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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

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Chapter 34 – Page 5

on September 15, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 34
└ Tags: Shanna
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  1. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    September 15, 2014, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    The layout here reminds me of Fans!.

    • Ganurath
      Ganurath
      September 15, 2014, 12:11 am | # | Reply

      Like her decision?

      • Webmetz
        Webmetz
        September 15, 2014, 12:43 am | # | Reply

        Maybe she has a version of herself giving her advice.

  2. Kensou
    Kensou
    September 15, 2014, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Shut UP, common sense!

  3. Insanenoodlyguy
    Insanenoodlyguy
    September 15, 2014, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    You’re getting killed! BUT IN THE MOST AWESOME WAY GO SHANNA! Also try to not die.

  4. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    September 15, 2014, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Hey, no need to be so gun-ho about this.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      September 15, 2014, 12:32 am | # | Reply

      What the glock is she doing?!

      • Dean
        Dean
        September 15, 2014, 12:34 am | # | Reply

        Going off half-cocked, by the look of things. That Shanna’s a pistol!

        • Webmetz
          Webmetz
          September 15, 2014, 12:44 am | # | Reply

          I don’t want to shoot off my mouth here, butt I can see she is aiming her intentions in a moral direction, rather then off a list of logical bullet points.

          • Fenlander
            Fenlander
            September 15, 2014, 1:07 am | # | Reply

            She Should be running away faster then a Colt and flying away like a Desert Eagle.

            • Tizo
              Tizo
              September 15, 2014, 1:52 am | # | Reply

              She’s clearly become a loose cannon.

            • Rules Lawyer
              Rules Lawyer
              September 15, 2014, 6:52 am | # | Reply

              Sidearmed is sidewarned, even when your normal life is Sliding out of Sight.

              • Charlie Spencer
                Charlie Spencer
                September 15, 2014, 7:03 am | # | Reply

                I didn’t realize she was woman of such high caliber.

                • mrk
                  mrk
                  September 15, 2014, 7:19 am | # | Reply

                  i like how this page is clipped, makes it go off with a bang.

                  • DeePseudonym
                    DeePseudonym
                    September 15, 2014, 10:01 am | # | Reply

                    You’re all just a barrel of laughs aren’t you?

                    • Chris
                      Chris
                      September 15, 2014, 11:54 am | #

                      It’s about time someone got a good Bang out of this series.

                • cliffmonster
                  cliffmonster
                  September 15, 2014, 12:15 pm | # | Reply

                  Ooh thats a really good one. Kudos

                • Far
                  Far
                  September 15, 2014, 12:32 pm | # | Reply

                  I think JJ would be bored; it looks like a 9mm, (a 45 set to stun).

                • MidnightDStroyer
                  MidnightDStroyer
                  September 15, 2014, 12:51 pm | # | Reply

                  Apparently, a good dose of morality is a trigger for heroism.

        • Jack Vermicelli
          Jack Vermicelli
          September 16, 2014, 1:33 am | # | Reply

          I think when she sets her sights on a goal, she’s the type to bite the bullet.

  5. Taxil Necrobane
    Taxil Necrobane
    September 15, 2014, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    (Joker voice)
    And here..
    We…
    Go….

  6. Tsapki
    Tsapki
    September 15, 2014, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    How is he built like an avalanche?

    Because he will bury you.

    • Sharkie
      Sharkie
      September 15, 2014, 12:53 am | # | Reply

      And can’t be stopped.

  7. biggmac
    biggmac
    September 15, 2014, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    Sure hope this Shanna is the same good shot that the FAANS! one is.
    Cause in the critical thinking department, she’s sluggish. Four minutes? JJ’s cutting a 4th finger off Xan by now!

    • Chantelune
      Chantelune
      September 15, 2014, 2:50 am | # | Reply

      Nah, I’m sure she’ll barge in to find the both of them having a soda with some chips while sharing some geek jokes. She’ll look like a total psycho and that’s probably JJ’s plan all along : to socially kill Shanna with his high class societal skills !

  8. JSStryker
    JSStryker
    September 15, 2014, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    Well at least she’s smart enough to keep her booger hook off the bang switch!

    Official Phil Kahn Gold Star

    • TBeckett
      TBeckett
      September 15, 2014, 12:34 pm | # | Reply

      Your comment is educational. Please, take my imaginary +1, which pales next to a Gold Star yet is offered anyways.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 31, 2018, 10:17 am | # | Reply

      Well, your gold star apparently answers my concern. In the final panel, it looks to me like her finger is curled around the trigger, since it’s no longer extending past the end of the trigger guard. She must have her trigger finger bent up somewhat awkwardly, along the slide, and there is no light shining through the trigger guard for… reasons.

      And, here I was, ready to scold her for running in with her finger wrapped around the trigger.

  9. Alex Neeley
    Alex Neeley
    September 15, 2014, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    It’s official now…
    Shanna is the REAL hero of this webcomic.

    • TBeckett
      TBeckett
      September 15, 2014, 12:34 pm | # | Reply

      I can’t decide if she’s the hero it needs or the one it deserves, but she’s gonna try anyways!

  10. Tiw
    Tiw
    September 15, 2014, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    What, she just waited outside for 4 minutes? Facking lag.

    One thing she doesn’t know is if the bad guy has body armor. So shoot for the head and remove the safety.

  11. Jerry
    Jerry
    September 15, 2014, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if this had colour, if her outfit would be red, and it would turn out that shes a vampire. >.>

    • Tryntu
      Tryntu
      September 15, 2014, 11:03 am | # | Reply

      gun isnt two feet long, and no funny sunglasses either.

    • Psolo Ghoti
      Psolo Ghoti
      September 15, 2014, 5:20 pm | # | Reply

      I certainly hope not. Before you know it, Xan would grow impossible boobs and JJ would start grinning like an idiot and talking in broken Engrish.

  12. Pink Freud
    Pink Freud
    September 15, 2014, 2:03 am | # | Reply

    “Kickin’ ass and takin’ NAMES, that’s what I’m doing!”

  13. NobodySpecial
    NobodySpecial
    September 15, 2014, 2:41 am | # | Reply

    As always, humanity is it’s own worst enemy.

  14. ThePuck1
    ThePuck1
    September 15, 2014, 2:58 am | # | Reply

    I hope what you are doing with that gun is at least make sure the safety is off.

  15. Hatman
    Hatman
    September 15, 2014, 4:22 am | # | Reply

    I’m sure this can only end well for all parties involved.

    • cliffmonster
      cliffmonster
      September 15, 2014, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

      JJ and Shanna makeout session?

  16. Cubanpep
    Cubanpep
    September 15, 2014, 5:38 am | # | Reply

    Not a good question to be asking yourself when you are moving out packing heat. You BETTER know what it is you are doing or whatever it is you think you want to accomplish will indeed fail.

  17. nemui
    nemui
    September 15, 2014, 5:38 am | # | Reply

    OK, so Ferris is the guy that dropped in unannounced on HR and got himself killed, right, and Tyler I guess is Xan, but who’s Watson? The comic book guy at the con?

    I love how omnipresent the idea of “getting out of the country” is in situations like this one, as if Shanna galloping across the Rio Grande would cause the murderous multinational corporation to go “Whelp, nothing we can do, she’s out of our jurisdiction now.”

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      September 15, 2014, 6:15 am | # | Reply

      Joel Watson is indeed the comic book guy. Also, he really exists: hijinksensue.com

      Shanna can’t know this, but Ferris is not dead because of her. Ultimately, it was a combination of Carol’s negligence, HR’s insanity & Ferris’ own curiosity that proved fatal to him.

    • TxGator
      TxGator
      September 15, 2014, 9:31 am | # | Reply

      Going to another country would have a few pros. Yes Hurricane is a large & powerful company. But even if HR is the CEO, there is limits to what he can do. Much of what he & Carol are doing are secret.

      It’s not like they have a murder department at Hurricane that they can call. And Carol had to meet with JJ in person to order the hit. If Shanna escaped to another country, while it wouldn’t be impossible to get her, their reach would be strained.

      • nemui
        nemui
        September 15, 2014, 10:15 am | # | Reply

        I don’t see how their reach would be strained. Shanna gets on a plane, JJ gets on a plane – he’d still be as close to her as he is now. Maybe he’d have fewer contacts to call on in an unfamiliar surrounding, but then again, so would she.

        It’s just weird how the idea of being scot-free once you cross the border and reach the magical wonderland that is the Kingdom of Foreign translates from being on the run from the law to being on the run from entirely illegal parties unhindered by such boundaries. I bet that’s got something to do with authors generally being more comfortable setting things in their neck o’ the woods… but I can’t for the life of me figure out how to find an example of that on TV Tropes.

  18. James Rye
    James Rye
    September 15, 2014, 5:49 am | # | Reply

    Uhm, can she actually shot? Like I mean, is she good at shoting and such? Else this is a crazy plan against a trained hitman.^^;

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      September 15, 2014, 6:26 am | # | Reply

      Now, we don’t know that he’s a trained hitman.
      But by the size of him, we can be sure that man hits like a train.

    • Mr Ak
      Mr Ak
      September 15, 2014, 8:04 am | # | Reply

      In a land of guns, I don’t know that that’s super advantageous. It’s the midgets you have to watch out for.

  19. zero
    zero
    September 15, 2014, 6:25 am | # | Reply

    fuck yes. Go get him in what will be probably the most harrowing point of this comic

  20. discord_inc
    discord_inc
    September 15, 2014, 9:21 am | # | Reply

    There is no way where this could possibly go wrong!

  21. Fren
    Fren
    September 15, 2014, 9:46 am | # | Reply

    Besides, he’ll never recognize you cosplaying as Carmen Sandiego!

  22. Aslandus
    Aslandus
    September 15, 2014, 9:49 am | # | Reply

    Shanna going to save the day! or get herself killed, but probably save the day!

  23. WALD-O
    WALD-O
    September 15, 2014, 10:43 am | # | Reply

    A miserable pile of secrets. With a handgun.

  24. Connie
    Connie
    September 15, 2014, 11:44 am | # | Reply

    Leeeeeeeeeroy!

  25. Seggs
    Seggs
    September 15, 2014, 12:10 pm | # | Reply

    i did not see this coming.

  26. Far
    Far
    September 15, 2014, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

    For Pete’s sake. make a call….to the police, tell them you’ve just seen a break-in at such-and-such address, then step back into the shadows somewhere and wait.
    Hitman found leaving scene of a murder. Either you get dead police (then Shanna shoots JJ as justified homicide), or JJ is locked up for a save while (and his cell mates learn a little proper manners).

    It is vaguely possible JJ did see her, and is suckering her off the public streets.

    • nemui
      nemui
      September 15, 2014, 2:03 pm | # | Reply

      Ah yes, the old “wait for him to torturekill the guy who helped you so you can justify shooting him” routine.

    • Thracecius
      Thracecius
      September 15, 2014, 2:08 pm | # | Reply

      That would be too sensible. ;)

      People without a healthy respect for, and little or no training with, guns tend to be more foolish than they otherwise would be.

      I guess we’ll see how that phenomenon impacts the story in this case.

  27. Pumpkin Cake
    Pumpkin Cake
    September 15, 2014, 1:00 pm | # | Reply

    Kill him! Freaking kill him to death! It will be freaking awesome, I promise! I hate people like him that only speak in threatening innuendo.

    • umm
      umm
      September 15, 2014, 1:29 pm | # | Reply

      Pure speculation: Xan inadvertently just killed the hitman by magick that leaked over from his Arkerra character, Penk.

      • Phil
        Flo
        September 15, 2014, 3:42 pm | # | Reply

        Man, the theories you guys come up with sometimes, I swear.

  28. Thomas
    Thomas
    September 15, 2014, 5:57 pm | # | Reply

    … Wait, wasn’t there something else I need? Admonitions? Ammonites? Ammonium? Something like that …

  29. Observer
    Observer
    March 16, 2015, 2:54 pm | # | Reply

    Welp, its official she was a scatterbrain who was way out of her league. I’m being nice and saying WAS here. So after this, if you live, go somewhere hidey holish and think of what you could have done better and how you can do better in the future while putsing around with the lives of The Fives major support.

    You can’t afford to think up this crap on the fly at this level unless you are naturally gifted.

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