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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Is 'go' even the right word, here?

Chapter 31 – Page 22

on June 18, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 31
└ Tags: HR
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  1. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    June 18, 2014, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    What does a CEO need with a starship?

    • banjo2E
      banjo2E
      June 18, 2014, 2:25 am | # | Reply

      A crew.

      • Snowblind
        Snowblind
        June 18, 2014, 8:54 am | # | Reply

        And an Orion Slave Girl

        • Speedy
          Speedy
          December 24, 2018, 10:38 am | # | Reply

          A crew of liberated Orion slave girls.

    • Ganurath
      Ganurath
      June 18, 2014, 2:28 am | # | Reply

      He needs the starship for a PR campaign. I think we can all agree he needs something to compensate for the shadows of ideas coming from his mouth.

    • TachyonCode
      TachyonCode
      June 18, 2014, 5:24 pm | # | Reply

      What does anyone need from “shipping” stars?

  2. Lexible
    Lexible
    June 18, 2014, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Creepy CEO is creepy.

    Also: “shadows” is pinging my Babylon 5-o-meter.

    • MarbleGargle
      MarbleGargle
      June 18, 2014, 11:09 am | # | Reply

      Babylon Five-o?

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        June 19, 2014, 8:46 am | # | Reply

        The second version was just nasty!!!!!!

    • Gristle McNerd
      Gristle McNerd
      June 21, 2014, 5:08 pm | # | Reply

      So some creepy dude came to CEO Guy and asked him what he wanted, and that’s how they all ended up in this mess?

  3. MichaelHaneline
    MichaelHaneline
    June 18, 2014, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Anyone else have the urge to photoshop panel 3’s speech bubbles with “it was this big” jokes?

    • Bruceski
      Bruceski
      June 18, 2014, 12:51 am | # | Reply

      THERE WAS A FIRE-FIGHT!

      • Lexible
        Lexible
        June 18, 2014, 1:44 am | # | Reply

        ‘Cause he was hung like this.

  4. Loyal
    Loyal
    June 18, 2014, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    “So I’ve decided I’m gonna blow my company’s entire R&D budget on this quackery. You want in? It’ll be fun!”

    • TxGator
      TxGator
      June 18, 2014, 9:44 am | # | Reply

      Lol!

    • Dusksworn
      Dusksworn
      June 18, 2014, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

      Well, hey!

      The magic seems real enough, so it can’t all be quackery!

  5. Locke
    Locke
    June 18, 2014, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    I’m with you, H.R. Let’s go flying off that slippery moral slope!

  6. Guesty-pants
    Guesty-pants
    June 18, 2014, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    I feel like, for some religious groups, this sums up the garden of Eden.

  7. Averant
    Averant
    June 18, 2014, 12:54 am | # | Reply

    I feel like H.R. took a dive into the deep end of the philosophy pool and never came up for air.

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      June 18, 2014, 1:47 am | # | Reply

      Oh, he came back up. Just he came back with the Bends.

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        June 20, 2014, 4:45 pm | # | Reply

        H.R. is not just bent…He’s completely WARPED!

  8. Random Whatever
    Random Whatever
    June 18, 2014, 1:36 am | # | Reply

    GOD created time so everything wouldn’t happen at once.

    • herpderp
      herpderp
      June 18, 2014, 9:36 am | # | Reply

      Grumpy Onry Dinosaurs?

      I don’t think they have the power to do that.

  9. Dranorter
    Dranorter
    June 18, 2014, 1:41 am | # | Reply

    By his own argument he’s already there – his shadow of a shadow is what’s stuck in this lower realm.

    • Lev La Tikvah
      Lev La Tikvah
      June 18, 2014, 11:14 am | # | Reply

      But a shadow is not the same thing as an object. He is merely a shadow of the form that is human. And the form of human is merely a shadow of…? I Am curious at what will happen when a shadow tries to exist where the light creating him comes from, but I’m gunna have to reread the idea of forms for any of this to make perfect sense.

      • Lev La Tikvah
        Lev La Tikvah
        June 18, 2014, 11:15 am | # | Reply

        Also, why does reading webcomics require such an abundance of philosophical references? I’m looking at you, “Strong Female Protagonist”

  10. MonkeyMadness
    MonkeyMadness
    June 18, 2014, 1:43 am | # | Reply

    If he wants to get out of the Shadow Realm, I know a lot of out-of-work Yugioh villains that could probably swing that . . .

  11. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    June 18, 2014, 1:46 am | # | Reply

    You can’t spell megalomania without ‘HR’.

  12. CorrTerek
    CorrTerek
    June 18, 2014, 2:06 am | # | Reply

    This is giving me unrealistic expectations of video game company CEOs.

    • Chris
      Chris
      June 18, 2014, 2:14 pm | # | Reply

      All visionaries are!

  13. biggmac
    biggmac
    June 18, 2014, 2:25 am | # | Reply

    This whole page is a flashback happening in Carol’s head. She’s thinking: “This is the point where I should have turned and run, and kept running …”

  14. Pink Freud
    Pink Freud
    June 18, 2014, 3:28 am | # | Reply

    I have decided that from now on, in my mind, H.R.’s new name will be HR NutsNStuf

    • TachyonCode
      TachyonCode
      June 18, 2014, 6:02 pm | # | Reply

      I’ve been wanting to do that for ages, but with different words. NutsNStuf seems more appropriate though.

  15. Iarei
    Iarei
    June 18, 2014, 3:36 am | # | Reply

    Oh hey look, it’s the linchpin of existence. Let’s fuck with it.

    • keith the verbose
      keith the verbose
      June 18, 2014, 9:41 am | # | Reply

      sounds like fun, I’ll go get the kangaroos you get the sub ready….

  16. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    June 18, 2014, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    “Lets go to the place where things become things and make them not things any more.”

    • Lexible
      Lexible
      June 18, 2014, 9:54 am | # | Reply

      It’s shadows all the way up.

  17. Sestror
    Sestror
    June 18, 2014, 6:04 am | # | Reply

    HR just thought “the cave” to its logical conclusion, in my opinion, given what he knows and what has happened.
    But, his train of thought shows some problems, the biggest, in my opinion, is: How does he know, where this plane lies, and where there are just more shadows of shadows of shadows of ad infinit shadows?
    Or is it one of the points of the inevitable change of view, to determine this direction?

    • Sestror
      Sestror
      June 18, 2014, 6:15 am | # | Reply

      And to clarify, HR uses what I see as a rethorical question at the end of this panel, which implies, that he would already know this, or at least presumes to.

  18. thumb
    thumb
    June 18, 2014, 6:24 am | # | Reply

    So he knows the “real world” is an illusion (hence why everything is monochrome), and the world of our heroes is the real one. I wonder when they’re going to unveil the third one.

  19. Shady
    Shady
    June 18, 2014, 6:58 am | # | Reply

    So H.R. is going to “the Courts of Chaos”

    • JackWarn
      JackWarn
      June 19, 2014, 1:10 pm | # | Reply

      Or to Amber. He would probably prefer to end up in Amber. I’m fairly certain that any human who ended up at the gates of Chaos Would be invited in as dinner.

  20. kitastrophe
    kitastrophe
    June 18, 2014, 8:44 am | # | Reply

    it’s okay if you want to go into the shadows, but make sure to take your pornstache with you.

  21. Bloodvork
    Bloodvork
    June 18, 2014, 9:36 am | # | Reply

    Well. My video game concepts professor always said when you make games, you are god.

  22. nemui
    nemui
    June 18, 2014, 10:18 am | # | Reply

    So he started reading Plato with the Cave Allegory and then simply gave up?

    Is he really 100% oblivious of Platonic Idealism and the Theory of Forms? Did he work for 30 years (in the entertainment industry!) just so he could come up with those on his own?

    • Fiaryn
      Fiaryn
      June 18, 2014, 8:27 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah that’s kinda my reaction here. Surely he realizes he’s mostly just restating Plato’s ideas here?

      • nemui
        nemui
        June 18, 2014, 8:42 pm | # | Reply

        My guess? He knows the theory behind his work is not original, and he knows that Carol knows that, but he feels the need to explain himself to the readers.

        He’s seriously cracking that fourth wall with all the expo.

  23. chickpeas
    chickpeas
    June 18, 2014, 10:19 am | # | Reply

    my question is: is the camera rotating around him, or is mr. creepypants executing a slow spin while he talks?
    ooh, even better, perhaps he’s executing an extremely fast spin, but the refresh rate of the panels makes it appear as though it’s a slow spin. HR stands for Helicopter Rotor, I’m sure of it!

  24. Ryan
    Ryan
    June 18, 2014, 10:46 am | # | Reply

    I guess it’s too late to suggest he seek professional help?

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      June 18, 2014, 11:54 am | # | Reply

      At the time this was actually taking place? No. A swift intervention to the nuts could have done a lot of good. But in the current, non-flashback timeline? Yeah, you need other methods to deal with him now.

      Most involve violence. At least the ones I would recommend.

      • Sestror
        Sestror
        June 18, 2014, 2:49 pm | # | Reply

        Oh, come on, HR has gotton so far, so at least let him finish it.

        Also, to seek help, you need to know you are too insane to be safe for the public. And about that, I refer to a famous Seven quote.

  25. Subtle
    Subtle
    June 18, 2014, 1:00 pm | # | Reply

    Did anyone else see HR’s cameo in the latest X Men movie? Sure, Dinklage didn’t look exactly like him, but the resemblance was uncanny, says I.

  26. Brave November
    Brave November
    June 18, 2014, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

    He looks so earnest and happy in that last panel. For the first time, I can kind of see why Carol is caught up in his quest. Not that I think it’s a good idea.

  27. Keese
    Keese
    June 18, 2014, 1:25 pm | # | Reply

    Looks like someone’s been reading too much Chronicles of Narnia.

  28. Chris
    Chris
    June 18, 2014, 2:11 pm | # | Reply

    OMG… H.R.’s powers clearly now stem from… his mustache.
    It speaks verbosely!

    • Snowblind
      Snowblind
      June 18, 2014, 9:57 pm | # | Reply

      It is not a mustache, it is a mind controlling symbiotic alien that lives off mucous, soup dribbles, and CO2

  29. Timlagor
    Timlagor
    June 18, 2014, 4:16 pm | # | Reply

    Plato’s wall: if we’re looking at it we’re not only paralysed but sufficiently anaesthetised not be be able to detect our bodies or the space between us and the wall in any way. Escape doesn’t seem likely in such conditions.

  30. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    June 18, 2014, 10:10 pm | # | Reply

    ‘Neath the trimmed growth, the lip still lurks.

  31. Craddok
    Craddok
    June 18, 2014, 11:28 pm | # | Reply

    Interestingly enough, the technique used to program nearly every video game these days, Object-Oriented Programming, reflects this Shadows of Shadows idea very neatly. Presumably Kingdoms of Arkerra was coded using this technique. Make of that what you will.

    • Borg
      Borg
      April 20, 2017, 3:35 pm | # | Reply

      I wouldn’t call objects shadows of classes, and insofar as classes are related to reality at all I’d say they’re more ideals of reality than shadows of reality.

      Maybe the programs are the objects and the reality we know is the shadows.

  32. nick
    nick
    June 22, 2014, 11:31 pm | # | Reply

    ya nerd! with your nerd hair!

  33. ThatGuy
    ThatGuy
    June 24, 2014, 3:43 am | # | Reply

    seems like a serious leap of logic.

    but he proved he was cray cray along time ago <.<

  34. Alex
    Alex
    July 2, 2014, 3:52 pm | # | Reply

    Dude you are so deep I can’t even see your shadow anymore.

  35. SotiCoto
    SotiCoto
    January 26, 2015, 4:03 am | # | Reply

    He has it all backwards of course.
    In so far as what is a shadow and what is the object… the ideas are the reality and the objects made as an attempt to actualise those ideas are the shadows. They are a poor imitation of the idealised purpose-medium that the ideas were.

  36. Dr. Shiny
    Dr. Shiny
    February 7, 2015, 3:10 pm | # | Reply

    I miss the Tie of Badass.

  37. Borg
    Borg
    April 20, 2017, 3:38 pm | # | Reply

    If we’re going to places that don’t exist, could we stop off in Equestria on the way? I’d like to visit.

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