Madman drummer bummers
Indians in the summer
With a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps
As the adolescent pumps
His way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder
Feeling kinda older
I tripped a merry-go-round
With this very unpleasing
Sneezing and wheezing
The calliope crashed to the ground
Some silicone sister
With her manager mister
Told me I got what it takes
She said, I’ll turn you on sonny to something strong
Play the song with the funky break
And go-kart Mozart
Was checking out the weather chart
To see if it was safe outside
And little Early Pearly
Came by in his curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed a ride
Asked me if I needed a ride
Some brimstone baritone
Anticyclone rolling stone
Preacher from the east
Says, “Dethrone the dictaphone.
Hit it in its funny bone.
That’s where they expect it least.”
And some new mown chaperone
Was standing in the corner
Watching the young girls dance
And some fresh-sown moonstone
Was messing with his frozen zone
Reminding him of romance
Blinded by the light.
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night.
Well he could! In the Battle of Greenfields, he charged the Goblin ranks. He swung his club so hard it knocked the Goblin King’s head cleaned off and it sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit hole. And thus the battle was won and the game of golf invented at the same time.
Berzerkerball is adult leage Calvinball crossed with Rollerball. . . I think.
But only if you cross the invisible backwards red flag zone.
Hope you have a score of at least Q when you do that, otherwise the opposing team gets one of their members back from the penalty tree.
Solar Flare!!
Time to get blinded with science!
I’m guessing that in this case the goggles, they do something?
Avatar FTW
I hope it’s Library Science.
I wouldn’t mind if She Blinded Me With Library Science.
Oooh! Flashbangs? Wait, what are flashbangs called if there’s no bang?
Well we don’t know how loud that PAF! is.
That’d be a Paf-lash.
They’re power-paf-nades.
Phlash, perhaps?
He’ll bang every one of us.
One… two… five!
Three sir.
My own rage blinded me!
She blinded her….with SCIENCE!!!
…and hit her with technology.
Madman drummer bummers
Indians in the summer
With a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps
As the adolescent pumps
His way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder
Feeling kinda older
I tripped a merry-go-round
With this very unpleasing
Sneezing and wheezing
The calliope crashed to the ground
Some silicone sister
With her manager mister
Told me I got what it takes
She said, I’ll turn you on sonny to something strong
Play the song with the funky break
And go-kart Mozart
Was checking out the weather chart
To see if it was safe outside
And little Early Pearly
Came by in his curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed a ride
Asked me if I needed a ride
Some brimstone baritone
Anticyclone rolling stone
Preacher from the east
Says, “Dethrone the dictaphone.
Hit it in its funny bone.
That’s where they expect it least.”
And some new mown chaperone
Was standing in the corner
Watching the young girls dance
And some fresh-sown moonstone
Was messing with his frozen zone
Reminding him of romance
Blinded by the light.
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night.
It’s the end of Akerra as we know it, and I feel fine.
Ah, you got to it before I could. Kudos.
Now to see if the explosion remains as a ball of light that gets tennis-bounced between them like in a Zelda game.
or pong
Donate blood, play Berserkerball!
Man, I miss Bloodbowl…
I cast flare.
And that’s how Frigg invented Elf Golf.
I think you’re right.
That’s a Number Nine Whud! she’s using
This is why I play on PvE servers.
Syr’Nj has a phlare for bright ideas.
The grenade looks like a bottle of Magic Potion.
That PAF!!!!has a Asterix and Obelix flair to it…..
As always, if things don’t work, apply science to it.
Throw science at it.
Whatever.
…’Magic’. Pffft.
Sobriety: 100%
Bloody Mary ain’t got nothing on Zerkin’ Glowy Hammershit.
You are both lucky your ears are still on.
Well he could! In the Battle of Greenfields, he charged the Goblin ranks. He swung his club so hard it knocked the Goblin King’s head cleaned off and it sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit hole. And thus the battle was won and the game of golf invented at the same time.
~ Gandalf
I think we might need another holy hand grenade.
Just how far is it to Antioch, from here?