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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

She will, she will rock you.

Chapter 30 – Page 22

on April 23, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 30
└ Tags: Frigg, Magda, Penk, Rachel, Rana
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  1. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    April 23, 2014, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Erecting rock hard creations is a really dick move.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      April 23, 2014, 12:26 am | # | Reply

      Those (en)gorgeous creations are totally via(gra)ble.

      • Ganurath
        Ganurath
        April 23, 2014, 1:06 am | # | Reply

        I can also make subtle innuendo.

        …EXPLOSIONS!

        • Paddy
          Paddy
          April 23, 2014, 6:13 am | # | Reply

          On her knees, burning with passion, Magda calls and they come, thrusting upwards through the fertile earth…

          • MidnightDStroyer
            MidnightDStroyer
            April 23, 2014, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

            Magda is one, hot mama!

    • CorrTerek
      CorrTerek
      April 23, 2014, 12:41 am | # | Reply

      Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

      • Benedikt
        Benedikt
        April 23, 2014, 5:15 am | # | Reply

        *insert slow clap here*

  2. Schneidend
    Schneidend
    April 23, 2014, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    ROCK ELEMENTAAAAAALLLLLSS! *guitar riff*

  3. biggmac
    biggmac
    April 23, 2014, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Thoughts:
    1. Nice rock band
    2. Penk is, so far, the least effectual champion. And he’s the leader. How inspiring to his troops.

    • CorrTerek
      CorrTerek
      April 23, 2014, 12:38 am | # | Reply

      To be fair, he plays an epic drum solo.

      • SotiCoto
        SotiCoto
        April 1, 2016, 11:16 am | # | Reply

        His drum is bust though.

    • Anonymouse
      Anonymouse
      April 23, 2014, 12:43 am | # | Reply

      He’s the team Bard. Their ridiculous charisma makes up for any incompetence.

      • xain
        xain
        April 23, 2014, 8:21 am | # | Reply

        Penk is more than a bard he’s a BARDBARIAN

    • xain
      xain
      April 23, 2014, 8:20 am | # | Reply

      to be honest its his first battle where he is actually in the Fray and despite that he was able to fight frig on equal footing

      • gromire
        gromire
        April 23, 2014, 12:38 pm | # | Reply

        it wasn’t equal, hes pumped from the juice his god has given him, frigg is 100% her own women who just happens to have ANOTHER form .

  4. Webmetz
    Webmetz
    April 23, 2014, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    *alt text*

    Buddy you’re a golem make a big noise
    Fightin’ in the courtyard gonna roll a big crit some day

    • Fenlander
      Fenlander
      April 23, 2014, 2:09 am | # | Reply

      You got magma on your face, a big disgrace
      hurling those boulders all over the place.

      • DALEK
        DALEK
        April 23, 2014, 8:26 am | # | Reply

        SHE WILL, SHE WILL ROCK YOU.
        SHE WILL, SHE WILL ROCK YOU.

  5. Fenlander
    Fenlander
    April 23, 2014, 2:08 am | # | Reply

    Random thought: I don’t think HR has been able to kill the Peacekeepers because they are NPCs. The players are the Worlds Champions.

    • Siarles
      Siarles
      April 23, 2014, 2:13 am | # | Reply

      There’s an interesting theory.

      P.S.: I have no idea if I did the italics right. I really wish the HTML note at the bottom explained how to use them better or we had a way to preview comments.

      • Siarles
        Siarles
        April 23, 2014, 2:14 am | # | Reply

        Yay! I did it right.

      • Benedikt
        Benedikt
        April 23, 2014, 5:28 am | # | Reply

        Ineresting, yes. Although I don’t think it works out. HR specifically talks to the guy in the red tube as “Byron” and while he may be erroneously doing so it would rise the question where this error comes from. I still think that the original five players are Byron, Gravedust, Syr’Nj and Frigg. Whether the fifth switched from Best to Bandit… no idea. The player talks about having many different projects so it could be.

        • Catbus
          Catbus
          April 23, 2014, 7:43 am | # | Reply

          I thought the fifth switched to Auragu, or maybe Penk. But that conflicts with my other hypothesis: that the nonhumanoid champions are the “tube people” from a different universe that HR accidentally contacted.

          • Benedikt
            Benedikt
            April 23, 2014, 12:07 pm | # | Reply

            (Not a direct answer:)
            I wonder on which grounds we speculate about these matters (PCs, NPCs…). I think we assume that the really elaborate characters are somehow influenced by other entities. But perhaps this hypothesis leads to the wrong conclusions. Perhaps Arkerra has a life on its own, an existence that makes it possible for any character to be as complex as in our world. Which would mean that a) we could only use sepia-world-evidence for our speculations and b) there are terrible difficult ethical implications for every meddling in Arkerran matters… not that HR would care, I guess.

  6. King of Zeroes
    King of Zeroes
    April 23, 2014, 2:26 am | # | Reply

    Oh shit, she’s raising the roof! I think it may be on fire.

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      April 23, 2014, 11:52 am | # | Reply

      We don’t need no water.

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        April 23, 2014, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

        Bloodhound Gang (the “fuzzy peoples?”) will just let the motherf***** burn

        • Mujaki
          Mujaki
          April 23, 2014, 5:52 pm | # | Reply

          Let the motherfuzzer burn!

  7. MonkeyMadness
    MonkeyMadness
    April 23, 2014, 2:34 am | # | Reply

    Is she giving her energy to Goku to form the Spirit Bomb?

  8. Random Idiot
    Random Idiot
    April 23, 2014, 4:56 am | # | Reply

    Rachel’s true weak spot? …Magda’s going to hit her in the E-Merl?

  9. Inlaa
    Inlaa
    April 23, 2014, 7:03 am | # | Reply

    The more I see Magda fight, the more I think “She’s a freaking powerhouse.” I feel like we need Gravy and his would-be apprentice to arrive ASAP, or we’ll be down 1-2 Peacemakers.

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      April 23, 2014, 9:46 am | # | Reply

      No kidding. She was picked because of a better perspective on joining the champions, but I’ve got to wonder if the other candidates could have done even half of what she can or if they were all one-trick ponies. She seems by far to be the strongest combat caster we’ve seen so far.

      • gromire
        gromire
        April 23, 2014, 12:47 pm | # | Reply

        shes a cleric, clerics are caster, warrior, healer and diplomat all rolled into 1 character. just saying i’ve seen to many clerics be “heal-sticks” for my tastes, i usually play the clerics like the titanic bad-ass they erally are. dont get me wrong paliden, druids and monks can do some of the same things but the only classes that can really compete with the utility or do something the cleric cant do naturally are.. rogues, any mage template warrior combo and the odd feral urban ranger. :)

        • Borg
          Borg
          April 13, 2017, 3:24 pm | # | Reply

          Please. Clerics don’t have much in the way of good damage-dealing spells unless they’re facing undead, and they don’t get a pet fighter as a class feature. Plus, no matter how necessary it may be, a cleric can never turn into a polar bear or fire elemental. Clerics are certainly powerful, but there’s only one class that’s a solo adventuring party, and clerics aren’t it.

  10. OamuTheMonk
    OamuTheMonk
    April 23, 2014, 7:07 am | # | Reply

    haha “ye hobag!”

    • Seggs
      Seggs
      April 23, 2014, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

      cant have “ye hobag” getting used without mentioning ERB S1E12

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3w2MTXBebg

  11. Pumpkin Cake
    Pumpkin Cake
    April 23, 2014, 7:39 am | # | Reply

    Clerics of Tectonicus are OP.

    • Fren
      Fren
      April 23, 2014, 9:52 am | # | Reply

      Those in the know roll Cleric.

    • Loyal
      Loyal
      April 23, 2014, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

      Strictly speaking, they’re Shamans.

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      April 23, 2014, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

      Penk is likely giving her a buff, being a bard and all, to say nothing of sharing the same power source. I also thought it was odd Rachel could take them 2 to 1, but it occurred to me that she is likely going full defense.

  12. Aslandus
    Aslandus
    April 23, 2014, 9:09 am | # | Reply

    I guess by “weak spot” she means “everywhere your fists don’t cover”

    • Chris
      Chris
      April 23, 2014, 9:18 am | # | Reply

      She means… there… in that spot… that is weak.

      • wwlaos
        wwlaos
        April 23, 2014, 11:56 am | # | Reply

        …with rock golem fists?

  13. DeePseudonym
    DeePseudonym
    April 23, 2014, 9:19 am | # | Reply

    “surrender now, or I will have my legion of rock monsters find and step on every cute little fluffy animal they can find, you can’t stop them ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!”

    (All the while secretly thinking to herself… “noooooooooo, what have I become?”)

  14. kitastrophe
    kitastrophe
    April 23, 2014, 9:28 am | # | Reply

    Nobody on the zeppelin prepared Magic Missile this morning?

    • Masterofbones
      Masterofbones
      April 23, 2014, 10:51 am | # | Reply

      Magic missile ignores armor, not dodge ac.

      • wwlaos
        wwlaos
        April 23, 2014, 12:00 pm | # | Reply

        Which edition’s Magic Missile are you referring to?

        • Tsapki
          Tsapki
          April 23, 2014, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

          Possibly 4th edition. Does not hit automatically but you can cast endlessly

          • Guesticus
            Guesticus
            April 24, 2014, 7:20 am | # | Reply

            Damn! Olde Skool Magic Missile never missed, my how the mighty (game) has fallen :(

            • kitastrophe
              kitastrophe
              April 24, 2014, 2:51 pm | # | Reply

              Yup. I’m old and decrepit, my magic missiles always hit YOU KIDS GET OFF MY TRAPPER, UHM I MEAN MY FRONT LAWN

  15. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    April 23, 2014, 9:57 am | # | Reply

    Nope, the more see of these so-called ‘Champions’ (each and everyone) the more really really hope they die painfully and permanently (enough so the player breaks a finger, or 11)

    • Benedikt
      Benedikt
      April 23, 2014, 11:53 am | # | Reply

      It’s different for me. I hope that they escape the vicious cycle of aggression.
      And even I they were the worst characters ever I’d still not wish for any harm coming to a player.

      • CorrTerek
        CorrTerek
        April 23, 2014, 7:36 pm | # | Reply

        I’m finding the Champions less likable at the moment, though I think there are several reasons for this. First, this is their first team moment. For most of these guys we’ve only known them for, what, the last chapter and a half? It’s hard to compare to the Peacekeepers when the latter have so much screentime.

        Secondly, they’re attacking the protagonists. I’ve wondered whether who’s on offense and who’s on defense here is skewing people’s perspectives (like mine, perhaps).

        I’m hoping we get to see the Champions in action against the cultists, honestly. That way we have a chance to grow to like them as characters without having to deal with them attacking people we already like at the same time.

  16. Trem
    Trem
    April 23, 2014, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

    I’m assuming by weak spot, she means an injured Frigg.

    • Electricdawn
      Electricdawn
      April 23, 2014, 1:49 pm | # | Reply

      I would say, a [b]dead[/b] Frigg, to be precise.

      • Electricdawn
        Electricdawn
        April 23, 2014, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

        Gnarf, I meant dead, of course.

      • Danzin
        Danzin
        April 23, 2014, 11:24 pm | # | Reply

        Makes sense, Moe helps keep her occupied so she can only watch as Larry and Curly curb stomp her hobbled senpai.

  17. Will
    Will
    May 7, 2014, 11:32 am | # | Reply

    Ye hobag! You’re an old white soulja-boy who has no swag! And no gonads, egads it’s so sad…

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