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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

It's party time.

Chapter 30 – Page 26

on April 29, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 30
└ Tags: Auraugu, Bandit, Byron, Fr'Nj, Frigg, HAMMERHEAD, Magda, Penk, Rachel, Scipio
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  1. Loyal
    Loyal
    April 29, 2014, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    These tag-team fighting games are getting out of hand. The metagame is a complete mess.

  2. DDDragoni
    DDDragoni
    April 29, 2014, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Massive explosion interrupting climactic battle in 3.. 2… 1…

    • Gromnor
      Gromnor
      April 29, 2014, 1:49 pm | # | Reply

      This is not Gangs of new york…thank christ.

    • mrknifey
      mrknifey
      April 29, 2014, 10:58 pm | # | Reply

      Explosion marking the birth of a super powerful 3rd party, whom the 2 groups will have to unite against to stand a chance at avoiding ultimate global destruction…Cue HR in the body of Payet Best!! ;D

  3. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    April 29, 2014, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Good thing it’s not Friday.

    • Cliffmonster
      Cliffmonster
      April 29, 2014, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

      Seriously. We have a few more days to watch them FIGHT!

  4. biggmac
    biggmac
    April 29, 2014, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Somebody get Scipio a stogie! Cigars + him = Popeye + spinach!

  5. biggmac
    biggmac
    April 29, 2014, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Bandit gets it. War is hell. And stupid.

    • Andreas
      Andreas
      April 29, 2014, 2:42 am | # | Reply

      Are you saying Bandit will … *gulp* … get it?
      Noooooo!

      • Andreas
        Andreas
        April 29, 2014, 2:43 am | # | Reply

        Totes inappropriate avatar…

        • Aslandus
          Aslandus
          April 29, 2014, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

          Inappropriate avatar makes it even better

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      April 29, 2014, 11:44 am | # | Reply

      War. War never changes its diapers. Someone else has to change them for War, because War is just sitting there drooling.

      • Borg
        Borg
        April 13, 2017, 6:31 pm | # | Reply

        War. War never changes lanes. I have seen war make a left turn across seven other lanes of traffic because it refuses to get out of the right lane. I still don’t know how it pulls that off.

  6. CorrTerek
    CorrTerek
    April 29, 2014, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    Goodness, it just keeps going on, doesn’t it?

    Looking forward to the earth-shattering kaboom. Anyone else think that the exploding airship is going to cause the battle to end in a draw somehow?

  7. HURRDURP
    HURRDURP
    April 29, 2014, 1:05 am | # | Reply

    Maybe it will crush both sides and they’ll respawn.

  8. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    April 29, 2014, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    …and then the airship lands on them!

  9. Acrox
    Acrox
    April 29, 2014, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    Blame the engineer for not bringing two level 3 teleporters and a sentry nest under a minute with just 200 metal.

    Where I saw that before?

  10. Lexible
    Lexible
    April 29, 2014, 1:30 am | # | Reply

    This is *totes* the time for Payet Best to make a stunning reappearance.

    Just sayin’…

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      April 29, 2014, 5:32 am | # | Reply

      I’d love to but I’m expecting HR to pop in.

      • Michael Schultz
        Michael Schultz
        April 29, 2014, 7:34 am | # | Reply

        Best shows up and saves the day…. pull out to SepiaWorld, and Best’s tube empties, and it’s HR….

      • LockeZ
        LockeZ
        April 29, 2014, 11:49 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, I’m thinking it’s about time to pull a Warcraft 3 Intro Movie, with HR playing the part of the Infernal.

    • Observer
      Observer
      March 15, 2015, 2:38 pm | # | Reply

      I’m archive diving for the first time so this is NOT a spoiler. I don’t actually know.

      But it seems so obvious that Best is in the other game world H.R. opened the cultist portal to that its really odd that folk keep expecting him to show up. He is going to show up when some of these characters go to the cyber punk world or whatever it is.

      And if I am totally wrong, cause I haven’t read ahead so its possible, these opinions would still surprise me cause its been so heavily foreshadowed that direction. So much so my jaw is going to hit the floor so hard it will bounce back to the ceiling if it proves that Best is NOT in that world. I’m just going to assume having your first read be an archive dive makes this more obvious than to regular snail readers somehow?

      • SotiCoto
        SotiCoto
        April 1, 2016, 11:25 am | # | Reply

        No need to take it so seriously, fellow archive-phantom.

        The comments of these comics have more to them than just pun-offs. There are quite a few internal memes circulating too. This, in a manner of speaking, would be one of them.

        But yeah… I’m pretty sure Best will come back FROM the other world… eventually.

  11. Iarei
    Iarei
    April 29, 2014, 2:23 am | # | Reply

    The rocket motor seems like a needless complication. Explosives could have been dropped on those blimps from higher altitudes to accomplish the same thing with minimal risk of failure. Or hell, just ‘some buckets full of lava’ would have done the trick. There seem to be a lot of that about.

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      April 29, 2014, 4:36 am | # | Reply

      But considering evasive maneuvers, in the time it takes to reach that altitude, your “bucket full of lava” would likely cool into a bucket-full of solid rock. It could still cause damage from impact, but not quite as catastrophic as some would hope for.

    • Beige
      Beige
      April 29, 2014, 6:40 am | # | Reply

      their moving. its very, very hard to drop a bomb on a moving aircraft. like nigh impossible

      especially since it means the avians need to get even closer to it’s many, many defences.

      which would have been a stupid choice

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        April 29, 2014, 7:41 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, Zeppelins were known for their speedy manoeuverings and aerodynamics

        • Beige
          Beige
          April 29, 2014, 8:15 am | # | Reply

          in-fact they where – their slow compared to planes, but your average zepplin (and might I remind you these are magic powered) still moved at about 60 mph

          try dropping something on a moving car for me would you please? :P then come back and make the same comment

          • Bloodvork
            Bloodvork
            April 29, 2014, 9:08 am | # | Reply

            Is the car actually the size of six 18 wheelers and I’m a flying birdman? If so, then hell yeah, give me a rock.

            • Acrox
              Acrox
              April 29, 2014, 1:47 pm | # | Reply

              Also, it’s not like ballistics is rocket wizardry or anything.

              • banjo2E
                banjo2E
                April 29, 2014, 1:59 pm | # | Reply

                Aren’t rockets a type of ballistic?

                • FoolishOwl
                  FoolishOwl
                  April 29, 2014, 10:44 pm | # | Reply

                  Indeed, and they make a loud whoosh.

          • SotiCoto
            SotiCoto
            April 1, 2016, 11:26 am | # | Reply

            It isn’t difficult to drop something onto a moving car from above… and an airship is a LOT bigger than a car.

          • Speedy
            Speedy
            December 21, 2018, 8:30 pm | # | Reply

            If birds can crap on a moving car, dropping a bomb on one shouldn’t be much harder.

            I just wanna know how they can do the math to land their crap on the windshield, right in the center of the driver’s field of vision.

            I guess they calculate it on the fly.

    • Loyal
      Loyal
      April 29, 2014, 9:36 am | # | Reply

      This, of course, assumes that the avians can fly high enough to evade the airship defenses in the first place. Even mechanical aircraft have a maximum height they can fly to, and the avians have the additional complication of a need to breathe and a need to account for their own stamina.

      • Jack Vermicelli
        Jack Vermicelli
        April 29, 2014, 1:44 pm | # | Reply

        If they can get as high as they did (with no apparent difficulties save the arrows and spells being shot at them), another 50 feet would be nothing, and the bag of the zeppelin would provide cover.

        • Acrox
          Acrox
          April 29, 2014, 2:00 pm | # | Reply

          Uh, I think that, actually, they had problems.

          Many, many problems.

          I guess that making the blimp fly as high as most avians’ limit would be a sensible design choice (muh air superiority).

          With already limited maneuverability, leave to the wizards to toast whatever tries to fly above, which is no mean feat even if we get a theoretical ideal avian who needs no breathing, can use their wing-hands and fly at the same time, has no air friction, infinite stamina, constantly outspeeding your above-average unladen swallow…

          You know what? Goblaurence was right from the start. He wanted to strap rockets to avians and fling them at enemies. Probably, after the first or second thousand of avians flung themselves without payloads at the gastonians, Penk noticed the rocket idea as a really good and sound idea.

    • Bloodvork
      Bloodvork
      April 29, 2014, 2:30 pm | # | Reply

      Relevant piece of history regarding bombing zeppelins which is also pretty interesting.

      “On the night of 6-7 June 1915 Rex Warneford, a lieutenant in the RNAS, flying a Morane-Saulnier, was on a bombing mission against the Zeppelin sheds at Evere. When he spotted a Zeppelin returning from a bombing raid against London he decided to attack it. He tried shooting his carbine at it, his only armament, but he was driven off by the Zeppelin’s defensive machine guns.

      The airship began climbing, leaving the little plane behind, but Warneford, unbeknown to the Zeppelin crew, continued the pursuit, climbing slowly over two hours to an altitude of 13,000 feet. At this stage the airship began to descend in the direction of Brussels, and seizing his opportunity Warneford, now above the Zeppelin, dived towards it and from about two hundred feet above he dropped his six bombs on its roof.

      The resultant explosion destroyed the Zeppelin, and almost destroyed Warneford’s fragile monoplane.

      He was forced to put the plane down, behind enemy lines, but he managed to make sufficient emergency repairs to take off again and return to his base. LZ 37 was the first Zeppelin brought down by an airplane.”

      • Dan Irving
        Dan Irving
        April 29, 2014, 3:21 pm | # | Reply

        Also the Zeppelin crashed into a convent school and killed two nuns. One of the Zep crew did survive. That is some Axel Higgs level sh*t right there.

        • nemui
          nemui
          April 29, 2014, 3:55 pm | # | Reply

          Hyes. Schmott guy.

  12. WriterX
    WriterX
    April 29, 2014, 4:29 am | # | Reply

    Roll for initiative.

    • Arrkas Zek
      Arrkas Zek
      April 29, 2014, 5:33 am | # | Reply

      Peacekeepers vs Champions: FIGHT!

  13. torint
    torint
    April 29, 2014, 6:14 am | # | Reply

    90’s X-Men theme song playing in the background…

    • Michael Schultz
      Michael Schultz
      April 29, 2014, 7:36 am | # | Reply

      My first thought was “Meanwhile, at the HALL of JUSTICE!!”

      …Ted Knight is the voice in my head….

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      April 29, 2014, 7:46 am | # | Reply

      Oh yeah, that, can totally see that now (thank you :P)

  14. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    April 29, 2014, 7:49 am | # | Reply

    For some reason, last panel reminded of the end of Blake’s 7

    • FoolishOwl
      FoolishOwl
      April 29, 2014, 11:29 pm | # | Reply

      … and now I’m watching Blake’s 7, which I’ve kept meaning to do, and which actually seems well-written and intelligent, so far.

      So, thanks.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        April 30, 2014, 9:35 am | # | Reply

        Glad to have turned someone new onto it :D

        Not much of a spoiler to say that Avalon was the true leader (because, afterall, what did Blake do? spent countless years locked up :P)

  15. MDude
    MDude
    April 29, 2014, 11:09 am | # | Reply

    For battle purposes, Fr’Nj’s aid counts as one Scipio arm.

    • HURRDURP
      HURRDURP
      April 29, 2014, 11:19 am | # | Reply

      you’d of thought she’d have cast a healing spell on his arm.

      • Seggs
        Seggs
        April 29, 2014, 11:31 am | # | Reply

        scip’s arm is shattered. thats aggravated damage. need to set the bones and bandage it up just let time do its work.

        • Arrkas Zek
          Arrkas Zek
          April 29, 2014, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

          Pretty sure magic can in some way do a better job of healing that just setting something and letting nature do its work, it is you know, MAGIC after all. But that said, she might be out of Mana or equivalent energy having been casting healing spells on soldier all day long.

  16. Seggs
    Seggs
    April 29, 2014, 11:14 am | # | Reply

    ITS TIME TO PARTY!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xemLz_fR1Ac&feature=kp

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      April 29, 2014, 4:06 pm | # | Reply

      Or, as Bandit has pointed out, party until you’re stupid.

  17. Paddy
    Paddy
    April 29, 2014, 11:35 am | # | Reply

    Given that hammerhead seems entirely unfazed by / possibly to have healed up from the storm of axe-cuts and sword-cuts he experienced (plus the daggers in the back), is there anything in the Peacekeepers’ arsenal that can hurt him? Seems like the fighters need to go for nothing short of decapitation… or, at the very least, the eyes.

    • Arrkas Zek
      Arrkas Zek
      April 29, 2014, 11:56 am | # | Reply

      Hard to imagine that he has simply healed all the damage, there is no mention of Land Sharks having a Healing Factor like that of trolls. More likely LS have some kind of biology that allows them to clot very fast and stop bleeding. Perhaps there is some kind of damage-reduction effect at work. Nevertheless, there’s no way he can be at full capacity, so he’d better pick his fight carefully.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        April 29, 2014, 1:04 pm | # | Reply

        I doubt Hammerhead does anything carefully.

      • Danzin
        Danzin
        April 29, 2014, 3:14 pm | # | Reply

        Actually sharks heal from wounds remarkably quickly, more specifically their bodies replace damaged tissue at an incredible rate. The example most of us know would be the fast regrowth rate of their teeth, but it applies to FLESH WOUNDS as well. For more info this is a decent start.

        http://www.elasmo-research.org/education/topics/p_wound.htm

        Yeah, if the actual animal has pseudo healing factor and pseudo berserker mode, then fantasy world spinach makes HAMMERHEAD the juggernaut, bitches.

      • Observer
        Observer
        March 15, 2015, 2:43 pm | # | Reply

        Dense hide plus thicker hide due to greater than regular humanoid size advantage makes sharkie a tough boy?

        To take advantage of their speed and stay out of his hands they went with slashing attacks hoping to bleed him I suppose. Buuuut now you would think he’d have been hamstrung a little in there somewhere.

  18. Gristle McNerd
    Gristle McNerd
    April 29, 2014, 11:44 am | # | Reply

    Anyone remember the first Super Smash Bros intro?

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      April 29, 2014, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

      That, the old X-Men cartoon intro, and every other time you see a scene like the last panel of this comic all have one thing in common: it’s where they end. You never actually see the fight. You just see the characters all running into one spot and then it fades to white.

      Tomorrow: battle interrupted by HR falling from the sky, or end of chapter?

      • Seggs
        Seggs
        April 29, 2014, 9:08 pm | # | Reply

        so, phil, which champ is cyclops?

        • Guesticus
          Guesticus
          April 30, 2014, 9:39 am | # | Reply

          Don’t you mean chump?

  19. Electricdawn
    Electricdawn
    April 29, 2014, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

    “It’s party time?”

    No, it’s HAMMER time!

  20. nemui
    nemui
    April 29, 2014, 3:58 pm | # | Reply

    Wouldn’t it be more efficient for Fr’Nj to fix Frigg’s fried feet, instead of fighting?

  21. Aslandus
    Aslandus
    April 29, 2014, 4:28 pm | # | Reply

    Let’s tally up:

    Helping the Peacekeepers: Fr’nj actually doing something, Scipio is on his feet, Rachel is still fired up for battle, Penk doesn’t have his drum, Magda is out of spells, Bandit is here

    Helping the Champions: Penk’s fire is lit now, Scipio’s arm is broken, HAMMERHEAD and Auraugu are now back in the battle (if a little worse for wear), Frigg and Syr’nj are both out of commission, Byron has run out of speed potion

    The results are still up in the air for now, and the bigger picture could also go either way depending on whether that missile hits or not. I’ll say the results are “a draw until deus ex machina”

  22. Inlaa
    Inlaa
    April 29, 2014, 6:54 pm | # | Reply

    My only question: Where are Gravy and Company? And why do I keep expecting them to interrupt the fight screaming “IT’S A CULTIST PLOT GUYS!!!one1eleven”

  23. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    April 29, 2014, 9:46 pm | # | Reply

    Cut to sepia world in 3, 2, 1…

  24. Speedy
    Speedy
    December 21, 2018, 8:53 pm | # | Reply

    HR’s mini-me pops into the world of Arkerra, and delights in his bird’s-eye view of the battle… from his perch atop a Gastonian zepplin. Seconds later –

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