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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

I.E.D. Chicken - It's airship-bustin' good!

Chapter 30 – Page 19

on April 18, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 30
└ Tags: Goblaurence, Rana
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  1. bwernard
    bwernard
    April 18, 2014, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    And then Iceman says: “You are still dangerous… you can be my wingman anytime.”

    • Chris
      Chris
      April 18, 2014, 8:41 am | # | Reply

      Blue Leader checking in.

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        April 18, 2014, 10:35 am | # | Reply

        Red 5, standing by.

        …I wonder if those airships have any vulnerable exhaust ports?…

    • Imrar
      Imrar
      April 19, 2014, 2:06 pm | # | Reply

      “Bullshit, you can be mine.” -Maverick

  2. Loyal
    Loyal
    April 18, 2014, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Vote to name the newbies Biggsbird and Wedgewing.

    • zero
      zero
      April 18, 2014, 5:48 am | # | Reply

      and they’re red shirted hawkmen

  3. Bob
    Bob
    April 18, 2014, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Oh no, he forgot the G-Diffuser.

  4. Ganurath
    Ganurath
    April 18, 2014, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    So, he’s actually going with the rocket aven plan? I was hoping he’d wing it.

    • TachyonCode
      TachyonCode
      April 18, 2014, 12:46 am | # | Reply

      Punishments for this nonsense include getting tarred and feathered, and BAM, ZOOM, STRAIGHT TO THE MOON. Because rockets.

      • Ahighfunctioningsociopath
        Ahighfunctioningsociopath
        April 18, 2014, 1:02 am | # | Reply

        Make sure to cast feather-fall

    • Chantelune
      Chantelune
      April 18, 2014, 3:46 am | # | Reply

      Well, he did science to it on the fly.

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        April 18, 2014, 10:37 am | # | Reply

        But because he had to jury-rig those rockets together, the final results are still up-in-the-air.

      • FoolishOwl
        FoolishOwl
        April 18, 2014, 2:55 pm | # | Reply

        NO, no, no! He did ENGINEERING to it on the fly.

        This is, like, a completely different team.

        • TachyonCode
          TachyonCode
          April 19, 2014, 4:20 pm | # | Reply

          The lesson here is that science comes in a vial; engineering comes in a payload.

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          April 22, 2014, 3:00 pm | # | Reply

          Well, it’s very difficult to Engineer it if you don’t have the Science for it first…

  5. Tats
    Tats
    April 18, 2014, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    You know..looking back at the start.I really miss the basic premise heroes go adventuring. I mean..did we really need the grey and grey morality or the faction stuff etc?

    Like I don’t like these guys,I know others do..but got here for the peacekeepers and the wacky stuff earlier. As I look at this just, it just makes me sad to how far it’s changed.But guess thats me.

    I like simple good and bad, and wacky. Pannels of medics being blown up, racism and stuff is..meh

    • Commiekeebler
      Commiekeebler
      April 18, 2014, 7:25 pm | # | Reply

      Your sentiment is a popular one. If you accept what the news or politicians tell you (and it is often tempting to do this, instead of doing your own research, and drawing own conclusions)…

      … the danger is repeating the Third Reich. Hello, Godwin’s law. :)

    • Fiaryn
      Fiaryn
      April 18, 2014, 10:44 pm | # | Reply

      Simple good and bad is always attractive, but it’s more dangerous than it seems. Simple good and bad can reinforce destructive and dehumanizing cultural precepts. The civilization versus the barbarians narrative is an unhealthy one that deserves undermining wherever possible.

      • Martin
        Martin
        April 19, 2014, 6:34 am | # | Reply

        This, I think, is one of the most important things at all. Tats, if you’ve got some time I very much recommend the linked article. (trigger warning: rape, murder)

      • Cede
        Cede
        April 19, 2014, 9:00 am | # | Reply

        The whole peacekeeper getting slaughterd thing is kind of boring…

    • Imrar
      Imrar
      April 19, 2014, 2:14 pm | # | Reply

      The most immediate problem of your wish is that a comic like that has much smaller chance of surviving. If the comic does not evolve, people will most likely get bored. (Unless you’re interested on doing the newspaper strips.. although even they evolve a little.)

    • Lu86
      Lu86
      April 19, 2014, 8:24 pm | # | Reply

      I’m actually sorta with you there, but not quite. I like epics more than gag-a-day comics. But I’m so tired of the moral ambiguity stories.

      I understand the arguments that other posters have presented here, and yet I really really doubt you can play the nazi card on a fantasy story. I think grey vs grey hasn’t been new since what, the 90’s? To me it doesn’t feel confusing, it just feels played out and boring.

      • Benedikt
        Benedikt
        April 21, 2014, 6:28 am | # | Reply

        Yeah… Moral ambiguity is soooo 90s…
        Today everything is Black and White again! (And look what a big success Hollywood had with this formula the past year!)

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      April 19, 2014, 9:17 pm | # | Reply

      I think they’re telling the same story they intended to since day 1. If it’s not your bag, then maybe you should look elsewhere. Those first few adventures were fun, but they were a really small part of the story.

      • Lu86
        Lu86
        April 20, 2014, 2:51 am | # | Reply

        An inability to allow expression of criticism or disagreement is how Tim Buckley got started. Just saying.

        …Come to think of it, is mentioning Tim Buckley the webcomic equivalent of comparing someone to Hitler?

  6. Zblackgoat
    Zblackgoat
    April 18, 2014, 12:49 am | # | Reply

    Are they sure those things detach when you pull the chord?

    • Grenaid
      Grenaid
      April 18, 2014, 1:14 am | # | Reply

      No time for extra features!

    • Messenger
      Messenger
      April 18, 2014, 2:39 am | # | Reply

      Assuming Avians need to flap their wings to fly and don’t just levitate through magic or will or whatnot, then they’re going to have to cut off their own propulsion or power to reach behind to pull the cords.

      That said, I cannot blame Goblaurence for any potential malfunctions or oversights. He cobbled these together on the spot from wreckage under extreme pressure and desperation. It’s the tiniest chance that the Savage Army has for not being obliterated by bombing.

      • Aslandus
        Aslandus
        April 18, 2014, 9:26 am | # | Reply

        Since they’re bird people, they can probably reach behind and activate it with their taloned feet, meaning they don’t have to plummet from the sky to hit use their weapon…

        • Vermicelli
          Vermicelli
          April 18, 2014, 11:40 am | # | Reply

          Are bird people known for being able to reach heir backs with their feet? I’ve never heard that stereotype.

    • Karmakat
      Karmakat
      April 18, 2014, 2:54 am | # | Reply

      tail wind might be included hehe

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      April 20, 2014, 11:53 pm | # | Reply

      Of course they will detach when the cord is pulled… oh, you mean the bomb and not the wings (and the head, and the spleen, and the gullet, etc…)

  7. Taxil Necrobane
    Taxil Necrobane
    April 18, 2014, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    why do i get the sinking feeling that those rockets won’t release from the bird men and both the bird men and the rockets become a kamikaze attack on the air ships.

    • Acrox
      Acrox
      April 18, 2014, 1:20 am | # | Reply

      In the words of their generation: Down yours!

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      April 18, 2014, 1:40 am | # | Reply

      That’s what Goblaurence implied would happen when he first came up with the attack.

    • Beige
      Beige
      April 18, 2014, 2:06 am | # | Reply

      I don’t see why. it’s a cord – make it stay IN would be harder that letting it come out

      I mean, Gobby so far hasn’t seemed the type to willingly kill his troops for no reason, even if he’s not the most fond of em

      • MattStriker
        MattStriker
        April 18, 2014, 6:08 am | # | Reply

        Except that this isn’t “for no reason”. This is sacrificing a few troops to save the rest, which is something military leaders find themselves having to do quite often.

      • Messenger
        Messenger
        April 18, 2014, 6:14 am | # | Reply

        I’m with you, Beige. Goblaurence isn’t nice, but neither is he callous nor cruel. His top priority is efficiency- and reusable bombers are far more efficient and far less wasteful than one-shot kamikaze aerial troops.

        That’s not to say that the rockets *will* release, though- Laurence had to make them from battlefield wreckage, on the spot, and with little time. As proficient an engineer as he is, he’s bound to have cut some corners and skip some quality control processes. To be honest, that he came up with them on the fly like that is a feat in itself!

        • Acrox
          Acrox
          April 18, 2014, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

          Reusable bombers… surprisingly elite cannon fodder?

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      April 19, 2014, 9:19 pm | # | Reply

      One of those birdmen is a fellow Champion…..

  8. MonkeyMadness
    MonkeyMadness
    April 18, 2014, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    “Rana, you’ve switched off your targeting computer. Are you all right?”

  9. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    April 18, 2014, 1:25 am | # | Reply

    Is this the first time we see different sub species of avians. One’s a flamingo or something, the black one’s a crow maybe. Well, based on them in any case.

    • insomniac
      insomniac
      April 18, 2014, 1:27 am | # | Reply

      Pretty sure it’s a vulture, not a flamingo.

      • Psolo Ghoti
        Psolo Ghoti
        April 18, 2014, 2:20 am | # | Reply

        Trigger comes to mind. Let’s hope the safety’s not on.

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          April 18, 2014, 5:10 am | # | Reply

          Ah, good. I’m not the only one.

        • SlyDragon
          SlyDragon
          April 18, 2014, 10:01 am | # | Reply

          The safety’s never on ol’Betsy.

      • Cliffmonster
        Cliffmonster
        April 18, 2014, 9:06 am | # | Reply

        Its definitely a toucan.

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          April 18, 2014, 10:41 am | # | Reply

          Does that mean he’s just going to follow his nose?

      • TBeckett
        TBeckett
        April 18, 2014, 10:33 am | # | Reply

        “What do you wanna do?”
        “I dunno, what do you wanna do?”
        “Now don’ start that again!”

      • Dorje Sylas
        Dorje Sylas
        April 18, 2014, 2:59 pm | # | Reply

        Or its Nutsy. Although the beak isn’t as bent. :P

  10. Random Whatever
    Random Whatever
    April 18, 2014, 2:03 am | # | Reply

    This is what I have been waiting for. Battle is on. I knew there was a reason Harky chose Goblaurance.

  11. Bloodvork
    Bloodvork
    April 18, 2014, 2:46 am | # | Reply

    Avians! ……….. DEEEE-YIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

    • Robtimus
      Robtimus
      April 18, 2014, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

      +1

  12. Karmakat
    Karmakat
    April 18, 2014, 2:54 am | # | Reply

    “mind your tail feathers”
    got that reminds me all those bazooka jokes in movies hehe

  13. Smallfoot
    Smallfoot
    April 18, 2014, 6:49 am | # | Reply

    I can’t help but imagine the buzzard Avian singing to himself as he flies:

    “Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii’m de-livering a goblin I.E.D.
    Won’t my warchief be so proud of me?”

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      April 18, 2014, 10:44 am | # | Reply

      …I’m old enough to remember that particular cartoon that you altered the lyrics from. I mentally played the melody as I read your lyrics.

  14. Aslandus
    Aslandus
    April 18, 2014, 9:28 am | # | Reply

    I see Goblaurence is more concerned about helping the actual army than getting into fistfights with the heroes of the other faction. A lesson both sides could learn from.

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      April 18, 2014, 9:08 pm | # | Reply

      Recall, it was Goblaurence who told Penk that it was important to take down at least one Peacemaker, as part of the psychological part of war. Breaking morale is a big plus. And as the previous page shows, there can be additional benefits.

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      April 18, 2014, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

      Hmm, also it was Penk who ordered Goblaurence yo deal with the blimps I think

  15. Fren
    Fren
    April 18, 2014, 9:39 am | # | Reply

    Personally, I’m just glad that the World’s Rebellion uses the metric system.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      April 18, 2014, 10:47 am | # | Reply

      It’s not necessarily the Rebellion, on the whole, that uses the metric system. Remember, Gob is an *engineer*, not any kind of rank-n-file member of his species.

      • wwlaos
        wwlaos
        April 18, 2014, 11:17 am | # | Reply

        Exactly. Even here in the USA where we’re known for our inches and feet and miles and whatnot, we scientists and engineers use the metric system.

  16. Tatsu
    Tatsu
    April 18, 2014, 10:12 am | # | Reply

    Wow guess my post wasen’t approved?I was just talking about how far the comic has changed.

    • Bloodvork
      Bloodvork
      April 18, 2014, 10:35 am | # | Reply

      Did you try and post a URL on it, maybe to a previous comic? It will auto-deny a post with a URL in it (I think only if it’s your first post) even if it’s a link back to this site. Had my first post her bonked several times for that. Once your first post is approved, it doesn’t need to do it for later posts with the same email address.

      • Tatsu
        Tatsu
        April 18, 2014, 12:04 pm | # | Reply

        Nah no link like that.

        I was just saying I really miss the start premise of the comic.Goofy guys in a mmo dungeon. I mean now it’s drama, grey and grey, and half focus on the World Rebellion dudes.

        I came for goofy funny stuff.But seeing medics get blown up, genocide, and jerks like Goblaurence as focused is..meh.

        I don’t know it just feels like the comic is going off where I came to enjoy.I feel like dropping this and been reading since beginning.

        • Thom
          Thom
          April 18, 2014, 10:42 pm | # | Reply

          I saw your post up the page a bit, it must have made it eventually.
          From what I can tell, we can’t really say that it has gone off the original premise, as all the stuff happening now was indeed the intended destination of the comic.. do I have that right, those of you who know / pay more attention than me?

          Not that that means you can’t dislike it or anything, just saying.

        • Benedikt
          Benedikt
          April 19, 2014, 6:53 am | # | Reply

          I personally love it. And for me it seemed from the beginning that a very differentiated picture was being drawn.

  17. Vermicelli
    Vermicelli
    April 18, 2014, 11:45 am | # | Reply

    Do Avians have much in the way of tailfeathers? None are visible on this page.

    Also, given the two sides of a torso, why put the rocket and launch mechanism on the *back*? (It’s not like these guys have the keel and ridiculously huge pectoral musculature they’d need to plausibly fly non-magically.)

  18. King of Zeroes
    King of Zeroes
    April 18, 2014, 2:24 pm | # | Reply

    Goblaurence is definitely the second most likeable character in the Horde. He’s basically Macguyver. Just made some goddamn rockets out of broke ass giant robots or something, and strapped them to the backs of some birdmen. Syr’nj basically Deus ex Machina’s magic potions out of her backpack. Not Goblaurence, no. Goblaurence cobbles that shit together on the fly!

    If you’re wondering, hyes, most likeable is Auraugu, Champion of the Fuzzy Peoples.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      April 18, 2014, 11:43 pm | # | Reply

      Syr made those potions specifically in preparation for the battle even if it did happen off camera (which is also how Gob made his rockets incidentally).

      • King of Zeroes
        King of Zeroes
        April 21, 2014, 10:51 am | # | Reply

        Sure. In her fancy schamncy lab. Probably doesn’t even USE bubblegum as an adhesive.

      • Observer
        Observer
        March 15, 2015, 11:17 am | # | Reply

        Gob made his rockets “on camera”. We see him with one unfinished as just two pipes bolted together as he works under fire.

  19. Vattic
    Vattic
    April 18, 2014, 2:33 pm | # | Reply

    I love Goblins. I love sarcastic world weary assholes. I love Goblaurence. I just wish his name wasn’t quite so ridiculous.

    • Mordecai
      Mordecai
      April 18, 2014, 6:01 pm | # | Reply

      Yes, unlike dignified names like Bandit (“The Bandit”) Keynes, Frigg, Byron Hackenslasher, and EVERY WOOD ELF’S NAME THAT IS A BLATANT AND OFTEN TERRIBLE PUN.

      • Tsapki
        Tsapki
        April 18, 2014, 9:12 pm | # | Reply

        You left out the Best one…

    • Thom
      Thom
      April 18, 2014, 10:48 pm | # | Reply

      True, true, Goblandon or Goblindsay would have been way more undiculous.
      Or wait… Goblouis! (KA-BLOOEY!!)

  20. Random Whatever
    Random Whatever
    April 19, 2014, 1:54 am | # | Reply

    Wait, Goblaurance’s smokin a cigar without a crook in it.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      April 20, 2014, 11:58 pm | # | Reply

      Looks more like a brown joint to me

  21. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    April 21, 2014, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Anyone else hearing this when they see the crow fly straight (up)?

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