

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